Hagerstown High School - Epitome Yearbook (Hagerstown, IN)

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19 E P I 'I' O M IC 27 SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY I.ast summer when I was visiting an Indian Reservation in Oklahoma, an old squaw, sitting at the entrance of her wigwam. asked to tell my fortune. She foretold such a happy futu1'e for me that I wished that I mig'ht lea1'n the futures of all my classmates. Iividently she read my mind, for she said that she would read the futu1'es of my friends at home for the ring I was wearing. I eagerly consented and the squaw entered the wigwam. I began to really wonder what and where all my friends would be on this same day in 1947. The squaw, as if in answer to my thought reappeared and said: Ilarold Bland is the first human to climb the north pole and place the Stars and Stripes on top of the pole. In his spa1'e moments, he teaches the liskimos to play basketball. His team has good chances to win the Polar championship. Louise Ilertram wins the hundred yard dash in the recent Olympic games. She has the reputation of being the fastest red haired woman in the world. Illair Martin has inherited IDurbin's restaurant and has developed it into a hobo's paradise where all hoboes may eat t1'ee ot charge. Ilowever, college graduates are preferred and get the best service. Violet Ilill holds the endurance prize for talking. Carroll McCullough and Norman XYerking' are rowing a motor boat to Jerusalem, where they are gomg' to cultivate dates. Incidentally they plan to see the world. Dorothy Ellis is a fluent saleswoman, selling post holes for Sears, Roe- buck K Co. IIa1'ry Scott is judge of the Supreme Court and has just declared un- constitutional the bill for furnishing Iceland with lawn mowers. Ile gives this proof of his stand on page one of Noah XYebster's dictionary. Helen Copeland is selling' loud speakers for the Aerialless, Tubeless. Bulbless Radio Co. You pay half down and 1'est for lifefor until the thing wea1's out. Marvel Iloliday is engaged in teaching' the little African children to play tiddle-de-winks. lt is rumored that the League of Nations is contemplat- ing' passing a law forbidding' such games of chance to be played, so it's not known what Ma1'vel will do then. James Smith has concocted a new machine that will cut his hair as well as keep it combed. Mary Katherine Beeson owns a bird sto1'e where she sells bird seed fo1' cuckoo clocks. I'aul Foulke and Dorothy Ifoulke, are seeing' thei1' dreams come true. They are receiving large 1'etu1'ns from Mr. Foulke's invention of a painless mouse tl'ap. Page twenty-one

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19 EPITOME 27 Norman XYerking .Y...,. Carroll McCullough Guy Davenport ...,...,. .Harold Bland ....,,... Blair Harter .,.,..,..,. Helen Copeland .,,,.,. Louise Bertram ....r,,re julia Doughty .,Y,., , Gene Stoneeipher ,,,, Blair Martin i....... Harry Scott ............ Marvel Holaday '.,,,,. Mary Beeson ......,.,....... Katherine Burgess ...,..... Deon Bookout ....Y......... NYilbur XYerking NYallaee Murray ....u... James Slnith ,,..,.,.. Paul 'Foulke ........ Violet Hill ........ Esther Dill ......,,......... Estella Thompson ...,.,, Dorothy Ellis ...,,..,.....,., Josephine Lannard ..,.,..,.. Naomi Lee ..o......,..,,,. Page twenty THE MUSIC BOX REVUE lorses Lightning ,,,,,...........l3i0' Boy D .f Own Louise ,,,i.,,,,My Sweetheart Glenda ,,..m...iille Made Me Cry ,..o..Red Headed Mania ..,,,,t..,,,,.......Lonesome Mamma ,v,,,...,..iCrazy XYords, Crazy Tune ,.,,...,Tie Me To Your Apron String Love My llahy ii.,,...Migl1ty lilue ..i,.....Mary Lou Katherina .i,..,.,Recl llot Henry Brown llad Bill ......,tYou-You Tell 'er I S-S-S-Stutter ,t,,,i.,lJorotl1y Blues ...,.,.iSleepy Time Gal .........XYahash Blues ,.,.i,...,My Stella ,,..............,.....Baby Face Girl in Ilis Arms ...,..,.Down hy the Nllinigar XYoiks

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19 EPITOME 27 lfstella Thompson has started a rolling pin factory and is finding a ready market for her produce. She reserves a certain per cent of the output of her factory for her own private use. tiene Stonecipher operates an aeroplane to Mars, especially recom- mended to honeymooners. ln Iact, that is the way he got his incentive to start the line-to find a place to go for his own honeymoon. Josephine Lennard is employed by llarnum X l1ailey's Circus to teach the elephants toe dancing. llowever she is planning a change. You will have to watch the newspapers for further news of her. lllair llarter is mail carrier in the Sahara. He is very well liked by the natives, because he is able to converse with them in their own language so very well. lle is daily acquiring the manners of a real sheik. Naomi Lee is making a lecture tour. Her subject, God created man as an experiment-XYoman was the hnished product, proves that she still dis- likes boys. Hill XYerking is window washer in a school for the blind. ln the evening he teaches the blind children the art of astronomy. lfsther Dill is a model for white dresses and evening gowns in an ex- clusive shop on lfitth Avenue, New York City. Guy Davenport is the most famous human Hy and tight rope walker in the world. He is to appear in Hagerstown in a few years. hlulia Doughty is married and has recently moved to a ranch to have accommodations for her rapidly increasing family. Deon liookout is a staunch member of a bachelor club located at l'odunk. Tl fi 1 ' 's 0 ie nt to maiiy 1. 3Fl,oCO. The club has prospered financially to such an extent that they are planning to erect Deon a new home. Katharine Burgess is a matron of an orphan asylum for stray dogs and cats. She rinds her work very entertaining. Wiallace Murray is an ardent Salvation Army leader in XYalnut Level. He has the hearty support of all the people of neighboring towns. Here the old lndian woman stopped and said f l'hat's all. I was im- mensely pleased with the returns for my ring and started off in high glee. llowever, I chanced to look at the calendar and it read: what do you sup- pose-April the lfirst. Page twenty-two