Hamburg High School - Echoes Yearbook (Hamburg, NY)

Text from Pages 1 - 84 of the 1925 volume:

Behieatinn 'din nur hearlg helnueh English leather fllhlrs. Svimmnns wha has sn willinglg suppnrieh us in all we have unhertaken ahh mhn has su faithfullg helpeh us in tenth nur present gnal, we hu gratefullg hehitate this hunk. i w 1 1 I W i I W 1 I MRS. SIMMONS! i THE SENIOR CLASS The Lazy! L6d7J6X,, Snninr Annual qf ffze HAMBURG HIGH SCHOOL 'E' PUBLISHED BY 231112 0112155 nf 1525 HAMBUIQG HIGH SCHOOL HAMIZURG, NEW YORK THE STAFF Editor in Chief Literary Editor Assistant . Alumni Editor . Assistant . News Editor . Assistant . Music . . . Assistant . Art Editor . Assistant . Athletic Editor . Business Manager Assistant . one Staff Advertising Manager . . . . Assistant , . Evalyn Reed Janet MacDonald . Nancy Yates . Ellen Tooley . Ruth O'Day . Helen Seelbach . Helen Foote . Madeline Smith Dorothy VVeber . Roland Coe Georgia Crocker Clarence Colt' ey . Richard Lester . Harry Kerr Herman Seelbach Margaret Stearns Circulation Manager . . Millard Pierce Assistant . . . . Sidney McAllister Joke Editor . . Norris NVhite Pug 8 1' -Llinarh nf ifihumtrnn H R Strateme1er Mrs H V Slpprell C Johnson Mrs D C P1erce E Haskell R O Beatty H VV C' l1uI'Cl1 Mrs D C Plcrce T F leach D1 Alvlhl Lo1d Qfitrerz XV Church Pres1dent ice P1 esulent Clerk Nlechcal Inspecto1 An Apprerratrun Now as we are about to reach the last Illllt stone IH our Hlbll Qchool course we pause fO1 a moment to look back oy er the path It was a hard chmb won only by p61Sf,lC13.llCC' made easler 111 places by tht ald of others Tl1e Board of EduC3t10l1 has done much to hclp us attalll our goal and we are deeply gratcful The Boa1d has ws orkzd untlrlngly ln our behalf and We reahze tl1e debt WlllCll we shall for ey er owe them The new school, our splendld corps of teachms, the many modern educat1onal ads antages, were posslble only through the efforts of our Board It was tor our beneht th t all thls effort was made The SCH101 Class of 19?5 xx 1ll ew er feel deepest 31Jp1'PCI3t1OIl for all that the B0a1d of Educatxon has done for them Page exght . , AV. , b . . . ' L. . . . ' H. . T .. .1 'D ......... V in Tc 4. V 4 nuocan A. . .I C D i E. A. Van Pelt .......... Truancy' Officer 1 A . y . .W L E I Y y u x v 1 V? A ' 1 . y 3 , ' V I ' , THE FACL LTX 5 'GLI12 Allarultg an the NAME N It KNAMIL FAVORITE SAYING Mr Harr1s Prot So We find a s1tuat1on llke us Mr Harkness Archle VVhat s the matter W1th you people? Mrs Sxmmons SIIHHIIC Pay your money and take your Ch01L6 Mrs Ueblacker Nenno Ive ot to o Flght home and et my husbands supper Mrs Howe Marty I can t push you through MISS C3lk1DS Aunt I ottle Come on people youll be late for class M1ss Sanborn 'Shorty I want the study hall qulet M1ss Kenyon Bobby study hall ple lse keep qu1et'7 NIr SW1f t a bwutt Students Cooperate ' Mr Loth Charhe Due to the tact Consequently M1ss Sm1th eaches Ast the Freshmen boys Mr BISIIOIJ Hank Hurry up boys Mr Howe Ar Fake that gum out of your mouth M1ss Webster Betty All rlghtl M1ss Skmner B ub YVe vsont 5,0 on unt1l the room 15 qulet M1ss Morton IS lou base no t1me to waste Get busy' 1 ag len 1 1 1 4 Y Y A 2 - ' . . . V ' GG ' 99 X . . tl . ,, ' cs 3, - CG ' S! ' 9, GG ' 66 Y' ' 73 I Y . . . Y , i U . cs as H , Q g . L ' gl s .97 C6 V93 GG 3 Y 99 GH 9 - - cc ' as 1 , A 93 - cc as gg . ,, L IK ' I ' - 66 ,, Wlll the boys 1n the back of the , ' sa . . . - ef 3 ' ' ' vv as as 1 . I ' I . CG ' 99 C6 ' 39 - cs , as - - acl? 99 cc 1 99 ' if J, ss as ' 9 GLY J C Gi 55 ' t 57 - 54 as 4: - . as GG 3 , ' - ' as ss ' 7 I -, - as 1 ' HS- as H Y - ' 7 . . D! ' e Sentara Sven EIIPII1 FAVORITE OCCUPATION XVHAT THEY ARE WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN Fishing and eating Supervising Principal Comedian Keeping order in study hall Principal of Senior High school-Teacher of history Farmer Bossing Simmie and talking Teacher of English III and IV Preacher YVinking Teacher of Algebra and Ger- man Suffragette Cooking for Arthur Teacher of Higher Math. Saleswoman Driving the Ford Teacher of Latin Detective Giggling Teacher of English I and II Chorus girl Taking the roll in the Study Hall Teacher of Homemaking Movie actress Teaching Civics Teacher of Civics Principal of Junior High Sheriff Trying to make a date with Miss Sanborn Teacher of Physics and Chemistry Sultan flfiemember his harem in Washingtonj Scouting Teacher of Biology Milkmaid Fishing Teacher of Manual Training Missionary Chasing gym skippersv Teacher of Physical Training Acrobat . . Teacher of French and Smiling S . Governess pamsh Riding bicycle Teacher of Music Prima donna of an orphan asylum Dieting Teacher of Drawing Matron Page eleven Alumni 1868 1910 other school was butlt It stlll stands back of Emerltngs store Nzneteen years later u buzldzng was erected at the cost o 814 000 School was organlzed tn 1891 with C W Richards as prtnclpal, three teachers and ezghty one puptls Thts was known as Hamburg Academy and Unlon School When the actlttles 0 the butldlng ptctured above became madequate tn 1910 the butldtng at the rtght known as Hamburg Hugh and Unton School 1925 Page Iwelvc Qamhurg Arahemg anh Hntnn Srhnnl The proverbml lzttle red schoolhouse may have been found tn almost any small communtty tn the early 801: and Whzte s Corners was not to be outdone Plans were latd for the first school whtch was butlt near the stte of the present Catholtc Church The tdea of educatmg a chlld at publtc expense had not then been concetved, and each patron was compelled mstead to brtng etther quarter 0 a cord of wood for the school or to pay twenty five cents In 1849 an 19 2m tttes carrted on tn this edzfice have been so e lclently admtnzstered that Hamburg, schools have won an envtable reputation throughout Western New York The un usual growth of thts school has agaln necessltated the erecnon of a larger butldmg, The new bulldtng shown at the left, modern and complete lll ever respect, adapted to all school actlvttles and to many communtty uses, a monument to the sptrzt of lzducatzon lll Hamburg, wzll be ready for occupancy m .beptember 1920 4. ' 66 ' !5 E . . X , M ss - s ,sa . . . U f , . , . E f 3 I Y -I . . -, y . . I . , l . . s was erected. For fifteen years the activ- lfl--19 f K K ,i - 5- I l n .V A I , . . ' A . . I 1 N! I , 1 T , , .- 1 -- Ellie Alumni 5-Xaziuriatinn Gbffirerz Preside-nt ..... . . .Herman ,flglv five Pr1'.vidr'l1f. . . .... Mcl1'ill1e Nrfwton Secretary. . . .... Zllarjory Gunsolly Treasurer. . . . . . W'illia1n. Seeger Qiainrg It was a far seeing little group of young people, who met in the office of Dr. L. R. Leach one summer day in '81, called there by Frank P. Leach of the same class, for the purpose of forming the Alumni Association of Hamburg High School. Six members comprised the entire body, but the spirit and vision of those young men and women bridged thc years in imagination until they saw the membership swell into hundreds, as class after class finished thc prescribed courses and added their names to the list. Class of '82 soon came with the unprecedented number of seven members which so drained the High School that 1883 found no one quite prepared to finish. From 18811 however, the number of graduates has steadily increased and this year sees fifty-two ready to take leave of their Alma Mater. The Alumni Association has each year held some sort of a social event in order to welcome the new members and reunite old classmates and friends. Banquets and formal receptions were some of the pleasures that were offered. A few years ago a few members conceived the idea that an Alumni Association should stand for something other than a mere social organization. A meeting was lueld in the main room of the Old High School, a committee was appointed to draft a plan for an annual speaking contest, and the plan now in force was adopted. Today the Alumni Association is a real live organization composed of over five hundred members-an organization that stands for higher ideals and higher education-a support to the High School faculty in all its attempts of progression, and a credit to the village. Contributed. Page lllirlcun f E112 Seninr 0112155 nf 1925 Glass illilnttn Deep rooted R6HCll1Dg toward the sky Glass Cllnlnrz Blue and C old Qllwsz Qbffrrerz- Presldent Roland Coe been-:tary Helen Foote Treasurel 511111857 McAll1ster SQ .. 4 ,',, 6. SQ 1 -,, j7ioe!PresidentS Ruth O,Day Ollrieell E112 Shining Elightzs RUTH ECKHARDT AMELIA AGLE Our valedietorian and one 'whose Amie - Her determination modesty compels our admiration. and perseverance will carry her high up the ladder of success. ALFRED VVERSCHEN Alfred's blushes belie his real bravery. Witness his bouts in Trig. GENEVIEVE CONRAD ETHEL BLEY Gen -One of the brightest A shy bird, but she will fly high 'members of our senior class, in fhe future. who proved her brilliance by finishing in January. Here and there a star dispels the darknessg Here and there a towering mind o'erlo0ks its prostrate fellows. Page fifteen E112 Muzi Bignifieh 651125 RUTH BANTLE EDITH NOBBS Rudie,'-One of those still Edie -Edith comes to us from 'waters that runs deep. Eden and she is a bright yet modest maiden. DOROTHY WEBER Dot',-The sailor's life is the life for me. W'e're sure that Dorothy will never be sea sich again. ARNOLD THURBER LELAND DYE Arnold is a mathematical shark. Lad -A retiring lad from Ask Mrs. Howe! He is one of Boston but nevertheless one our finest students and she's whose ability is unquestioned. proud of him. Quiet but ambi- tious-that's Arnold. Sage he stood, fit to bear the weight of mightiest monarchiesg His look drew audience and attention. Page sixteen ilbur Athletes fTI',AIiENCE COFFEY LEO STEARNS Spike -Too much mwlit can- Stearnsg -Leo is a good not he given to this member who athlete and a good zlancer but he emcifls in so 'many fields-espec- Reeds too much. iallg in iIIif'l'i01' l1I'l'01'!lhi?1g. MILLARD PIERCE Fa t - Oh Ro.san,na. ' -- Do you re111e111her those two letters? And she isn.'t so green, as her name implies, is she? , MARK HABERER SIDNEY McALLISTER Marh' has deserted our rlass in Sid -Sid is a .fine boy and the past but in spite of that, he seems to he quite nornzal-ew -is an important member now. cept for his eyes which are cm:- tinuallg straying to the Fresh.- 'men Stuclg Hall. The muscles of his brawny arms Were strong as iron bands. Page seventeen E112 Glalenieh CID11125 ROLAND COE Our president who has remark- able talents. KENNETH RICE Kenny - Kenny is not so saintly as he appears. While in Wnshington, he received private instruction from the school teachers. MARION VVESP lfVespie -One of the clever- est, nicest girls in the senior class. W'hat would we do with- out her? ELLEN TOOLEY EVELYNE FISHER Pewee -Never judge a book Fisher -A dancer, a musician, by its cover. Ellen looks quiet a singer-. Oh her talents are but oh my! Ask Ebb , he too numerous to mention. She knows. Page eighteen used to have stage ambitions but now she seems more interested En Dress and new styles. One science only will one genius fit, So vast is art, so narrow human wizf' Elie Glnnzeruatiuesa JANET MACDONALD Jan -We do perceive it is a pity that Cupid is blind for a serious mistake has been made by those who designated this fair maid as conservative, who else would be romantic. NANCY YATES HELEN SEELBACH Sis -Sister is a jolly good fellow, a pal for everyone from the youngest to the oldest. Her future is assured for she will make such a woman as few can rival in beauty, character and wit. 0 u r silver-tongued Nan- . Prominent in spite of her late arrival. Lest-'er memory fade we have a Dickey bird which will always sing her praises. ELEANOR HOWDER MARY DEHN El -Businesslike in school, She is one of the frankest as but oh boy! when you get her on well as the most able members the waves! of our class. ' Be not the last to lay the old asideg Nor yet the first by whom the new is tried. Page nineteen Bnmantir sbeniurz EVELYN DANHEISER Danny -One of the charming members of the class. She is interested in males and mails. FRED CARR HELEN FOOTE Phoebe -Here is a maid whose character and disposition are as sweet and beautiful in every way as the spicy flower she most admires - The sweet W'illiam. Flash -A bad old thing but well lilced in tical jokes. EVALYN REED Evvy Liz -Is she austere? No never! But her sunny dis- position seeks its opposite in a stern one. Evalyn is always helpful, lovable and clever as well as generous. spite of his prac- MADELINE SMITH Peg -Nladeline Schutts a fine line and has captured her game. We wish you luck, Madeline. Love! love! love! love! Love is like a dizziness! It will not let a poor man gang about his business. Page twenty Gbur 332,-at Zlinnking Gllzuazameztea EVERETT BENNETT HERMAN SEELBACH, JR. Ebb -Fond of birds-espew ially the Pewee. RICHARD LESTER Jam -Herman should always consider a girl's stationery be- fore he makes a date with her because his mother sees the paper and not the girl. He is always up to his Trix, Diclc',-An unofficial observer might say that Dick 'was a ladies, man but we say that he is a lady's man. VVARREN HARTMAN ELTON ENDRESS Our football hero on the held but of it so modest and retiring that he does not see the lan- guishing glances of the fair ones. Was this the face that And burnt the topless Elt -A Fishereman who still practices the ancient custom which gave rise to the adage, Fishermen have sweethearts in every port. launched a thousand ships, towers of Illium? Page twenty o E112 mightg Nimrnhz CLIFTON BARTOO 'Lillyv- Here! Kitty-Kitty! Pretty little black and white Kitty! Clif's looking for you. ' I'll say he is! Ifas been ever since-well, any way-Clif did not obtain that nickname from his saintly disposition. ALOYSIUS LEDERMAN BERNARD WIEPERT Bernard W'iepert is a very lucky -name, whoever takes it, 'wins Tell that to Miss Richardson. Hook -We would not have gone to Washington without Aloysius. No sir! Who else could have chaperoned the chaperon? Ufho else could have broken up the cat concert on the back fence? HARRY KERR MAXVVELL CONSTANTINE Doc -O Harry! Harryl Wasliingtoiz styles didn't appeal to Harry. He came back to his Hamburg tailor. Harry is a good athlete and captain of the hockey team. Maw Cicero's only rival. Bids fair to take Miss Calkins' place in the future. 'A brace of pointers staunch and true, a gun to kill what e'er we viewg I care not whether old or n h' ew are t lngs one must rememberf' Page twenty-Iwo Elie must Cmnernuz Seninrsa GEORGIA CROCKER MARY HALL Cocl:y',-Rolandis able assist- Red -Generosity and good ant who lzas a jinger in many pies. sportsmanship are chief among Mary's good clzaraz-teristics. Only let her know tl1ere's work to be done and Mar1's rirlzt tlzere. J J ROBERT MEYER RUTH WILLSON Ruth is shy and dainty like a Dresden shepherdess. Bobby - Roberfs unfailing good nature and droll sense of humor make him one of the most popular boys in the class. CAROL RIEFLER , She came out of the garden of Eden but not for the same rea- son Eve did. Carol is as nice as the 'wonderful cakes she bakes. All that is mine is yours. Pogo lIlVl'lll!l-l1I1'l'1' E112 Zlnlliesat Seninra FLORE NCE BAN TLB Flossie - Always ready for llllylfll-i'lIg and aiwalys St'l'i7Ig the sunny side of Ziff. Nh? RUTH 0'DAY l:1fIlfIlS,,'-'OIIIT day Ruth, Ivan! Illlllfillg 111111 .vhif l'tllItIlI'L'll ll 'iC'0fIll!'1lIlCh'. Now if ix in har .vii- fing room almost all the fimv. MARGARET STEARNS fVIar QZVIt1rgaref is so tiny that she aspires io Il nI37'Uflfd-IIlll'h'.U Shr hr'ii01'ox in HSPIIIT' flzc 'Hoff and spoil thc child. XVILLIAM MQFA RLAN D N OR RIS VVHI TE Bill - Bill is the .vlzrfih of 7' V the class of '20, :Buff sod. Norris' wit has won, him. thi' position of joke editor of our Jfllllrlllll. lVorris hatvd so to Ivana the conclzwtor on the may home from IVllSlIillgt0lI, hc kissed him goodbye. Sport that wrinkled cure dericles And Laughter holding both his sides. Page llUf'fIly-ffllll' lgreaihentk Ahhreaa Some careful observer of present day conditions has remarked that the rising generation is without thought or care for the more serious things of life. This statement, which in some instances might be true, should not be looked upon as applying to all of the young people of today. As our moment of parting draws near, there is not one among us who has not felt the bitterness of having to leave his best friends and the happiest days of his life behind. Each of us has been thinking quite seriously during the past few weeks as we have neared those last moments which we little realized would mean so much to us. It has also been said by some that a course i11 high school now-a-days is time wastedg that the time spent on various subjects will have little effect upon our later livesg that we learn little and remember less. This statement we feel should also be answered. lVe have devoted the last four years to preparing for the future. Our purpose was not to fill our heads with knowledge, but to form the habit of exercising our minds. Many of the things we tried to learn will not stay with us long, perhaps, but the habit we have formed by persevering in some unpleasant task is worth far more than all the knowledge in the world, for it is the habit of work. If we leave with nothing else but a little confidence and the habit of honest work, we shall be amply repaid. Some may even question our statement that we have learned to work but this fact remains, we entered high school four years ago with the purpose of Completing our courses and of graduating. YVe are doing so tonight. So it is with our hearts full of unexpressible emotion that we take the last long look at the happy past and turn our faces toward the unknown. My parting wish is that our future may be as prosperous alld as happy as our past years together have been. ROLAND Con. Page twenty-five Salutatnrg By IEYALYN E. Rmcn Teachers, Classmates, Friends :- In the great Book of Books we read, And the people brought gifts unto the house of the Lord-of their substance brought they-each man according to his ability and the temple of the Lord was buildedf, WT, the Class of '25, stand tonight in such a temple-the finished product of years of toil and sacrificeg made possible by the gifts of the people and the skill of the builders. It is a privilege granted to us and it is fitting that we not only pay tribute to this marvelous fulfillment of hope and dreams but also from this, draw a lesson of achievement and sacrifice. For four years we have builded together and we trust we have builded well. Now we must be ready to face the future-fearless and unafraid. Tonight we are gathered together for the last time as a class. But let us not be sad-let us look into the land of the tomorrow and confidently salute what the future may bring. VVe ,have builded our lives upon a firm foundation. God grant that, when the storms of life beat upon us, the structure may stand. 'As in a building stone rests upon stone and stone, and wanting the foundation, all would be wanting, so in human life each action rests upon the foregoing event that made it possible but is forgotten and buried in the earth. --We, the class of nineteen hundred and twenty-five, welcome you tonight to review with us the past, to share with us our joy in the present and to anticipate with us the hopes of the future. Page flvenly-sin: Halnhirturg By RUTH ECKHARDT This evening will be a most memorable occasion. VVe fully appreciate the importance of this event as we are about to begin that growth which will make us like our symbol, the tree, deep rooted in those things which make for strength of character in men and women, and ever desirous of stretching outward and upward toward that which is highest and best. The years which we have spent in our Alma Mater under the able and efheient tutelage of our instructors have, we believe, well Htted us for such growth. It will now remain for us to so develop that those under whose charge we have been in the past few years may feel that the nurture which they gave us was not in vain. However, we cannot now fully View the sky of our future. Deep rooted in the earth of early training we shall push upward and still higher as a tree stretches through the storm and sunshine toward the sky. VVith courage and determination we shall strive to gain a clearer sky and a broader view and if we do not reach our highest ideals, we shall have known the glory of aiming high. And now classmates, fortune may so dictate that we may never again be privileged to all meet face to face. But in bidding you adieu I would say to you in the Words of the poet: A small seed planted from an unknown tree Such is the future, friends, To you and me. How the seed upgroweth God only knoweth. But plant the seed: What's done in faith, is done in deed. Page lzvenly-s'r'ven Zliiterarg 2-Xrhieuenwnta nf 1525 fThis oration won scco-nd prize in the Express contest, May 25, 1925, for uf7CStI31'1L New York Districtj Qbur Glnnztitutirm- Uhr 1-Inpe uf the worth By Nancy Brown Yates Thick black darkness-torn by the wavering light of the moon-and patched again with gray Heecy clouds-the vastness of the ocean-the splashing of the waves as the prow of the boat cleaves the water-one lone star in the deep blue vault of heaven, and quiet, deep, silent quiet. At the rail of the boat a crowd of mute, khaki-clad figures peering, searching through the night with eager eyes-There! away to the westward! a tiny spot of white light! It wavers and casts a shaft of brilliance over the entire sky. Liberty! Home! A mighty shout and then a sudden hush, tears on their cheeks and silent prayers on their lips in thankfulness to the Almighty for His guidance in their long struggle for the right and for His care in their long journey. Why is this Statue of Liberty such a stirring sight to the weary traveller, the alien or the American? lVhy is it that when his gaze first rests upon it his heart swells to bursting and his blood runs riot through his veins? Men have been drawn from every race and from every clime because of an irresistable longing for the attainment of the American Ideal. They have thought of America as lifting, like this great statue in the New York harbor, the torch of Liberty to light the pathway of men to things which they most desire. And men of all sorts and of all conditions have struggled toward this light and have come here with an eager yearning to realize their Utopian dreams. It is symbolic of America's offer to mankind, the right to live and to be happy in the freedom of worship, of speech, of action. It is the symbol of the land of opportunity and the protection of the individualls rights. As the immigrant gazes at this figure a question slowly formulates in his mind and it is: VVhy can America offer this to me which no other nation under the sun offers? Wherein lies America's unquestioned greatness F Some one hundred and thirty years ago, in a certain time-worn, little old hall in Philadelphia was born a new conception of government. There in that diminutive chamber met fifty-five men of rare ability, superior intellect and unselfish character. They were men who understood men and governments, their weaknesses and their virtues. And on that memorable spring morning in 1787 each keenly felt the seemingly hopeless task that faced him but was determined, with the help of God, to give to America a government essential to the needs of her people. For four exhausting months they toiled, argued, pleaded, threatened, and finally their patience was rewarded. They came out of that battle, the greatest they had ever fought, with a document which' was the future Constitution of the United States of America ready for presentation to the states for ratification-now our Constitution. It put old Page twenty-eight ideas into new dress and new ideas into old. It was the perfection of coordination and the acme of co-operation. It was the renunciation of arbitrary power and it has made the government of the United States of America a success where others have failed. And it was all the more wonderful in that it came forth, as one might say, ready armed like Pallas from the head of Zeusf' The framers of this document knew that every government however designated, whether as Monarchy, as Empire or as Republic, has three inherent functions, the legislative, the executive and the judicial. But for the first time in history these governmental functions were logically allocated and properly coordinated. No one function was paramount, no one ruler or officer, or no one group of public officials could be supreme. It was divided into three parts, the first, the power granted the central government, the second, that reserved to the state, and the third probably the most important of all, tl1e power reserved to the people because of the many inhibitions of state and federal legislatures. Prior to this time it had not been thought feasible to divide sovereignty, but now the novel principle of dual govern- ment and dual citizenship was instituted. The individual was left as a citizen of his state in the sphere of government reserved to the state and at the same time a citizen of the United States, ceasing to be a citizen of his state, in the sphere of government delegated to the Central power. But of all these it seems to me there is none greater than the opportunity offered for the development of men. Capable leaders are the essence of our democracy. The men who gave us our government were leaders. And so from Bunker Hill until the present day when leadership has been required there have arisen men and women of ability to sway others to their purpose sacrificing personal gain to the advancement of national growth. We are a prosperous nation, leading the world in industry, commerce and agricultural pursuits. VVe have always been willing to meet other nations' in conference for the advancement of civilization and for participation in organizations for XVorld High Policy where international cooperation is essential. The knowledge of our supremacy, our leadership, has recently come to us, for in 1776 the thirteen little colonies appealed to the world for help, but in 1917 the world appealed to America to save it from destruction. Therefore in 1917 America sent thousands of her boys' to safeguard that Democracy which she had ushered into the world. In 1919 with the treaty of Versailles came the feeling of exultation in our absolute supremacy. This is the meaning of leadership, and such leadership gives a nation a place in the sun. And so, today, in 1925, once more the call for leadership rings forth, imploring the preservation of those institutions by which we have achieved our greatness and the elimination of those selfish or local interests which take precedence over the national welfare. , The future of America depends upon our citizenship and that of the future generations. America has been as a great light shedding its ray over the entire globe, penetrating the darkest corners and bringing enlightenment and hope to millions. For the good of the world as well as for our own well being, let us continue as the masters of our destiny and a model for otl1er nations. Our sun is still in the ascendant. It has not yet reached the zenith. The early morning hours of our national existence are part of a record worthy to be seen of future generations and the clean, bright sun of our noon-day is yet to shine. Page twenty-nine And so let us meet approaching time, confidently, boldly, remembering that in the horror of that final test, the lVorld YVar, thousands of our boys gave their l1VCS to save Democracy for you and for me. They have challenged us and let our unfaltering answer be the acceptance of that challenge. Page th ir! y Your flaming torch, aloft, We bear, VVith burning hearts, an oath We swear- To keep the faith, to fight it through, To crush the foe, or sleep with you, In Flander's Fieldsf' Almnzii My mamma sometimes says to me F' my nose were straight, and my hair white, I might be even pretty. Now, I'm almost but not quite. An when she puts the cookies up, YVay high and out of sight, I'most can reach them with a chair, Just almost, but not quite. It doesn't seem just fair to me That when I try with all my might, All that I seem to ever be Is almost but, not quite. I,m 'fraid sometimes, if mamma asks St. Peter if I'm right, He'll look me up and down and say, VVell, almost but, not quite. So, when I kneel beside my bed To say my prayers at night, I pray for little girls like me That's almost, but, not quite. Janet MacDonald Che Senior Qing, 1521 1522 Thurman Baelzman Captain Szduey McAllzster Fzrst Mate Clarence Cojfey Keeper 0 Log Evalyu Real Guardzarr of Treasure Chest 1Voulds t hear a tale of tl1e good slup H H S 79 as lt pushed 1tS way through the rolhng nares of expenence and knouledfrep Then hst to '1 tale of bold adwenture It was 011 tl1e mornlnfr of beptember 7nd tl1 t uc hrst NVC10'l1Cd anchor and salled out 1Ht0 that tempestuous portlon ot the sea known as- SWV1ft s Study Hall Eagerlv dld we S311 and set out to find the 1a11ous treasures of the deep The first day out we ws ere beset ln the plratlcfzl 9fl1l01'i who t0Ttl11Cd us and plundered the onlx treasure we h d as vet 3Cqllll't.d our newly found dlg111tX Vvltll the comlng of winter we found ourselw es frozen fast 111 lee Amuscnunt l1Cl110' necessary dllflllg the Hulrtlde season we l'3tl0llf'd out ICS eream and eandx to all sallors that came il01lS,SldC After the sprnxr than we fran a partw for the crew 111 a harbor called H3IHbHffT Park And then one dav toward sunset has mg exhausted the supplv of food we found It necessarx to make tow ard land We had been on the voyage one Near 1522 1923 Szclney Meilllzster Captam Clarence Cojfey Ixeeprr of Log Evelyn Danhezser Guardian o Ireatsure Clzest Three mo11tl1s later we beaehed 111 the harbor of the bCI1101' Study Hall on the lsland of H H S There two other slnps lay at anchor 1973 and 1994 The powers that held swav or er the 1sland hred a salute of oratorv 1n Ylllltll there was much valuable aduce and admon1t1on Wlule l'GPlCIl1Sl1lIlg our stores, we became faequalnted 111th tl1e natnes and 1n order to mcrease the treasure 111 our hold cleared the deeks, donned our dress l1Il1fOl'II1b, and proceeded to 1ndul0'e 1n a Sopho more Hop A wear passed qrucklv and happllv, then one das we stood on the shore and watched the crew of 23 set out 1nto tht unknown dec-ps Two years had passrd SIIILC we lcft on our frand adrenture 1523 1924 Rwlzard L1 vtrr Captam Ruth 0 Day Pwst Mate Genevzele Conrad Keeper of Log Helen Foote Guarclzan o lrealsare C711 st Ihr, tlllld autumn we looked out our the sea a11d saw the mast of a Slllp appe 11 and frrow larffer unt1l at last It sallcd safelv 1I1t0 the harbor and we made out the name to be H H S 1926 I or tht next week we found great amuse ment 111 watclnng I nge llzulrj one I , 0' I , . 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D vt , , A . . ... , ', 'wa , 1 , ' ' D 1 1 'f I Y Y . . . I h x fl . , l'r ' : 7 7' .11 ' -v , v Station 15. B. 95. Rabin aussi Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen of our radio audience. This is Station H. H. S. Hamburg High School, Hamburg New York, once more on the air. As you all know this station has 11ot been broadcasting for the past week because the chief entertainer who has so amused his' large audience of listenersfin has been sojourning in YVashington and tl1e station has been unable to get along without him. Once more he is with us however and owing to the pleasure and delight which he experienced in lVashington is broadcasting tonight for the little tots whom mother is just putting to bed. I am sure that you will all he glad to know that the delight- ful Mr. Herman Seelbach, well known for his original way of writing and telling fairy tales, has consented to write and tell to his radio admirers a bedtime story about lVashington.-Mr. Seelbach. Dear Radio friends and all my little boy and girl listeners-in. It gives me great pleasure to be back in Station H. H. S. once more even though I had a wonder- ful time in YVashington. I had such a very good time that I just had to write a story about it and this is it: Once 1111011 :1 time, a long time ago, there lived in a small kingdom a group of young nobles. And one time these young nobles went to Pasha Park, a very wise man, and said- YVe have read the primer and the first reader and the second reader and all the copy-books. Is there any thing we do 11ot know? Then said Pas-ha Park in a wise and wiggly voicef Yes, I see you are persons of infinite resource and sagacity but you have 11ot learned all until you have gone to W'ashington and seen life. lvhereupon Pasha Park waved his wand and transported the young nobles to the shining city called W'ashington and there they were conducted to a white palace and said Pasha Park as they stood gazing upon it: Here, my friends, shall we eat, drink and sleep while in YVashington. Then, because the big, round moon was already climbing high the nobles all sought their downy couches. And on the morrow, when they had arisen and bathed and washed from themselves three more layers' of dirt and dust, they assembled in the dining room to partake of food and drink with Pasha Park. As Pasha regarded the young nobles he noticed that in one place were standing several princes who were hard put to keep the sleep out of their eyes. VVhereupon Pasha Park descended upon them and inquired what was the cause of their somnolent attitude. And o11e among them, replied thus, saying-- You know, honorable sir that there are nine of us couched in one great room. Among ns there is one called Aloysius who is nightly struck by religion as was proved to us last night. For five hours, sir, he kept us from our needed rest saying his prayers. And when he had finished he burst into a hearty laugh and others joined with him. A Thus did the young nobles begin to see Yvashington. For four days and four nights they explored VVashington-the city where thc young nobles can see life. And on the afternoon of the fourth day, Pasha Park collected his young companions Page tlzirty-three in a great room and spoke thus: For four days and nights have wc adventured in this city seeking knowledge. Now that we may know how this journey has been of value to everyone of us, each one shall rise as I call him and tell what he has learned. Then he spoke to a tall Prince who towered even above all. Thereupon Prince Sidney rose and spoke- Oh Sir, much have I learned. I have learned the most difficult art of riding on these trolley cars with the grace of one of my rank. I have discovered in an ancient place a precious horn which can be blown with best results at five o'eloek in the morning. Then Sir Sidney took l1is seat and there rose up Princess Eleanor of the brown eyes and brown hair who had been sitting beside a short, dark, princess, called Dorothy. This princess spoke blushingly and said unto the assembled multitude much concerning the vessels which rode at anchor on the broad Potomac and those who sail forth upon them. VVhen she had ceased, Pasha Park called upon Sir Frederick to relate his lessons. Said he- I have learned that one chicken within the arms is worth two of such an ilk elsewhere. I have learned that one can be effectively persuaded to arise from one's couch at an early hour by the use of one pail of cold water, judi- ciously applied. Saying such he sat down and at a nod from Pasha, rose one, Princess Peg, and said she- I have learned that it is nicer and more delightful to explore this wide city in a conveyance driven by one certain coachman by the name of Arthur Williams. I have also learned that there is something in the use of narcotics which is strangely disturbing. VVhen she had done Pasha Park nodded to the religious Prince Aloysius to arise. So spoke this Prince- Oh, Sir! I have learned that midnight cat concerts can be easily stopped if one will but join his voice with theirs. If not in the sing- ing, then in a voice which one can hear above the cats. I have learned to whisper my prayers and enter my room in the nocturnal hours with quiet tread. Then some of the other nobles rose up. The princesses Amelia, Carol, Ruth, Florence and Georgia who related much which they had learned concerning the many statues and buildings about the King's city. The Pasha called upon Princess Sister who rose and said- Oh Sir! I have learned that it is wiser to place one's napkin in one's lap than to tuck the article under one's chin. Also, I have learned much concerning the noble La Follette. I have learned that it is not one's right to applaud near the grave of the honorable dead no matter how splendid were the words spoken. When she had ended, there rose dark Prince Elton. He said- Oh Sir! I have become adept at guiding unsteady young men about strange places. Then Prince Herman was called and said- Oh Sir! I have learned that all that is liquid is not water. I have learned that it is not wise to linger long in dwell- ings wherein one does not belong however great the attraction. Then arose the Prince VVilliam who said- Honorable Sir. I have learned much. I have learned how to eat oysters when they are served on shells. Page thirty-four Then e'1lled Pasha Park upon a slun red halred Olrl who spoke as follows Oh Slr' Much of beauty hawe I seen 1n tlus Clty I hawe stood where soft, sweet brefyes smn the eternal debt to tl1e unknown soldler and I haue looked out oxer the blue ww aters of the Potomac and I hare enJ ox ed the bI'1U'llt Green of VVaslungton I hare elxmbed the slnn shift of the W 2lQll1110tOI1 monument and marvelled at the dc he xt: rose, soft green and gat blue of the cherry blossoms, grassy parks a11d clear skus I haxe felt the Great hush 111 that sast whlte place as wonderful as the man tor whom It ww as erected It IS upl1eld bv p1llars as strong and strarght as Lmeoln mmsfelf All tl1lIl0S of beauty are there 1n the art Gallery and fam would I too see more And when the Prmcess Janet had stopped talkmn, Pasha Park rose and sald Onlv one more Il1U'llt shall we pass Ytltlllll the ws llls of tlllS Cltt Therefore tlus uc must von prepare all tlnngs for the departure That same I1l0'l1l3, nlne artlsts who had decorated thelr rooms, dCS11'lIlg pralse, showed It to the CYCCCdlIlglX growly and frrumpx proprletor He came, he saw, he sald It lb b9dl1t1ll1l but IS lt art? Io declde tlus, he called 111 one NVltll a blue coat and many buttons called cop He of the blue coat exen untll the grumps and grouley proprlctor demanded of the aggrxesed artxsts. many golden shekc ls So dld the nobles see life and on the next morning dld the Pasha ws awe lus wand and transport some of tl1e1n to Atlantlc Cltt and some back to Hamburv Announcer I trust the radro aud1ence enyow ed tlllS select1on by 'Nlr Herman Seelbaeh wluch IS bemg, broadcasted from Statlon H H S Hamburg Hlgll School, Hamburg, New Xork The last number on our probram w1ll be 1 short speech by the presldent of the SCI1101' Class, Mr Roland Coe Ur Coe My radlo frlends who are l1StPIl1I1g 1n t0l'l1gl1t I want to say a few words about the debt of frratltude we owe to Mr Park We fe el that we shall nuer be able to repav the thoughtful ness and care w1tl1 wluch Nlr Park surlounded us on our VN 3Sl1ll'1gt0I1 trlp I'he Senlors w1sl1 to thank 'Nllss Sanborn for her serx 1ces and all who made the Wasll mfrton trlp posslble Announcer Nou, Radlo Audlence I know you wxll be sorry to hear that tlus number concludes the dclwhtful program berng broadcasted from Station H I-I S Goodnwht, es ery body Tlus IS Statlon H H S Hamburg Hlgll School Hillllbllfg, New Hork Slglllllfl otl untll tomorrow H V S announc mg D Page thxrtu flu 1 It I 1 I - . x 5. 7 N - x V ,.... , , , , , . cr - I . . . 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Q. - ' - c 61112 Speaking Qinntmat 1925 The annual alumnl prlze speaklng contest was held Mav 14, 1925 1n the Meth odlst Church 'Ihe contestants ww ere well tramed by the English teachers Mrs 91m mons and Mlss Sanborn and tllC1I' selectlons were entl1us1ast1cally recen ed Janet MacDonald, the SCHIOI representatne won the first prue for the glrls and, much to the dehght of the Freshman class, Marvm Schwert 28, was awarded the Hrst pr1ze for the boys lxI31'JOI'lC btebblns, another Freshman, and Laurence Hadlev, a Sophomore won the second prlzes The contest was well attended and too much credit can not be glven to those takmg part and to the Alumnl ASSOCl3t10H under whose HUSPICCS the ew cnt was held E112 Gilman nf 1525 wish in thank all wha have ru nperainh tn ang mag in make pwamhle the realtzattnn uf nur hestres Page llurty sm: 0 , A - . 1 Y . . . . 1, .L . . . . . .Y , . . . .V .I . J . . , . - . w . . . . . . . . ' . v. - Q - .0 Q 1 - A Effew Seninr Elimerirkz Leo Stearns always makes all things hum In Reed-ing he's not a bit dumb For he adores Evvy With love hot and heavy And they stick together like gum. Ebb Bennet's a model young man WVhose chief aim's to join the Klan He will raid with the Klux Wash his sheets out in lux XVhile delivering what pleasure he Call. There is a young lady named Tooley VVhose passions are very unruly She likes a young man lVh0 aspires to the Klan And she says that she loves A very bright girl is him quite truly. our Danny YVith one finger she plays the pianny Tho' the neighbors object VVhat can you expect For the racket is almost uncanny. Therels one of our numbers called .lan YVho never pa ired off with a man She had many chances But scorned all their glances She isn't a masculine fan. XVe know a young woman called Reed Shetravels at quite a fast speed . - A Each evening she yearns For a fellow named Stearns And a right merry life they will lead. A tall strapping Senior called Sid Made love to a small freshman kid He'd ne'er jumped before But he made quite a score And all other records outdid. A practical joker is Carr In love affairs roams very far Though queer in his head We surely like Fred And think he is quite up to par. Page thirty-seven Another young Bantle lb Ruth VS ho sald what sl1e tll0U0'llt was the truth Wrong must be exposed Doors must be kept closed l est any men enter, torsooth There was a young ladv named Dore VVho llked sallors better on short There was one from the wase Who was both tall md hraxe VX hom she learned both to low and adole Tl1ere was a young lady named lflossle Whose hrams ne er had tune to grow mossy She S so mee and 10113 VVe re all sure lt s folly To tlllnk she w1ll u er ,revs bossy There was a young fellow named Chff VVl1ose manner could not be called suit He met Wvltll a cat But It wasn t qulte that I'was the kmd of a cat wlth a wlntfl 'lhere w rs a X oung lady namcd I oote YVhose affectlons Just lately took root In the heart ot a B1ll Where they re fl0lU.'1Sll1Hg stlll At the sou11d of lns horn s f1'll1tlL toot 'lhcrm us 1 xoung fellow n.-mud Con He has talents galorr W hen he draws, we ers, more' Xnd he has mam frlends, but no foe -X glrl from the Sem 1S Nance Yates XVho often frets mvced ln her dates The candles are few In each room there are two llllS XK0l'k9l1kt '1 mharm l ester statfs A darmg' young man IS 0111 Mark ln 'itl1lf.tlLb and danemg '1 shark HL excels 111 them rll Xnd he s so xerx tall 1 hat he s lox ed bx the gnls 111 the park A 1rd headed llldld IS ou1 Mau NY e hope that she xull b0II1Lt1lllC' n1 urv She hked a young 111111 But s-he gawe hnn the can Because she xx as alu ays C011t1'81y I nge tlzulu ugh! 7 -' g . .. 1 V il ,1, V7 , . . x 1 V. T 1 1 Y , , . v , . . ' , . ' ui. . V ' 1 , ., . ' - ' wr H- 1 1 . , 1- , ,... , x 1 .. . , . ,, . x . . u 1 v 1 4 x 4' ' C V 4 . . Y , . . ' . . . , . ' . ' 5 ' . . - - X :EAW , I V . . ,T He IS our hue artlst, you know V , V yu V U U J ' . . . v V , g . V' .1 v I x I J '41 J ' ' ' :Ya 1 h 4,11 ' tw. ' ' ' 2 . , . ,.. ., . 1 v . H1 1. V 4-'.-' 1 - V -. , V .' ' 1 ..V vi x v 1- 1 x' I zu W V V V .y D 'V -,' There's a chatty and chummy young miss 'Whose chief appellation is Sis , She is witty and bright With her brother she'll fight But you can hardly blame her for this. A dignified teacher is Izzy In school she is always quite busy She lights many a bout Wlhen her hubby stays out And talks till his brain is quite dizzy. There is a young lady called Mar She went for a ride in Rod's ear The driver got lost in A strange place called Boston Since then they have traveled quite far. An interior decorator is Clarence Of feats quite unknown to his parents With many a caper He used rolls of paper And the bed-room had quite an appearance. There is a young miss called O'Day VVho with Charlie went riding one day He drove with one arm Which did little harm But there was a big fine to pay. There was a young fellow named Jum VVho bought a big bottle of rum He took a big drink And ran to the sink And he'll never again be so dumb. what mnulh igappen Ili - Amelia Agle flunked an exam? Ethel Bley cut capers in the study hall? Harry Kerr and Hook Lederman ever caught anything when hunting? Max Constantine could translate Cicero? Mary Dehn bobbed her hair? Bernard VViepert was ever expelled from school? El Howder didn't play on the basketball team? Carol Rieiier and Ruth Eckhardt did not study? Al YVerschen passed Trigonometry? Millard Pierce didn't love the girls? Sid McAllister forgot to come to Girls Glee Club Monday nights? Ruth Wilson ever shouted out loud? Evelyn Fisher forgot to fiirt? Robert Meyer forgot to smile? Page thirty-nine me Never Shall Hnrgvt STUDENTS! THE F01- 0vJE LO MJING if Z P 6 'Q' ff , 79 I W f ff f QQN g X Mmcnuxu-1 00 , , srsnmuo M159 CHLKINJ. X Mg swxffs SWDH HRLL 'flu' MQEARISNESS ' . UD U! I HAL-L! '5 WAT f ISHOU OVER Coigfg f , I Hope-ron Sn 15, 'UNE' F05 RALHARD7' low' X new PIG f X E34 OUR FIRST Hon HND SCHKDEWART mb PIX Y 4 .9- 7 9 W .,,1..N, ..-Savvsfff 'VW TIME LESTER PULLEDW E wanna 'TRIANGLE BE FRE Ex-'I IN SPN! Camas ml 0 'M 2 coLoR! , 2-X 0 mnsmnon. ' WANT NIY oucarsl Z QNJHEN WE -I Miami vlRt'l'E IT' ON 'FH :ce IH vmvoaen A mm A435732 'IU SEE -me Page forty fx FF MERCHANT OF illlirrrurz nf mazahrngtnn BII6I'IO0SE' FRBLES X Yfkixf Z UI-I9 If WI WI-Io DID THAT? OWLEYE ' gm-, NIOMENTS IN LITTLE LIVES HI CI-IPIRLIE' vm WF ov-W we mano 2 mnrn -mm, A E 9 RID S A BIT 0? D06 KNWI EIIERII SOENEKY FROM NEMO N C MRRNILIIPD THE wmmw or AND VIISGI IR ROOM 205 D0 NIOU TAKE Trs Y, ' 1 1 ? Foou-sv 60251095 ,xx Page fo: ly one 6 6 1 ' 'v f C f 7 I H ' A Tf W p 3 5? l y QD x g, 4 . 73X ' I H s . X I N I O J O J ' X n . I Q' . Lux LS- - -4 I I 'J' mil J I r l Q O T' W' I? ' ' I Amt we ot un' 2 The smile that won her 3 Three lzttle molds rom H Il S 7 A Popular Mlss 8 The moat popular fellow m H H S 9 .lust escaped from the 700 10 The Chaperon I nge fm ly two - g f f - ' . - T ' f . . 4iThe Editor-in,Chief. 5-He's a jolly good fellow. 6--Side Issues. 1-Cluzparoning lhe Clmperon. 2-Never suy zliel 3-Prospective Presiflents. LL--4Si1I1: Issues. 5 Do ure look all right? 6 Une gellllcznmn, 41 Qunlrar. 7-v-I1crnmn's Vivzv of Ilia Cupilnl. 23' A Nfullllllll., llisrussinn. 9 Jruml. Page fo1'l11-llxrec Hamburg's ' WEATHER M.::11::.1 Chatter be P bl' 1 a A 11 Ed'ted by THIS PAPER HAS NO HJIIIIISIE Clzilss Limited Hamburg' N- Y-v June 32, 1492 CIRCULATION GREAT RELIEF FELT-SENIORS GO! FAMOUS HAMBURGER DANCER RETURNS H. H. S.-S. Pierce, Naughty News reporter interviews fa- mous Premiere Dansieuse, Mlle. E. Millotte Fisher, as she alights from Romeos taxi supported by several of her ardent admir- ers, prominent among whom were Mr. Charles Loth and Mr. Robert Meyer. She informed him that altho' her accident to her foot had prevented her ap- pearing before the President, she would be able to delight her Hamburg audiences soon. M. PIERCE, F. BANTLE: TAKE NOTICE You poor kid, why are you so skinny? Don't your mother know that Cod Liver Oil will put pounds of good healthy flesh on your bones in just a few weeks? DIED-SuddeI1ly at Hamburg, June 23, 1925, Senior Class, age 4 years, beloved child of H. H. S. Death of deceased due to riotous living. The body will be cremated at the new sewage disposal plant. LOCAL NEWS IAS reported by Stan,'J Sister Seelbach is offered excellent position as foreman of sewer gang. A A A Miss Evelyn Danheiser re- ports to Stan', that a good time was had by all at Miss Nancy Brown Yates' Petting Party,' of June 22nd. The lighting was very affective A A A Fred Carr ate ice cream yes- terday, reporting to Stan that his Inail order teeth are work- ing fine. A A A Why borrow a car? Own your own. See Seelbach, 13Vz Platt Bldg., E. Main St. Phone 330.-Adv. A A A Mr. E. Bennent and Miss E. Tooley are writing a book Har- mony in the Home. Stan has found that Madeline Smith has already ordered ten KIOD copies in advance. Other Seniors in- terested are: E. Reed, M. Stearns, H. Foote, L. Stearns and others. INTERIOR DECORATING Now Being Done by CLARENCE COFFEY CWashington, D. CJ -Adv. THE NAUGHTY NEWS PAGE This Page Has No Heart Whatever for the Seniors THE NAUGHTY NEWS H. H. S., HAMBURG, N. Y. Editor .......... D. Junior Class Manager ......... Stanley Pierce Reporter .......... Stan Pierce I'rinler's Devil. .Slippery Pierce .Vewsboy ...... ustilllu tHimselfJ In anticipation of the graduation of the dele- gation known as the Senior Class of ,25, the editor of' this incongru- ous publication tnot Stanj wishes to extend a small amount of ad- visory counsel. First-Do not omit garters at graduation, for you will be in the limelight. Second-There will be no more important meetings of the Senior Class in Room II. Third - Have you enough counts to gradu- ate? If not, keep quiet and look wise. No one will know the diff. PERSONAL VVm. McFarland: Please return my robins-egg blue garters. My sox are sag- ging. -MII NORTH. Is any poor man in need of a home? If so, com- municate with me at once. -CAROL RIEFLER. Believe thou nie, girl friend, the marital vows do not interest me. But evi- dently everyone doesn't agree. One of our Senior Shebas has a man and a ring and everything, and they say it is to come off sometime within the next year and a half. Let the wedding bells ring out! MlNNlE'S WHISPERS Dear Dazey: Say, have you heard the latest? A certain demure young lad and lass Cand they do say she was very demurel had to pause in nightly tour of dark coun- try roads while said youth received a lecture on one- arm driving from the vil- lage police force. That the young lady nearly expired of blushes would have been expected, but the truth is- she didntt. I ask you, how can one believe she is still demure? It's strange what love will do to some men. But this one beats 'em all. He is a Senior and has picked for his soul matev a Freshie, and they are ter- ribly devoted, too. He and she, and another loving couple, have many a ren- dezvous. Oh! why did he ehoose a Freshie? VVhal is there so attrac- tive about sailors? If you can answer that you will have solved a problem of the ages. Dame Humor has it that several of the Classy Queens of '25 appeared on the streets of the Imperial City with men o' war in tow. And if I could tell you who -but youid never believe it. And when they get back on the farm they are some different. Dear Ebby: Please come back-all is forgiven. -TOOLEY. UNEXPECTED FALL IN SOX It has been discovered that either because the youths of H. H. S. are dead broke or the fair damsels of the Senior class are now making collections of gar- ters, elastics are passe. Mr. Ed. Schweikardt, detective in the case, has mentioned Mr. Kenneth Rice, Mr. Rus- sel Reitz and Mr. Rob. Meyer as the originators of such sloppiness among our Senior youths. Clarence Coffey also fell for the fad. Some fall! We all know dancing is a dangerous profession. She was deathly in love and her shiek-tall, dark and handsome. .lust the right accentuation for her blonde prettiness. And then came the opening night-a quarrel - a conversation with another man. Came her dance. Applause! and then she tripped to the footlights and she tossed forth her rose. But did she throw it to her dark-eyed Romeo, waiting eagerly in the audience? I should say not. Behold! it goes in a different direction. Over there -the man in the brown suit - dark. But Gee! that's the story. VVell, bye bye. Old Egg. -MINNIE. WAN TED Position as night watch- man in the school with room for two. -L. STEARNS. unn- A man to be my Chief. -MINNIE HA - HA. THE JUNIOR CLASS ilunrur Qllaafi Emil Adams, Harly A lc Loletta Bell Bertha Bondelows, Clay ton Bur em Sslwa Coffty, Jenme Dagoctt, Chester Decker, Frank Dlggs James Dlggs Lucllle Draudt, Russell Endress, helson lqlclschmann Lawrence Fletcher, R1chard fors, Margaret Iroehlcy, Helen Goodale, LOHISC Hartloff Marx 111 Hauck, Alton IIClf'ff,11StL11l Arthur Herschel Au usta The followung 4th year people hfnm less than 17 coun Tumors Bzutoo Chfton Bennett, Escrctt B103 , 1 thd Carr I'1ed Cor, Roland I 1SllC1 Ex elvne Folstcr, Chas Haberer, Ma1k Leduman, Alox sms HlClxIH3Il Luella Toms lrances ludd Dorxs Lebender, Albert 'Nlastus Claxton Nlcur Ella NI1llc1 Alta North, M1ld1ed Park, Maman Parsons Ehzabfth P1ercc D C Pottu, lxathry 11 Schroeder Jessle Spr1s-slcr Helen S 1111 th Hoswa1d Roesscr Grace Tay lor, Beulah Thomas Bcatuce Tucker, Dorothea XXfl11ttLII101'f,, llorlstall Zlttle Carl Nolmhs, Ldlth Butz, Russcll Inca Ixc 1111 cth Stf'8.11lS Leo Stearns, Mm aret V esp Mauon Xxlllth WOTTIS ll erner Edward W 1ll9Ol1, Ruth sf are rc 1ste1cd as Page forty se van Q' ,, ' 2 o- - ' . 4' C, 1, . ., .. 1 J ' a 1 1 Y -pr f' Y . - -.- rr x .V l ' 'a V' 3 1 9 0- 1 L ,J x f 4 1 K r J r J ' J ' X 1 . ,, . 1. T ,. '. v 4 ' 1 ' 1 ' 2 ' 1 4 . . J 1 ' I v 1 Q 4' v 1 - . , , ' 1 y , , L' ' rv, r Q' - - 1' 1 ,' ' 1 . 4 ' J o' ' J Z3 ' J v' v x . s ,' 0. A ny , D . 5 1 t. ,D , . 1 . ' . Y , . 1 A -' 4 - m vi , ' ,' , , I 1 .. Y ' . w- . . , U T, 1 ' 1 J , , , . 4 K , N V fl' . ,. v ' ., .' ' 1 .V ' 1 4 - f ' 1 ' I J L . 1 ' J mn 11. w Y' CLASS SOPHOMORE THE Snphnmnrv 0115155 ZKHII Bartlett, Clara Battaglia, Jolln Banc-r, Eugn-nc Blacking, D xm1'c mtlly B cmm- , Robcrt Brossmnn, Allan Burgeni, Glad Church, Brownell Clark, Raclnxl Crocker, Pi QH1' cc Draudt, Murivl Dudley, Loretta Flennikcn, Ja 111c -s Gallman, Maylwllr: Young, Marie Hill, Grace Kirk, Lcnore Klcinfeldvr, Elvanor Lvarn, E1l1ffl'S0ll lllcyvr, Riel lzzl ' ml Milks, Adalinc Minkcl, Ruth Monckton, BL-rnicc Rieflcr, Natalia Illlf.f11C1', Frances Scluwoikarclt, liclwar Tillner, Iola T 11r11 er, Jean XV:1ltcr, YValtur d l lc following ilrcl yt-ar pc-oplu having lr-ss tllilll 29 counts arc rcgistcrvcl as sophomores. Short, llefrlwrt Sipprr-ll, ltnynuoml Page forty-nine Munir Bepariment g A THE GIRLS' GLEE CLUB flu THE UKELELE Cllflj GB111' Arm The work of the muslcal organrzatlons of our school may be llkened to a bulld mg under constructxon As vet we have only our foundatlon a strong and S0l1d one, we hope Xlfltll the contmued cooperatlon of both the townspeople and parents we hope to add to our structure each year untll 1ts admlrable proportlons and beauteous ornamentatlon make It renowned YVe trust that we shall prove an asset to our town and an honor to our school DORIS H SKINNER :Hilumr Bepartment Wouldst thou know 1f a people be well governed 1f 1ts laws be good or bad? Examrne the muslc It practlces Ill11S seems to hawe been the thought of the students 1n H H S for last fall there were several musxcal clubs or anlzed for the purpose of betterlng the kmd of mus1c used, and promotmg a finer school Splflt Among the first to be organlzed were two Hlgh School Glee Clubs, as well as a Jumor Hlgll Soclety '1 Ukelele Club and the Orchestra One regents credlt offered for the Glee Club and Orchestra work, and rnfluenced by the prom1se of thls credlt, the clubs started w1th a fl0l1I'lSl1 under the able leadershlp of MISS Skmner Officers were elected, dues dCC1d6d upon and the t1me of meetmg was set The and as a result of faltllflll work, the glrls have sung at yarlous tlmes ln pubhc The Uke Club, too has met w1th reat approx al and has appeared several t1mes The memberslnp 1n the clubs shows the 1nterest whlch the puplls are taklng, for there are about tll11'tV ln tl1e Boys Glee Club, fifty glrls 1n the Glrls Glee Club, and the Uke Club has approxlmately fifty members The orchestra 1S composed of ten members, and lt IS expected that they w1ll play Commencement It IS hoped that these clubs are the embryos for future noteworthy organlza txons However, none of the past accomphshments would have been posslble wlth out the competent dlreetlon of Mlss IJOTIS blnnner and It IS w1th the greatest sm cerlty that we extend to Mlss bklnner our appreclatxon of her untrrlng effort durlng the past year She has glven the Nluslc Department an 1mpetus ent1rely unprece dented 1n the hlstory of the school Page fiftq one E . l u I 3 . S . . if v . I 1 , . . I t v E . g . ' ' ' , . , . y ' is Girls' Glee Club, which has been unusually successful, has met on Monday evenings, sn - - . . V , I Y v. . . , ll l! 1 I ' M E ,. J . . . . - T IHIIE 1 E11 OJDIEIIRINI 'UCS Gum 1m1A'1rwm1rz. i COE- ,I Z X6 4 .124 1 .,. ' 1 ' ' QE: f. THE FOOTBALI TEAM Zffnnthall Coach Mr Hozue Captam Leo Stearns Football ln Hamburg 1s betommg a tlun of the past Our team tlus year although llgllt and 1nexper1e11ccd, showed good team w ork, and gaxe a good account of themselves throu hout the season The team was composed of the followmg Leo Stearns Harry lxerr Charles Forster Harry Brodbeck Warlen Hartman W llllam Slpprell Thomas Colhns Robert Boe Alox slus Armbrustel NI1lla1d 1 urce Edward SCl1WC1li61't Howard SII11tl'1 Herman Seelbach Maxwell Constantlne RlCll31'd Wllller John Faulermg Page flftu three w l 4 7 . . U . .01 i . ' C ' I ' l . 1 H v Y ' U1 Y . 4 D , . . 7' ' V rr L. Q J.E 1 . Y.. . I' . J. TEAM GIRLS' BASKETBALL THE Girls' Zgaakvthall Coach . . . .... Miss Park Captain . . . .. .E. Howder The Girls Basket Ball team of 19241-25 although inexperienced gave a good account of themselves throughout the season. Roosa, Hickman and Howder, fore- wards, showed marked ability at this position and played a nice game. Ella Meyer, center, and Marion Park side-center, deserve a lot of credit in helping win many of the games. Margaret Fors, Jennie Coffey and Freda Meyers, guards, rounded out a snappy little team, that promises to sweep every team off its feet next season. Gamez iglageh Hamburg 19. . . . . .27 Angola Hamburg 18. . . . . . 16 Springville Hamburg 19. . . . . . 15 Angola Hamburg 12. . . . .11 Kenmore Hamburg 19. . . . . 9 Orchard Park Hamburg 11. . . . . . 10 East Aurora Hamburg 8 . . . . . . 1,1 East Aurora Hamburg 20. . . . . . 11 Blasdell Hamburg 16. . . . . . 3 Blasdell Hamburg 9 . . . . . .29 Springville Hamburg 12. . . . . .15 Kenmore Hamburg 21. . . . . .19 Orchard Park Page Hfiy-ITU lifly-sim THE BOYS' BASKE'I'ISAI,L TEAM Ifanga' Zfizuakrthzrll C'oa.e11 ..... ........ A -1. H owe lllalzalger .... .... I 1. Fleisrlz man n f'11ptain .. ....... L. Stearns Hamburg was represented this year in the Erie County League by a big fast team. Hamburg has always been considered a dangerous team in the League. The big Purple alld lVl1ite this year gave Kenmore, the league champs the hardest opposi- tion that they encountered throughout the season. Draudt and Brodbeck, guards, formed a Stonewall defense and gave the opposing teams much trouble. Coffey at his old position, center, had little trouble in gaining the tip-off. Hauck and Stearns held down the forward position both being fast and heady. Pierce, Haberer and Adams, substitutes all possessing marked ability rounded out a well balanced and formidable team. Hamburg and Silver Creek were chosen to represent VVestern New York in thc tri-state tournament at North East, Pa. Hamburg lost to Silver Creek in the last quarter, having played Silver Creek to a stand still for three quarters. Gamez Emlageh Hamburg 1 S .... Angola Hamburg 12 .,.. Niagara Falls Hamburg 2-14 .... Springville Hamburg 1140 .... Angola Hamburg 17 .... Jamestown Hamburg 214. . . Orchard Park Hamburg I-11. . . Kenmore Hamburg 32 .... Hamburg 24' .... East Aurora East Aurora Hamburg 42 .... Blasdell Hamburg 27 .... Blasdell Hamburg 20 .... Springville Hamburg 1-14. . . Kenmore Hamburg 28 .... Orchard Park Hamburg I-L .... Alumni Hamburg 66 .... Hamburg 19 .... Class of '24 Silver Creek Qlnffeg mins Eazkethetll Hlleilal Clarence Coffey, center of the Hamburg High School Basketball Team during the past two years, has been selected as winner of the Basketball Medal. This splendid gold trophy is given by the Hood Rubber Company to that high school player whose playing throughout the season has shown the highest development of team work. The winner is chosen by three judges who have observed and are familiar with the work of the team. CoiTey's playing has always been an excellent example of clear thinking, cool judgment, clean sportsmanship, and high-grade team work. G. C. HARRIS Page fiflu-seven THE BASEBAI I TEAWI --4 1 w Zgamrhall Coach .... ..... J . D. Jones Manager . ..... M. Pierce Captain . .... C. Coffey The 'ball of ,25 was a hard hitting, fast going, machine. With Coffey on the mound and eight men of two years, they were hard to beat. Lederman played air- tight ball at the plate. Draudt, Bondelow, Adams and Learn handled everything that came their way in big league fashion. Pierce, Stearns, McFarland and Bennett rounded out the garden in fine style. Gamez Hlageh Elgin Sieaznn H. H. S. 11 .... .... 1 0 Blasdell H. H. S. 5 .. 6 Angola H. H. S. M .... .. 3 E. Aurora H. H. S. 15.. .. 5 Gowanda H. H. S. 14+ .... .. 5 lvest Seneca Total 59 29 J ,, ull- ,Xma- V Y 4 Page flftu-nine THE TRACK TEAMS Coaches . . . Erark Mr. Howe Miss Park Track is fast becoming rooted among the active sports in Hamburg. The boys and girls this year have taken a great deal of interes-t in the sport and have been practicing in earnest for the Crystal Beach Meet . In order to place the strong- est team on the field, an inter-class meet was held at the Legion Field for this purpose. The result was as follows: Seniors . . . Juniors . . . Sophomores Freshmen . Hamburg expects to bring . .... 34 ....11 ..7 home the plank this year gain supremacy of VVestern New York in another sport. f K n 1 9' ' o .20 fic ,. aww wwf: 'fn-': ' fe:- 42: , . i Q I7 Q if 4-if points points points' points from Crystal Beach, and Page sixty-one W A ,-:f- 5 ,fa il- 'Wi C' IWREYJ' D at 1- 21 5 N- lk WR. Rpt X Q ,Z,,,2:,9,,,j7,c A 4' 2 0 ' ,A I-1 ai-P Q 'wif' 2 L ' See I S ' - - ' g?l f Eg' Q- 'Lf' ' as X t 5 2 'M-Z' N 15 if- we , - ' ' QF . ' 1- fQ. 3 JLOJ '13, 237 ,1 if fi'-.. X l Zlnke Bepariment First joke-Mr. Loth. L.-L. Elton Endress: How would you like a pet monkey? Evelyn Fisher: Oh, Elton! This is so suddenf, L.-L. Herman Seelbach: I get a big kick every time I kiss Nancy Yates. Richard Lester: Gee! That's funny! She never objects to mine. L.-L. Mrs. Simmons asked her English IV class to write an exposition on this subject, An excuse for the dissipated life of Robert Burnsf, Millard Pierce, being inspired as usual, received a mark of 10013 on the follow- ing paper: Dear Mrs, Simmons: Please excuse Robert Burns for his dissipated life. Millard Pierce L.--L. Ellen Tooley: Is it true that sheep are the dumbest animals? Everett Bennett: Cabsent-mindedlyj Yes, my lamb. L.-L. Helen Seelbach: QRunning into a hardware storej Quick! Give me a mouse- trap! I want to catch a train! L.+L. LOST !!! The right to turn corners while driving with one hand--Charles Forster. A boy named Kenneth Ricei' bearing tag directed to Mabel, Buifalo, N. Y. A beautiful swagger stick purchased in lVashington by Helen Seelbach with an ivory head. A wallet--by Arnold Thurber that folds in thc middle. I..-AL. Mr. Loth in chemistry class: Order, please 1 Bernard Wiepert: Ham sandwich lv Page SIIIU-11170 PROGRAM OF SENIOR ENTERTAINMENT AT WASHINGTON, D. C. 1. Overture Hail! Hail! The Gangis All Here! . . 2. Bugle Solo Three O'clock in the Morning . . . 3. Vocal Solo 'fCharlie, My Boy .............. . . 4. Mouthorgan Solo That Little Grease Spot on the Vest . . Q. Duet My Sailor Sweetheart and Men. . . 6. Lectures The Exposure of W'rong .......... . . Possibilities of Interior Decorating . .. 7. Finale Ain,t we Got Fun? ............ .. New VVinston Hotel VVashington, D. C. . . .Entire Company . . .Sid McAllister . . . . .Ruth O'Day . . . . . . . . .Bernard VViepert .D. VVeber and E. Howder . . . .Florence Bantle . . . .Clarence Coffey . . . . . .Entire Company Easter Week April 10-Ill, 1925. If you enjoyed our entertainment, tell it to others: if you didn't tell it to Sweeney. I..-I.. The Management Miss Calkins: This is the third time you have looked on Smith's paper. Eleanor Howder: Yes, ma'amg she doesn't write very plainly. L.-L. Mrs. Simmons- VVilliam, I am punishing you only because I love you. VV. McFarland- I wish I were big enough to return your love.', L.-L. H. H. S. FAMOUS FIGHTS! Sidney McAllister vs. Bernard Wiepert for title of Cradle Robber. Harry Kerr vs. Hook Lederman for title of Best Hunter. fKerr won: he shot the most bull.j L+-L. IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE Dear Sirs: I read about your razor in the paper. I'm enclosing fifty cents Qiii.50j for it. Clarence Coffey P. S. I forgot to enclose the money but no doubt a firm of such large standing will send it. ANSWER Dear Mr. Coffey: Enclosed please find razor. VVe hope you will enjoy it. Razor Firm. P. S. VVe forgot to enclose the razor but no doubt a man of your cheapness will not need it. L .-L. FOUND!! A few unburnt matches Qsoon to be struckj Reed, McAllister-Davis, Seelbach-Danheiser. I..-L. Fors-ter-O'Day, Stearns- Mr. Harris: And how did you find yourself this morning? Robert Meyer: Oh, I just opened my eyes and there I wasf' Page sixty-three ADVICE ! ! To Herman Seelbaeh-Don't drive with one hand, the hospitals have enough to do now. To Senior Girls-Don't be too industrious, the young men may think you are planning to earn your own living. To Fred Carr-Buy cheap jewelry: these spring fancies don't last long. To Everett Bennett-Kiss and make up after each fight. To Evelyn Fisher-If you haven't Uhookedy' a sheik yet, keep up your courage. To' Mark Haberer-Bury your bean, itis springtime. L.-L. SOUR GRAPES One evening during the grape season, a loud noise was heard in a hack yard in Hamburg. The Lady of the Housei' ran to the yard where she saw a hairy object crouching in the shadows. Lady: :'You hairy cur, get out of my grapes! Harry Kerr: fSpringing to his feetj It's all up, boys! She knows ine! L.-I.. ADS !!! FOLKS! IT,S FREE! COME! Donit miss the next Bennett vs. Tooley Fight. Bring your own referee! No dogs allowed! H. H. S. Great Natural Pugilist, Marion VVesp, will give lessons in prize fight- ing at the amazingly small price of ten dollars fSl0.00j an hour. Everybody VVelcome! L.-L. Mary Hall: Do you think Ignorance is bliss F Roland Coe: VVell, you seem happy. L.-I.. BOYS! BOYS! I Say, Carr, old deah, will you play Tiddley VVinks wif nie dis afternoon? Now, Hook, you know my ma will not allow me to engage in games of brute strengthf, L.-L. OUR IDEA OF A JOB Re-papering the hall of fame. L.-L. Mr. Harkness: Does anyone know what the Sherman Act was? Carol Rieiier: Marching Through Georgia . L.-L. Clifton Bartoo, who was visiting his brother Kenneth at college, was anxious to make his brother believe that he understood everything. Over there are our polo fields, said Kenneth. Ah,,' sighed Clifton, what is there that could be nicer than fields of waving polo? L.--L. Flunked in Physics, Failed in Math, I heard him softly hiss- I'd like to find The guy who said, 'Ignorance is blissi. Page sixty-four All Alone .............. As Long as I Love You . . L.-L. He moved his eyes from the deck and cast them far out to sea. L.--L. Evalyn Reed: I think you make a wonderful basket-ball player. Leo Stearns: What makes you think so-my arm work? Evalyn: No,--the way you dribble your food. L.-L. Make the baby stop eating the raisins on that sticky brown paper. L.-L. Mr. Swift: VVhat did you take up when you went to school? Mr. Harris: Room . I..-I.. Before they put me In the ground, Please tell me how Does Puget Sound? L.--L. SOCIETY NOTE At Miss Sanborn's birthday party the other night when the cake was brought in, six guests were overcome with the heat. L.-L. He sure is an even-tempered guy--mad all the time. L.-L. If all the students of H. H. S. were lined up at 7:30 A. M., they would stretch from 7:30 to 8:30. L.--I.. Alfred VVerschen: Pa, it's raining! Father: YVell, let it rain I Alfred: I was just going to. L.-L. Clerk: W'ell, madam, did the cornplasters give you any relief? Ruth Eckhardt: Can't say as they did. I took only one and that was so tough I could hardly chew itf' L.-L. Mr. Loth in Physics class: For tomorrow you may start with lightning and go to thunder. L.-L. Everett Bennett- Don,t you think we have a fast faculty ?H Mark Haberer: I doubt it. None of them passed me this year. A L.-L. Last joke-Mr. Charles H. Loth. L.-L. Please see that this is the last joke.---Gertrude M. Sanborn. L.-L. VVHOM THE COMPOSERS VVERE THINKING ABOUT VVHEN THEY VVROTE Weber Me and My Boy Friend . .. .................... Ebb. Bennett and E. Tooley ...............LeoStearns Because They All Love You . . . ......... Roland Coe A Kiss in the Dark ......... .... B ill McFarla11d A New Kind of Man ....... .... K enneth Rice The Sweetest Thing in Life . . . ....... Ruth Wilson Mindin' My Business ....... .... A mold Thurber That Red Head Gal ...... ..... M ary Hall Page sixty-five ur dvertisers : : p : fthe people who believe in us enough to advertise with us. They are our friends and we urge you to patronize them whenever you can .... The Advertising Staff '++El 514+- THE SCHOOL OF INDIVIDUAL INSTRUCTION THE CHOWN SCHOOL OF BUSINESS 703 MAIN STREET, BUFFALO, N. Y. BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION, SECRETARIAL, COMMERCIAL, ACCOUNTING AND STENOGRAPHIC COURSES -Summer Term begins July 6th-Fall Term September 8th Catalogue on Request NO SCHOOL CAN GIVE A BETTER TRAINING + + C. W. FLENNIKEN Engineer and Builder HOXVN YOUR OWVN HOMEU Plans and Information Supplied Woodview Avenue Phone 742 Hamburg, N. Y. -+64 34+- THE HANDSOME MEN of the Class '25 Wlish to announce that offers from only reputable Motion Picture Studios will be considered. Signed Richard Lester Everett Bennett Herman Seelbach Warren Hartman Elton Endress -+61 g++' Where's My Sweetie Hiding . . . .... 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Y. Ladies Home Journal Patterns Infants' Wear -+6 g++' FRANK S. LEDERMAN Cor. Main and Lake Sts. Battery Service Station J- E' LEACH We Repair, Recharge All Insurance - Printing Makes of Batteries , 121 Main Street Hamburg, N. Y. New Batterzes for All Cars Phone 485 Hamburg, N. Y.. --wg g++- W. L. FROEHLEY FURNITURE and UNDERTAKING Victrolas and Pianos Telephones-Store, 408g House, 402. Hamburg, N. Y. ,,.. ff. ,. ..,,. .Q lf ..,.. . . ,, ' lf' f' v mf' ', , , , . ,, ,, W, . , ,. . I...f.f1g+?. Schreiber Sz Shoemaker I Phone Hamburg 156 Authorized Dealers ELECTRIC SERVICE SHOP F 0 R D Radio and Supplies The Universal Car and Light, Heat and Power Installation L I N C O L N Electrical Fixtures and Appliances 50 Buffalo St. Hamburg, N. Y- 38 Main St. Hamburg, N. YQ -we I g++- UCOIIIC on Over . .... Nance Yates -MS ' aw- DODGE BROTHERS Motor Cars W. G. HABERER Phone 291-J Hamburg, N. Y. -++: 1:++- HAMBURG CLEANING J. KRUSE Sz COMPANY AND PRESSING COMPANY Dry Goods and Notions - R. C. Donhauser, Manager 27 BUFFALO ST. LAKE ST. COpp0site Parkj Phone 189 HAMBURG, N. Y. -++2t 23+- JOHN B. GEUTING 16 Main Street +61 , Pi++- E. L. GWIN HAMBURG GARAGE, Inc. CHOICE GROCERIES AT ALL TIMES Buick Sales and Service Best Goods - Best Prices -A Best Service Repairing - Tires 1 Accessories The Best is none too Good D John K. Kerr, Treasurer Give us a call Phone 334 Hamburg, N. Y. 40 MAIN ST. HAMBURG, N. Y. -+61 g++- T0o Tired .... .... . fllogsius Lederman -wifi EN' Tires Accessories NORTH BOSTON GARAGE Leroy C. Pfarner, Prop. Repairing, Welding, Battery Charging North Boston New York -M2 r-I+ - Compliments of - PETE'S DINING CAR 36 Main Street Hamburg, New York R. F. KNOCHE -Dealer in- Coal, Mason's Supplies, Seeds and Fertilizer Phone Corner Lake and Union Streets '++'z M- Compliments of- FRANK J. IRWIN, IHC. Hats :: Men's Furnishings Hamburg, New York -NH Hvvllflll You and I YVcrc Seventeen 15-1 Hamburg, N. Y. +:++- F. G. WEBER Sz SON Hardware and Paints DIRECT -ACTION GAS RANGES Blackstone and Classic Electric Washers 30 BuEalo Street . E+,- . . . .M1's. Simmons and Mrs. Ucblavlfel' 4. -MPH -+43 g++- .IAMISON 8z KASIS Home-Made Candy Quality and Quan tity Cigars, Cigarettes and School Supplies PEOPLE S BARBER SHOP Geo C Momberg,er Prop 28 Main Street HAMBURG NEW YORK ALBERT N KLISPIE CHOICE GROCERIES FRUITS and VEGETABLES At Reasonable Prices Owe us a uml We Delwer Phone 426 74 Lake Street Hamburg N Y 0 Lumpllmulls of E DE GRAFF Jeweler and Optometrist 4+ R W HENGERER 12 Buifalo Street Hamburg New York Vestanola Talking Machines Have a Superior Tone Please call and hem them J SLATER RADIOS and SUPPLIES Cor Hawkins and Union Sts Hamburg New York NH lollow tha .Swallow U01 man bcelbach 3 -+451 H+ - . 3 - - f f Y Y ' f - ' gp- l . BRICK CREAM-50c QUART . 1 . . ' , V ' my rw- .Qi f .,,, . ,, , , 'P' ' f ' - - V ff - 7 E++- Complzments f TEMPLE S DRUG STORE R J EMERLING Compllment f HAMBURG FLQRAL SHQP Gents Furnlshlngs Shoes for the Famlly 67 Maln Street Hamburg N Y F1I'6St01lC TIFCS Gray and 0 lkldlld Plesto I lte Bfltterles Sales SCFVILQ MAIN STREET GARAGE H 1 ard 1 Mol Phone 777 97 Maln Street If t be trl e th L Clothe 1 he Ll e m ahe bette an o you Plckles Ohves Fresh Grated Cocoanut C F DOMINSKI Horseradlsh Mayonnalse Merchant Tallor Sandwlch Flller Hamburg New York 9 MAIN STREET That Old Gang of Mule Class of Zo i . 0 i 3 . 442 g++- . . -1. ' S 0 A, . t x , . . . , . . -G+? gif' ' ' i I K I I 1 W A - V c ,. - 1 c V - x K 0 U . lr . .4457 1:,i,,,-ggi, 1 33,33 - fr- - -- f - Y 'WWW E - 1 L L ll s lm ' L all . I can Ill ' ll I' In f . . . 3 . , . 9 . Q '4'+2 ' gin- if ., . ' ' 1' n 1, , -++: g++- H. A. TITUS Agricultural Implements PAINTS :: ROOFING :: HABDXVABE VVOOD AND IRON PUMPS 307 Union Street Phone 45-J Hamburg, N. Y. 443 544' Phone 755 BuEalo ansd Pine Sts. K 0 D A K S W e are the only authorized Eastman Kodak Agency in Hamburg A. F. BEST, Prop. 9 Best Quality -- Best Service S Reasonable Prices D R U G S D R U G S -+42-4 344' HAMBURGH PLAN ING MILL COMPANY, INC. Mill Work and House Construction BOXES and PAINT A SPECIALTY Union Street Phone 403 Hamburg, N. Y. -+43-' ,1, ,. ,, . . ., ,... . ..Y.,.L.,.:.:....:i.:.11Ji+9- Agency Established 1864 DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS 85 INFANTS' WEAR Insurance Telephone 200-R Any Kind - Anywhere Hamburg New York 8 Main Street Hamburg, N. Y. -+1521 ' R+-P Dear One . . . ..... Mr. Harkness ...yy ya... FIVE HILLS FARM DAIRY AND DELICATESSEN SHOP SALADS - PIES - CAKES - LUNCHES Home Baked Goods 87 Main Street Phone 739 Hamburg, N. Y. -wa 1 aw- EQUIPMENT SALES, Inc. -Compliments Of- 4l0 Erie County Bank Bldg. A. Bulfalo, New York I I 4.53 g4,. EDMISTON ACADEMY OF BUSINESS It's the School for You COMMERCIAL SHORTHAND -- SECRETARIAL 569 BRAMSON BLDG., BUFFALO, N. Y. Individual Instruction Placement Service ww H , do g++- Q OMAR SYMPHONIAN hcomplimems of-N DANCE ORCHESTRA Open for Hamburg Engagements FEED MILL H. L. TAYLOR Phone 417 Hamburg, N. Y. -442 344' Charlie, My Boyu .... ..... 1 alll!! O'Day -409 H40- L. A. SCHUMMER ICE CO. - Compliments of - PALMER'S BARBER SHOP HAMBURG, N. Y. - Dealer in - MANUFACTURED ICE Corner Buffalo and Pine Streets Phone 291-W Hamburg, N. Y. 'Nil ' gbo- THREE DIMENSION S Helght to reac11 toward God Breadth to touch a brother s welfare Depth for the 1nner fountams of the sp1r1t L1fe 1 these CIIIHBHSIOHS IS SO11d Jesus taught the d1v111e geometry whereby 111 these d1n1ens10ns worthy figures of men are shaped To understand H1111 IS true vusdom LAKE STREET PRESBXTERIAN CHURCH FISHER PENSEYRES 8z CARSON Manufacturlng Jewelers 034 MAIN STREET OIJPGIIIICIDI Blllldlllg +9 R+ Pretty as a Plcture Evelyn Danhelver . il . . . . . 6 . . y qw I mg. 7 Seneca 8371 BUFFALO, N. Y. .Q 4' .4421 g++' CLARENCE F. 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If you are sixteen years old and have the proper qualifications, you may enroll. :: :: :: New Term, July 6, 1925. 185 Typewriters in Daily Use -wa aw- Marcel Waviiig Hair Dyeing Manicuring EVERY WEEK Facial and Scalp Treatments Read the RICH BEAUTY SHOP :Islip Removes Permanently Warts, Moles, S2 00 Y Superfluous Hair, Etc. . ea a r Phone 785 ' Q 16 Main St. Hamburg, N. Y. -NH l'!++' Ain't My Baby Grand .... .... S id McAllister It Pays To Attend The Best School V . mf - Jigga-e ' :n',e..X.e,.-seaff ,rgggfgfx W- , V TH' - 7 ,V J ,. 'Wx f',. ,'.'. ,,., 'B??f, ,,fW we re 1 assi V- 'S ,..,, ...,....,1 .,... ,sf ,..,. ' ei... 1- , I, +fQ,- sun. Q ' WT' J' F 'e -m ' -at r '-' BRYANTLSTRATTUH ODLLEGS Bums, c' '. I924'l9Z5INDUSTR1ALRE5EAR C giiqivfyialm ef -, 'Q -r , .fn . . 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