Hamilton Teachers College - Log Yearbook (Hamilton, Ontario Canada)

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WIT AND HUMOUR Ur. McMillan: llow old were you on your last hirthilay? llyslop: Nineteen, sir. llr. M.: Nonsense. if you were nineteen on your last birthday. how can you he twenty-one on your next? llyslop: XYell. you see. sir. l'm twenty to-day. Miss Snider: XYhere have you heen for the last four years? l'erell: .Xt college taking medicine. Miss S.: .Xnd did you linally get well? if 54 wk -1: Pk Miss Elliott: XYaiter, this steak tastes just like an old hoot smeared with onions. XYaiter: llut. niadam. what strange meals you have hadl :ef sk :k :iw I Mary tlilmson tstudying for a lil'lIllZll'j' Reading test-li Dad, if l'm still ' studying when you come home. please wake me up. llostess: Did you take a hath Mr. llotari: Nog is there one missing? elf ill PF Dk 141 .Xlice Conn lover the telephonel: .Xre yull going any place for slipper tofinorrow night? l.yle llalgleishz Not that l know ol. .klicet My, hut you'll he hungry. Pl: :lf 41 1l1 -IH .Xlice Matticef XX here s my hat? lane Mcflee: lt's on your head. .Xlicei f Eh. thanks. lf it hadn't been for you. l would have gone without it. Plf 24 ik IF Mary Giles: So you were given a wrist watch when you entered Normal School. XYhat will you get when you graduate 7 Roy llraydon: Most likely they'll give me a grandfather's clock. if :ic if ak :if lired llavis crashed into a telegraph pole. XYhen he came to, he reached olll, feehly lingered the wires. and murmured: Thank heaven. l've lived clean. 'l'hey've given me a harp. Mrs. XYallace: XYell, XYillie. what did you learn in Sunday School to-4lIlj'?l' XYillie: Mummy, it was 'Never mind, you'll get a hlanket l ,Xfter much discussion. Mrs. XYallace learned that the text was: Be of good cheer. Your Comforter is coming. Pk ff fr :l 4: lidna l'hilp: Mr, l'artridge must like me. Mary Mitchener: XYl1y? Edna: lle puts kisses alter all my Elementary Science answers' Stacey: l've come to see you almout your daughter. Mr. t'ornish: 'l'oo latefshe eloped last night with a young fool who has no money. Stacey: You're right ahout the money-hut 1.111 no fool. llelen: lJid you notice how my voice Iilled the hall last night? 'loyeez Yes: in fact. l noticed several people leaving to make room for itf' I'rlyr' Ni.l'f.ll-vifjllf

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lfontinued FORM 5 frr-in Page Zll ln hnpe In win une hy and hy. Fifth Fnrin has artists fine, we deem. .Xnd KIarkle's wurk earns high esteem .Xs he wakes frnm the depths uf each daydream. Next there is Klartin, a genius tu he XYhn puzzled all with crnsses three: Yet shrieked us at lunch time with punning so Xlusic we hear: it ean't he trash Fur it rulls from the flute of Edgar Nash, The red-head frmn Paris who takes nur cash. .Xnuther red-head l'urt Cullmtwne sends here, Girls' haskethall cnaeh and girls' man, we fear: Has learned to sing quite well 'twunld appear. XX'elcmne, Twin Nixon!-a cultured chap, lainks der his specs at each mishap, .Xnd after his lunch has his revular nap. Cv -lust after New Year we came hack in glee Tu welcume l'erell from famed H.C.E.g lle has fuund rnmance in llurfurd. we see. The Yltamin lltiys uf Fifth Form are we- ls the theme sono' th'1t's sunff luv hiv' llnh Petrie, free. A f tc. . rs XYhnse haskethall playing' we all like tn see. llere's Stacey- fine SfHf 6I', you know, Y ' - - . ri ' . I XXhn drnve his wld thver through rain, ice and siww 'Ili chauffeur the buys and make volleyball gn. Crime, .Xlexl 'llhere's garden planning Spading, hoeing, raking, watering ton' lfle is nn juli-shirker, l'll assure yuu. XYaitl llere emnes XYallace, a dear little chap Fur whose splendid speeches we lift times did clap: You'll never find XYillie taking a nap. Glensnn XYalls is hasketlmall's dead shut, .X writer of fame, which must lmys are not: Uh! teaching a sung tince fell tu his lot. XYarren, nu duuht, will he liachelnr uf l'aed. And knnws psychology from .X to Z1 lle has it stored up in the hack of his head, Last uf our clan hut hy nu means the least- .X haskethall player from llamiltnn East: Genrge XYnml is the man for irunized yeast. Sn here is the gang: you can see at a glance 'l'hat even fur heauty, the girls have nu chance, lfnr these are the hnys, from liachelor lfurm 5- liest painters, hest singers. hest wurkers alive. Cll.XRI.l2S HUN'l'ER .IUHN liwDGSfJN. to du- v Cmirluetnrz Surry, sir, lint we have learned that the station nheie tot intl-ml lu get nfl' has heen hurned tn the ground. Iiinliletam: 'l'hat's all rigghtg they'll probably have it rehuilt In the tn this train lhlgfr' Nrrwr gets there. 1111