Harlowton High School - Engineer Yearbook (Harlowton, MT)

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EbflSS NIGHT 1382 Kelly Shepherd (Nikon) and Whitney Myers (Rooney) read the 1982 The class ProhecV was read bV Kim Widdicombe and Kellee Keller. Class Wills. The Dean Lucas Award was presented to Whitney Myers, Kevin Sedgwick, Kellee Keller, and Larry Budge. Leon Miller received the John Philip Sousa Award presented by Mike Birrer The Ray and Nel Johnson Scholarship was awarded to Whitney Myers. Larry Berg and Kellee Keller were the recipients of the Charles M. Bair Memorial Scholarship presented by Alberta Bair.

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SENIOR GLASS WILLS I, Ward Beley, being of uncanny mind and undescribable body, hereby will the following: To Ole Olsen, the ability to get a date with a girl just once, so he doesn’t have to kiss the guys; To Kelly Shepherd, the ability not to hit parked land yachts; To Bill Clements, the ability to someday buy a Ford, so he can have a car as fast as mine. I, Larry Berg, being of hurried up mind and delayed body, hereby will the following: To anyone who wants it. my ability to get things done in the knick of time; To anyone in advanced composition next year. Blake Piper s ability to tell short jokes; To mom, dad. my little brother Ray and my sisters Norma and Sandra, the ability to get the chores done without me. I, Andy Best, being of corrupted mind and uncorrupted body, hereby will the following: To Todd Tripp, the ability to not be afraid of girls; To Kelly Shepherd, the ability to take the five mile loop in reverse without going off the road and taking out a fence; To Rick Reynolds, the ability to spin brodies on main street and not get a visit from the local cops. I, Larry Budge, being of predictable mind and abused by others .. . body, hereby will the following: To Kelly Shepherd, a bottle of tempra paint, and the ability not to tell the cops what she plans to do; To Blake Piper, the ability not to spit in people's faces. I, Ty Cavanaugh, being of contorted mind and distilled body, hereby will the following: To Ole Olsen, a box of kleenex for next year’s football season; To Mr. Gehring something else to yell during wrestling practice besides quit your lollygagging.”; To Mr. Bundren, thanks for keeping the school year from being so boring with your wit and humor. I, Kerri Christensen, being of deranged mind and dilapidated body, hereby will the following: To Mr. Dubbs, a 1982-83 Physics class just like ours, all two of us; To Kelly Shepherd, the ability to drive to Santa Barbara without getting lost. I, Teri Day, being of empty mind and dilapidated body, hereby will the following: To my little sister Brenda, my ability to remain silent; and after careful consideration, I have decided to keep everything else I own, it isn’t much, but it is all I have. I, Randy DeBuff, being of dull mind and dull body, hereby will the following: To Melinda Muir, the ability to chase some other poor soul next year; To Todd, the ability to go to Lewistown without worrying about what he did the night before; To Cindy Leuthold, my locker next year. I, Kristi Hagberg, being of confused mind and abused body, hereby will the following: To Teri Day. the ability to do illegal u-turns and to get away with it; To Blake Piper, the ability to pick up when it’s time, not ten minutes early; To my parents, all my love and a big thanks for being there when I needed them the last 12 years. I, Kellee Keller, being of unanalytical mind and voluminous body, hereby will the following: To Norma Berg, the ability to not be affected by everything anybody says, and a great 4 years of basketball, remember I'll be watching; To Brenda Day, all the tact I have plus any more she can gather up. She definitely can use it; To my brothers, Joe, Mark, Jeff and to Kaylene Larsen and Becky Fleming, my limited basketball skill, plus the ability to realize that high school is the best time of your life. I, Thad Lechner, being of strange mind and chicken body, hereby will the following: To Steve Taber, a set of training wheels for his car so he doesn’t wreck; To Kellee Keller, an umbrella so when it rains she doesn’t drown; To Mr. Maier, the ability to invent a head gear that works. I, Susan Littlejohn, being of preoccupied mind and stunted body, hereby will the following: To my Mom, Dad and Bullwinkel, all the love and thanks for putting up with me all these years; To Vik, Don and Nat, remember all the fun we've had like Homecoming, and I will to you guys my own saying, ’’Don’t drop that — my camera's in it”; To Connie Pedersen, the ability to come home on time, and to drive her own cars. I, John Lynn, being of unpredictable mind and uncontrollable body, hereby will the following: To Steve Taber, the ability to borrow someone’s vehicle and bring it back in one piece; To Mr. Maier, the ability to keep from breaking other people's bones. I, Leon Miller, being of sly mind and healthy body, hereby will the following: To Tom Hayden, 1st trombone chair and the ability for Brian Buckley to get Tom back with the water; To Larry Berg, the ability to stay on Creampuff at the Donkey Basketball game; To Mike Seitz, the ability to keep quiet for one day. I, Whitney Myers, being of dingy mind and tuna boat body, hereby will the following: To Macy X-Samn Widdicombe. the ability to keep cocklebures out of her hair and not to take pit stops at culverts on her four-mile run; To Julie Bird Ness, the ability to have any kind of pie she wants and one full can of atomic foam; To Macy and Julie, the ability to learn all the nice words I know and squawk like my favorite chicken. I, Connie Pedersen, being of no mind and amusing body, hereby will the following: To Susan Littlejohn, the ability to wreck her own side of the car and to Barb, the ability to make us holler from the living room when we were home; To the Intermediate Comp, teacher, the very well known Mrs. Wetherinton, to have an innocent class like ours in the years to come; To my family, all the love and thanks for putting up with me. I, Blake Piper, being of sportstracked mind and slow-motion body, hereby will the following: To Mr. Vossler, the ability to win a coke from somebody even if he has to make a bet with himself; To Larry Berg, the ability to hit blocking dummies as hard as he can; To Mr. Dubbs. a great basketball team like he had this year. I, Rick Reynolds, being of null mind and void body, hereby will the following: To Natalie Schuchard, the ability to learn the direction that a tape turns before she graduates; To Rusty Crawford, the ability to stay ahead in school; To Todd Tripp, the ability to go to Lewistown and not jump out halfway there just to walk home. I, Kevin Sedgwick, being of deranged mind and abused body, hereby will the following: To Steven Taber, a new set of tires for his Dad's pickups; To Ole Olsen, the ability to learn how to spell “center” right. I, Laura Seitz, being of spontaneous mind and non stop body, hereby will the following: To Lynn Martin, someone to talk to on the bus in the morning; To Kaylene Larsen, someone to ask all those questions she doesn’t have the answers to. I, Kelly Shepherd, being of Math 4 torn mind and under 6-foot body, hereby will the following: To Andy Best, a Honda, so he won’t get stuck in the park; To Kellee, Kelli, Trish, Mary, and Teri, the ability to recognize a milk cow with horns in a barnyard at 1 a.m. while chasing guys; To Larry and Larry J. my creative ability to drive. I, Mark Wegner, being of lost mind and weary body, hereby will the following: To K. C. Lynn and Keith Berg, the ability to ski under the greatest control and be able to meet all the ski bunnies; To next year’s basketball team, the ability, at divisionals, to stay in a better hotel than the cheerleaders and to be able to play the music you want to; To all the poor fools that weren’t in the great class of ’82 the ability to have all the fun we did in high school. I, Kim Widdicombe, being of Sister Theresa’s mind and Lil Abner s body, hereby will the following: To my little sister Judy, my red and white striped night gown to wear with my flourescent purple sweats, so she can impress the guys, just like me; To Larry Berg and K. C. Lynn, the ability to lift a girl to the heights of ecstacy and to catch her on the way back down; To Brenda Day, Kelli Tomlinson, and Becky Fleming, mine and Kellee Keller’s top secret documents proving that artesians really do exist. I, Javier Zapata, (Harvey), being of experienced senior mind, and spirit of sportsmen body, hereby will the following: Since I am dying in my senior year, to the school I give my spirit and the ability to say see you later mexican ; To all the girls in high school, all my love; To the juniors, I give them my P.A.D. no thanks required. 12

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PR0PHEEY It’s 1992, the ten year reunion of the class of 1982. All members are present and accounted for except Kim Widdi- combe. She has a big responsibility as head air traffic controller for the Hawaiian Islands, which kept her from attending. Kellee Keller, a long time friend of Kim Widdicombe, decided to tear hearself from the party and give Kim a call. This is an account of the conversation between Kim and Kellee. Reach Out, Reach Out, and Touch Someone Riiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg!! Kim — Your Dime! Kellee — Kim, this is Kellee Kim — How's it going, eh?! Kellee — Pretty fine, you're missing a heck of a party. Everyone and their dog is here. Kim — I wish I could be there. Tell me, how have you been? Kellee — Oh, surviving, can't say too much about my patients, though; business has been kind of slow. Kim — So tell me, who is there and who’s doing what to who? Kellee — We re having a heck of a time. Remember Ward Beley? He’s been explaining the aspects of a successful business to Leon Miller. Ward has the largest Chevy dealership in Minot, North Dakota. Remember how he used to be a Ford fan? He's definitely changed for the better. Kim — Is Leon listening to him? Kellee — Probably not, but from what I hear, Leon doesn’t need advice. He’s a successful Maytag repairman. Kim — Wow! You know what you should do? Kellee — No. I couldn’t. Kim — Go ahead, ask him. Kellee — All right — Hey Leon, are Maytag repairmen really that lonely? Kellee — Hey, guess who's over by the punch bowl? Kim — Who? Kellee — Remember the best looking guy at HHS? Kim — You don’t mean . . . Kellee — You guessed it, Larry Berg. Kim — Well, what is the ole' charmer up to? Kellee — He finally put that girl chasing ability to good use. He runs a very successful computer dating service in San Francisco. Kim — OH!!! Well, whatever happened to Andy Best? I remember some of the entrances he used to make. Kellee — He outdid himself this time. He just landed in an Air Force bomber. Wait, I think it’s a carrier. It looks like someone else is with him. It’s the President. Kim — The President of the United States? Kellee — No dummy, Blake Piper, the President of the bank. Kim — Speaking of Blake, remember his jokes? Kellee — How could I forget? They were always short and to the point. Kellee — Well, did ya' catch the Dallas Pittsburg football game the other night? Kim — No, you know I hate football. Kellee — Well, anyway, guess who just showed up about 10 minutes ago with the Cowboy quarterback. Danny White on her arm? Kim — Who??? Kellee — Teri Day. Kim — You're kidding. Kellee — She's the head physical therapist for the Dallas Cowboys. Kim — Wow! Just think of the fringe benefits! Kellee — Oh, by the way. Quick Carl Cavanaugh is here. He has accom- plished many things. He’s head greens-keeper at the Harlowton Coun try Club, which you no doubt know is a famous golf course now. He also received the only license to kill varmits, issued by the Govern- ment of the United Nations. Kim — It sounds like he's in a stable business. Kellee — So’s Laura. Remember Laura Seitz? She runs a Shetland pony ranch just outside of Two Dot. Kim — Aren’t Shetland ponies the short ones and aren't they difficult to handle? Kellee — Yea. but not for Laura, she basically rents them out to midg- ets. Kim — So Thad’s been doing pretty well. Kellee — How do you know? Kim — I walked into the Kentucky Fried Chicken the other day and a picture of him was on the wall. I almost didn’t recognize him with the white beard. Kellee — Oh, by the way, guess who’s entertaining us tonight? Kim — Who? Kellee — Kristi Hagberg. She made it big as a country singer with the remake ”1 Was Country When Country Wasn’t Cool! Kellee — You'll never guess who just flew in? Kim — Who? Kellee — Rick Reynolds, and he just received a degree from MSU. He has a doctorate in grass and range management. Kim — Wonder if he helps Mr. Olsen? Kellee — Mr. Olsen? Oh yes, now he runs Acme Pest Control. Boy! What a team! Kim — So, what’s Whit been up to? Kellee — She and Johnny Mike are in the pie business. The name of their company is Sweet Pea Pies. I've heard that they sell the best pie around. They are so rich that they have a tuna boat in the South Pacific. Kim — I got a letter from Kevin Sedgwick the other day. He’s living in New York and designing jeans for Hutterrites. Kellee — He always did have a flair for fashion. Kim — I got a wedding announcement from Susan Littlejohn the other day. I guess she’s finally getting married to Jeff after ten years. Kellee — I guess they are living in Hingham. Kim — Sounds like she’s doing well. Kim — What ever happened to the twins? Kellee — Last I heard . . . Kim — Sheep, ha. ha!! Kellee — That was stupid! Anyway, Kelli is a famous artist in France and Kerri and Scott moved from the hustle and bustle of the city life to a cave in the Himilayas. Kim — Is she taking up yodeling? Kellee — Ron Dejarlais has really jumped up in the world. He's herding kangaroos out in the Australian outback. Kim — I also heard he’s a champion kangaroo rider. Kellee — Not quite wnat you would call a cowboy, eh? Kellee — Remember Harlowton's Mario Andretti? Kim — You mean Kelly Shepherd, what she up to? Kellee — Oh. about 5'1W. Kim — Wonder that ole’ Javier is up to? Kellee — He's into PMD now. Kim — What’s PMD? Kellee — Problems of Mexican Democracy. Kim — Did Mark Wegner ever show up at the party? Kellee — Yea, but he had to leave because he had to go to a rodeo. He's a wild bull rider you know. Kellee — It seems as if the party is slowing down. Kim, you know that Connie runs a most successful catering business in Boston? She caters all the important social events. Kim — That sounds like Connie; she always did like a good party. Kellee — You remember Randy DeBuff, and how his car continually broke down? Well, now he doesn’t have to worry. He's the head mechanic for the Indiannapolis Raceway, and he even has his own race car (which doesn’t break down). Kim — Whatever happened to Larry J.? Kellee — Oh, he’s on the roadcrew for Wheatland County. He places road signs, etc. Kim — He always did have a knack for the placing of signs. Kellee — Mrs. Wetherington is a famous play director. Kim — Yea, I've seen some of her plays. Kellee — I do believe she directed a couple of plays on Broadway. Kim — Wow! Her life is really heading in the right direction. Kellee — Well, it looks like we’ve covered about everyone. Kim — Yea. It’s been great finding out what everyone’s been up to. Kellee — We ll have to make sure we keep in touch. OK? Kim — We sure were a great class. I hope everyone continues to suc- ceed at what they do. I knew we would have a group of successful kids. You can't hide talent. Kellee — That's for sure! THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1982 14