Hanover High School - Melange Yearbook (Hanover, IN)

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.al--,-, 1 57.4 Vp an-I JOKES , Marjorie T.: nMy boy friend wanted to kiss me sixteen times last night.H Lavenia M. : HHow do you know he did?n ' Marjorie T.: UBecause I counted them.W 1 Ruth Kerr: Loris W. : Uwhat is meant by itYs ROMANCE, at RHEUMATISM. the three R's?n nThe three R's run all through life, at 25 45 it'S RENT, and at 65 it'S Senior: WDO you like Kipling?u Freshmanrul dunno, how do you kipple?0 Leon S.: USay,do you know why Charles H. parts his hair?n Charles L.: UNo, why.n Leon S.: UCity Ordinance, Every block has to have an a11ey.u ' 1 Mrs. Jones: HI take great pleasure in elving you 94 in E115l1sh.'7 Nancy Hyatt: Hhake it se kills you 5et Mr. milllcanz Whxerci Vera Gassert: nHow do Teacher: nlf there were four a lOO an d enjoy it yourself.V germs.n them to exerc1se?n flies on a table and I kill- ed one how many would be 1eft?n, - Pupil: nOne.W Teacher: nHow's that?n Pupil: nThe dead one.n Albert A.: UWhy are you running that steam roller thing ' over that field?n Farmer: nI'm going to raise mashed potatoes.n Mrs. May: WGive the Latin verb meaning to skate.n Marjorie: WSkato, slippero, falli, bumpus.u o Brown: Ethel M.B: Mr. Brown: Ethel M.B: UWhat do you mean : WMy sister has a woode Jimmy Bobby: qTha UHow much time did you put on this shorthand?n HOh, about half an hour railroad time.n by railroad time?n nlncluding all stops and de1ays.n n leg.n t's nothing, my sister has a cedar chest.n Jessie Housefield a would-be motorist, was being examined for a driver's llcense. State Police: nand what is the Yellow llne in the middle of the road ior?n Jessie H.: nFor bicycles, I suppose.u ,fxfx 1... JAX Plas 'il

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