Hampton High School - Breeze Yearbook (Hampton, NJ)

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i fv Laugh and the World Laughs With You BROADWAY HITS All at Sea-The Freshmen Naughty Baby-Olive Banghart Interference-Nellie Cooley Fancy Baggage-The Seniors on their trip All the King's Men-The Junior Boys The Last Warning-Before Examinations Strange Cargo-Caroline Pankowitz Spies-The Student Council On Trial-Before the Student Council The Little Wildcat-Pearl Houston Good Boy-Roland Brown Perfect Alibi-Glenn Gibson The Year of Grace-The last year in H. H. S. Connecticut Yankee-Miss Lobdell Noah's Ark-The Changewater Bus Pleasure Bound-Bound for Washington, D. C, Rain or Shine-The Seniors are always there Happy Go Lucky-Mary Bowlby Hold Everything-Lillian Stevenson Emergency Lover-Alice Potter in the A. A. Play ' After Dark-The Freshmen are afraid Bed-Fellows-Tubby, Ting, Kate and Schatze SCOTCH JOKES He- Did you know that a Scotchman in- vented paper straws? She- No, why? I-Ie- So he wouldn't have to tip the glass. Dad- Sandy, do you have your new shoes on? Sandy- Yes, why? Dad- Then take bigger steps. been said that Scotchmen fry their It has bacon in lux so it won't shrink. Scotchmen swallow their food without chew- ing so it wonlt wear their teeth out. Someone said that a Scotch fellow murdered his parents so he could go to an orphanls pic- nic. One of the traffic oflicers in New York turned around and saw a Scotchman standing in the middle of the street. Traflic OHicer- Why dorft you get out of the way? Scotchman Qwho was holding a large piece of bread in' his handl- I'm waiting for the jam. Almost as soon as the words left his mouth a car came along and gave him a jar. 42 JEWISH JOKES Sammy-l'Look qvick, papa, Abie's cold is cured and we still have a box of cough-drops. Papa- Oo, vot extravagance! Tell Her- man to go out and get his feet wet. IRISH JOKES Pat and Mike were busy at work when they noticed an aeroplane, They were leaning on their shovels, watching it in amazed wonder. Suddenly Pat exclaimed ulfregorra, I would hate to be up there with that thing. Nlike looked at him a moment and remarked, Be gad, I would hate to be up there without ir. MISCELLANEOUS Little Bobbie- Uncle, when are you going to pray football again?,' Uncle-xtWhy do you ask me that? Little Bobbie- Because Daddy said we were going to get a new car and a house when you kicked oft. He'-l'You look like a sensible girl. Let's get marriedf' She- Nothing doing. I'm sensible as I look. Nellie- Mother, I saw a funny man todayf' Mother- What was he doing? Nellie- He was sitting on the curb talking to a banana skin. Warden- We let the risoners work at their P own trades here, the same as when they are freeg blacksmith, carpenter, or whatever he may be. What is your trade? Prisoner- I am a traveling salesman. A darky was strugglin with a balky mule . g when a bystander. said: Mose, where's your will power? Mah will power am right wid me, but you ought to see this animal's won't power! If upon these pages here You should see your name appear, In some joke or silly pun, Just remember that it's all in fun.

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. .Jef 'jiri - 7 W Laugh and the World Laughs With You SONG HITS Mississippi Mud-The Soccer Field Carolina Moon-Thelma Osmun Sleepy Head-Charles Nixon Oh! Baby What a Night-The Night of the Junior Prom The Blues-Before Exams. Deep Night-Graduation Night Weary River-Musconetcong Doin' the Raccoon-Gen. Conley Old Man Sunshine-Charles Hixon If I Had You-Arnold to 'F ? ? ? ? ? You're the Cream in My Coffee-June Riddle to Wanda Sonny Boy-Glenn Gibson I Faw Down and Go Boom-Gen Conley I Ain,t Got Nobody--Lillian Stevenson I'11 Get By-The Freshman Class Sweethearts on Parade-The Senior Girls on Graduation Night My Pet-Elenore Thorwarth I Must Have That Man-Carolyn Stanton A Happy Ending-After the Seniors Have Graduated She Don't Wanna--Pete Sigler to ? '? ? ? ? Then Came the Dawn-Commencement Crazy Rhythm-The Glee Club Hallelujah Fm a Bum-Stephen Todd High Upon the Hilltop-H. H. S. When the World is at Rest-After the Final Examinations The Bum's Rush-The Junior Boys at Noon Hour I Love You Now an I Loved You Then-Ella Apgarto????? That Precious Little Thing Called Love fAsk Mr. Hawk what it meansl Just Like a Melody-fThe music in chapelj Everybody Loves You-Miss Lohdell Too Busy-The Student Council From Monday On-School Imagination-Richard Riddle Climbing Up the Hilltop-The Glen Gardner kids coming to school Ah! Sweet Mystery of Life-Caroline Pankowitz INTERESTING FICTION The Thundering Herd-The Freshmen Wild Geese-The Junior Class The Showhoat-The West Portal Bus The Beloved Woman-Miss Lohdell Lover Or Friend-June, Earl and Arn The Joyous Troublemaker-Nellie Cooley 41 Peggy by Request-Helen Worman The Big Four-The High School Faculty The Way Out-Flunk A Woman of Affairs-Mrs. Ley The Hundredth Chance-Passing English Ex- aminations Q Idle Island-The classroom when the teacher is out The Three lyluslceteers-Jack, Bob and Sparky Four Horsemen fOn Footj-Alice, Kate, Carolyn and Elenore The Maid of the Mountain-Josephine Panlco- witz David-David Buck The Four Just Men-The Board of Education Dang'rous Business-Talking back to the teach- ers The Redhaired Girl-Doris Smith Lil, the Dancing Girl-Lillian Stevenson The Age of Innocence-Robert Kitchen Freckles-James Kiley The Short Stop-Arnold Osmun The Nervous Wreck-Louise Everitt The Just FAMOUS LAST WORDS Mr. Hawk- And how! Mr. Jenkins- I'll tell you onceg quiet down! Mrs. Ley- Girls, if you were in an oHice you couldn't do rhat!,' Miss Lohdell- Don't act so silly! Mr. Weisel-- Do you see it? Do you under- stand? ORIGINAL JOKES In Ancient History class one day Mr. Hawl: asked a freshman for some of the results of the Commercial Revolution. The boy replied: They moved the Mediter- ranean Sea into the Atlantic Oceanf, Some of the Seniorsv were discussing the val- ues of the diplomas at the end of the four years in high school, and someone said they were worth three thousand dollars to us. Frank Mancuso-- Gee, I'm willing to sell mine to anyone at any time. The Ancient History class was discussing the problems of loaning money and selling shares of stock. Mr. Hawk- James, what is a share? James Kiley-'iOh, its a piece of paper. Mr. Weisel fin Biology classj- Do you be- lieve in 'Evolution'? Dot - Sometimes

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