Hanna High School - Panther Tracks Yearbook (Hanna, IL)

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HUMOR HIGHLIGHTS AT HANNA HIGH! HANDS OFF! ••Dear Mr. Siegesmund, wrote indignant Mr. Huhnke, You must not whack Allred. He is a delicate child and isn't used to it. We never hit him at home -- except In self-defense. AND SO WE GET BY Mr. McNeely and Mr. Siegesmund were lunching together one day, and Mr. Siegesmund said, Will you pass the nuts? Mr. McNeely: I guess so, but I ought to fail them. EGO Alice: What are you thinking of? Wally: Nothing. Alice; Oh, take your mind off yourself for a change. IMPROVEMENT WANTED George Kauchak: Your hair needs cutting badly, Joe. • Joe Kauchak: I don’t agree. It needs cutting nicely this time. You cut it badly the last time. KEEP YOUR DISTANCE Barbara: The skunk is a very useful animal. We get fur from him. Gross: I'll say we do. We get as fur from him as possible. ' WONDERS OF MEDICINE Mac: Say, Doc, can I be playing my violin again in two weeks? Doc: Can’t guarantee violin, but the last man 1 operated on for this trouble was playing a harp within 24 hours. A FRIEND My worst sin, Lois sighed, is vanity. I spend every day admiring my beauty. That's not vanity, Thelma replied. That’s Imagination. GET THE BROMO The young bride placed the turkey carefully on the table for Thanksgiving dinner. This, my dear, Lois exclaimed, is my first roast turkey. • Junior looked with admiration. Marvelous, darling. he said, And how wonderfully you’ve stuffed it. Stuffed it? she asked. Why, dearest, this one wasn't hollow. Jfe

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HARD WORK Miss Boling: “That is the third time you’ve looked on Jerry’s paper.•• Charles: “I know -- his writing is awful.” NEAT TRICK IF HE CAN DO IT ••I’m going to Yellowstone Park,” announced Dick gleefully. “That’s great,” said Gross. “Don’t forget to see OLD FAITHFUL.” “See?” exclaimed Dick. “I’m taking her with me.” ALWAYS HELPFUL “Your last paper was very difficult to read,” said Mr. McNeely. “Your work should be written so that even the most ignorant will be able to understand.” “Yes, Sir,” said Howard. “What part didn't you get?” MODERN CONVENIENCE ••Dear,” said Mrs. Hayden, “Elaine’s teacher says she ought to have an encyclopedia.” “Encyclopedia, my eye,” grumbled Mr. Hayden. “Let her walk to school like 1 did.”