Hamtramck High School - Cosmos Yearbook (Hamtramck, MI)

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PF me 'Owls U an . . ,, M CLASS PROPHECY - Qfontinuedj Basketball team which will soon leave for Europe to compete in international contests. Others of sport prominence are Steve Krupa and Ted Tompor, Olym- pic swimming and diving stars. Olga Bliska is seen modelling at the ritzy Himelhocks in New York. Joe Rowinski and Ray Milosek have realized their youthful ambitions and are now Master Brewers. They recently astounded the drinking world with their All Purpose Nitro Ale. It is guaranteed to taketheenamel off your bathtub, or another case free. Ann Senderak, who in spite of all circumstances has stayed single, does most of the se-cretarial work for Joe and the boys. Ann Always Gets Her Man Gomory is the only lady detective on the force, though there is nothing lady-like about her tactics. Helen Plisak pursues her work in the field of criminology while Helen Kendzior, her erstwhile side- kick, teaches school in the Bronx. Johnny Gigolo Dulapa, veritable woman- hater, Koh yeah?D has just succeeded in landing the job of janitor at Vassar College. Andrew Gerula and Anthony Kowalew are now addressed as Profes- sors at Columbia. Bruno All-State Mas, a bug for chemical research, coaches the Maroon and White eleven. Helen Poremski practices her imitations in Martin, alais The Duke Dulapa's high spot of Hamtramck. Walter Biedowski, free lance bodyguard, has just left the city hospital, Where Mickey Janusz and Al Sosnow- ski have had little trouble learning the art of butchering - the old sawbones. Stanley Sikora met an unhappy end at his favorite game, chess. He was as- sassinated by a delegate of the Workmen's Chess League, because he violated their code and played chess and checkers by the book, giving them little chance to Win. Bruno Jakimowicz, Harry Trendowski and Adam Misialowski are head- chemists at Darke and Pavis. John Mooney Antczak and Casmere Krakowiak, the nation's finest horse-hunters, supply this firm with all the raw material necessary for the manufacture of synthetic glue. Chester Olenski is tied up with a Read It and Weep advertising concern. Genevieve Karasinski receives her mail at 501 Park Avenue, where she conducts a designers establishment. Bernice Laszyca and Rose Michalski do all their cutting up in this line. Stanley Pawlik is doing all right as sports editor of a popular syndicate. His minute- by-minute descriptions are read by millions. Sabina Kisielewski, has recently been made principal of her Alma Mater. Stephany Krecioch and Jennie Good are the recruit teachers. .48-

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Y U W . o o o 'Um CLASS PROPHECY - fContinueaD Olga Luszczynski is one up on Fritz Kriesler and Ernie and his Wolverines have signed a radio contract which should boost their bank accounts. Louise Eidymt and Irene Rochek chaperon Hamtramck debutants. Speaking of soci- ety, Irene Mendrzyk and Eugenia Rasinski are the season's outstanding matrons. Leona Pietraskiewicz, after having received such excellent experience mak- ing faces at her classmates, is now a television artist, starring in ghost and mystery stories where her services are required. Harry Mirek has more than he can take care of in the person of his athlete companion, Clara Borowicz. Mary Third Degree Borchak has turned all tables and become the only woman judge in Michigan. People who think that only eggs get hard-boiled don't know Mary. After having raised Cain in Europe for some two years, Peter Kitzen- ski is back in the U.S.A. and planning to settle down. Josephine Hodas and Lu- cille Borowski are in charge of an orphanage for girls and the young dears fthe children, of coursej provide interesting material for the novel they are writing. And what about our sponsor? Mr. Mentlikowski is teaching the classi- cal languages at the U. of M. ,49L

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Q yo AX WI Q 0 0 'Ulm 5 CLASS PROPHESY ffontinuedj and Cass. Henry Nowogrodski, who always kept that sad look on his pan, now runs the obituary column on Nowojczyk's sheet. Helen Sadowski, of the same group of would-be reporters, columns the Advice to Lovelorn pillar. Ted Matey, creator of Our Burg, swore he'd leave the country and bum around the world after graduating from college. He hasn't been heard of since. There have been legends of a Matey Stew on a canabalistic South Sea island. How about the show business, any luck there? Sure enough. Iggy Pupka, who threw over football for the stage, isn't doingbadly for himself. Iggy, who developed a beautiful tenor voice after a tonsil operation, now sings a duet with Virginia Merecki for the enjoyment of addicts in all the large cities of America. Iggyis fan mail, which is simply terrific, is now efiiciently handled by his faithful secretary, Harry Demesko. Harry, in turn, hires Ellen Dallas and Betty Berg to work for him. The latter two, who will accept only a cer- tain amount of work, have their piece Work done by Sally Pliska and Vic- toria Butler. Iggy is thinking of incorporating himself and letting the public share his good fortune. Shares will cost a dime a dozen and dividends will be paid on the leap year following every third blue moon. Incidentally, Julia, Mike and her husband, Ed Zulinski, who thought that farm life was superior to the glitter of footlights, have given up their simple existence to play as bill-billies. Marion Thompson, who gave up the study of archaeology to join the act, takes care of the publicity. Also in the theatrical category may be listed Stephanie Waiter, known as the Typing Demon dur- ing undergraduate days. Miss Waiter now demonstrates her typing speed to prospective buyers in department stores. And among other things: Longin Ostrowski has acquired great wealth and fame administering hair treatments to bald-headed millionaires. Ed. Sawicki and John Dyjack have re- placed Barnum and Bailey in the show business, with their traveling flea cir- cus. Ann Boyko and Stella Reichel do the housekeeping for the whole troupe. Helen She Does 'Em Wrong Valeski now occupies Mae West's place in the movies. Others engaged in this lucrative occupation are Mary Sokoluk and Alice Drabik. Walter Felcyn, Matthew Lewandowski and Helen Kowalski, have monopol- ized the meat industry of Michigan. Josephine Florence, Mary Kabanowski, Doris Koszara and Bernice Kraski are members of the All-American Girls .47-