Harper High School - Hornet Yearbook (Harper, OR)

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Sac--You know, Sam Stump said I sheuldn't go to Vaude ville because I might see something I shouldn't see, Billy--Well? Sac--Well, I went to one last night. Billy--Did you see anything you shouldn't have seen? Sac--I'll say I did. Billy--What did you see? Sac--I saw Sam sitting right in front of me Whistling ' at everything he saw. lklkfk Starkle Starkle, little twink Who the heck I are you think? I'm not under the alfluenee of inchol, Although some thinkle peep I am I fool so foolish I don't know who is me The drunker I set here the longer I bo. fkfkfk PUD'S WREOK Pud didn't listen, look, or stop, So they dragged his fliver to the shop. It only took a week or two To make his car as good as new: v But though they looked thru' rocks and mud They found no extra parts for Pud. Pkikfk MY TYPIST IS OFF ON A HOLIDAY My typist has gone on her holiday My tlpyst has gohn on a spree, mx tipish hap gone oh hyr haliduy, O gring bacp m L hpyist to me Bling cacp lk bring cock oh bymK bdcl ny typist to mi tu mo. Brung bicq oscling Sack Or blyni banK mg tkpys? ty mx O demn- XXX WEALTH or HEALTH To get his wealth He spent his health, And then with might and main He turned around and spent his wealth To get his health again. -5, -c , ,1 H W ,V l ' ' rewkmwgww I .. nwnwmnluiuliiiiwv 3,-,U ,- fl , X - I in Y ., , ,, iv:ma:,.'.,, , V e t lM eLsissei,mhh,l, I if

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WI Pulled The Cork' I had twelve bottles of whiskey in my cellarg and the Missus made me empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink. so after several hours of vain argument and domestic strife, I proceeded to do as she desired. 1 withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exceptionuf one glass which 1 drank. 1 then drew the cork fromthe second bottle and did the same likewise, with the excep- tion of one glass which 1 drank. 1 extracted the cork from the third sink and poured the bottle down thegiass when 1 drank some. 1 pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink of it, and then threwthe rest down the drink. 1 then pulled the sink out d' the next cork and poured my bottle down my drink. I pulled the next bottle out of my throat and poured the cork down the drink all but the sink which 1 drank. 1 pull- ed the next cork from my neck and poured the sink down the bottle and drank the cork. when 1 had them all emptied 1 steadied the house with one hand and counted the bottles, which were twen- ty-four. Finally, 1 had the houses and bottles count- ed, so 1 proceeded' to wash the bottles, but 1 couldn't get the brush in the bottles so I turned them inside out and wiped them all and went upstairs to tell my wife what 1 did. And 1've got the wifest little nice in the world. New if zs lf SJ kdcixigb X 'Q ' X

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Mother--How are you getting along in art class? Frankie--Fine, but I wish we had a smarter teacher. I drew a horse today and she didn't even know what it was. Mrs. Hampton--Can't you spell nMississippi?N Betty--Sure, I know how to spell it, but I don't know when to stop. Esther--If Shakespeare were alive today, would he be considered a remarkable man? Anna--I think so. He'd be nearly four hundred years old. Mr. Hampton--Charles, this is the third time this week that you've been sent to my office. What have you to say? Charles--I'm sure glad this is Friday. Kenneth--My brother works in a clock factory. Billy--What does he do? Kenneth--He makes faces. Cleone--What is a paratrooper? Eva Jean--A soldier who climbs down trees he never climbed Ups Mrs. Hampton--Lee, I hope I didn't see you looking at Mildred's book. Lee--I hope you didn't either. Pat--nHow do you like my voice?N harie--HLady, I've played the white keys, I've played thc black keys, but you're the first one I ever saw that could sing in the cracks.U Mr. Harrison--Paul, what is space? Paul--Well, it's something where there's nothing. I can't explain it exactly, but I'vc get it in my head. Rose--Why are you so fend of Photography? Ed--Yell, we just go in the dark room and see what develops. , . X . v i! Wwiefyl