Hamilton Teachers College - Log Yearbook (Hamilton, Ontario Canada)

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LES MISERABLESH -Iust prior to our .Xrmistice Day vacation, to our consternation and great pertnrlvation, we were placed among the dejeeted congregation hy a veneralwle proclamation of assertation Concerning an intelligence investiga- IIUII. In spite of great hesitation and much animation of disputation without any discrimination. we found ourselves in orderly formation for the presentation of a question conglonieration. The questions were of such a relation and lengthy numeration that all mental occupation underwent a stage of transformation to a state of paralyzation. Xtas it really hallueina- tion or merely great frustration which caused the examination to take an aspect of slight vibration which led to miscalculation and aliomination of gross misrepresentation lieyond all expectation? I11 termination of this narration without further prolongation, we state that we fear the consultation which will give us realization of the resulting demarcation. XYe shall have no relaxation until we are given conlirmation that our apparent mental prostration will prove not too serious limitation or provocation in the pursuit of our future vocation. I'E.XRI. IIILXNSCC IM ISE. DICKENS IN THIS CAMP fBefore the test on the six Literature selectionsj Ifar in the west the moon was slowly sinking, 'I'he street ears sped lmelowl The Iuftj' spire of Zion, yonder, drinking 'lthe early morning glow. 'l'he smoking oil lamp lcered and squinted at me, .Xnd even seemed to scoff Ileeause my gentle hostess. at three promptly. llad turned the power off. 'l'ill I arose, and from my stack uf manuals .X hoarded volume drew .Xnd opened it, my Notes on Readers , sadly 'l'o see what I must do. .Xnd then, while round me sunlmeams gathered faster, .Xnd as the daylight came I read the poem, saying, To the last. sir, Illay up. and play the game . , . l'erhaps twas lmfiyish folly4I was wearyf I'was all that I could do 'I'o find another song.-.X girl was singing, I'addle your own eanoe'. 'I'he four walls gathered closer in the shadows. .Xnd whispering, seemed to say, Morning on the I.ievre would lie finer: You'd even hear a iav . Ye Mariners uf England, were you lrraver? I muttered at the lamp, .Xnd lmlew it. saying. with a wrathful savour. 'I'here's Dickens in this eamp! ENA ISINGLE. Puyfr Ni.rtAu-si.r

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WIT AND HUMOUR Ur. McMillan: llow old were you on your last hirthilay? llyslop: Nineteen, sir. llr. M.: Nonsense. if you were nineteen on your last birthday. how can you he twenty-one on your next? llyslop: XYell. you see. sir. l'm twenty to-day. Miss Snider: XYhere have you heen for the last four years? l'erell: .Xt college taking medicine. Miss S.: .Xnd did you linally get well? if 54 wk -1: Pk Miss Elliott: XYaiter, this steak tastes just like an old hoot smeared with onions. XYaiter: llut. niadam. what strange meals you have hadl :ef sk :k :iw I Mary tlilmson tstudying for a lil'lIllZll'j' Reading test-li Dad, if l'm still ' studying when you come home. please wake me up. llostess: Did you take a hath Mr. llotari: Nog is there one missing? elf ill PF Dk 141 .Xlice Conn lover the telephonel: .Xre yull going any place for slipper tofinorrow night? l.yle llalgleishz Not that l know ol. .klicet My, hut you'll he hungry. Pl: :lf 41 1l1 -IH .Xlice Matticef XX here s my hat? lane Mcflee: lt's on your head. .Xlicei f Eh. thanks. lf it hadn't been for you. l would have gone without it. Plf 24 ik IF Mary Giles: So you were given a wrist watch when you entered Normal School. XYhat will you get when you graduate 7 Roy llraydon: Most likely they'll give me a grandfather's clock. if :ic if ak :if lired llavis crashed into a telegraph pole. XYhen he came to, he reached olll, feehly lingered the wires. and murmured: Thank heaven. l've lived clean. 'l'hey've given me a harp. Mrs. XYallace: XYell, XYillie. what did you learn in Sunday School to-4lIlj'?l' XYillie: Mummy, it was 'Never mind, you'll get a hlanket l ,Xfter much discussion. Mrs. XYallace learned that the text was: Be of good cheer. Your Comforter is coming. Pk ff fr :l 4: lidna l'hilp: Mr, l'artridge must like me. Mary Mitchener: XYl1y? Edna: lle puts kisses alter all my Elementary Science answers' Stacey: l've come to see you almout your daughter. Mr. t'ornish: 'l'oo latefshe eloped last night with a young fool who has no money. Stacey: You're right ahout the money-hut 1.111 no fool. llelen: lJid you notice how my voice Iilled the hall last night? 'loyeez Yes: in fact. l noticed several people leaving to make room for itf' I'rlyr' Ni.l'f.ll-vifjllf