Hamilton Teachers College - Log Yearbook (Hamilton, Ontario Canada)

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WIT AND HUMOUR Ur. McMillan: llow old were you on your last hirthilay? llyslop: Nineteen, sir. llr. M.: Nonsense. if you were nineteen on your last birthday. how can you he twenty-one on your next? llyslop: XYell. you see. sir. l'm twenty to-day. Miss Snider: XYhere have you heen for the last four years? l'erell: .Xt college taking medicine. Miss S.: .Xnd did you linally get well? if 54 wk -1: Pk Miss Elliott: XYaiter, this steak tastes just like an old hoot smeared with onions. XYaiter: llut. niadam. what strange meals you have hadl :ef sk :k :iw I Mary tlilmson tstudying for a lil'lIllZll'j' Reading test-li Dad, if l'm still ' studying when you come home. please wake me up. llostess: Did you take a hath Mr. llotari: Nog is there one missing? elf ill PF Dk 141 .Xlice Conn lover the telephonel: .Xre yull going any place for slipper tofinorrow night? l.yle llalgleishz Not that l know ol. .klicet My, hut you'll he hungry. Pl: :lf 41 1l1 -IH .Xlice Matticef XX here s my hat? lane Mcflee: lt's on your head. .Xlicei f Eh. thanks. lf it hadn't been for you. l would have gone without it. Plf 24 ik IF Mary Giles: So you were given a wrist watch when you entered Normal School. XYhat will you get when you graduate 7 Roy llraydon: Most likely they'll give me a grandfather's clock. if :ic if ak :if lired llavis crashed into a telegraph pole. XYhen he came to, he reached olll, feehly lingered the wires. and murmured: Thank heaven. l've lived clean. 'l'hey've given me a harp. Mrs. XYallace: XYell, XYillie. what did you learn in Sunday School to-4lIlj'?l' XYillie: Mummy, it was 'Never mind, you'll get a hlanket l ,Xfter much discussion. Mrs. XYallace learned that the text was: Be of good cheer. Your Comforter is coming. Pk ff fr :l 4: lidna l'hilp: Mr, l'artridge must like me. Mary Mitchener: XYl1y? Edna: lle puts kisses alter all my Elementary Science answers' Stacey: l've come to see you almout your daughter. Mr. t'ornish: 'l'oo latefshe eloped last night with a young fool who has no money. Stacey: You're right ahout the money-hut 1.111 no fool. llelen: lJid you notice how my voice Iilled the hall last night? 'loyeez Yes: in fact. l noticed several people leaving to make room for itf' I'rlyr' Ni.l'f.ll-vifjllf

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