Hammond Central School - Spotlight Yearbook (Hammond, NY)

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the United States. As his personal secretary, she had to stay to take some “Tricky Dick-tation.” She is also learning how to make 18 minute gaps in conversation tapes. Steve Decker drove to the party in his new jet-powered Lincoln. I never thought he’d give up his Datsun (200 SX). He’s now the head foreman of General Motors shop division. I had to arrest Sara Shutler last night too. I was so shocked to find her stuffing Qualudes into Fran’s aspirin bottles! Theresa Martin looked so lovely. She now has taken over the “Golden Comb” from Derick Thurston and is doing great. Mike McCullouch didn’t make it to the party. One of his cows broke her leg and Mike had to put a cast on it. He’s working on a theory to cross pigs with chickens so we can have his ham and eggs all at once. Janese flew all the way from Paris to come to the party. Have you seen her in any magazines lately? Twiggy’s quite upset with her for taking over her job as head model in France. After being the Reverend in the Senior Play, Steve Smith has gone into religion and has become Pope “Smitty The First.” Neither Don Forjone nor Billy Bowman made it to the party. They are still trying to prove that there are still fish in Black Lake. Well Sandy, we are so sorry that you are in jail for Contempt of Court. You shouldn’t have hit the judge. You missed a great party. Sincerely, Diane Pitcher P.S. I found this stationery in one of Dad’s old desks. I’m glad he never throws anything away — even after 20 years! 15

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