Hancock Place High School - Momento Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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A. Schober had just started school, and after aweek A she said: Mummy, the teacher asked me all about you and daddy, and if I had any brothers and sisters. ' Mrs. Schober: I'm glad to see her taking so much inter.- est, what did you tell her? A. Schober: I said I was an only child. Mrs. Schober: . And what did she say to that? A. Schober: Oh, just 'Thank heavens '. 8X848XX4ii4?XiiiXiiXX, F. Alberti: Did you hear about the old maid who bought a Pullman ticket and insisted on an upper berth? B. Altman: No, why? UF. Alberti: Because she wanted to have a man under her bed . wkfkwrxwwkxxskwakxwtara-skvswrakx ' this Sielttifzanfiygt eialsetiaiggbqfngn Shot her husband with J. Breeher: Yes sir. Coroner: Were there powder marks on his face? J. Breeher: Yes sir that's why she shot him 2 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiki The Boss: On your way to Smith and Sons you will pass a baseball field. - f E. Geiler ihopefullylk Yes, sir? The Boss: Well, pass it. safnawafwxexwwxwx - Miss Smallwood: ' Who can tell mewhere dew comes from? I. Krepps: The earth rotates so rapidly that it perspires . E Xiiiiiiiikiiiviiiiii G. Hoffman, gleaming knife in hand, gazed at the smooth, white body in the water. I cannot do it 9' he groaned. It's not a man'-s work. Tears streamed down his cheeks. ' His Mother, with a look of utter scorn, seized the knife-- and finished peeling the onion!

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JOKES V. Frank: NI want to buy a hat.N Salesman: WFedora?N ' V. Frank: UNO, for myself.W aiiXXXiXXYXXXXXXXXXY Officer: Young lady, do you know youwere going ao miles an hr?W ' R. Pohlman: WIsn't it wonderful, I only learned how to drive yesterday.W xxxxxxxxsxxasxxxxxsx Miss Besel: Another bite like that, young man, and you' ll leave the table.' R. Frazee:.NAnother bitelikethat, Miss Besel and Ernie will be finished.n XiiXXYiXXXiiXXXXiXX8 L. Gretschel: WI've named my bicycle Roosevelt.N I. Bodeman: WWhy did you do that?W L. Gretschel: NI don't knmwwhetherit will run again or not.n XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX B. Horst: Who can tell me one important thing we have today that we didn't have lOO years ago?W L. Banner: WME.W YXXXXXXXXXXXYXXXXYXX H. Michael: Wwomen are not what they used to be.N W. Sandusky: Nwell not They used to be girls.N Xiiiikiiiiiiixiikiii Judge: 'I'll let you off with afine'today. But another day I'll send you to jail.W I ' W. Longolius: NThat's just what I predicted.N Judge: Nwhat do you mean?W , W. Longolius: Urine today and cooler tomorrow.N

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' 4 Mr. Covington: nRay, what are the seasons?Ue . R. Powell: HYou mean iulthe United Ststes?W Mr. Covington: NYes, of course.W R. Powell: HBaseball and footbell.W iikiiiiikiiiiiiikiii Mr. Reeves: WYbur boyfriend talks too much. Herattles on like a flivver. I'm afraid he is a flat tire.H Marian: WI know, pa, but his clutch is grend.W - 1 r XYXXXXXYXXYKSQYYXXXK - A. Rudolph when a little for the first time. She kept not to be afraid, because God WMother, you there?W she NYes.W ' NFether, you there?n HYeah.W ' girl was put in sn upper berth crying till her mother told her would watch over her. cried. M A fellow passenger lost all'petience at this point and B56J3bwed'forth- We're all here, your father, mother, sisters brothers, aunts, uncles, and cousins, all here, now go to sleep.' ' gherelgis a pause, then very softly: ' waitr- Twas that God?H - 8YXXX?8?XiYXXi8iXiXXXX R. Patrick Chending her husband a seucerful of white powderlz NHarold, taste that and tell me what you think itiss P Harold: Ult testes like soda ! R. Patrick: nThet's what I told Bridget. She declares it's ret poisonyn' . kitkiiiiiikkikiiiiiiiii R. Longg HGan this coat be worn out in the rain without hurting it?N ' r f Fur Salesman: Wlady, did you ever see a skunk carry an umbrella?U