Hamilton High School - Hamiltonian Yearbook (South Hamilton, MA)

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g it ion 8 We bequeath to Mr. llondolaohn an adding ua chine eo all the runs kvhich his thriving baseball team makes this year may be calculate if ithout difficulty. Section 9 To I.Iiss Schoulor, wo lo ' -.vo several gallons of molasses so pupils will be able to enjoy sweetened beans during the sugar short- age. Section 10 To Hr. Dunn, our cheerful janitor, wo leave a school full of cooperative students v;ho v;ill carefully scrape their feet before entering the building, thus leaving Mother Earth in the great out- of-doors where she belongs. Section 11 To the school building, v;e leave escalators to eliminate the enormous traffic congestion on staii-e while passing betv een classea VJhilo those escalators are being 5nri ailed, wo v ill see that the traffic officers are provided v ith billies, and traffic whistles to help direct the traffic. ARTICLE III Section 1 John Cullity walls his book, ' Mlow to Flay the Infield , or Three High Balls and One Long Bat , to Roger Martin, so that Rc r can be next year ' s baseball star. Section 2 Armstrong leaves his distinguished position of Cl£?.ss President to Paul Pooler; that is, if p.:.ul thinks he can fill Jimmie’s shoes. (Size 11) Section 3 Anita Wass and DorotJiy She.; of Amalgamated Giggles, Inc, leave their continual snickers to Gl-cys Palm; but, Gladys, don ' t laugh too hard in class, or 3 ou ' ll b.j laughing after class, as well. Section 4 Dana Perkins leaves his oratorical s]cill to Doan Fowler not that FoT . ler doesn’t talk enough, but a certain aptitude is renuired Section 5 Winni ' ' Si” tt k lo-ves his books, How to Drive a J odel T , to Section 6 Emily V etson, our Class Treasurer, leaves her monetary negotiations to Rob- ert Ma cRae. Bobby being Scotch, one ma.y be sure no money will slip through his fingers.

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rr,r ; J.. AfiTICLF I C Section 1 Know all men by these present, that we, the S ' Wjior Class c£.,! Hamilton Ili h School, situated, in the southern part of Ear.iiJ. ton, in j the County of Essex, in the State o-i Lassachusett s, do declare the I following to be our last w: 11 and testament. j t Section 2 Also, v e, who are about to leave this school in the full pos- session of sound and ’well- trained minds, prepared by tedious and I profound study, do proclaim all former wills, documents, and decla- rations made by us null and void. ' liiough o ' .i.r estate be small, ’we bequea.th to those, hereby inecrlLiod this will, our possession ' of wealth, character, an ' ’ beauty, and do hope that profit vi ill be gained from our namerous i.iista] :es . AKTiOLE II Section 1 7e le ave to ilr. V’ass our deep gratitude for his cooperation and profound understanding of the students. Section 2 lb Mr, Malone v e bequeath a book of matches so he may readily touch off those Caesar Pads with which so many of us Seniors strug- gled. Section 3 To Mrs. Boyd we les.ve a double supply of book-report note- books, so the Juniors may write their reports O NCE A Vi EEK instead of jonce a month] 7e also leave her a tor. of coiriL:ic:.s to pass out to {Sophomores so they ma.y become v oll-bred Seniors and have no punc- Ituation errors in their compositions. is ection 4 ' -i- ' o Miss Edivondson, wo leave an alarm clock so she may have no trouble in timing the speed tests. Section 5 We leave Mr, ChasG better and ..ore understanding classes v ho will readily grasp and muster his formulas, theories, and corol- laries, I I •lection 6 I ToJ.Iiss Herndon, wo leave reformed class of students v;ithout jJack Chisholm and Edv ard. Lan thorn, i |Section 7 j 1 g will to Mr, Wales an extension ladder to facilitate his fi ' Umerous trips to t]’c observ. ' ' ' tion roof. 0

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(section 7 Martha Cunningham leaves her ior who is as quiet? restrained? and gossip placid? to any needy J m--i Section 8 Stanley Allen bequeaths his bicyo7i-e to Sid Meyer who is badly in need of a more practical vehicle Section 9 Donald Sanford leaves his musical talent to Donald Duclow, the iruit Store clerk. The song, “Yes, We have no Bananas, would come Ln handy there--especially at the present war price of these delec - table fruits Section 10 Rita Pooler leaves her cheer and mirth to Don Child, the “Scrooge of »43 Section 11 Doris Thimmcr and Mary Schofield leave their ability to date soldiers to Eva Wilson who Isn t doing so badly hersolf, but she still lacks a few pointers v hich those girls v ill gladly pass on to ler. Section 12 Henry Jackson leaves his huntiiig license to David Crowoll . Da VO has been a woman-killor for years but has never had a license Section 13 Ursula MacDonald bequeaths all her boyfriends to Dorothy Paulk- aer Ursula modestly stated that she was really glad to be rid of them. Section 14 Charlotte Stanley loaves her diot book to Gloria Bcllcvao, Section 15 Sally Porter wills hor mithomatical knowlodgo to Betty Richards ,, ;iomc work isn’t hard if you ' ve got the connections. Section 16 Doris Truo leaves hor knowlodgo of history to Rae Cavanaugh who knows quite a lot about dates herself. Section 17 Mary Dewar and Ruth Horn leave thoir rustic environments to Eraeline Sprague v;ho would like to move out of the city. Section 18 John Dolliver loaves his chemical researches to Ebba Anderson with hopes that the roof of the school stays on - uiitil observation Is over anywayr Section 19 Robert Martin sji’t used to congested wills his areas lone seat in Math,, to Joan Adams who a nV