Hamilton Collegiate Institute - Vox Lycei Yearbook (Hamilton, Ontario Canada)

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Christmas, 1923 VOX LYCEI -,. xiii!! Wm id! Q' pdjhvmas Q 0 uunlqly ' ' Q-55? uufiluluivunul-nl -. 3 A ,z,i,..Bf fl , ff - V I fg:i'5Lff N. JA. ,lflrl 5' , yd! XX gl we H Tlfifgfgd -349 h 7 , K' A' z Q ' A svecnvorr :view or we FIRST TECH- wrt. - 'I A -1 GIRL CAN BE GAY . mv-xi! Y IWTED LL Bu-r THE sum. womn wnlLE 'HR GMLEQY IS THE sum WHO cm srme WHEN YDULRE TAKING HER Home ON mf TRQLLEY. 1 , 7 rg? xi ni' A , 1 1 1 rm' sift :5l?Ff' ' . 'JH' ' -'-+-L--1- THE sEceNo mmf- comms mmm Ann ' - w.fAEY SERVWQ 1-EA TG Tne QLnDm1-gps if 11162 V - I' ' L Q . ' f - I i r 1 I a -'F' BUS 'UM SHEIK HUNTER SIMPLY CDULDNT 'BE PERDUADED T0 DANCE WITN We , CNRS AT THE BRAHPTUFN DANCE Qs ? f ff I RYKKKXQQ J. X HQXXXXXQXXXKKXXY 'S f Q 1 6 W Jx JB ! 1 l I x f , ll x1mxxxxxxtxXIXS , L.. ggg HTHEWILD Bum. wuo HAS SEEN HER ww: HER HAND E PAHPASMD OR AT THE wmnbw SEEN HER STAND OFF' HER Pownzavurr HELD IN usa HAND f2QLuff'LTFf,fE0B'M':xA Qu- -i lHlunllQnmk V .. , mu-if llllIi M...--J' 'W 1 Il ! ' uuuumunnumuuumul rllllll L v IWIIIIIWWWWWWWH mu , 4 Xmllmnnnwnumlll' llIlll IIL .mu Iv- F-X' 1 5, i i' E-q Vlllllll 'lllllf 'um' nf E, d Q 3 A -' f I - qyf 'Q 5' If Q, ....... 1 M - X g mmum1unlllllIl1 ' W Y M 'f MH 'A ... :Im . fx ll'Iilll11 s' 'X fi? +5 f f ffm WW ,' .A - f x T' M W 'N Y n 1-Hg Lone AND SHORT OF THE RUGBY Tim HYMYERS wo SGUIB NEILL Posi Fon THE CAMERA, HELLO rams Us Hrmnn-rf Q, Twar-Wscnx THE 0 PREMDLNT or . ' -' A - x wen ,TH - X THE LADY Aa SHE 5 CAKNHT. QM? BUT .WE SMH l MGE SOULDLJT DEDKCATED 'rox ETHEL S, I-OSS WF'3N'T nor-neo we curxvurfl ' . WWTYIOUT NQY

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Christmas, 1923 VOX LYCEI 73 What makes the butter bad?'l he asked, And pushed away the stuff. Because, said she, when it was cream It wasn't whipped enoughf, Murray Qentering Counaughtj- Here, are you the manager of this hotel? I Manager- Well, I thought I was till you came in. ROOM V. Little granddaughter to Flynn, seventy years hence- Grandpa, were you in the ark? VVhy no, dear, gasped the astonished granddaddy. Granddaughter's eyes grow large and round with wonder. Then why weren't you drowned? The pupils of Room 5 suggest that the Board of Education stretch a net under the Domestic Science Room window to keep articles of eatables from being dashed to death on the pavement below. An engineer says that the usual life of a locomotive is thirty years. Perhaps it would live longer if it didnlt smoke so much. ROOM VI. Seeing as how Hallowe'en is over, we would advise Ogg to take of his wig. Mr. Clarke was taking up a history lesson, and had been talking about Lloyd George. 'Suddenly he turned to a small lad: Kirkpatrick, who lived in Wales? Kirkpatrick, after his sudden awaken- ing- Jonah, sir. Robbins Qwho had just come into the grand-standj- Hello, Evans, did you see who was taking the tickets? Evans- No, Who? Robbins-ffAh! Ha! I thought that you had jumped the fence again. He- For two cents I'd kiss you! She- Can you change a nickelllu What is your favorite hymn, dear? The one that you just chased over the fence, pa. I could eat you, fatheadf' W'ell, you would have more brains in your stomach than you ever will in your head. ROOM VII. Mr. Houghton- How is it that when I come in the room I always find you idle? Shaver- It must be those rubber soles you 're wearing. Visitor- How old are you? VVaddcll-Eleven, sir. Visitor- What are you going to be? VVaddell-' ' Twelve, sir. Seen in the daily paper: Dou't kill your wife! Let us do your dirty work! -C-ity Laundry. One winter's day a very bow-legged tramp called at a house to warm 'himself at the kitchen stove. The little boy of the 'house looked at him carefully and said: Say, mister, you'd better stand back, you 're warping. Michael O'Flannigan, to his horse which refuses to get up after falling: Well, of all the lazy spalpeens. Gat up, or Oi 'll drive right over yez! ROOM VIII. New arrival in trenches- And where do I go when this shelling starts? Sandy-t'Laddie, that all depends on your religious opinions. I dreamed last night that I proposed to a beautiful girl, Nix confided. And what did I say? she queried, breathlessly. She- Last night I told him I didn't want to see him any more. Robertson- Well, what did he do? She- Turned out the lightsf' ROOM IX. Miss Hubbs- Do you understand French? Walters- Yes, when it is spoken in English.