Hamilton Collegiate Institute - Vox Lycei Yearbook (Hamilton, Ontario Canada)

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Christmas, 1923 VOX Sammie and Sadie are our two imperial midgets. Ching XVO11 Long and Ching Fon Fuey, Started i11 to eat. Chop Suey. They ate and ate until they died- Did they eoinmit Chop Sueyside? He iiunked i11 Latin, failed i11 French. We heard 'him sadly hiss: I'd like to find the guy who said That ignorance is blissfl ROOM X. Miss Cline- Do you mean to say I use too much face powder? Miss Richardson- You ought to join the plasterers' unio11.', Davis Cas Vila releases Riehmondj- What Was he doing to you? Richmond- I guess he was trying to make cider out of my Adam 's apple. Porter- Ever heard of airplane poison? Thomas- No, What is it? Porter- One drop is fatal. Clerk- This book will do half your work. Guest- Gimme two, quick. First Youth- She's a fine girl-brains enough for two! Second Ditto- She's just the girl for you, then, Thomas. ROOM XI. We have a teacher, sad to say, Who says, All through, the livelong day. We 'hope when the exams. come nigh He'll say, All through, not failed, or try, Then when in heaven St. Peter Waits To close the airy golden gates, This shall be said in judgment true, He was very, very good, all through. QApologies to Mr, Daniels.j LYCEI 75 Elliot-I onee loved a girl and she made a fool out of ine. Miss Allan- My, what a lasting im- pressiou some people make. Violets are blue, roses are red, And the hair won 't stay combed on Her- cules' head. Miss Virtue- Mr. Kenyon, I might do 1ny Latin hoinework tonight. Mr. Kenyon- Yes, might is right. ROOM XIII. Old Man- Here, you boy, don't you know you Sl10lllLlIlllZ he therc fishing? You should be at school. Iiillins- There, now, I knew I had forgotten something. Mr. Armstrong fan enthusiast about regular attendanccl- Attendance good today. No one absent but Budge. Let us hope he is sick. Teacher- How was iron discovered? Miss McFarlane- Well, I've heard pa say they smelt it. Why, PI11lglOll,m said the teacher, What makes your hair so red? I've just had scarlet fever, And it settled in my head. Mr. F1'0GIllll1l-!rIIClllg', give the prin- cipal parts of oceidof' Heilig Cas he glances tenderly at Miss Stephensl- O Kiddo, O Kiddearie, O Kissu, O Kissunif' Room 13 Want Ads. 1. Wanted-A room 'by a gentleman with double doors. 2. Wanted-A nian to take care of a horse who can talk German. 3. Wanted-A dog by a little boy, with pointed cars. 4. Wanted-A boy who can open oysters with references. 5. Wanted-A nice mattress by an old woman full of feathers.

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CHRISTMAS JESQQKS 5 Chums , Boys' Own , Girls' Own , Herbert Strang's Annual , Bla.ckie's Boys' Annual , h'Ca.nadian Boys' Annual , Ca,na.dia.n l Girls' Annual , and hundreds of interesting books for boys and girls. ii ooME IN AND SEE THEM. is A. c. TURNBULL l 51-53 KHNG ST. W. l REG. 658 HAM1L'1'oN, ONT. Q Wy FOR CHRISTMAS -Q N X N i A BOX OF . S Rosem a rv OLDE FASHIONED HOME-MADE CANDIES Sugar owl Candy Shops ' H AMILTON Z i i l I GIFTS THAT LAST At a. price you can afford to pay E DIAMONDS WATCHES l CLASS PINS l JOHN C. DIGGINS Opposite Terminal Station SMITH-MORTON OPTICAL CO. Ltd. i 66 King St. East 2 Doors from Post Office EYES EXAMINED STUDENTS-Take Care of Your Eyes. PHONE R. 6635 N l f