Hancock Place High School - Momento Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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C, Climbers: 'fwhy were you fighting with that drygoods clerk egsin this morning, Heleu?H ' H. Bauer: sSWe1l, I asked him for e suitable neokplece for myself, and nu healed me e wash rog.W ' w:::sfs1w1::x:sxefw:ef:m:kw::rwf Miss Paullus: -Wwhere is Pittsbur5h?f t L. Kelly: HTheyfre in Chicago, playing the Cubs todey.W x:2::051:a::r:x:k:kxxekaf+:kx:1.xgqraf Mr. Hennrioh: Ulpstsirysl 'I ts time for that young man to go home.W' ' ' y . . Young Men: nRay, gnu-father is a crsnk.H Mr. Hennrioh: wverhesringb Well, when you dorvtheve a self starter, s crank comes in mighty handy.H iexsxxwsxixxxxssxxxiv N. Schmid: What would you do if you were in my shoes? W. Silvey: Nl'd get e shinepn' -V . :awk ' D. Schnieders: f'Don't you out yourself pretty oftenwith this streightsedge rezor?W , . . Mountaineer: nNew, I been shaving nigh on to fiveyears now and I ain't out myself neither time.N o ' I 5!0i0kDl0l0!0l0k2S0k1!0k2kJk'kFl0l0k2k1l1 C. Kain said to the bus operator. WI went to be prow orestineted st the next corner.N The operator demanded,' WYou want to be what?W C. Kain: NDon't lose your temper. I had to look in.the dictionary myself before I found out that 'procrestinate' means 'put off! no ' y . . Bk Herster: WI went to rent a horse.H Livery Stable Proprietor:, WHow long?H B. Herster: HThe longest you have. ,Five of usare' ' going.N ' ' ' '

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Q ' Wilt' s 's candalous to Q1v.arg,e us for towing the car only three or Tour nil as-'f protested E. Milne. ' - i Pear, repliedt Johnson, '-he's earning ity five gmt my brakes ' A , , A XWXKWXXXXXXXXXXXYXXX - V. Rettig: Hwhatwas the-name of the last stationrvve stop- ed et, mother?W d Llrs. Rettig: I don't know. Be quiet. I'm working Out a crossword pu:zle.W - ' ' V. Rcttipgr. Itfs a pity you don't Know the name, mother, because little Kenny got off the train there.N XXXXXXXXXXXXYXXXXXXY 1 H. Bisch: Thinking of' me, dearest? Ivi. Rodermmd: Was I laughing? I'm so sorry. - :k:wswxx:x:.:.wvfxxxxxxw: ' Cook: How did you find the beef, L1adam'? D. Plcessezr: Ch, I Just movoda bean-and there it was! xwracswfwecsw:a.:w:r:4:xxxwfa: Miss Vfinng f -'inet is the interest tn a thousand dollars for one year fat tm persert? ----Jean pay attention: Jean Iostlewait: ?'Fcr two percent I ainft interested. xxx-wfw-xxfkxxxwwmxxx One day Gertrude gone from the office. Mr. Mathias ment out tO ll,1i1Qf.L and left, pinned to his door, a card which read, nr, h.1t.rJ.as mill on bask at l P.JL Returninzg at l2: 30 he read the notice -looked at his watch 3 I I - 3 and sat down ,go wait for himself to return. . U XXXXXWii?XXkiXXiXiXX Mother: Lois,'if you eat more cake, youfll burst. L. Wade: Well, pass the cake and get out the way. XXXXXXXYXXXXXXYXXWXX Geography Teacher: How old would a person be who was born in l89O?'f A. Wilcox: Man or woman?

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Miss Kemp: Why did you put quotation marks at the begin- ning and end of your exams Hilda? H.'Reseta1'its: Oh, Iquoted the fellow in front of me. ' Xiiiiiiiiikiiiikkiii Miss Bishop: Now pupils, pass all your papers to the end of the rowg haves carbon sheet under each one, and I can cor- rect all the mistakes at once.U XXKXXYXXXXXXXXXXYYXX J. Grate: I refused tomarry Dean three months ago, and he's been drinking ever since.H . D. Fehlbaum: NThat's what I call carryingeacelebration too far.H Xiikiiiiikiiiiiiiiiii R. Calvin: Daddy is Gofferdam a bad word? Mr. Calvin: No'son, it's perfectly all right. Why? , R. Calvin: Well, my'teacher has a bad cold, and I nope she'll Cofferdam head off, xarwxxaxxxxxxxxxxxxx Davis: Qwarning her students against colds! I had a brother who one day took his sled out in the snow. He caught pneumonia and three days later he died. ' . fAfter a 10 seconds silence? M. Hecht asked, '5Nhere's his sled? axxxwxxxxxxxxsfmxxxx Miss.Graeff: How many sexes are there?f' M. Richardson: Three, f Miss Graaff: Three? What are they? ' . M. Richardson: The male sex, the female sex, and the insects. XXXXXXXXXX8kXXXiiXXX Mr. Bricker: Betty can you tell me how a stove pipe is made? Betty: Well first you take a big hole and then wrap some tin around it.