Hagerstown High School - Epitome Yearbook (Hagerstown, IN)

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mutt ol' oyvr lifllf Il Century of couftzuit ciulcziyoi' to lmuilrl mo An Accomplislzmemf , lust as tlic ixlllllllillff stzuicls :it ilu- tlirwliolrl ul grezitci' opf I,Hl'lll1llllC'3 +luc to lmving ziccoiiipliwlicrl tlu' tzulqw itwigilwl- 'liliu Blmlcru Starr Klzulc instruiuc-nlw :ur llic zicmiuplislif merfcct musical iustrunicnts. l It will may you to liuy Il niusiuzil lllSll'llIllk'lll'. tlircct lroui tlic iunnufzicturci' :ind tlicn you will Iac zissiirt-al uf wzitisfztctioii. Slum Maile Klusicnl Instruments :ure our own lmuliict, tliui'el'ort' wt know tlizit ilu-y will give you the szitisfzictiou you ilcsirc--zuicl, our terms of pxlviuciit :irc vc-ry lilmt-ml. XYQ will lic glzul to lizwc you comic in :tml look oyci' our line. XYG woulcl lilie to get IlC4lllZlllliCfl, with you. T e Starr Piano Company 831-935 Main Street Richmond l'L'

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Office and School Supplies Ex7ery thing for the ofhce and school room Wholesale or retail Bartle 5' Ro 9 Q21 Main St. Richmoncl TOLW SH. lilinks: The untlercrust to that chicken pic you hrought nie was tcrrilnly touglif' XYgii1t-1-1 There wasn't any under- ql-usr In that pie, sir, it was scrvt-cl on ll pripei' plate :ind you have czitcn it. XYHY Tlllf RL'Sll. Fan flute ru'1'ix'al, out of hrenthilz XYl1zit's thc score ? Pun: Nothing to nothing. F3113 Good gzune, ch? Pun: l rlon't know, it h:isn't strirtcrl yet. LIXVON PURPOSF. XYe know :1 joke nliout why the chicken crosscml thc road. But wc wont iiullct. T1 lL't1ll lfll? Say, wziitcr. is this an incuhzitor chicken? lt tzistcs like it. l flon't know, sir. lt must he. .Xuy chicken that has lpzul :1 inothei' coulll neyci' get as touffh Ili 5 this mic. FRICSII THING. M . . . . , -,, ,Xu you ltllllllltll' uith the Qll'lSf l tried to he once with one, hut sllc slzuzpetl nn' tzice iliX1lR.XXt'l2 IS BLISS. l'll'-l llcnirccki ihhllll tht-se wives thc iiniit? XXI- liushzlnmls flon't know anything' :xt :ill :intl our wives know cyerytliingf' Qcconsl llcullcck: Nope, there is onc thing' my wife :uhnits fhc flocsn'l kn 1IXY XYh:1t on c:u'th is that? WI - ' 'IX' 5l'lC' lNZ1I'l'lCll 1113. CC ,Q Be an American is the wish of the merican Trust ancl Sax7ings Ban Richmoncl

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Tlllilli NCJSIQ KNUXYS. Slick: llow mlo you get so many Tlwe Snappily Dressecl Young Men girls? I U Slickerzl C'lli! I just sprinkle a are clothed by ittle gasoline on iny lixirnlkcrclnct. Sl l l NITRS Rlikll JYED. Kennecly Clotlcting Ike: Mike, you just ought to see C ny girl. You know rlic luis the most kisszrlilt- nioutli :intl lier teeth :ire like I -v the little stars. Hike: 'l'l1t-y onine out every night ull ' l City Drug Store Complete Line Drugs, Jewelry, Paint ancl Sclwool Supplies Don't forget tl'1e Electric Slwop in connec- tion Witlt tlie Drug Store. Any lcincl of electric equipment solcl ancl repaired xl. H. Stoneciplwer, Prop. Hagerstown 803 Main St. Riclrmmond SOMI2 'l'R,XX'l2l.IX11 IS SLOXY. .Ns the car reachecl its destination an 4'-lti nizrn with ll long white liczlrd rose Ice-lmly from fl corner sent and totterctl toward the cloor. llc was, however, stopped lmy tht- conductor, who suiml: Your fare, please. I paid my fare. XYl'ien, I clon't reinemlmer it? XYl1y'. I pziiil it when I Qot on the car. HXYIICTC' dirl you gct on P At Muncie. Hrlillflt won't clo! XYl1cn I left Muncie tlierc was only zr little boy on the car. Yes, answered the olml man, I know it, I was that little boy.