Hamtramck High School - Cosmos Yearbook (Hamtramck, MI)

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Q yo AX WI Q 0 0 'Ulm 5 CLASS PROPHESY ffontinuedj and Cass. Henry Nowogrodski, who always kept that sad look on his pan, now runs the obituary column on Nowojczyk's sheet. Helen Sadowski, of the same group of would-be reporters, columns the Advice to Lovelorn pillar. Ted Matey, creator of Our Burg, swore he'd leave the country and bum around the world after graduating from college. He hasn't been heard of since. There have been legends of a Matey Stew on a canabalistic South Sea island. How about the show business, any luck there? Sure enough. Iggy Pupka, who threw over football for the stage, isn't doingbadly for himself. Iggy, who developed a beautiful tenor voice after a tonsil operation, now sings a duet with Virginia Merecki for the enjoyment of addicts in all the large cities of America. Iggyis fan mail, which is simply terrific, is now efiiciently handled by his faithful secretary, Harry Demesko. Harry, in turn, hires Ellen Dallas and Betty Berg to work for him. The latter two, who will accept only a cer- tain amount of work, have their piece Work done by Sally Pliska and Vic- toria Butler. Iggy is thinking of incorporating himself and letting the public share his good fortune. Shares will cost a dime a dozen and dividends will be paid on the leap year following every third blue moon. Incidentally, Julia, Mike and her husband, Ed Zulinski, who thought that farm life was superior to the glitter of footlights, have given up their simple existence to play as bill-billies. Marion Thompson, who gave up the study of archaeology to join the act, takes care of the publicity. Also in the theatrical category may be listed Stephanie Waiter, known as the Typing Demon dur- ing undergraduate days. Miss Waiter now demonstrates her typing speed to prospective buyers in department stores. And among other things: Longin Ostrowski has acquired great wealth and fame administering hair treatments to bald-headed millionaires. Ed. Sawicki and John Dyjack have re- placed Barnum and Bailey in the show business, with their traveling flea cir- cus. Ann Boyko and Stella Reichel do the housekeeping for the whole troupe. Helen She Does 'Em Wrong Valeski now occupies Mae West's place in the movies. Others engaged in this lucrative occupation are Mary Sokoluk and Alice Drabik. Walter Felcyn, Matthew Lewandowski and Helen Kowalski, have monopol- ized the meat industry of Michigan. Josephine Florence, Mary Kabanowski, Doris Koszara and Bernice Kraski are members of the All-American Girls .47-

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PF me 'Owls U an . . ,, M CLASS PROPHECY - Qfontinuedj Basketball team which will soon leave for Europe to compete in international contests. Others of sport prominence are Steve Krupa and Ted Tompor, Olym- pic swimming and diving stars. Olga Bliska is seen modelling at the ritzy Himelhocks in New York. Joe Rowinski and Ray Milosek have realized their youthful ambitions and are now Master Brewers. They recently astounded the drinking world with their All Purpose Nitro Ale. It is guaranteed to taketheenamel off your bathtub, or another case free. Ann Senderak, who in spite of all circumstances has stayed single, does most of the se-cretarial work for Joe and the boys. Ann Always Gets Her Man Gomory is the only lady detective on the force, though there is nothing lady-like about her tactics. Helen Plisak pursues her work in the field of criminology while Helen Kendzior, her erstwhile side- kick, teaches school in the Bronx. Johnny Gigolo Dulapa, veritable woman- hater, Koh yeah?D has just succeeded in landing the job of janitor at Vassar College. Andrew Gerula and Anthony Kowalew are now addressed as Profes- sors at Columbia. Bruno All-State Mas, a bug for chemical research, coaches the Maroon and White eleven. Helen Poremski practices her imitations in Martin, alais The Duke Dulapa's high spot of Hamtramck. Walter Biedowski, free lance bodyguard, has just left the city hospital, Where Mickey Janusz and Al Sosnow- ski have had little trouble learning the art of butchering - the old sawbones. Stanley Sikora met an unhappy end at his favorite game, chess. He was as- sassinated by a delegate of the Workmen's Chess League, because he violated their code and played chess and checkers by the book, giving them little chance to Win. Bruno Jakimowicz, Harry Trendowski and Adam Misialowski are head- chemists at Darke and Pavis. John Mooney Antczak and Casmere Krakowiak, the nation's finest horse-hunters, supply this firm with all the raw material necessary for the manufacture of synthetic glue. Chester Olenski is tied up with a Read It and Weep advertising concern. Genevieve Karasinski receives her mail at 501 Park Avenue, where she conducts a designers establishment. Bernice Laszyca and Rose Michalski do all their cutting up in this line. Stanley Pawlik is doing all right as sports editor of a popular syndicate. His minute- by-minute descriptions are read by millions. Sabina Kisielewski, has recently been made principal of her Alma Mater. Stephany Krecioch and Jennie Good are the recruit teachers. .48-

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M5 M illi U Q Q 0 'HW CLASS PROPHESY CContinueclJ a time was the only boy in Miss Hankammer's sewing classes, now communes in both Paris and Hamtramck because of business expediency. Needless to say, he designs dresses for those madames rich enough to pay for his creations. In this class may be found the Misses Jaworski, Gracey, Borowicz, Ciuba, and Olejniczak. ' John 2nd fiddle Chitkin, as well as Leopold Piccolo Pete Szady, are now in business with William Misiasia Misiasiak. The ex-boys now tramp the streets of Ecorse and adjacent suburbs, playing and singing for any loose change that may be about. As a sideline, the minstrels peddle old shoes and broken alarm clocks, souvenirs of unappreciative audiences. Joe and Stanley Ferenc, unlike the troubadors mentioned, have gone up instead of down in the social scale. They harmonize for Jack Colbert and his Cosmos-Maniacs, the hottest music in America since Cab Calloway retired. Leonard Troutman, well known Hamtramck speaker, is the announcer on the Colbert Hour. Edward Boomey Mikrut, who accidentally found himself the business manager of Joe Peter Piper Petrow's four hundred chain meat market stores, deserves a small medal for his work to help Hamtramck's unemployed work- ing girls. While Boss Petrow was out shooting big game in Africa, Manager Mikrut changed the entire office personnel of Petrow, Inc., which now employs only Cosmos grads. Naturally, sister Wanda Mikrut get the best job, that of the manager's Yes girl. Pounding a typewriter for fifteen smackers a week, besides catering to the big bosses whims, Stella Wasilewich finds her hands full. Lottie Wasilewski, who also had a drag with Boomay , is ruining Petrow, Inc. with her atrocious book-keeping. Mary Kubala, the one and only, has a job well suited to her talents. Mary, who used to use basketball as a means of self- expression, now throws salesmen and peddlers from big-shot Petrow's office. Her motto: Everybody who wants to get into the office has to have a pass, even Boss Joe. How about reporters? Has Hamtramck produced anybody who can write? Sure enough. Rosalie Redlin, one time editoress of The Cosmos, is now sob- sister on Cass Nowojczyk's scandal sheet. After exposing Student Council ac- tivities for The Cosmos in 1935, ten years ago, Cass got the scandal bug and exposes anything in sight. Stanley Maksymowicz, who never liked Editor No- wojczyk anyway, challenged the latter to a duel when connected with Eleanore Kubiak in the dirt column. Eleanore not to be outdone, challenged both Stanley .46.