Hannibal High School - Foursquare Yearbook (Hannibal, NY)

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HANNIBAI. HIGH SCHGOL 23 I fra JOKES .rw Mr. Lockwood- I am going to speak on liars to-day. How many of you have read the twenty-hfth chap- ter of the text? Nearly every student raised his hand. Mr. Lockwood- Good! you are the very group to whom I wish to speak. There is no. twenty-fifth chapter. Civics Teacher Cto Avis W.J- 'Name the three departments of the government. Avis- Executive, judicial and arti- ficial. g ,ll ,Mrs. Bradt- Marion, do you know your examination paper is like Que- bee? Marion G.- How is that ? , Mrs. B.- Because it is built on a tall bluff. Sylvia F.- I have learned more in Algebra this first month than I learned all last year. Avis W.- I-Iow's that? Sylvia- I have learned to multiply 99 times 99 by short division. ......-- The Second Year English Class were studying Gray's Elegy . The picture of Gray's funeral as given at the end of the poem was expressed as follows by one of the class: I-Ie did not appear for two mornings, but on the third morning two men appeared with him between them, carrying him to the cemetery. ,il- Forbes- I love the good, the true, the beautiful, the innocent- Joan-- This is so sudden,' but I think father-will consent. .l-T Stanley Burdock- Can you cook, sew, sweep, and keep house? Miss Block-Yes, indeed! Stan.- Well, when we're married you oughtn't to have any trouble find- ing a job. ' . I .l-.1 I know a girl so dumb that she thinks the Mayflower Compact is a new form of rouge. -Sid Finck. Harold B.- W-hat time shall, I come? . Marion G.- Come after supper. I-Iarold- That's what I was Icom- ing after. Harris l...-- I think, dad, I'll ask the people down stairs to have dinner with us to-night. . Prof.- VVhy? I-Iarris-- Well, the butcher left their meat here by mistake and it seems only fair. .li Alice G.- Oh, I wish these recipes would be more definite. - Miss Block-- W'hat's the difficulty, my dear? Alice'- This one tells how to use up old potatoes, but it does not say how old the potatoes must be. ..1..-..-- 1 Mrs. Bradt is a brave booster, She's not afraid of anything HUT a small white Leghorn rooster. Jake Cin a basket-ball gameb- This is absolutely terrible! I have never played so poorly before. jack-- 0h,! then you have played before? .........i- I want a good girl and I want her bad. -Leon Longley. U 1 Our Class President must be think- ing seriously of matrimonial prob- lerns. One day in History C, Miss Adamy inquired if anyone wished to ask a question about the lesson of the day before. Paul wished to know the economic- importance of housekeep- ing. Who is it? Ross-- VVill burying a black cat at midnight in a graveyard drive away warts? Sylvester- Yes, if they are on the cat. H. Riley Cwhile dancingj- I could dance like this forever. A. Weiss- But surely you will im- prove. Blodgett is a warhorse In war and in loveg I-Ie worships all the women And thinks Winnie is a dove.

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HANNIBAL HIGH SCHOOL 25 Ecker- Carroll, name an oxidefh' Carroll- Leather. - Ecker-- VVhat is leather an oxide of? ' I 1 Carroll- Oxide of an ox. ' Meda- What makes your hands so soft? .. I , ' Leon- I sleep with my mittens on. - Meda-- Do -you sleep with a bonnet on, too? ' Danny is a tall boy, . . brain is very small, I-Iis.feet are like an elephant's,.. Wliicli is not stretching it at all. Mrs. Green- Nora, how did you ever get caught in such a compromis- ing position? ' No1'a- Well, Frank wanted to see the color of my eyes. Mrs. G.-- That's harmless enough. Nora- Yes, but he's so blamcil near-sighted. , Marion G.- Say Helen, do you know why Mrs. Bradt is like a street- car conductor? A Helen W.- No, why? Marion- Because she is forever saying, 'Every one move forward, take seats down in front! ' Gallagher, at 11:30 P. M. Cregret- fully, as he reaches for his hati- Well, I must be off. f I.. Cole- 'I'.hat's what I thought when I first met you. ' Mrs. Bradt- Sit down, Francis. Francis G.-- I won't do it. Mrs. Bradt- Well, then stand up. I will be obeyed. J - ' it Gladys R.- Isn't it a pity that all good-looking men are so conceited? George C.- Not always, little girl eI'n1 not. A V Miss Adamy-- Can you tell me what a post-office is? . Leon Longley- Yes, it is a place where Jack johnson fills his pens. N l. Hank VViltse-- How much do you get for weighing hogs ? Mr. Cox- Oh, just get on, I ll weigh you for nothing. The faculty 'we have in school Is said to be O. K., But then, there are a lot of things We aren't allowed to say. ...ll- Mr. Eeker tin physical geographyj - In Iceland an old tradition re- quires glaeiers' to. keep to the right when making sharp curves. That's the bee's knees, said Mrs. llradt, as sl1e looked through the microscope. Sylvia I3. Cin cooking classl- Oh, my, that cake is burning, and I canft. take it out for five' minutes yet. -...1-.- Mr. Ecker Cin algebra classj- A girl nineteen years old, Weighing 102 pounds, who is 5 feet 4 inches tall, goes up stairs to dress for the even- ing. How long await does the young man below have? Little Girl in the primary room Ctr? Principal Lockwoodl-- VVhy don't you grow hair on your head? Mr. Lockwood- VVe,ll, why doesn't grass grow on at busy street? Little Girl- Oh, I seep it can't get up through the concrete. Alumnus- Professor, I have made some money and I want to do some- thin ' for mv old high school. I don't Q . u ,O remember what studies I excelled in, if any. Professor-- In my classes you slept most of the time. Alumnus- Uh! Well, I'll endow a dormitory. Frank Cooper-- Sir, I want your niece for my wife. Mr.: 0',G0l'1llHU-iiYOUHg man, 'go home and tell your wife that she can't have my niece. .iii Ecker- Jake, what are you think- ing of? Longley- Oh, nothing much. ,Eeker- VVhy aren't you thinking of what I'm saying? Longley- I am.