Halstead High School - Dragon Yearbook (Halstead, KS)

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Jokes Lrsten chrldren sud Mrs Shoebrook Ernrna Jean How did you know Can anyone tell me the meaning of unaware? dxd? A tlny hand waved frantxcally ln the an' Please murn unaware as what you put on fxrst and take off last 'Stop reachmg across the table Dxck Haven t you a tongue? Yes Sn' but my arm is longer Mr Bennett rn World I-hstory Class Name some production m whxch the supply exceeds the demand? Emma Lou Trouble Vera. He slxpped hrs arm around me three txmes last nxght Dorothy Some arm Mrs Lanter Kenneth wxll you dehne the word space? Kenneth It IS somethmng where there is nothmg l can t explaxn It exactly but I have lt xn my head Carol The flrst t1me you contradxct me 1 m gomg to luss you Ruth You are not It s the httle thmgs m hfe that tell sud Grace Ann as she yanked her k1d bro ther from under the sofa Dunng a grammar lesson one day the teacher wrote on the blackboard 1 dmdn t have no fun at the seashore Then he turn ed to hxs students and sa1d to one Dwane how should 1 correct that? Dwane Get a gxrl frxend Franc1s He who rntends to get up w1th the sun should not s1t up late wmth the daugh er Professor Bennett Now Larry McLaughhn I want you to explain thms exam 1nat1on paper Why do you on your papers have all your answers mn quotatron marks? Larry Just a bat of courtesy to the man seated at my left Professor Pat D My boy frnend wanted to luss me sxxteen tunes last mght Pat U Because I counted them Teacher Parse the word kiss Jerry Th1s word is a noun, but itxs usually used as a conjunction It is never declined and more common than proper I 18 very sxngular an that xt ns usually used 1 the plural It agrees wxth me Mr Gerber Why are teachers like trees? Raymond They leave rn the Spring Mrs Lanter Were you whxspering Pat Zext? Pa Z No mam I was only broad castmg Mrs Gerber There s a man outs1de who wants to see you about a ball you owe hun He wouldn t gwe hrs name Mrs Gerber He looks hke you had better pay xt Elvena Fred told me I was the most beautliul and mtelhgent gmrl he d ever met R1ta And you d trust yourself for lxfe to a man who would decewe you hke that nght at the beginnmg of your engagement ? Buddy lcalhng father at schoolj Hello who is thxs? Father frecogmzmg son s voxce The smartest man xn the world Buddy Pardon me I ve got the wrong nuxnber Mother What m the world has happen ed to you? Your slurt 18 full of holes Charles S We ve been playmg grocery store and I was the Swxss cheese ' , ' . ' . , : he .. - .. . .. . . . . .. , ., '.. ,, ' , . . ,, . .. O.. ' : ,I . . , . , . . . ' -' ' , . t H ' , , 'U . . ,. . . .n o I Q.. . . . . . , an .. -I ' : . I ' -H D ,, . . , no ' . O . ,, - 'ao . , : . . t. .: , - . ... . : , ' ' . : ' ' . . , . . . , . . n . , . . ' ' . Mr. Gerber: What does he look like? A H ' D ,, . . . I . H . , as nl as , n . 0 . . . . . . .,, ts I ' ' ' ' 'II ' : st I . . .. .,, u - , : . . , . D: . . . ,, .. . .. in . D , ns v ' Z 5. - ' . :Ig .1I. ' . 1 n - . ' ' ll t . . ' ' . : , . ' . . - . . . , . . ,, : ll ' ' n 'H . s I .II 46

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