Hammond Central School - Spotlight Yearbook (Hammond, NY)

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Class Prophesy Let's take a peek into the future to the reunion of the Class of 1971, ten years after graduation. As usual, we can see the kids grouped as they were in the senior room ten years ago. Harold Arquitt, a drop-out of Operation Bootstrap is now working on a project to grow bananas on the Alaskan Tundra. Brent Bass is now the owner of the wor1d's largest spaghetti farm. Its dimensions: 500 miles by one inch! Sue Bogart, the world-famous beautician is still vainly trying to manage Phyllis Diller's mop. Her complaint: I just washed her hair and I can't do a thing with it! Ray Chapman is still vigorously campaigning for Keenan for Assembly. He's even opened a factory which specializes in pennants bearing Keenan's name. Non'na Crawford runs a very profitable rabbit farm and saves money by feeding them only lettuce. She then sells them for S5 a head. Howard Demick, ten years after graduation, is still deciding whether or not to go to college. Diane Gascon, because of her keen mind, has become a top- notch lawyer. She often pleads the cases of students attending Buffalo U. and owns a riding stable near there. Matt Johnston has just won the Pulitzer Prize for the most creative'piece of writing. His only comment: I can't write! Ellen McAvoy just entered her Subaru in the Indianapolis 500 and finished fifth in a class of four. Valerie Marcellus now runs a computer- dating service. She personally programed the computer and in the event that it breaks down, is prepared to match the couples herself. Terry Marcellus has been a basketball coach for the past five years and has developed a new play guaranteed to trick the opposing team: he calls it the 'I'eaberry Shuffle. Ginette Martin, an avid hockey fan, has become Derek Sanderson's press agent. Because of her biling- ual ability, she often conducts televised interviews with him in French. Wendy Nicol, who has always had the. urge to be in the airlines, transferred from her job as receptionist to purchase her own airplane, the Sopwith Camel. She now flies all over the world competing in international competitions. Emma Pierce has opened an automobile factory for the revival of the Pierce-Arrow. Nancy Schermerhorn has recently taken over the job of the retired Leonard Bernstein and specializes in her version of Moonlight Sonata by the Lovers' Lane Gang. Larry Segouin has recently become the head boss for the St. Lawrence Heavy Construction Crew . . . If it isn't heavy, we don't construct it. Wendy Shibley, after a few unsuccessful attempts to play Boots and Saddles on her oboe while riding her horse, has decided to concentrate on the latter. She divides her time between this and work- ing with the American Indians in westem U. S. A. Linda Shippee is now an official medical secretary for Dr. Christian Barnard and she just LOVES work- ing for him. She says he is a real cut-up. Dave Storie, now rich and famous, resides at his penthouse on Skidrow. Ken Tayler is now working as the head motorcycle test-driver for Cycle Magazine. He has several photos taken of him for the magazine as he poses as Easy Rider.

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Last Will and Testament We, the 1971 Seniors of Hammond Central School, do make this our fir-5: and 1351 will 35 follows: To the class of 1972, Room 163, 41 rolls of blue crepe paper. To the class of 1973, all those rulers and compasses we borrowed from Mrs. Spies and never returned. To the class of 1974, lockers that don't close and our tom, taped, and doodled review books. To the Faculty, we just leave. Harold Arquitt: One kleenex and S25 to Diane Ayotte. Brent Bass: Leaves his basketball ability to Denis Amyot. Sue Bogart: To Mary Ceresoli I leave the Ilong, lonely walk to school by herself and to Coach, a very quiet gym class. Ray Chapman: I leave my Keenan banner to Luella Marcellus. Norma Crawford: I leave my job in the school cafeteria to Sue Ayen because she is the only one besides me who can get along with Murton Joe. Howard Demick: Leaves his friendly manner to Ronnie Tayler and to Coach, Larry Segouin's handy, pocket- sized book of tall tales. Diane Gascon: I leave my job as Senior Class Treasurer to anyone dumb enough to take it and peace and quiet to Mr. Scofield. Matt Johnston: To Bill Storie I leave my ability to get along with Valerie. To Mr. and Mrs. DeLosh I leave my brothers: Billy, Stuart, and Faith? Terry Marcellus: I leave my athletic ability to Kathy and my little brother. Valerie Marcellus: I leave my match-making ability to Kitty and my shyness and good disposition to to my sister, Luella. Ginette Martin: I leave my two best gym buddies. Kathryn Gascon and Tina Langtry, all the black and blue marks I received and my big mouth to Andy Atkins. Ellen McAvoy: To my sister, Reva, I leave my ability to get along with people and have them get along with me, and I leave my love for Argentina to the next Exchange Student from Hammond in hopes that they will take over where I left off. Wendy Nicol: I can't afford to leave anything! Emma Pierce: I leave my quietness to all the teachers as a relief for Excedrin Headache 1447 - NOISE! Nancy Schermerhorn: I leave my job as chorus accompanist to anyone who can stand it and my bottle of navy-blue German Eyeliner to Carol Bickelhaupt. Larry Segouin: I leave my symbol of the Rising Sun to Duane Hawn. Wendy Shibley: I leave my ability for Math to anyone unfortunate enough to need it and my fingering chart to Mr. Bariteau. Linda Shippee: I leave my first trumpet position to Ioan Bowman and the complaint: My lips are shotl and to Linda Hawn. the little bus. Dave Storie: I leave my body to science to see what they can do with it. Ken Tayler: I leave my church key to Jeff, my seat at Pratt's to Ronnie and everything else to anyone who wants it.

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