Hannibal High School - Foursquare Yearbook (Hannibal, NY)

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HANNIBAI. HIGH SCHGOL 23 I fra JOKES .rw Mr. Lockwood- I am going to speak on liars to-day. How many of you have read the twenty-hfth chap- ter of the text? Nearly every student raised his hand. Mr. Lockwood- Good! you are the very group to whom I wish to speak. There is no. twenty-fifth chapter. Civics Teacher Cto Avis W.J- 'Name the three departments of the government. Avis- Executive, judicial and arti- ficial. g ,ll ,Mrs. Bradt- Marion, do you know your examination paper is like Que- bee? Marion G.- How is that ? , Mrs. B.- Because it is built on a tall bluff. Sylvia F.- I have learned more in Algebra this first month than I learned all last year. Avis W.- I-Iow's that? Sylvia- I have learned to multiply 99 times 99 by short division. ......-- The Second Year English Class were studying Gray's Elegy . The picture of Gray's funeral as given at the end of the poem was expressed as follows by one of the class: I-Ie did not appear for two mornings, but on the third morning two men appeared with him between them, carrying him to the cemetery. ,il- Forbes- I love the good, the true, the beautiful, the innocent- Joan-- This is so sudden,' but I think father-will consent. .l-T Stanley Burdock- Can you cook, sew, sweep, and keep house? Miss Block-Yes, indeed! Stan.- Well, when we're married you oughtn't to have any trouble find- ing a job. ' . I .l-.1 I know a girl so dumb that she thinks the Mayflower Compact is a new form of rouge. -Sid Finck. Harold B.- W-hat time shall, I come? . Marion G.- Come after supper. I-Iarold- That's what I was Icom- ing after. Harris l...-- I think, dad, I'll ask the people down stairs to have dinner with us to-night. . Prof.- VVhy? I-Iarris-- Well, the butcher left their meat here by mistake and it seems only fair. .li Alice G.- Oh, I wish these recipes would be more definite. - Miss Block-- W'hat's the difficulty, my dear? Alice'- This one tells how to use up old potatoes, but it does not say how old the potatoes must be. ..1..-..-- 1 Mrs. Bradt is a brave booster, She's not afraid of anything HUT a small white Leghorn rooster. Jake Cin a basket-ball gameb- This is absolutely terrible! I have never played so poorly before. jack-- 0h,! then you have played before? .........i- I want a good girl and I want her bad. -Leon Longley. U 1 Our Class President must be think- ing seriously of matrimonial prob- lerns. One day in History C, Miss Adamy inquired if anyone wished to ask a question about the lesson of the day before. Paul wished to know the economic- importance of housekeep- ing. Who is it? Ross-- VVill burying a black cat at midnight in a graveyard drive away warts? Sylvester- Yes, if they are on the cat. H. Riley Cwhile dancingj- I could dance like this forever. A. Weiss- But surely you will im- prove. Blodgett is a warhorse In war and in loveg I-Ie worships all the women And thinks Winnie is a dove.

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