Harper High School - Hornet Yearbook (Harper, OR)

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Mother--How are you getting along in art class? Frankie--Fine, but I wish we had a smarter teacher. I drew a horse today and she didn't even know what it was. Mrs. Hampton--Can't you spell nMississippi?N Betty--Sure, I know how to spell it, but I don't know when to stop. Esther--If Shakespeare were alive today, would he be considered a remarkable man? Anna--I think so. He'd be nearly four hundred years old. Mr. Hampton--Charles, this is the third time this week that you've been sent to my office. What have you to say? Charles--I'm sure glad this is Friday. Kenneth--My brother works in a clock factory. Billy--What does he do? Kenneth--He makes faces. Cleone--What is a paratrooper? Eva Jean--A soldier who climbs down trees he never climbed Ups Mrs. Hampton--Lee, I hope I didn't see you looking at Mildred's book. Lee--I hope you didn't either. Pat--nHow do you like my voice?N harie--HLady, I've played the white keys, I've played thc black keys, but you're the first one I ever saw that could sing in the cracks.U Mr. Harrison--Paul, what is space? Paul--Well, it's something where there's nothing. I can't explain it exactly, but I'vc get it in my head. Rose--Why are you so fend of Photography? Ed--Yell, we just go in the dark room and see what develops. , . X . v i! Wwiefyl

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Sac--You know, Sam Stump said I sheuldn't go to Vaude ville because I might see something I shouldn't see, Billy--Well? Sac--Well, I went to one last night. Billy--Did you see anything you shouldn't have seen? Sac--I'll say I did. Billy--What did you see? Sac--I saw Sam sitting right in front of me Whistling ' at everything he saw. lklkfk Starkle Starkle, little twink Who the heck I are you think? I'm not under the alfluenee of inchol, Although some thinkle peep I am I fool so foolish I don't know who is me The drunker I set here the longer I bo. fkfkfk PUD'S WREOK Pud didn't listen, look, or stop, So they dragged his fliver to the shop. It only took a week or two To make his car as good as new: v But though they looked thru' rocks and mud They found no extra parts for Pud. Pkikfk MY TYPIST IS OFF ON A HOLIDAY My typist has gone on her holiday My tlpyst has gohn on a spree, mx tipish hap gone oh hyr haliduy, O gring bacp m L hpyist to me Bling cacp lk bring cock oh bymK bdcl ny typist to mi tu mo. Brung bicq oscling Sack Or blyni banK mg tkpys? ty mx O demn- XXX WEALTH or HEALTH To get his wealth He spent his health, And then with might and main He turned around and spent his wealth To get his health again. -5, -c , ,1 H W ,V l ' ' rewkmwgww I .. nwnwmnluiuliiiiwv 3,-,U ,- fl , X - I in Y ., , ,, iv:ma:,.'.,, , V e t lM eLsissei,mhh,l, I if

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