Hagerstown High School - Epitome Yearbook (Hagerstown, IN)

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fl-bis model on sale at only SIOO Our New Big Store presents a furniture display of style, quality and economy combined to rnalce it possible to lwave attractive bomes. We cordially invite you to visit our big store at any time go tl1rougl1 our mam- motlt stoclis see for yourselfwlwy it is tliat people wlio want tl'1e best buy liere. Visit our Brunswick sltop. Hear tlwe new Brunswick records. The Brunswick plays all malxes of records. Slsmop at 7 Omey S Complete Home Furnislwers Richmond F re is Clotlwes Shop L'XDL'lC F.XNlII,l.XlQi'l'Y. Cop qzmgrily, In fzxir 1l1m1tu1'istl, The next time ye flrnri Stull :it mv sig- nal, l'll pinch yu Fair Xlotorirt lQolm'i1igl: Sir, lwxx tlzire yoii? Tm A-XYMID Tllli RUSH. Fine Clotlwing an Hats 7io Main Street Riclmmond Last cveniiig, sir, l distinctly saw my rlaugliter sitting in your lap. What explanatiori C1111 you 1nKz1lie? I got here early, sir,-lmcfm'c the others.

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Visit the Model for 9 Fashion Park Clothes Nusbaunl S for men and young men rl-he home of quality merchan- Holeproof Hosiery dise at the lowest prices and Dry Goods Manhattan Shirts Millinery Q Model Lee B. Nushaum Co. 7oq-7x1 Main Street 7IQ-721 Main St. Richmond Richmond OYER THE PHK JNE. I want you right away, this minute! XYill you come ? 'AXYon't you please come ? XYell, won't you promise ine that you'll come tonight? I simply must '4.' Uh, I don't know what I shall ever do without you! Cant you possibly come? I need you sol H .1 Uh, I think it's just terrible, having to wait so. Tell me! Is there anybody else? L lh, I was sure of it. I knew there must he without asking you. rr rv If you only would come to me! VVon't you please? If you only could be made to realize the distress I :un in- tIfditor's Note.-The above is not a conversation between a discarded girl and the brute of a inan she loves. It is merely one side of a telephone chat between a house- keeper and the nearest plumber during a severe Cold snapj

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We are now in a position to re- grincl cylinclers for all malces of motors, and if desired, furnish pistons for same. Prices furnished upon request. Farm Implements Teetor - Hartley phone 263 Motor Corporation Hagerstown Hagerstown pl lOI1e 22 IIUXY .Xlilt ll'T IT? The man hzul just iufornicml the ljullninn agent that he wautecl Z1 herth. Upper or lower? ziskerl thc agent, XYlizit's the cliiicreuce P There's 11 iliffercnce of titty cents in this case, rcpliefl the agent. The lower is higher than thc upper. The higher price is for thc lower. lf you wzuit the lower you will have to fro liieher. We sell the upper lower thzm the lower. ln other words, thc Pf 5 higher the lower. Most people clon't like thc upper, although it's lower on account of ht-ing higher. Vtlicn you occupy an upper you hzlye to get up to go to hed :incl get clown when you get up. You can have the lower, if you pay higher. The upper is lower hecnuse it is higher. lf you are willing to go higher, it will he lower. Hut the poor man fainted.