Hammond Central School - Spotlight Yearbook (Hammond, NY)

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V Valois University • Mathematical Genius College • New York, N.Y. June 24 1995 Dear Mr. Scofield, Here is o progress report on the class of 63 I must soy that I hod loads of fun fracking each person down to find our whor become of him. Judging from whor I learned on this expedition, I think we con take great pride in eoch ond every one of them. The text of my report follows. Joy Alberry hos mode military history by being the first female four star general of the Army. Joy reports that she really wonts that fifth star so she con open her own Texaco station. Theresa Arquirt ond Thelma Thornton continue their high school partnership having opened T T Tanning ond Beauty Solon on Pork Avenue in New York. They cater ro the performing arts ond the wealthy profes- sional community. After claiming fame os o cenrerfield in the Mojors, Jim Bolond now serves os the Commissioner of Major League Boseboll. Jim is quoted os saying, .. ho, ho, ond Mr. Buckel thought I didn't know what I was doing!!!” Tom Bowman ond Scott McWharf ore now co-owners of Bowhorf Resorts International — formerly Block Lake. Having turned Block Lake into o resort hoven to rival oil other garden spots, the boys ore reportedly negotiating for on NBA franchise: sources reveal that the team will be colled The Blond Buffalos.” Steve Davidson is now the unassuming, yet tyrannical, mayor of the city of Rossie When osked about his success in governing the city, Steve replied, .. uh, uh, no comment! Jodi Galloway is enjoying fame ond success in the world of fine arts. Having achieved notoriety in the music industry os o composer ond performer, Jodi now hos on art exhibit in the prestigious Museum of Modern Art. Carolyn Hodlock is now director of the New York Metropolitan. Carolyn reports that while she enjoyed great success os the leading alto in oil the major operas, she Is now content with her new position ond en- joys dabbling in the fashion design industry. Dove Jenne currently serves as the Deputy Mayor of the city of Rossie. Dove is quoted os saying, My appointment ro this office hos nothing to do with the Rossie Godfather ond furthermore, I om on my way up. Plans ore now underway to enter the race for governor of my favorite store — the State of Confusion! Bill June owns ond operates Bill's Bait Emporium near Bowhorf Resort. Bill odds that having o monopoly on the bait business at Bowhorf hos been o major contribution ro his success. Dove McQueer refused comment on his years of success with the 76ers. Fred did soy that while he en- joyed rhose years of pro-boll, he's just os happy on his 7500 acre form. When osked how the forming business is, Fred replied, There’s gold in them rhor gutters!” 30