Hanover High School - Hanoverian Yearbook (Hanover, MA)

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30 THE H Humor To A Member in the Rumi Whenever there's a concert By the Hanover High School Band, Father goes, And Mother goes, And Brother Ted And Sister Rose. They stick right to the finish Although they have to stand. They enjoy the squeaky fiddle The cymbals, ring--ting-tiddle. But it's the rum -tum - tum Of the big bass drum That they think is simply grand. For sister is the drummer in Hanover High School Band. A. JOHNSON '38 Mr. Booth-I'm not feeling Well today. I ate a dozen oysters last night. Miss Jenkins-Were they fresh? What did they look like when you opened them ? Mr. Booth-Oh! do you have to open them? Mr. Redmond-Where did you get the idea that Cleopatra was a flat iron. J. Whiting-'Cause it says in the book: Marc Anthony pressed his suit with Cleopatra. J. Whiting-Can you crawl on your hands and knees? Mrs. Chandler-Surely. Whiting-Well don't because it's baby- ish. F. Nielson-Are you there? J. Jones-If I was I wouldn't tell you. A. Whiting-There's a girl that looks sweet enough to eat. R. Dvvelley-Yeh! If you like plain food. D. Kingman-Simmons, name four kinds of farming. Simmons-Extensive, intensive, pre- tensive, and expensive. ANOVERIAN H. Newcomb-Do you serve lobsters here? Wally-Sureg we cater to everyone. Tom Hayes-Madame, did you ever travel with a trailer? Eleanor Josselyn-Yes, I have a kid brother. Simmons-Ha, ha, ha, ha,- A. Whiting-All right, my one-track mind, what are you laughing at? Simmons-The summer underwear book. A. Whiting-What's funny about that? Simmons-Ha, Gone With the Winter. Out of Tovvner-Why do they call Han- over Fish Hook ? Native-'Cause it's on the end of the line. Mr. Wass-Now, if I subtract 25 from 37 what's the difference? C. Ellis-Yeah! That's what I say. Who cares? Richards-Will you vote to abolish cap- ital punishm-ent? O'Hara-No! Capital punishment was good enough for my father and it's good enough for me. J. Hanberry-Pop, I need an encyclo- pedia for school. Pop--Nothing doing, you can Walk to school like I did. All students hope their teachers take a fancy to them: a passing fancy. Mr. Kingman-Why are you all excited? Mr. Booth-I have a right to be. Mr. Kingman-You have? Mr. Booth-Just savv a tong war. Mr. Kingman-Tong War! Mr. Booth-Two ice men had a fight. Mrs. Chandler-Where do you start the second page of a typewritten letter? A. Sides-Where the first one left off.

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HANOVER SERVICE STATION RUSSELL HALLETT, Mgr. SOCONY PRODUCTS Complete Lubrication Quality and Prompt Service Open from 6:30 A.M. to 10 P.M. Columbia Road and Rockland Street Tcl. Hanover 51 HANOVER, MASS. ATTENTION ! Hanover Graduates and E 1'It?1ldS SHOP AT Rmltu Distinctive Fashions GRADUATION DRESSES CLASS DAY DRESSES Evening Gowns and Wraps, Silk Underwear, Hosiery 303 Union St. Rockland, Mass JEWELERS OPTICIANS WATCHES FOR GRADUATION Our Large Stock of Watches Iwclmles n Very COMPLETE SELECTION OF HAMILTONS, WALTHAMS, GRUENS and BULOVAS We Also Hare Other Gzmmnteecl Watches For both BOYS and GIRLS priced as low as 37.95 We Carry a Complete Line of PARKER PENS AND PENCILS Priced from 51.95 up for Sets BIRTHSTONE RINGS FOR GIRLS FROM 333.50 UI' ONJYX RINGS for BOYS from 2510.00 up Any Reliulnle Person Cami Start a Clzafrge AC'COZt'Ilf at c?lll lIl'jj'S No Money Down - Make Your Own Terms Mr. Earl F. Shepherd of North Hanover Will Be Pleased to Assist You In Selecting a Suitable Graduation Gift GURNEY BROS. Co. 122 MAIN ST. BROCKTON