Hamilton High School - Hamiltonian Yearbook (South Hamilton, MA)

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TIE LAST WILL AND TSSTAiGNT OF THE CLASS OF ' f2 We the Class of 19 2, of the town of Hamilton, County of Essex, and State of llassachusetts , beinc of sound mind and memory, do hereby make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testament, hereby revoking any will or wills here — tof ore made by us . To I ' lr. Llanchard, we bequeath a large waste basket to throw away his many rules and regulations. They won’t be needed now that the Class of ’92 is leaving. To I ' Irs, Ramer, we leave a solemn promise that all future seniors will attend Career Day. To Hr. Martini, we bequeath all the records of The Parade of the Wooden Soldiers , to be used in gym class es. To Mrs. Houle, we will a large house for all those ex- pected children she’s been telling us about. To Mr. Johnson, we bequeath God Speed , and Don Voyage for his career in the Armed Forces. To Miss Austen, we will an abundant supply of ash trays for the leads who practice for the operettas at her house. To Mr. Cullen, we leave a mechanical broom that will automatically sweep the girls’ room while he waits outside the door. To Miss Eoswell, we promise to pay for all the unaccounted mild missing during the senior Imich periods. How ’bout it Angie and Elaine? To Miss Voia, we will a life time supply of bandaides to cover up her many golf blisters. To Miss Anderson, we bequeath silent, solemn, and serious little Tommy Sinkiewicz. ■ o lir. Gero, we will a solid gold miniature derrick to lift him off the floor after air raid drills. To Mr. Armstrong, we will a convertible motor scooter to get to chemistry classes on time after lunch. For Mr. Moyer, we liave built an indoor baseball diamond so that his team can play all the rained-out games. To Miss McKay, we, the Class of 1952, solemnly promise to leave to leavelll

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Joan Benfield leaves her knack of skipping school and getting away with it to Peter Tillson. Better luck next year, Peter , Janice Elenkhorn gives all her unopened bottles of hydro- gen peroxide to Glen Cook for future chemistry experiments. • o Betty Henley, Judith Bemiett leaves her long list of discarded boyfriends for use while Hank is in the service. To Beverly Horton, Ruth Crov ell bequeaths a lifetime per- mit to visit her sister at anytime. It will be quite convenient for Beverly. Angie Dagresta leaves her skill at charming all boys to Haney Dodge, To Lob I enley and Charles Cook, Judith Davis bequeaths a private bus line to ride to school. This v ill repay them for transporting Judy all year. Donald Grant will Smokey”, his faithful pup, to Shirley Semons to keep a certain Flying Horse Farm boy away from Fissox Street. Sylvia Grant wills her many spare dollars to Ted Johnson and John Carter to pay all Varsity Club debts. If there is any left over ' ; they can use it to buy sweaters. To meek Raymond Jones, Stanley usoski bequeaths his medi- cine chest to build up his vim and vitality. Lobby Gates wills a large machine gun to watch-dog Lloyd Cann, to cut down any male trespassers on the Sander’s property. Thomas Henley wills to Eleanor Kurd his valuable tips on hov; to get by without doing any work. Everlasting slim Bill Humphrey leaves his body building course to rugged luth liesscr. Frankie Johnson leaves his D.A. and all his worn-out suedes to Lionel Fooler. Bobby McFarland promises free and speedy rides on Saturday niglits to Norwood Arena to all racing fans, — if his car lasts that long 1 1 Elaine Hoad reveals the secret of how to throw attendence slips into the wastebasket while working in the office to Alice Dolliver. Maybe more will get away with skipping class this way. Ronnie Moroney leaves his car along with his cassonova talents to Harold ‘lien and Melvyn T’ood so that they will get a good start in the puppy love life.