Hamilton Collegiate Institute - Vox Lycei Yearbook (Hamilton, Ontario Canada)

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Easter X' O X Ii Y 4' E I 1921 JR. THIRD FGRIVI OLIVE BROWN, Representative. Roberts flooking disconsolatel- l ask- ed if l could see her home. Bell- Well, what did she say? Roberts- She said, 'Why certainly: l will lend you a picture of it.' Hall fat I2 p.x.J- Gosh, it's raining. lVliss Lees- Well take Dad's umbrella and perhaps he won't mind your coming back, so much. Nellie fell down the elevator, Wasn't found till ten days later. All the neighbors said: Gee whizl What a spoiled child Nellie is lVlr. Barnes- I want to buy the cheap- est watch you have for Ralph. jeweller- l'm afaird l can't guarantee the cheap ones to keep good time.' lVlr. Barnes- Oh, that doesn't matter, as long as he can open the case.' Bowskill-- l swallowed a clove last night and was scared to death l'd choke. Barrie- Yea: they always take my breath away, too. Harris fgoing into Arcade,- ls the buyer in? Smart Clerk- No, but the cellar is down stairs. Look out for the furnace for the fire escapes. Mr. lVlcCarvin- C-urvey, who arrested john Wilkes? Curvey fafter whispered helpj- Gem eral Warrant, sir. Bell, said Mr. Marshall, what are you laughing at? Oh, nothing, answered Bell. Well you'd better get your hat and go home: we can't have people here who laugh at themselves. Beuglass- Barry you're a- Barry- Say that again and 1'll knock you down. Beuglass- Consider it said again. Barry- Consider yourself knocked down then, Sayings of our Question Manufactur- erszn lVlr.Price1 Now you'll take a trip downstairs. Mr. Armstrong- Barry, do you know this theorem? Mr. Simpson- Any difficulties in the home-work? Mc. lVlcCarvin-Ulf it wasn't for the British navy - Mr. Foucar- All right, my man, up to the board. Mr. Freeman- For goodness sake, stop this silly giggling. Roberts-- How can l stir the fire with- out disturbing Butlefs singing? Bell-nohl between the bars, of course. T-l SAITH A wise old owl Sat in an oak, And the more he heard The less he spoke. The less he spoke The more he heard, Why can't Miss Fletcher Be like that bird? 'TWAS EVER THUS To buy her presents, his cash he spent, And her words of thanks were sweeter than honey. But when he had squandered his last red cent, She married a youth who had saved his money.

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Easter V O X HO0DOO THEY MEAN? Lives of actors all remind us, We can sometimes be the rage, And retiring leave behind us, Fruit and eggs upon the stage. Smye fsweetly as they sip their tea to- getherj- lsn't this tea delicious? Miss Burkholder- Yes, l like to take tea with a little lemon.' Coleman made love to Miss Walker Like Punch made love to Judy. But the funniest love l ever saw made Was when McCullough made love to a cutie. LIZ WALKER'S HYMN Lives of football men remind us, We can write our names in blood, And retiring leave behind us Half our faces in the mud. fTune, Shall We Cather at the River?j. Some students are always behind in their studies so that they may pursue them. Mummery-ul spent nine hours on my geometry last night. Mr. Armstrong- How so? Mummery- I put it under the mattress and slept on it. Stranger- ls there any play-ground at your school? Miss Cordon-- A few cases of small- pox. -fThink this overj. Lightstone-'il see that bananas are said to be a brain food. Woods- Yes, but first you must have brains to feed.' Matteson fto conductor on street carl - At which end of the car do l get off? Conductor fpolitelyj- Whichever end you like, sir. They both stop. L Y lf E I 19221 We had a fine clock given to us this Christmas, said Beatty. One evening we went for a short walk and when we came back we found the clock - Cone? interjected Baxter, excitedly. Not quite, explained Beatty, calmly, but we found it going. Gardener- This is a tobacco plant in full flower. Elliot- How very interesting. How long will it be before the cigars and cigar- ettes are ripe?' Ignorance, remarked tiny Miss Aitchi- son, they say is bliss. Oh, that accounts for it, then, said Mr. Collins, that contented, happy look you usually wear. When you're angry count a hundred, That is wisdom, so they say, For it gives the chap you're mad at, Lots of time to get away. fTeachers of T-4 are earnestly requested to read this poeml. Sally Brennan- Am l on the right road for Oakville? Rustic- O yes, you're on the right road, but you're going the wrong way... Hope springs eternal in the student's breast, There may be care-fare in last summer's vest. Mr. McGee- Hold your tongue when you're told.' Miss MacDonald-'il can't. lt's too slippery. Mr. Marshall- What do we know about 'Force?' We know the reactions, the results, but do we know the thing it- self? Can we see it? Has anyone pres- ent seen it? Miss jones- Yes, sir, a police force. G9