Hamilton Collegiate Institute - Vox Lycei Yearbook (Hamilton, Ontario Canada)

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84 VOX 'Glass- Say, Grandpa, arg we descend- ants of monkeys? Grandpa- Why, no. Our people came from XVales. R. BeattyA Did you see that Scotty McCrimmon was found unconscious in Pantages? La Penotiere-t'How's that? R. Beatty- Well, the doctor said a joke had pierced his brain. ROOM II-A Excused-- Helen Haylock, for writing notes to Murray Smith, in Room --? Madge Binkley, for having to be moved to fron-t of the room. Lillian Feaver, for not remembering to remember her book. May Pope, for holding hands with the wrong person, when she Was out on Hallowe'en. Mother- Did you have company last night? 'Gladys Cooke- Yes, one of the girls. Mother- 'Well, tell her when you see her, that she left her tobacco pouch. ROOM II-B Miss Branden-t'Do you live in an apart- mentllf' A. Smith- Yes, suite one. Miss Braden-'fSir! U Cook said that, the reason that thc H. C. I. was a learned place, was, that most people took some learning there, and few brought any away with them, -and so it accumulated. Mr. Gillan- Booth, what is the dif- ference between lightning an-d elec- trinity? BoothN'tVVell, you don't have to pay for lightning. LYCEI Christmas, 1923 Ode to the Radio Club. In a tomb far, far away, There lies a record writ in clay, And until just recently, No light of day -his tomb did see. This 1'ecord cut in bas-relief, Is too long to be told in fully . I set down here an outline brief, To let you know of my belief. Olk King Tut, Was a, Radio Nut, A Radio Nut was heg He called for his set, And he yelled, By Heck! As he looked at his programm-ee. Old King Tut Put his phones on his nut, And tuned till he got V. T. He callde for his Wife, He called for his child, To listen to a good stor-ee. Old King Tut Is as dead as ia nail, As dead as a nail is he. But though he is dead, With no phones on his head, Phones on our heads have we. Now you can see from this brief tale, That the Radio's not so newg And if this story 's not believed, I'll try and prove it's true. For, go to that fair n1onarch's tomb, And read upon the Wall p The story of those past great men Who worked with areals tall. -Harold Corniield, I. C. I bathed in the Hot Springs, last sum- mer. Did you ever bathe in a famous spring? Yes, I bathed in the spring of '9'9. OUR BATTLE CRY. Phi, Ki, Si, Kappa. Lama Pi! A. I. Protos, Protos H. C.-I. Hiek-a-racka, hook-a-racka, bim-boom-bah! Boom-a-laeka, hip-a-cracka, rah, rah, rah! Shibim, shiboom, shibim-booln-bah! Hamilton Collegiate! Rah, rah, rah!

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