Hampshire High School - Hi Lighter Yearbook (Hampshire, IL)

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MA Fred Willis Bishop wills his interest in the freshman class to Boyd H. Reid and Orrell Charles Ruth. Ralph David Campbell wills his ability to keep his mouth closed to Joyce Louise Bauman. X Jan LaDel Godfrey leaves her crazy earrings to Elaine Ann Conro, Mary Ann Gudeman wills her athletic ability to Donna Mae Deihs. Wayne L ee Halbrnaier wills his forward position on the varsity to Edgar Charles Kruse. Evelyn Louise Henning leaves her outside interests to Janice Florence Holze, Bettie Ann Herrmann bequeathes her artistic skill to Shirley Ann Peterson. Margaret Mary Herrmann leaves her giggles to Phyllis Arlin Rohrssen. Donna Jean Holze wills her brains to Karen Jean Holze. Lorraine Ruth Kellenberger leaves her quietness to Marcella Groebner. Dorothy Ann Koerner wills her diamond to Joan Marie Sunderlage. She'll soon have another ring to replace it. Gordon Eichler Melms Wills his height to Maxine Ruth Baker. Virginia Lee Meyer wills her good disposition to John Joseph Duchaj. Mary Ann Pedersen leaves her seat on the bus to Bonnie Jean Tatge. Darwin Franz Pfaffinger wills his cowboyness to Ronald Joseph Leighty. Donovan Lee Ross wills his hot rod cars to Jim Floyd Getzelman. Ann Elizabeth Schneider wills her interest in the Starks Triangle to Elizabeth Alice Ball. Patricia Louise Seyller wills her ability to go steady to Carol Mae Schiesher. Carole Jeanne Thompson Wills her naturally curly hair to Louann Marie Gray and Carol Jeannette Carlson. Ruth Dorothea Weberpal wills her slow determined walk to Leona Gertrude Beart. Sidney Scott White wills his long legs to Marvin Edwin Mengling and Shelby Allen. Sidney Frank Widmayer leaves his quiet ways to Keith Albert Rockensock. Gordon John Witt wills his typing ability to Henry James Fillmore. Delores Mae Wollenweber wills her A's in psychology to Ruthann Wilhelirnina Bahr. Compliments of Compliments Of CUSTOM FEED GRINDING 20 H. M-I GRAY RALPH WOLLENWEBER Veterlnarlan

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PRO PHECY The time is 19803 the place is Hampshireopolis. This is it - the end of the trail - the last leg of my journey. Census taking of the Illinois population since 1973 has been my job. This is the last whistle stop. After this, there isn't any more. I'm walking now. What'sthat? Why, I do believe it's some sort of structure. Dare I knock? The electric eye answered my question and the door opened. There stands Ralph and Margee Campbell, stars of stage, screen doors, Hampshire operettas, and the Corn Fetti Pirate TV Show. Not wanting to interrupt their rehearsals, I'm walking, walking, slowly walking away, and finally a mammoth gray shape looms up in front of me - The Evelyn Bicknese Hotel! A colossal structure on the shores of Lake Wholgreen. I bang the knocker and the door slowly creaks open. Yes ? It is Evelyn Bicknese. I ask her for a list of her patrons which she is kind enough to give me. I read the list over and find that many important personal- ities are residing in her impressive healthresort. The list reads ........................... Fred fFredricoQ Bishop: President of the South American F. F.A. from the Asuncion Chaptero. .Ian Godrey: Commercial artist for the magazine Better Homes and Sump Pump-s fpumps that pump sumpj. Wayne Halbmaier: Head sportswriter for the Cookie Press. Lorrie Kellenberger: Vice president and chief designer for the Tatge Tip- less Tables for Tippy Twosomes Company. Donna Jean Holze: Doubling for Clifton Utley on his news reports. Donovan Ross: Rocket engineer for the Rootie Kazootie Space Cadets. Gordon Melms: Great chemist who invents cures for which there aren't any diseases. I Virginia Meyer: Knits strait-jackets for people who lead crooked lives. Patricia Seyller: Head of a chain of bakeries called Pat's Patty Cake Paticakes . Carol Jeanne Thompson: Author of the great sequel to Who's Who? -- What's That? ' Gordon Witt: Dectective in hotel lobby where he can sleep and read Mickey Spillane pocket books. Dorothy Koerner: The lady Harry James. The Young Girl with the Corn. Sidney White: The star basketball center for the Minneapolis Midgets. Sid Widmayer: Instructor of the Genoa School of Ballet. Ann Schneider: Owner of Schneider's Speedy Sandwich Shop. Mary fEz.io Pinzaf Pedersen: Successor to Marguarite Pianna on the Be-Bop Jive Five TV Show. Ruth Weberpal: Leading scorer on the Hampshire all-star cricket team. Mary fEarhartQ Gudeman: First Lady pilot to fly non-stop over Coon Creek. Bettie Herrmann: Crime photographer for the G. A. A. Bulletin Board news. Upon finishing the list of inmates, I thank Mrs. Bicknese for her kind co- operation and now I steal away into the smog. There is one more home to visit. Of course, I am anxious to make my last stop because then I can start all over again. More surprises are in store for me, for the next stop is to be the home of Delores fwollenweberj Schmidgall, a typical housewife with forty-nine servants. Upon beating the tomtom, I begin to grow suspicious as a person, dressed in the apparel of the Chickawaw Indian tribe, opens the door. This can't be the Schmidgall residence! ! Then I am informed that it is the home of heap big Darwin Pfaffinger, forest ranger who keeps busy by starting his own forest fires. Despondently I walk away. My job is done, the prophecy's done and so am I. May these predictions rest in peace because I want to, too. 0 Compliments of Compliments of C. O. WAIDMAN JAY T. MORNING Builder Plumbing and Heating

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