Halifax Grammar School - Grammarian Yearbook (Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada)

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- 10 - MJCHELL Muchell was an aircraft designer. Confidentially, Muchell s a nut I Here is one of his biggest boo-boos. Muchell was making an airplane design when his boss, Mr» But he ad, came in, Muchell, you V ' idiot! yelled his enraged boss. Those are plans for a Japanese sub! Muchell jumped out the window in his fright and crashed through the hoare (what they all an airplane there) and then crashed into an ambulance motor. The arabulance is around in case of an emergency. Meanwhile, back at the office, the heat of Mr. Buthead ' s yells blew the plans out the window. They floated for a while till they came by General Command s window. Hiccup, Now lis hie -ten men, we hie all hie got to hie pie do our work, said the General to a bunch of aircraft pilots, We have to hie find a plan to hiccup keep us working. Our General s been drinking, said the pilots to each other. Then an idea struck the General, smack on the head. (Of course it was the Japanese sub plans, but who in that room would know?) After he let off some steam, the General got up. Let s build this airplane. For a moment I almost thought that these were plans for a Japanese sub., said the General. ( Meanwhile what of Michell? Good question. ) It just happened that the drivers of the ambulance decided to drive back to the hospital and call it a day. After staying under the hood for two hours, Muchell decided to get out. Unknowingly he just walked into the hospital, Catch that man, yelled doctors everywhere. Now the chase was on. Michell ran into a room where one sick patient was. You look sick, said Michell. I am. How did you get sick? I was on a commercial testing for Anacin tablets. Go on. I had to get sick on it to test the Anacin. (Cont»d.)