Harlowton High School - Engineer Yearbook (Harlowton, MT)

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Class Wills Kelli Baumgardner, being of impeccable mind and blank body, hereby will the following: To Vanessa Voldseth. a set of plaster bottles and to the P.A.D. class of 1982. aood luck — you'll need it. Lori Bundren. being of stunted mind and towering body, hereby will the following: To Beems. Patty Murn. Vanessa Ru, and Kimmy Sue. the ability to scramble eggs without peanut butter, two gallons of milk to throw, harder heads and plastic bottles and pizza with ridges. To Marcella, the ability to stay away from dixie cups, they don't hold up too well. Dean Cass, being of sex and crazed mind and Lou Ferrigno body hereby will the following: To Ty Cavanaugh the ability to drive better than his brothers and better luck with women. Debbie Dalgarno. being of X-rated mind and uncontrollable body, hereby will the following: To Kim Westburg and Patty Murnion a Blue Moun- tain, to Kim Westburg. a toupee and a date with Dave Lode. Richie Kardell. being of nonexistent mind and troubled body hereby will the following: To Blake Piper all of my pencils. To Ole Olsen, my ability to be a stud. Pat Leary, being of sadistic mind and seductive body, hereby will the following: To Kellee Keller the ability to not get wept off. to Ty Beemer. my grease rag. seeing how he hasn't figured out how to use his. Joel Marking, being of one tracked mind and 10 body hereby will the following: To next year's boys’ basketball team captain the ability to get something for being captain from the coach. To Hatchet Hank, the ability not to foul out of all the games next year. Patty Murnion. being of crazy mind and unrelated body hereby will the following: To Vanessa Voldseth the ability to go out with someone without having the whole town know about it five minutes later and a set of hay hooks and an axe in case we ever get stuck in her pickup again while we re hunting. To Kim Westburg. Debbie Dalgarno. and Mary Widdicombe, reservations at the City Center Motel for next year's boys basketball divisional tourneys. Fritz Neighbor, being of psychomatic mind and slightly tenous body, hereby will the following: To Mr. Claussen my red baseball mitt, suitable for pitching, outfielding. charming snakes, and bronzing: but not for playing first base (Private joke). To David Biegel. the ability to find a partner in college to continue nis outrageous comedy. Somebody almost as funny as I am. Donna Pidcock. being of adventurous mind and temperate body, hereby will the following: To Kim Widdicombe. the ability to stay out of dark occupied rooms on birthdays, and the ability to jump high fences. John Scally. being of turpentinal mind and gaseous body hereby will the following: To Mrs. Hinand. the ability to demonstrate her own sit-ups. To Mr. Galahan. my great badmintton and fishing expertise. Karen Sears, being of Johned mind and spoke for body, hereby will the following: To Lori Bundren and Kim Westburg — I will a larger shower cause more than three would be real fun. To Kim Westburg. I will the ability to not be afraid of the dark so she can shut the lights off when she parks. Rob Stetson, being of no mind and no body, hereby will the following: I will nothing to everybody and everybody nothing. I thank my parents for putting up with me for the last 18 years. Kevin Stoll, being of nasty mind and incapable body, hereby will the following: To Eric Voldseth the ability to ski in a careful and cautious manner; this ability I give to Eric will be terminated the second I can get a ski boot on my foot. To Rick Reynolds. I will my ability to keep ahead in school. Vanessa Voldseth. being of sound mind and beautimus body, hereby will the following: To Patty Murnion the ability to get a new guy and keep him without someone else taking him away, and also another ear because I've worn out one set of hers. To Eric. I will him to have as good of times as I've had in high school and also the ability I had to get away with as much as possible without Dad finding out about it. Kim Westburg. being of scraped mind and scarred body, hereby will the following: To Lori. Marcella. Patty. Karen and Debbie the fun we always had at my slumber parties (ha, ha). And to Buck — good wit and humor. Make me a sandwich. Dave Biegel. being of fried mind and bamboo.steamed body, hereby will the following: To Pig. the ability to not catch the pip. celecia. puckery, or the falling of the worm before he graduates. Kevin Cavanaugh, being of wild and crazy mind and over-abused body, hereby will the following: To Kevin (Sarge) Sedgwick, the ability to move his brains out of the way of Scally s extra point and field goal attempts. To Dean Cass the ability to take three swats without yelling. No, no. I didn't do it. Cavanaugh did it all!!! Dane Elwood. being of precarious mind and stubby body, hereby will the following: To all short people, the ability to stay that way. cause that s the only way to go! Marcella Scotson. being of liberal mind and conservative body, hereby will the following: To Trish and Kelly the ability to drive as well as I can and a .male order catalog. To Lori Bundren. a portable escalator chair so she can always make it up a flight of stairs. Steve Ness, being of exotic mind and over-weight body, hereby will the following: To Merse Hinand a hamburger bun that won t shread and a ball and chain to slow her down. To next year's P.A.D. class, just hope you don t get Mr. Claussen!!!

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Baccalaureate and Commencement “1981 14 VALDEDICTORY ADDRESS: DANE ELWOOD SALUTATORY ADDRESS: BEN BLAQUIERE