Harlowton High School - Engineer Yearbook (Harlowton, MT)

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semoR qpss wills I, Brent Anderson, being of confused mind, and centerfold type body, hereby will the following: To Scott Clellen the ability to stay awake and ahead in class; to Mike Seit the ability to be sane, quiet, and look you straight in the eye when talking to you; to any next year’s seniors who feel ambitious, my class schedule. I, David Crowley, being of classical mind, and baroque body, hereby will the following: To the students that were in Mrs. Fochs' foreign good class, a raw egg; to Mrs.Hinand’s Art Class an eagle that doesn’t fly; to Mr. Gehring an X-rated movie to show at the theatre. I, David Fisher, being of abnormal mind and lazy body hereby will the following: To the Juniors’ all the long hours in P.A.D.; to Mike Miller the ability to pass all your classes and sleep while doing so; to Melinda Muir the ability to do more sit-ups and my locker and all my books. I, Becky Fleming, being of exceptional mind, and deprived body hereby will the following: To Vic, Don Kel, my uncanny abili- ty to be appealing, also to these three, my blue and white Becky comb. To Vicki the ability to tell me “she did and to go out and not have “numb thighs ; to Shirley, my best friend, the ability to talk to the dogs on Wednesday nights and not to leave me in the living room while you go “talk to someone! (Ha-Ha). Also, not to ride with me in Townsend or anywhere near the vicinity, you never know my tire might go flat; to Kaylene and Charity I will someone’s gorgeous body. I, Trish Gillen being of yes mind, and over fed body hereby will the following: To Mary the ability to jump over fences without ripping her pants, not to follow me over cliffs and not to squat in front of exhauste pips; to Sandee Vossler the ability not to kill young ripe trees in the prime of their life and a box of Girl Scout mint cookies; to Vicki, Mary, Julie, Becky, Debbie, Shirley and Phyllis the ability to keep it in the bag like I can. I, Debbie Hanson, being of sound mind, and neglected body hereby will the following: To Trish and Ole the ability to both agree on something or even just get along; to my family all my love and thanks for putting me through school; to Trish the ability to keep it in the bag. I, Gary Leuthold, being of blank mind and weak body hereby will the following: My bad grades to anyone that wants them, “the school to all the students of Harlo and my school supplies to the garbage cans. I, Julie Ness, being of questionable mind and unique body hereby will the following: To next year's Girls’ Basketball Team, a year’s supply of jello, toast and milk; to Macy a pair of red and white polka dot shorts and her very own coloring book to practice her artistic talents and the ability to run a 30-second air strip without jumping the gun, a chauffeur as crazy as mine and all the green Kool-Aid she can drink; to Kaylene, a lighter cheerleading partner who won’t break her back and the ability to let me down. I, Ole Olsen, being of wrestling mind and wrestling body hereby will the following: To Butch and Steve the ability to walk through the gym without climbing to the ceiling just once; to Scott Berg all my left over studly ability; to Steve T. older women. I, Steve Olson, being of stir fried mind, and big-footed body hereby will the following: To my nephew, Keith Berg, I leave my water-cooled typewriter, with which I hope is able to graduate from the Evelyn Wood Speed-typing course; I leave to my “BIG” sister, Kaylene Larsen, my ability to drink and not get into any trouble. I, Baron Von Popp, being of 3, 2 mind and 6.6 body hereby will the following: To next year’s Life Sports Class a new box of golf balls, since all of ours are in the pond; to Terry Baumgardner the ablility to look closer at the girls before he has us chase them all over town; to all underclassmen my ability to go through 12 years of school without learning a thing more than I have to. Also to be honest with yourself so that you can say “I won’t miss school a bit” and mean it. I, Michael Seitz, being of elaborate mind and simple body hereby will the following: To Mr. Dubbs a Rax Roastbeef Restaurant for use at District Tournaments and a megaphone so he may save his voice for post game lectures; to Steve Taber and Todd Tripp my astounding (dull) ability to keep out of trouble out of school for they need it badly; to all those other who expect something for nothing at all. I, Steven Taber, being of promiscous mind and incomparable body, hereby will the following: To K.C. Lynn and Terry Baumgardner, the ability not to leave me in Lavina; to Mary, Becky and Trisha the ability to not force me to drink on a weeknight; to Todd Tripp the ability to go to Ryegate and meet a girl from Melstone. I, Shirley Teig, being of Wednesday night mind, and cicatrized body, hereby will the following: To beautiful Becky the ability to walk out in the middle of a concert to get the music someone else forgot and not be embarrassed and not get scared when driv- ing over hills and not being able to find the road on trips west; to Julie a toll-free telephone number so we can discuss our col- lege math problems. And a calculator with ever lasting batteries to use for logarithms; to Mike Seitz a box of maxi pampers to do with as he sees fit. I, Vicki Werhonig, being of adventurous mind, and shorty body, hereby will the following: To Trish, Donette, Kelli and Becky remember the curling iron quartet; to Natalie, remember always, if you don’t drop your meat, I won’t drop my pie. And to Trish the ability to keep it in the bag at all times and be mature about it. I, Gary Westburg, being of forgetful mind, and pickled body, hereby will the following: To Brian Thompson I leave my com- bination cloak room and locker with a view; to Jeff Hutchison, I leave my turbo charted sewing machine, so he can sew as good as me. I, Phyllis Widdicombe, being of married mind and tall body, hereby will the following: To Becky to keep her hobby up of falling in love with more than four or five (etc.) times a year; to Vicki, the ability to not curl her hair without getting into a hassle; to Mary Widdicombine, the ability to wake people up at 2:00 a.m. because of running her car in the ditch. I, Mary Widdicombe, being of wrong mind, and dufoink body, hereby will the following: To Butch and Steve the ability to demolish a can in one bite without spilling a drop; to Trish Gillen to keep her tongue in when Ole walks up and blows his nose in P.A.D.; and to beware of bigfoot in the Roundup’s rolling hills; to Julie Jett Ness to have juvenile scream at her feet and rip off their clothes. An to incogneadally shoot down planes while playing army out at the airport. 12