Hamilton Teachers College - Log Yearbook (Hamilton, Ontario Canada)

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WIT AND HUMOUR Hill: XYill I have to give up my cluh when we are married, love? Iris: Uh, I'll have a little club at home for you. dear. 4: 4 4: ik 4: Mr. States tduring wart: XYhy, look, Mr. Burns, here comes a soldier with a skirt on! Mr. llurns: Yes, it must he a lady. Klr. Stares: No, he has a heard. NIr. llurnsi I know! lt's a niemher of that famous Middlesex Ilattalion. 4: if 4 ik Pk Markle: You say that you have had four other models, hut I am the first you ever kissed? flliss Seavey: Yes. Markle: .Xnd who were the others? Miss Seavey: .Xn apple, two oranges, and a vase of flowers. Kivell: I have a suit of clothes for every day in the week. Klclsaac: You don't say! l.et's see them. Iiivell: This is it I have on. 4: Pk Dk 4: 4: llarhara: lIe's a serious-minded fellowfalways telling me l ought to lie putting something away for a rainy day. Edith: YYell, aren't you saving his letters? 4: 4: 4: 4: 4: il. Jacques: Kly goodness, Mr. Davis! llow did you get such dirty hands? Fred Davis: XYashing my face! 4: Pk Pk 4: 4: I.eIQoy: Do you know that I hegan life a harefoot hoy? Norm. Leek: lYell, I wasn't horn with mv shoes on. 4: 4: 4 4: I Dk R. forcoran: Kisses are the language of love. Allison: XYell, why don't you say something? 4: 4: Pk 4: 4: XYaiter: l'ni sorry, sir, hut if you order only a leg of chicken we have to charge you for the whole lmird. l'etrie: It's a good thing l didn't order a beef steak. 4: 4: 4: 4: 4: KI. Davidson: The women out our way have formed a secret societv. Rl. .Xdamsonz Tut! XYomen don't know how to keep secrets. i KI. D.: lint this society isn't to keep secrets: it's to tell them. if Pk bk 4: 4: Klary llilison was cashing her monthly pay check in the hank. The teller apologized for giving her old hills, saying: I hope you are not afraid of microbes? Not a hit of it, replied Mary. No microhe could live on my salary. 4: 4: 4: 4: lk XYaiter: l have stewed kidneys, lmilCtl tongue, fried liver and pig's feet. Dr. Klcalillanz Don't tell me your troubles, waiter: give me a chicken pie. 4: PF 4: 4: if Xlr. Lockett: llave you heard of hlulius Caesar? Bliss I'helps: Yes, sir. Klr. I..: XYhat do you think he would he doing now if he were alive? Bliss l'.: Drawing the old age pension. Pflfll' Nl'l'f'Ilfjl'f0UI'

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--O MODERN METHODS O--- The progressive teacher of to-day will be interested in modern aids to teaching which are not only helpful and stimulating. but are as well, carefully planned and edited for use in Ontario schools. THE CHAPMAN LOOSE LEAF NOTE BOOKS For Science, History, Geography, Composition, Agriculture, Music, Are books of this character and will be found of much value. THEY COST NO MORE THAN ORDINARY BOOKS I THE CHAS. CHAPMAN CO. - - - LONDON, ONT. Mr. I artridge: I notice your husband always has his hair cut short. Mrs. Lockett: Yes. the coward. ve wk sf ak sy Mrs Stricker: You don't give me nice presents now. Mr. Stricker: No, but l pay for those you give yourself. 'L YF flf f.' 14 Ik Magistrate Hooking at Mr. Cowleyl: XYhat did this defendant look like when you arrested him? Constable: XYell, sir, he had a sort of pinched look. Nora: George, dear. do you remember what XVordsworth said about tlilffoclils? George: No, and what's the use of bothering' when we pay a gardener? Manager: Are you sure you are qualihed to lead a jazz orchestra? Nash: Absolutely. l've had two nervous breakdowns, was shell-shocked in France, and l live in an apartment above a family with twelve noisy children. XYarren: XYhat would you do if you were in my shoes? XYalls: Clean them. Mabel Davidson was talking about her various relations. Yes, sir. she said, my sister and me ain't no more alike than if we wasn't us: and she s just as clitterent as me, only the other wav! Miss Snider tdigging bus driver in ribs with umbrellal: Is that Miss Mcl'lay's school, my good man? Bus Driver: No. ma'am, it's me. SCHOOL FL'RNITL'RE BLACKBOARDS AND ACCESSORIES MAPS. GLOBES AND CHARTS KINDERGARTEN AND PRIMARY MATERIALS ART MATERIALS MISCELLANEOUS SCHOOL SUPPLIES THE GEO. M. HENDRY CO., LIMITED 129 ADELAIDE ST. WEST - - - TORONTO, ONTARIO Page Se've11ty-three

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FOR CHARTERED COACHES CALL BAKER 1056 Special phone service on charter coaches from Ii a.m. to l? midnight. This is the Happy Way to Travel in Comfort, With Your Own Party. Go Anywhere - Come Back When You Like. Unly comfortable, easy-riding Coaches are supplied on charter. Parcel Express Carried Between All Stations. HIGHWAY KING COACH LINES, LIMITED TERMINAL BUILDING-HAMILTON ' ni THE LITERARY SOCIETY lfontinued from Page 565 :Xt a meeting called by our new president, we were favoured by an in- spiring address from Dr. Kilpatrick, whose subject was, The l'oetry of the Great Wlar . Fourth Form, in charge of the next programme, gave a humourous play with a touch of pathos in it- Between the Soup and the Savouryu. Alice Smith charmed us all as Emily, the little kitchen maid: Margaret Taylor, as the cook and .lean XVood, as the serving maid gave excellent portrayals. To create variety, Form Five acted a short melodrama, in which Gordon Allison quite brought down the house as the heroine. Their minstrel show, augmented by Mr. Stricker and Mr. Burns, was most colourful. Form Two presented a very imaginative one-act play, Three Pills in a Bottle , in which a sickly little boy, portrayed by ,loyce jacques, converses with several people's souls and makes amazing discoveries. XYe shall not soon forget Margaret Graingers Scissors to grind! Scissors to grind! 3 her spritely soul, -lean Hunt: Amelia Halls cough and patches, and Eleanor Edmondsoirs grief over her child's apparent delirium. At the last form programme, Form One broadcast an amateur hour of songs, recitations, and readings, some of which were given the gongu, to our amusement. Nile are now anticipating for next Friday a talk by Prof. Kingston of the University of XYestern Ontario. Great credit is due our students for the success of these programmes. Wie are grateful to Miss Irving and Miss McCready for their assistance. To Mr. Partridge we express our thanks for the photographs, which will help more than anything else to keep fresh happy memories of our literary society. EN.-X BINGLEi i Page Sevmty-five