Hamilton Rural High School - Tiger Stripe Yearbook (Hamilton, KS)

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L I, Berniece Gott, will my dramatic ability to Rosalie Mahoney. I, Earl Hampshire, will my rides at noon to LeRoy Johnson. Take good care of her, LeRoy. I, Helen Hancock, will my ability to skip school to Genevieve Mahoney. Make the best use of it--I did! I NH' I, Dorothy Hauge, will my quietness to Eloise Meador. And does she need it. I, Phyllis Long, will my meekness to Delbertta Hale. Don't say too much. I, Allan Mathews, will my basketball ability to Charles Covert. Don't hog the ball too much. I, Melba McGhee, will my pleasing personality to Fredia Hollander. And can she use it. I, Richard Merrick, will my mustache to Tedsrersons. I betcha the girls will like its tickle, Ted! I, Dorothy Mossman, will my ability to flirt to Christine Cook. Be care ful you don't catch a boy friend. I, Robert Mossman, will my ability to recite and yell in class to Mary -Ellen Smith. I, Laverna Myers, will my athletic ability to Freida Strailey. I, Doella Ramsey, will my ability to henpeck the boys to Estlee White. You shouldn't do such things. I, Morris Ratcllff, will my ability to get along with the teachers to Lyle English. Make use of it, Lyle. I, Vlrgie Reed, will my ability to argue about not having enough time te study to Emma Jane Dewey. I, Geraldine Rush, will my ability as a stenographer to Alyce Hoover. I, Claude Shaffer, will my weakness for the women to Robert Scott. Don't take them too serious, Robert. I, Virginia Shook, will my popularity with the boys to Martha Alice Clopton. Take one at a time, tho. I, Orvetta Short, will my temper and slapping of the boys to Joy Seton. I, Howard Smith, will my excuse slips to Nadine Barb. I, Elver Stauffer, will my I, Joy Tarrant, will my deh slow down, won't you, Dale? I, Vela Hearl Wallace, will I, Margaret Wright, will my record, Billy. corns to Don Brown. My! they hurt. sting ability to Dale Wallace. Youfll have to my curly hair to Bernadine Cook. brlllance to Bill Henry. Take good care of the SEN 1012 cmss PROPHECY Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. North America, and all the ships at sea. This is your New York correspondent, Richard Cwalter Winchelll Merrick. Let's go to press!! Flash! The latest weather forecast has just been rushed to us by that eminent meteorologist, Allan Mathews. Old 'Rain in the Face' Mathews says in his forecast that tomorrow will be a beautiful spring day in this year of 1960 Flash! Reno, Nevada. Mrs. Vola Pearl Wallace Merrick Du Pon Ratcliff, prominent socialite, has just secured her release from her third husband, Mr. Morris Ratcliff, well known agriculturist of South America. NewtYork, New York. The Bank of New York has just closed its doors. President of the Bank, Mr. Richard Behmer has fled to India, supposedly with 200,000 dollars in cash. Your reporter has been informed from reliable sour that Behmer is in hiding in the prominent hotel in this city run by Miss Geraldlng Rush. If Chief Kay Fluharty of the G men is listening--there is Flash! Boston, Mass. Oddities in the news! Dr. and Mrs. Clair Barb, she is the former Helen Hancock, have just announced the engagement of their twenty-fourth daughter to the distinguished Count, Howard Black, of Milkashampoovia. -.J Page 8 CBS

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Claude Shaffer: Virginia Shook: Orvetta Short: Howard Smith: Elver Staufferi Joy Tarrant: Vola Pearl Wallace' Margaret wright: Gridley High School l,2,33 Glee Club 43 Science Club 4. Glee Club l,2,3,43 Operetta 23 Home Making 'lub 5 Pep Club 43 Annual Staff 4. Glee Club 1,2,3,4: Operetta 23 Home Making Club 5 Junior Flay 53 Forensics Contest 3,43 Senior Play 43 Pep Club 3,4. 0rchestra 2,5,43 Band 43 Science Club 5,43 Glee Club 3,4. ' Virgil High School 13 Up to the Minute Club 43 F Club 43 Football 3,43 Basketball 1 Eureka High School 1,22 Basketball 33 Glee Club 3,43 Debate 43 Forum Club 4. Glee Club l,2,3,43 Athletics l,2,53 Junior Play 5 Tennis 33 Pep Club 43 Home Ee. Club 23 Annual Staff 43 Operetta 2. Scholarship Contest 1,2,3f Girls Glee Club 2,42 Spelling Contest 52 Tyfinv Contest 33 Senior Play 4. smuon cmss WILL , We, the seniors of '58, being sound of mind, will the following valuable possessions to you underclassmen in the hope that you will use them as proudly and efficiently as we have used them in the past. ARTICLE 1 To the Juniors: We leave our dignity and ambition to become seniors. To the Sophomores: We leave our sympathy for your privilege of secur- ing funds for the inevitable banquet. 3 To the Freshmen: We leave the realization that you are no longer freshmen. ' ARTICLE II Individually: I, Clair Barb, will my ability to wreck cars to Billy Hanson. I suggest you stay home. I, Richard Behmer, will my dainty stride and quietness in the halls to Marvin McMurray. I, Howard Black, will my reinforced study hall seat to Neverl Wheeler. Very handy for sleeping. ' ' I, Keith Bonozkowski, will my Ford, and friends to brother Kenneth. I can't find anybody else to take them. I, Etta Brothers, will my boisterousness and dimples to Grace Marie Cannon. I, Charlotte Cgley, will my pleasant disposition after football games to Dorothy Shaffer. ' I,,Everett Cannon, will my freckles and extemporaneous speaking to Melvin Dawson. Don't you wish you were a red-head, Melvin? I,'Harold Cartwright, will my maroon car and dictionary girl Cjckey to Carl Curtis. Don't get stuck too often, Carl. It makes a nice story! I, Della Chrlstleib, will my gracious manner to Vera Gravatt. I, Virginia Clopton, will my heigth, grace, and winning ways to Stella Edwards. I, LeRoy Covert, will my graceful walk to Jr. Martin. Not to walk home with the girls, either: , I, Kay Fluharty, will my laugh to Junior Lew1s.' Don't laugh very much, please! I, Ernest Foster, will Dinah' to Floyd Dawson. I wish you lots of rhythmn, Tut I, Mar aret French, will my braids to Orpha Barnes. ' Page 7

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C- A- - ,Q Prophecy Ccon'tJ DOTS AND DASHES, AND LOTS OE FLASHES FROM BORDER TO BORDER, AND COAST TO COAST: Lincoln, Nebraska: Dr. la Verna Myers has just lost another patient making a total of 91 in the last two weeks, She is now sending her ambulance out to knock down pedestrians so that she can use them in her experiments. She has yet to save a patient. The last patient was Dorothy Hauge, Health expert, who was an old friend of Miss Myers. Chicago, Ill. Virgie Reid, self styled Maid of the West, and her slow moving laugh, have just been arrested for disturbing the sleeping beauty, Actress Charlotte Caley of the cast in nUncle Tom's Cabinn. Kansas City, Mo. Berniece Gott, writer of the Love lorn column of the Times and Star, and author of WHow to yin your man, and influence himn, has just received a letter from Countess Margaret French of Bala Bala, Africa. Miss French is in love for the forty-eighth time. This time the victim is Earl Hampshire, the well known model of Walt Disney's NJack and the Bean Stalkn. LHe's the bean stalk.D Los Angeles, California. Miss Virginia Clopton of the Los Angeles Social Register, appeared at the Trocadero escorted by Earnest Foster prominent football coach. Rumors are that they will soon middle aisle it. Your reporter in a late phone conversation with Miss Clopton, was assured by her that she must have yer nFLINGn before settling down. FLASH! Hollywood, Calif. Director Elver Stauffer of the RKO Picture Studios recently released the musical picture nBroadway Melodies of 19600 starring Virginia Shook, Lyric Soprano, and Harold Cartwright, Banjoist extraordinary. Midland Borneo. Mr. and Mrs. Everett Cannon arrived here yesterday Mr. Cannon is erecting a radio station--the first in Borneo. It will be station M. M. G. in honor of Mrs. Cannon, the former Miss Melba McGhee. Moscow, Russia. Keith Bonczkowski, the brilliant student cf the Stalin regime, recently announced that the so-called HGovernmentH of the Soviet Union will make a new law against ladies dresses being more than three inches from the floor. Comrade B. is Commisar of Street Cleaners. Flash! Chattanooga, Tenn. Mrs Phyllis Long Hitchway--widowed wife of Allan Hitchway, the defeated tennis champion of '56 passed away at her one room brick home on First Street. Burial will be in the County Cemetary west of Chattanooga. Flash!! Attention West Coast Editors! Dorothy Mossman just caught the 6:45 plane for Lordsburg, New Mexico, where she will wed her old sweetheart, Billy Clegg. Hamilton, Kansas. Mr. and Mrs. Grant Foster announce the marriage of their daughter, Margaret Wright, to Ben Cuger, President of The American Nuts and Bolts Factory. QMiss Wright was formerly his private Secretary.7 Flash! Van Buren, Arkansas. Sheriff Claude Shaffer, self-styled nDemon of the Ozarksn, has just apprehended Robert nFoo Lungn Mossman for the kidnapping of the well known aviatrix, Joy Tarrant! Saratoga, California--Miss Doella Ramsey was released from the sanitarium today. She was judged mentally incompetent in 1958 after making an unsuccessful attempt of suicide. Dr. Le Roy Covert, brain specialist of the sanitarium says her condition is much improved. Flash! Orvetta Short, convicted of the murder of Etta Brothers present day Marie Dressler, a patient at the Sagendorph Hospital where Miss Short was a nurse, was to-day transferred to Alcatrez to serve a life sentence. She is the only woman inmate of nThe Rock.n Agua Caliente. Della Christlieb, owner of the famous race horse nD1ps Doodlen was saddened today by his death. Howard Smith, veterinary, says the death was caused by a bad case of nepisud1c.u This concludes our news broadcast. Meanwhile the motto is still nNon Compos Mentusn or nKeep in touch with me-- Q5t::, I will leave you know!' Good night. Page 9