Hampton High School - Breeze Yearbook (Hampton, NJ)

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i fv Laugh and the World Laughs With You BROADWAY HITS All at Sea-The Freshmen Naughty Baby-Olive Banghart Interference-Nellie Cooley Fancy Baggage-The Seniors on their trip All the King's Men-The Junior Boys The Last Warning-Before Examinations Strange Cargo-Caroline Pankowitz Spies-The Student Council On Trial-Before the Student Council The Little Wildcat-Pearl Houston Good Boy-Roland Brown Perfect Alibi-Glenn Gibson The Year of Grace-The last year in H. H. S. Connecticut Yankee-Miss Lobdell Noah's Ark-The Changewater Bus Pleasure Bound-Bound for Washington, D. C, Rain or Shine-The Seniors are always there Happy Go Lucky-Mary Bowlby Hold Everything-Lillian Stevenson Emergency Lover-Alice Potter in the A. A. Play ' After Dark-The Freshmen are afraid Bed-Fellows-Tubby, Ting, Kate and Schatze SCOTCH JOKES He- Did you know that a Scotchman in- vented paper straws? She- No, why? I-Ie- So he wouldn't have to tip the glass. Dad- Sandy, do you have your new shoes on? Sandy- Yes, why? Dad- Then take bigger steps. been said that Scotchmen fry their It has bacon in lux so it won't shrink. Scotchmen swallow their food without chew- ing so it wonlt wear their teeth out. Someone said that a Scotch fellow murdered his parents so he could go to an orphanls pic- nic. One of the traffic oflicers in New York turned around and saw a Scotchman standing in the middle of the street. Traflic OHicer- Why dorft you get out of the way? Scotchman Qwho was holding a large piece of bread in' his handl- I'm waiting for the jam. Almost as soon as the words left his mouth a car came along and gave him a jar. 42 JEWISH JOKES Sammy-l'Look qvick, papa, Abie's cold is cured and we still have a box of cough-drops. Papa- Oo, vot extravagance! Tell Her- man to go out and get his feet wet. IRISH JOKES Pat and Mike were busy at work when they noticed an aeroplane, They were leaning on their shovels, watching it in amazed wonder. Suddenly Pat exclaimed ulfregorra, I would hate to be up there with that thing. Nlike looked at him a moment and remarked, Be gad, I would hate to be up there without ir. MISCELLANEOUS Little Bobbie- Uncle, when are you going to pray football again?,' Uncle-xtWhy do you ask me that? Little Bobbie- Because Daddy said we were going to get a new car and a house when you kicked oft. He'-l'You look like a sensible girl. Let's get marriedf' She- Nothing doing. I'm sensible as I look. Nellie- Mother, I saw a funny man todayf' Mother- What was he doing? Nellie- He was sitting on the curb talking to a banana skin. Warden- We let the risoners work at their P own trades here, the same as when they are freeg blacksmith, carpenter, or whatever he may be. What is your trade? Prisoner- I am a traveling salesman. A darky was strugglin with a balky mule . g when a bystander. said: Mose, where's your will power? Mah will power am right wid me, but you ought to see this animal's won't power! If upon these pages here You should see your name appear, In some joke or silly pun, Just remember that it's all in fun.

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11 :rf 1 101 :ab vie 1111 vznnxfaxptyztyzaqt. Compliments of CBoard of Education Teachers and Fellow Students ECKEL'S SERVICE TYDQL ECONOMY Compliments of GASOUNE E. P. BAYLOR VEEDOL LUBRICANTS Stations Located at Hampton, New Jersey WASHINGTON PHILLIPSBURG HACKETTSTOWN CLINTON Compliments of C. B. HIXON Glen Gardner, New Jersey Complimevtts of R. L. WURS T Manager of MUTUAL GROCERY CO. Hampton, New Jersey 7 .- .....-U-.-.-. 44