Hancock County High School - Hornet Yearbook (Lewisport, KY)

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July 13, 1977 Re 'sume': While conducting scientific experiments in my laboratory, I have been able to transfer persons back into time. For my first specimens, I have chosen my old classmates of the 1967 graduating class of Hancock County High School. I am conducting these experiments to ascertain how the human body will react under adverse con- ditions in the past. Through a scientific process, I have been able to transform my old classmates into the famous figures of yesteryear. They have now been in the time-tunnel for two hours and I will now obtain visual contact with them to evaluate their progress. As I look in on our first specimen, I find Wayne Stephens who has taken the place of Christopher Columbus just after he obtained permission to sail to the tip of South Africa from Queen Karen Isabella McCaslin. Fortunately for us, he stumbled upon North America where he found Indian Princess Marilyn Voyles selling tourist maps to David Payne, chief of the Aztec Indian tribe of Mexico. Next, I see Gene Mark Anthony Rice visiting his lover, Jamie Cleopatra Chambers. Mean- while, Bobby Brutus Emmick is conspiring with his cronies to kill Russell Caesar Puckett. And now I see Diane Juliet Freyvogel saying Where forth art Thou, Romeo Charlie. Suddenly I hear a sweet seranade from the balcony. We all know who that must be--it's Romeo Charlie Davies. Next I find myself in Jolly Ole England. Appearing through the dense underbrush, I see Larry Robin Hood McCaslin and his merry men, Larry Frier Tuck Morris chased by Sherriff Mike Banks of Knoting- ham . I arrived just in time to see Mike Menlaus Henning jumping out of the Trojan horse to help re- capture his loving wife Janice Helen of Troy Toler from her Captor Richard Paris Bradshaw. I now see Vicki Joan of Arc Carter leading her heroic army into their last battle. I find Terry William Tell Simpson and his son, Roy Haycraft, at the local infirmary. It seems that William was a little hasty with his shot.

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LINDA MONTGOMERY ROBERT MONTGOMERY DAVID PAYNE AUTOGRAPHS

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Next, I see Margie Mona Lisa Jackson posing for the great Sherman Leonardo de Vinci Brandle's great painting. I now see the executioner practicing his swing on chickens while Linda Marie Antoinette Barker weeps in her prison cell. Of course, all of you remember the famous battles between Donna Queen of Scots Brown and Queen Charlene Elizabeth Hawley I. Queen Elizabeth seems to be getting the upper hand at the present time. As I turn my dials, I see a ship on the horizon. The purpose of this ship was to supply the wifeless men of Jamestown with wives. The first five I notice coming down the gangplank are Carolyn Quisen- berry, Gail Richards, Evelyn Crutchfield, Nora Adkins, and Sharon Alexander. Good luck, girls. One of the girls disembarking from the ship told of a horrible experience during which they encount- ered Norman Black Beard Arnold and his band of cut-throats: Charles Price, Bobby Newton, and Low- ell Newman. - Next as I emerge on the Revolutionary War, we see Ray John Paul Jones issuing his famous phrase, I have just begun to fight, from the deck of his sinking ship. I see Martha Washington Rice trying to persuade Connie Betsy Ross Johnson into putting fifty stars on the flag instead of thirteen. This just goes to show that behind every successful man, there is a woman. Next, I see two famous sisters in profession, Judy F1orence Nightingale Colbert and Patsy Clara Barton Basinger, performing their nursing duties faithfully in the heat of battle. As I view the Alamo, I see Keith Santa Anna Pulliam leading a charge of five thousand Mexicans on the fort. Leading the defenders are: Marvin Davy Crockett Crask and Neal Jim Bowie Corley. It seems that they are the only ones left. Don 't give up the ship, boys! Elaine Annie Oakley Richardson, with her brother Jimmy Tad Owens, seem to be having target practice using Dean Jesse James Estes as their amiable target.