Hancock Place High School - Momento Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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Tt V3S the middle of summer and Vsrnon Browning was sitting on tlxt porch of h.s nouse. The boy wilting firiBllycouWn . -tend it a v lon-irr. I- ' e went upnteirs, took oi: hxs cic .nes -nrriiled ' -.be ■ ' .Sth tub with w-3v.r. Then he climbed up on ohe --cv, itand F-d . -d a ' tunoT v aa tU-e into Lhe tub. He broke ;r-ii rnd kroc ce . cug «11 hii f:: cut teeth. Le . - ec a a.n una hi crocked his n-.ccL v ice open. Ch, he saici , - est :- . . ow ridel - or i-[reckel (in his nice blue miiforia) Hello there, bab°. I lif -vo t I oPcn ou soncwhere before? V7. 3?Ln.-.-: . Don: Ch -.ielll i:7 a.tstake. Elama: B.: Do you allow your boyfriend to kiss you when your rharlotte ' r- ' ' ' io, if he can drive safely iwhile he is kissui- ae! he isn ' ? paying enough attention to the kiss.ng. - one tine Tin Kenpf put a nickel in s pay phone and didn.; t get his nuir ber. The nickel 1 ' ' ° ' ' , H ' ' L t ' ' v;hen ' s e n M r t p o-cerator and demanded his nickel back, , nen o.-e starred to speS hL name the following one-sided conversation ' - e M, yeh, S, no, not S. F, F, li- e in Phillip. IlilA he received the nickel back his name v- as spelled Kemps Pvt. Alfred Geisler: Gee this marching sure works up an appe- •t-it-P T ' m so hungrv I could eat horse. Serseait BezLS: Well ' that ' s what you are going to have m a few m iiUtes . Torrence: I heard he is so crazy he wants to buy up all the tcld mine 3 in California. I. Forsl);-- : ' , only I refused to sell. Ode to Dotty Kevills Those sly intlt. smiles and tha heart-melting looks. rPT- r further tiian night appear; Vrl -Tc a-mS it th3 Ohapp:e, che real one and only, Th5 I ' y f-icrl ho stcrds ir the rear. Coin u, to the pcli.e...an on the corner D En gel said vti-x u p j: , fer, Pcli r-man, did ycu see a l.ay .thou. a x.±

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MiR. LinuhuxT.t: (displaying a large lamp shade she has just bought) Isn ' t it lovely, dear? Ivir, Lindhurst: (looking anything liut pleased) If you wear that to church tomorrcA you ' re going alone. Kick 0: Give me a match, v ill you, Vince? Vines W: Here you are. Vtj.c.k 0; Well can you beat that? I ' ve forgotten my cigarettes. Vince W: Too bad, give me back my match. Miss Meinernhagen: (In Geography class) V hy are the skies, over Now York clearer than the skies over London? Clarence Gray: I don ' t knov;, maybe it ' s because of the sky- scrapers. June H: I viant a little oven. Clerk: I ' m sorry lady, but the boss doesn ' t allow ' that kind of stuff during v-orking hours. Mr. Haumgartner: (angerly) I ' ll teach you to make love to my daughter. Ed. Van Mierlo: Did she suggest I need lessons. Nichols: Gee, its awfully late what will we say to the teacher? Chilton: Ohl we won ' t say much, just good morning ruld she ' ll say the rest. E. Johnson: Are you in the habit of speaking to women you don ' t know? Jim White: Sure, the ones I do know won ' t speal: to me. Needing some fluid for our cigarette lighter, we dropped in at the gas station, turned over our ration card and stopped to chew the fat a bit. The attendant said e funny thing had happened the other day. Some fellow named Kiefer, from Hancock High, came in with a wonderful solution for the gasoline shoitage. Yo ' .i cut down en the gasoline intake, he explained, that saves 20 . Ycu dor ' t make any quick starts which saves another 20 .. Yoi keep your speed under 30 miles which saves U0%, and you grease your pistons with goose fat, savJng C% more. The attendant made a quick count and found it added up to 110%. That makes 110%, he said. That ' s tiiR only trouble, ad .iitted Kiefer, My gas tank keeps overf lo .ing. C.P.O. D. V aeltermann: Hov. long have you been working at that job? A.£. J. Sutton: Just since you came down those stairs, sir.

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T Hnf -r WT=5 a little bit soused and he was watching A. .itte n?f a7?evolvlsdco Asthedoo.s 1 3 % ?Lf ISI ctCf hfs clSres sho .est. D 3arklar,e wes on guard duty after enlisting in the ar-ny as Ofiicier E. Scheifler walked up to him. He said, lirn- Kalt, who feoes there? Clx ' iopr: Offio ' i of the Post. r-n Adva- ' ce and be recognized. lauTe- or ' Ser ' v;cli why are you waiting so long? Don. ] foiroc what ccines next. ror aine Scherrer says, Kisses carry germs. I ' ve heard statfcc-, lo Kiss me Daddy, I ' m vaccinated. siciar: I ,• ., , in a hntoher shop when Jack- Lorrrine -oausch was working in a Du-ocnei b.iJi. iS€5 ' i ' l ' ' u.e 3oL ?S ?;;n. .-..at I.ve ...n hea- ' irg so mu h about. Anna Reiser: Why, Kate, how did you ever get an F in ' ' ' i? Reiser: I thought there were two z ' s in scissors instead of one. tar. CO ' - ' . ' tc . -.V -;r,-n.rteda new type ol reducing machine. f! okxI;.- (u:io;fV;? nve off the fat of the land, huh? M ■ Gr-Be - • ' U day long we breathe oxygen. What do - l!l:i a.i? ' It S? ' :e breathe nitrogen.