Hamilton High School - Hamiltonian Yearbook (South Hamilton, MA)

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14 THE HAMILTONIAN THE WASHINGTON TRIP Continued from page 12 the Bureau of Printing and Engraving, where we cast envious eyes on twenty- dollar bills, the Pan-American Build- ing, and finally the White House, where we were granted the privilege of meet- ing President Coolidge. Tues day afternoon was spent exam- ining the Museums and Smithsonian Institute. Early Wednesday morning we left for New York City. Wednesday after- noon we toured the city reviewing all the important buildings. As I have said before the tour was a decided success and despite the vast amount of expense the trip entails, it is extremely beneficial from an educa- tional viewpoint. R. Saulnier. SELLMAN’S FILLING STATION T exaco Products TIRES TUBES ACCESSORIES Greetings to ROBERT ROBERTSON COMPANY The Class of 1925 BARRY STUDIO SALEM, MASS Compliments of MRS. A. W. CLARK AGNES L. MOYNIHAN BEAUTY SHOP Main Street Arlington Avenue SOUTH HAMILTON SO. HAMILTON, MASS.

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Smiles We Pass Along Hic “Thish match won’t light.” “Washa madda with it?” “I dunno. It lit all right a minute ago.” The Woman Motorist When a wild and pop-eyed driver Shoots his auto down the street, He can make the public step about On light and nimble feet; He can make the boldest tremble, He can make the bravest quail. But they say “the female driver Is more deadly than the male.” Salesmen may be gracious and cheer- ful and yet lack knowledge of the goods they are expected to sell. This is a handicap to good salesmanship. A story is told of a genial storekeeper in Central Ohio whose education in sell- ing was of the kindergarten variety. A customer came in and asked for a little cheesecloth. The storekeeper disappeared, but came back lugging a large specimen of a New York cheese. “Here’s the cheese,” he said, “but I’ll be ding- busted if I know how I’m goin’ to get the cloth olfen it!” — Los Angeles Times. “All aboard,” called the conductor as the train prepared to leave the station. “Hold on boss!” called a feminine voice, “wait till ah gets mah clothes on !” Six cars full of passengers thrust their heads out of windows and craned their necks expectantly. They saw a negro mammy struggling on with a basket of laundry. The Faster the Further Teacher — Rastus, what animal is most noted for its fur? Rastus — De skunk. De more fur you gets away from him de better it is fer you. Mike was passing Pat’s house out in Kansas and saw Pat with three heavy coats on, painting his house on a hot summer day. He asked Pat if he was cold, and Pat said, “No, but the color card said to put on three coats to get the best results.” What Happened Then Husband — This tomato soup tastes just like my mother used to make. Wife — I’m glad to hear it. You have never said before that anything of mine was as good as your mother’s. She was a fine cook, I suppose? Husband — Yes, there was only one thing she couldn’t make properly. Wife — What was that? Husband — Tomato soup. Why Not Wait “Here! What do you mean by feed- ing that kid yeast cakes.” “Oh, he just swallowed fifty cents of mine and I’m trying to raise the dough.” Bowers — What are you doing with that rope around your neck? John — I’m going to hang myself. Bowers — Well, why don’t you get off the chair? John — I’ll choke.

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THE THREE WORLD FAMOUS Tobler Swiss Chocolate Specialties TOBLERIDO — “The Fashionable Swiss Chocolate for discriminating palates.” TOBLERONE — “A perfect blend : almonds and honey in Swiss Milk Chocolate.” NIMROD — “A tasty restorer of energy ; Swiss Milk Chocolate with crushed malt biscuit.” C. H. KNOWLES CO. Depot Square SOUTH HAMILTON Cook with FUELITE GAS DEMONSTRATIONS AT W. B. CHASE’S PLUMBING SHOP A Specialty of SILK UNDERWEAR FOR GRADUATION at THE BOSTON STORE Compliments of the T»TT1 Nellie Goodridge