Harper High School - Hornet Yearbook (Harper, OR)

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JOKES The Judge: Well, whatls your alibi for speeding sixty miles an hour through the res- idence sectionj Don P: I had just heard, your honor, that the ladies of my wife's church were Giving a rummage sale and I was hurrying home to save my other pair of pants. Miss Stephens: Define the word kiss. Bill: This word is a noun, but it is usually used as a conjunction. It is never declined, and is more common than proper. It is not very singular, in that it is usually used in the plural. It agrees with me.' Nwhat right do you have to argue with mer' asked Miss Cuodt HI haven't said a word,N Boyd protestedf NYou were listening in a vdry aggresive man- ner,N retorted Miss Cpast. HPleose, Mr. Gould,U said Clell, coming into class, nought I to be punished for something I Haven't donetu uOf course not,H replied Mr. Gould. . Hwhewl said Clell with relief, UI havenft done my Algebra.n Coming out of a movie theater, a couple dis- covers an enoumous waiting line, and the astonish- ed wife says: Uwe must have seen a good pictureiu It was an old lady's first ride in a taxi. She watched with growing alarm the driver as he continually put his hand outside the car as a sigv nal to the traffic following. :At last she said: UYoung man, you look where you are going and keep both hands on the wheel, I'll tell you if it starts to rain. Teacher: Laryy, what does your father d when he finds anything wrong with the car: Larry: He bawls Ma out. The train was pulling out of the station when Bob threw his bag onto the observation platform, and swung himself up over the handrail. He stood panting but triumphant as the train gathered speed 'An elderly party on the platform observed him with some scorn. uYou young fellows donit keep yourselves in condition,H he snorted. nwhy, when I was your abe I could carry a cup of, coffee in one hand, run half a mile, catch the 3:15 by the skin of my teeth, and still be fresh as a daisy.u 'You don't underaoand, pop,W puffed Bob, HI misses this train at the LAST station.0

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