Hancock Place High School - Momento Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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JOKES The head cf a high school is the principal . The principal is a large amount of money. A lar je amount of money is an extra- ordinary lucky parley. People vho play parleys are jerks. Therefore the hea ' of a high ? ehool is a jerk. Johnnv Sohillinger and a girl had been sitting in a swincr in the moonlight alone. Nothing broke the stillness for Half an hour. Until— she said, Suppose you had money. V.hat would you do? ' ' „ L. He threw out his chest, in all the glory of young manhood and said, I ' d travel. He felt her young warm hand slide into his. W he n the looked up she v©s gone. And in his hand was a street car token. The moon was yellow; The lane was bright; As she turned to me In the Autumn night And every gesture, And every glance Gave a hint That she craved romance. I stammered, stuttered And time went by The moon was yellow And So Was I. Charles Berg v;as dancing with a girl at the Casa L oma. After he finished he walked over to Harold Lewis and said, You know Harold, that girl certainly was well roared. Replied Harold, Yes, I noticed and she wasn ' t bad from the front either. ITick 0. to Jim ' . hite, I v ent to Miss Graeff ' s Biology class today and lost ray wallet. Jum returned with this remark, V ell, your just stupid. I skipped the class and never lost a thing. Miss Paul lus: Do any of you know Lincoln ' s Gettysberg Address? Betty Erb: Did he move from the V hite House?