Hagerstown High School - Heiskelite Yearbook (Hagerstown, MD)

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PROPHECY Qcontmuedj Leon Spessard Helen Hite Attorney George Snyder Arden Elkelberger Admiral Ben Pester Charlotte Chambers Pharmacist Bob Crouse and Rustv Riddle Archltect Red Sellman Others who became good wix es were Janice Pettit Jo Ann W1ll1aH1S Florence Egolf Eva Henson Gloria Cutchln and Johnny Miller married millionaires and Pat Fisher marued a farmer Bob Leatherman Speak ing of farmers several others who engaged in the agricultural sciences were Charles Long John WOTth1HgtOH and John Crout In addition to the mad organist D1 Seibert recalls other fanatlcs in the musical spotlight a Hot Fingered James Muriin a windy sax plaver by the name of Walter Smith and a hdd er Barry Berkson Of the more stable musiclans were found Ruth Carroll who won fame as a concert pianist June Martln as a singer and John Ford as a dancer The field of commerce was well represented with Nancy Aves a merchandize buyer Amelia Lelchel a designer of clothes Pat Stotel myer and Joanne Schlotterbeck models of bathing suits Sex eral artists Joev Kanaga June Oliver Betty Toms and Shlrlee Starcher attained fame with thelr calendar girls Gloria Moser and Phyllis Kline wrote some best sellers and June Moser Janice Price Ann Ground Lucille Stride and Jean Suman served as their secretaries Others in the com merclal field were Eddy Smith car salesman Doris Sheiss and La Verna Sullu an telephone operators Janet Herbst and Betty Sprecher beau ticlans DOFIS Rldgely stenographer Robert Powles owner of a hard mare store Charles Llllard went from door to door selling brushes Jerry Poffenberger sat on Wall Street as an accountant and D Jackson Funk was an engineering manager of an Electrlc Company IH his spare time from being an actor Jean Hagerman s name flashed 1n lights on Broadway along with Amelia Falk s the playwrlght. The attraction to medicine drew Joan Sweeney Jean Miller Jesse Harr June Weeks Wanda Himes and Mary Kesselring as nurses and Jo Ann Bell Bob Ditto and Jonas Eshelman as doctors. Oh yes Bill Willard spent most of his time in the hospital too' he made a nice guinea pig. Joe Snyder made his pot of gold as a radio commentator and Joan Se ll helped thousands of broken hearts with her advice to the lovelorn. In politics Harris LeFew and Jim Spofford ittained two lengthy seats in the U. S. Senate' and another John Cottingham ran for sheriff because he spent so much time in jail anyway Then as is usual there were some shady connections such as an eccentric Chemical Engineer Bill Bearinger of whose death xery little is known but on whose tombstone was inscribed- He Died By Degrees. Clarence Powell and Maurice Johnston as refrigeration engineers were beliex ed to have locked themselves in an icebox and frozen to death. L The diary concludes 1 I leave these notes to relieve myself of opposition to my destruction of formula XP99 and its reversal. As you can see such characters re- xix ed to life on earth, would disrupt the whole cycle of existence. PAGE EIGHTEEN I . V - - II , , , ' I , I' I I , I U . . . . . A r rx , A, , I . 1 . . 1. .W N. I - I I , I . I ' N . I . . 'nk - ' tv 1 I , , J . H .. . A . I . I . I I . I Y . I K . , . ' A 1 K r ' I . . I I I , I , I . I I I , I ' v a K A 1 x - KA . 7 7 A K A u v 1 A lv ' I I Y .q i I I II ' I I, K . . . I v r K1 1 1 fx 1 ' I I. I I I' L I I , , , . f K I . I I I , I I I I. I - . . . . I W L x , I IL -vc A W I, x W ' I, I lI , I, ' 7 I ' ' I . I I I I, I I I . I w I I . . Y . . . I I I H , . . . . A I Y L .I , I Ka U I I v 1 II I I I I , , , II I I I I I I , , I I I I , I I I I , , C4 w w I I c I I I ' 44 I I C I I I I s 1 s I v I I I me , I I I , I I I I I I 7 1 1 ' ' , a 7 , I I I I I I I I I , I I, V I ,, I I I sa I c I I I I I I I I I I I I I ,I I 97 I 7 I' Il

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PRODHECY Shhhhh You are being proiected 700 years into the future Now you are ox er the spot where presery ed records have been discovered by archeologists concerning the ancient city of Hagerstown A certain Dr Don ild Einstien Seibert encased his diaiy in a uranium chamber iust be fore his llboratory blew up in 2248 A D almost 500 years ago Sci entists ire interested in his research on a life revival formula which they belieye he perfected and then destroyed after he found it could not con tribute to the peace and welfaie of humanity Here read it vourself Diaiy of Donald Einstien Seibert Ph D July 7 2248 A D Todav I haye completed my formula for the reversal of formula XP90 yy hich iey 1ves the dead into living human beings Both formulas must be destroyed as soon as I can return great grandfather Seibert whose body I used expeiimentally to his place in the cemetery His pres ence back on earth has brought great wrath upon the citizens of Hagers town The old gentleman carrying his 318 years very obviously 1s a rather teirorizing sight on the streets and I am rapidly gaining the ieputation of 1 maniuc In trying to locate his old schoolmates he has been miking i study of burial records Now he wants me to reviye all of has found all of those buried around Hagerstown The first to be reviy ed according to him was Porter Lee who wis in the undertaking profession in his day and who buried old man Seibert His g,1e1t grandson Digger Lee owns one of the biggest mummy fac tories in tovyn I nnd that the the old timers back in the 1950 s were en gaged in miny crackpot occupations between national disputes over such queer things as man xgement labor atomic energy and earth motion I would like to relate some of them as old man Seibert s memory recalls One Richard Troxell ran an establishment by the name of Dicks Bai for the sale of beverage refreshments Robert Stimmel was bar tender which is one who pours said beverages into containers for the con- sumption by the customers. The old man recalls Rae Spector Phyllis Hoiman and Dorothy Smith as women psychiatrists. They apparently had some business be- cause a mad organist by the name of Hilton Bennett died in their hands. In the engineering profession were Tom McCubbin George Bushey and Bill Eryin. Mary Dansberger decorated the houses designed by Bushey. Old m in Seibert hid quite a few acquaintances in the educational field. Isibelle Martin taught kindergarten' Mickie Rupert English' Ernest Morrison History' Nancy Williams bpanish' and Peck Martin John Recher Mary Palkoyitr and Phyllis Rohrer were gym teachers. Mary Francis Recher and Mary Whitelegg also turned their talents that way. Athletics claimed several boys. Pom Parks played professional bxseball and Pob Carey played basketball. Lawrence Dunn was physical director at the Y. M. C. A. The Reverends Richard Howard and George Auxt were kept quite busy conducting the rites of marriage for such notable as Andree Smith, PAGE SEVENTE ?'l' I . I 1 Y 1 Y N 7 . c I I I . I ' ' ' 1 I I v ' .- I K U - 1 'T' I I 1 I I C I I I 1 V I - . I 1 1 . 1 . i .4 4 v A - - . I , . ., , . . an D C Y S, Q Y . 1 7. I' - . . . In I, v 1 1 1 - ' I I I I I , Y Y w nl I .1 . . I L I , I - I . I I A ,- ' ' Aw K- . , I I I , I . . A U , 0 1 - 4 .1 . 1 . C C I I I I I 2 ' f 2 I' ' ' . I ' ' ' them, so you can see why I must get rid of him as soon as possible. He Y . I, . . . I' Y , ' , I , is , II I , . f'z I , , I I - . Y . y . . . , - ' I I j . I, I I I' . Y I W 1 4' . . f I I C ' , y I . Y '1 . , I l ,, . 4 u . . , I I If I I. I ' . . . GK I I C y I y Y I I KK II , I , . . I U I I C I I IC y , I , N V N I I 1 I v I v I v y K I' r I I . an I 5 . s V I in , , I . . A I K A . H w I I

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E HEISKEII 1947 We the giaduites of 47 being of sound mind do hereby bequeath the following Osborne Fhompson the 12th lathe in Machine Shop to any Junior Donald Carnahan my lousy tooth powder mide in Chemistry Class to inx member of the Junior Class J lck Stex ens all the chewing gum on the seats in the Auditorium to the Junioi Class Joy ce Clark my position is girls x irsity manager and my back seat on the bus going to games to Exelyn Robertson Jessie Hair the L Abbe Constantin to all the French Classes Kathleen Poffenberger all of m, Shorthand and Ty ping Classes to lndus trious Faye Staley Phyllis Rohrer my position of center guard on the Varsity to Sis Young 12 7 Miss Moser to nothing but the best of homerooms Betty Toms all the time spent in drawing instead of listening to Delores Miner Emory Draper the responsibility of tikmg care of H H S money to Charlotte Nye the lunch time ox er at the Val to any Junior who can get xway with It Odell Deiterick my reliable Remington to any fortunate Commercial boy Ch irlcs Long the pin ups in my locker to Johnny Breeden Lorettl Beard my grades ln English to Mary Shoemaker Dorothy Smith my know ledge oi French to Monsieur Heathcliffe La Veini Jxnc Sullixan my seat during the fourth period study in the Auditorium to Joyce Robinson and hopes she stays in it more than I did Jeanne Kershner Miss Hyatt the privilege of giving my conduct cuts to some unfortunate Junior Jicqucline Kcndxll mx seit in P D class to any fortunate person who may take P D Janice Pettit ill of my shoithand homework to Betty Peterson Virginia Kretzer-my rubber doll in Home Ee. to the best Homemaker next ye ir. Mary Pilkoxitz-my position on the Varsity to any one lucky enough to acquire it. Mildred Bowers-my Chemistry apron to Donna Stouffer and I hope she knows wx hat to do with it better than I did. John Recher-my place in Chemistry lab to Hank Hershey and Glenn Miller. Cfhiiles Saxe-ill desk tops that I have carved to any Junior who cares to continue this philanthropic work. Lewis Stzley-my 551.50 burret tube to Alvey Kinsey and the Chemistry cliss. Phyllis Kline-my scat -md mtrks in Bookkeeping to Connie Pryor. PAGE NINETE J T E SENIORS' '47' LASI WILL AND IESIAMENI O 4 v , ' . D r I 2 ' D 5 9 I I K v . 1 - . z 1 . 1 r . I ww C v' gn- n v 1 I V. w ' I ' C ni x n H . A u v V N- T yy Lv' ' as ' nw' va L' y 1 ,- v 4 L . S r ' ,-. L1 . U, K ' S ' 4 , 44 1 ' H , 4 r I ' yy V7 . AK L . 1- . g I Dy 7. - i . w W I . sT 1 I , L g - . s z . . . someone else to give away to the best of the1r ability. 1 . I . I 1 Y . . L . z as K- ' - . ' ' . I 2 . tv 7- 4 Av ' 'S v l , ' , Y r - a ,' u ' ar ' z 2 A 'f' - s ' ' 1' ' . ' . V . r . . A- 1 'SS uv. - ' v' 7' v' A . . , . . . 1 1 ' N z - s he ' . . ' . f ' : A I ' 2 Y w 4 T ' V K 1 z . , 2 , , 3 . , 3 ,s v 4 , . . C A 1 1 C 1 1 A 2 I 1 C 1 I , C K I c . , C n L Kms v L A If C 2 E N