Harper College - Halcyon Yearbook (Palatine, IL)

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Ethics Ethics is named in honor of the man who invented it, Ethos of Athens, a fifth cen- tury B.C. building inspector. He worked his way up through the party from ward heeler to committeeman. He caught the eye of the party leadership who wanted his job for one of their relatives. But Ethos represented too many votes to just drop him down the chute, so he was asked if there was some other job he would rather have. l would like to be a building inspector, he replied without hesitation. But that's more of a demotion than a promotion, he was told. There is a bit of money to be made in the building inspecting business, he said. The party bosses smiled and eyed each other, knowingly. Besides, l'm well-gual- ified for the post. After all, my second cousin was in the construction business, once. That settled it. His qualification being unimpeachable, Ethos got the job. And he took to the work like money in a bank, so to speak. He went about just inspecting to his heart's content, and everybody eles's, IOO. His very first assignment was an addi- tional reward, of sorts, for having stepped aside for the party leader's relative. He was given the total responsibility of inspecting the construction of the Parthenon which had just gotten under way. One day, he went out to the Acropolis to inspect the foundation of the new edifice and was not surprised to find an obvious violation. After all, his second cousin hadn't been in Uwe construction business for nothing. He called the chief engineer over and pointed out the error. The specifications clearly called for a granite foundation, Ethos said. Well . . . uh . . . marble is so much easier to quarry, the engineer mumbled. But marble won't last for five thousand years as specified, Ethos protested. Well . . . no . . . but, being easier to quarry, the use of marble will result in a substantial cost savings, the engineer ex- plained proudly. Of course, this savings will be passed along to the tax payers, Ethos said. Why, of course. l mean... well. . . I l suppose . . . The engineer stammered Look here. Why don't l just give you this sack of money so you'll forget about marble foundation? He jingled a small, leather sack of coins before Ethos' startled eyes and in full view the construction crew. Why, that's bribery, Ethos exclained. Of course it is, the engineer agreed. '-'That's how things are done these days. Now, just take the money and run along. Ethos studied the construction workers and their curious glances. Then he said, sternly. l want to speak to you in private. He escorted the engineer behind a stack of stone blocks where Ethos confronted him with a withering stare. How dare you offer me a bribe in full view of those men? Well, why not? replied the engineer. Everybody does it that way. And they don't make any secret about it, either. Well, l'm different, Ethos snapped. l've got my pride. The very idea, accepting 21

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HIN TS FROM THE SUNSET By Louis Ginsberg What message is the sunset trying to utter? In hints ofan unearthly light, The syllables o f colors discourse on what Immortal realnzs beyond all mortal sight? Does haunting beauty of the sunset speak Of longing, like homesiekness ofthe soul, For land of lost deligltt wlzose intimation are shed here from some far, mysterious goal? It must be memory of lost heritage Of some invisible and ehangeless elime, As here, for a moment, in a luminous aura, Tinzelessness is parleying with Time. Soon spell of the sunset rhetoric slowly fades And with nostalgia, sighs into the dark: It enigmatic hints abandon me Inearcerated in a question-mark. 20 MAN IN A U TO By Louis Ginsberg High-octane ofdelight Often makes lzim feel Expansion of his might To gloat behind the wheel. Only one thing mars His stepping on the gas For ou twitting ears - Himself lze Cannot pass. With gadgets at lzis call, He has learned an art Of evading all, Izbceept lzis empty heart Driyen by a need, Yet he does not guess Briefly will lzis speed Drug lzis loneliness. Using power-steering, He will quickly Come Meehanieally yeering Around his yaeuum,

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bribes in front of an audience. l've got my standing in the community to consider. You have absolutely no finesse, at all, Ethos said. Now, Toss that sack of money into the excavation. Puzzled, the engineer did as he was directed. Then, in a loud voice, Ethos announced, Very well. Ethos went down into the excavation and made a great deal of fuss in his inspec- tion. He went all around the foundation, taking the minutest detail under his scru- tiny. When he came to the place where the sack of money rested, he stooped down to study the fit of two blocks of marble and, in the same motion, he scooped up the sack was gone. The inspection continued for a few more minutes, then Ethos emerged from the excavation and, patting the engineer on the shoulder, he said, You've done an excell- ent job fitting those marble blocks together I dare say, this foundation might well last longer than five thousand years. Too bad you didn't go down deep enough to rest it on bedrock. What do you mean we didn't hit bed- rock?', the engineer demanded. Dig down two feet anywhere in Greece and you hit bedrock. I guess I know bedrock when I see it, Ethos hautily replied. And I didn't see any bedrock down there. But l'Il be back in two weeks. And I'll bet you find bedrock by then. He patted his tunic to make the coins jingle. Two weeks later, Ethos arrived at the construction site right on schedule. The chief engineer greeted him cordially and led him to the excavation where he said, I'm sure you'll find that we've struck bedrock. And in only two short weeks. That must be a record. We shall see, Ethos replied as he made his way down into the excavation. He went all around the foundation, as before, in- specting as he went. And, sure enough, half way around he found bedrock waiting for him in a leather sack. In one slick mo- tion he scooped it up and replaced it with 22 the empty sack from the time before. He was the first grafter in history to return the empty sack. When Ethos came up from the excava- tion this time, a small crowd had gathered. What are all these people doing here? he asked the chief engineer. Surely, they're not all construction workers. No, the engineer replied, They're administrative officials who've come to see how you operate. Word got around about your unusual methods and even I don't know how you operate. By the way, did you find the. . . uh. . . bedrock? Yes, of course. Right where you said it would be, Ethos answered. Keep up the work. Ethos passed through the crowd on his way from the site and he couldn't help overhearing the mumblings of the people. Did you see him take his bribe? No, I didn't see him. Neither did I. He's a real expert, that one. We could all take a lesson from him. I don't believe he even took a bribe. He's probably as honest as the day. An honest inspector? Why, that's the most disgusting thingl ever heard of. Every time he came to make an inspec- tion, the crowds grew larger, Ethos' fame having spread even farther and faster than that of Paragoric, a renowned Greek philos- opher of the period. A barricade had to be constructed to keep the crowds in check and Ethos inspected that at the usual fee Needless to say, the barricade passed inspec- tion with no trouble ard no one managed to see Ethos pick up his bribe, and the ru- mor began to circulate that he was honest. The Parthenon was nine years in the building and, in all that time, no one had ever seen Ethos actually take a bribe, which was positively unheard of. He had never missed a scheduled inspection, yet, he had had cleverly concealed his taking of the little sacks of money. Then, one day,a delegation from party headquarters arrived