Hamilton High School - Hamiltonian Yearbook (South Hamilton, MA)

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The Hamiltonian 23 Jokes Ralph Tuck: “Are you afraid of bugs?” Harriet Cushman: “No, I feel per- fectly safe with you.” Cop: “Hey, didn’t I signal you to stop? Do you want to lose your li- cense?” Grace Powers: “April Fool! I have no license.” Mr. Payne : “When is the best time for examinations in this class?” Bill Moore: “Next Sunday.” George Dunn: “In Scotland they don’t hang a man with a wooden leg.” Roger Barron: “Why not?” George: “They use rope.” “Mother,” cried Goofus Hansbury, home from school, “I have learned punctuation today.” Mother: “How is it done?” Arthur: “Why, when you write ‘hark’ ! you put a hat-pin after it ; and when you ask a question you put a button hook.” Ed. Beliveau: “Want to go on a slaying party?” Jim. Gildart: “Yeah, who are we gonna slay first?” Louise Moulton : “Before reaching Mrs. Boyd’s class I used to say ‘Don’t count your chickens before they hatch’. Now I say. Don’t attempt to enumerate the progeny of the feather biped before the process of incubation is completed.” Johnny Dunn: “I just thought of a good joke.” Pat MacRae: “Aw, get your mind off yourself.” Ben Robertson: “I’ve just shot a dog.” Joe Back: “Was he mad?” Ben: “Well, he wasn’t pleased.” Bradley Dolliver: “You’ve been out with worse looking fellows than I, haven’t you?” No answer. Brad: “I said, you’ve been out with worse looking fellows than I, haven’t you?” Kitty Cracknell : “I heard you the first time. I was trying to think.” Eileen Armstrong: “A girl just told me I looked like you.” Dot. Bishop: “Where was she? I’d like to knock her block off.” Eileen : “I killed her.” Mr. Payne: “Is that statement I just gave you true or false?” Erickson: “Yes.” Example of an overworked teach- er: Mr. Walton trying to say Missis- sippi. The Juniors are wondering if Bill Moore has found out yet who wrote Franklin’s “Autobiography”.

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24 The Hamiltonian Durdett BusinessTraining Courses for Young Men: Business Administration and Accounting, as preparation for sales, credit, financial, office management and accounting positions. College grade instruction. Open to High School Graduates • Courses for Young Women: Executive Secretarial, Stenographic Secretarial, also Finishing Courses, as preparation for promising secretarial positions. Individual advancement. Open to High School Graduates • Courses for Young Men and Young Women: General Business, Book Summer Sessions keeping. Shorthand and Typewriting, as preparation for general Begin July 1st business and office positions. open to High School Graduates Previous commercial training not required for entrance. F. H. BURDETT. President 74 MT. VERNON STREET, LYNN, MASS. TEL. JACKSON 234 LYNN Send for Illustrated Catalog Burdett College Fall Sessions Begin September 3d PRESCRIPTION T ake one ounce of Backbone, two ounces of Energy, three drams of Gumittion, a pound of Thrift, and dissolve with ten grains of Concen- trated Spirit and you have Success. TWELVE THINGS TO REMEMBER 1. The Value of Time 2. The Success of Perseverance 3. Pleasure of Working 4. The Dignity of Simplicity 5. The Worth of Character 6. The Power of Kindness 7. The Influence of Good 8. The Obligation of Duty 9. The Wisdom of Economy 10. The Virtue of Patience 11. The Improvement of Talent 12. The Joy of Originating. .rrULETIC SUPPLIES EUR A EE SPORTS JAMES W. BRINE CO. Incorporated Ladies Attention - Save Money Don’t throw away your old shoes. H ave them repaired by the up-to- date New Process No Nail s No Sewing at JIM CLEMENO’S SHOP SOUTH HAMILTON MASS. All Work Guaranteed PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS