Gwynns Falls Junior High School - Gwynnonia Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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Q Q FINISH ' fu FINISH ' 1 FINISH CA noted educator says: A I-Iigh School Diploma is Necessary for a profession Desirable in business College demands it Business asks for it The shop respects it. With it You get a job more easily Advance more rapidly Climb much higher High School training adds Poise Dignity Confidencef' If you find it impossiblefto go on to Senior High School, we should like the opportunity to talk to you arid your parents. tra er:Br ant St trz1ttoniC0llege CHARLES AND FAYETTE STREETS BALTIMORE, MARYLAND Call, write, or phone Plaza 5626 U B

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june 1931 GWYNNONIA 55 SUGGESTIONS TO THE FACULTY We, the members of the Senior Class, after mature deliberation and three years' experience and observation, make the following suggestions to our faculty for the greater glory of Gwynns Falls: 1. That faculty meetings be held at least twice a week, thus providing for pupils' quick dismissal and freedom from punishment. 2. That there be a hte-drill for teachers once a day-twice a day in hot weather. 3. That no teacher be allowed to get a drink between classes. 4. That teachers be forbidden to speak in the hall. 5. That teachers be required to pay twice as much as pupils for their lunch. 6. That pupils see that teachers keep their desks clean. 7. That during lunch hours for pupils and teachers, teachers be forbidden in the library, au- ditorium, or outside. 8. That teachers be forbidden to take lifts on Hilton Street going to or from school. FAMOUS SAYINGS OF FAMOUS TEACHERS ' Mlss SAI-IM: 'iYou're not dumb, you're just lazy! Miss LEWIS: Now when I was your age, I-'i FREEZE: My, aren't we having a fine time? MISS MCGEE: 'QTen ollf, MISS CORSE: Little dearsln Mlss HANRATHY: 1sn't that true, children? Miss BARTON! Rise and pass out. Miss SAPPINGTON: Isn't that rather presump- tuous? MR. SALTZIVIAN: Tenn-shun! Miss BASFORD: Put your paws down. MISS LEVIN: So much for that. Miss FOUNTAIN: Good morning, class. Miss WELLMQRE: In the room, in the room, boy. Miss FREEBURGER: Now, my little nephew- Miss 1-IAHN: Now, boys and girls, we want a hundred percent in everything. Let this be an A1 class. Miss COLLINS! How are the experts coming along? Miss JOHNSON! You can't fool your grandma. MR. SAFETY RULES 1. Teachers please sound horns before enter- ing classrooms. 2. Students are not allowed to have pens ex- tending over six inches from books. 3. One-way banisters-only to aid climbing stairs. 4. Students observe red lights between room 118 to room 122. 5. Five-mile per minute speed limit to be ob- served in halls. 6. Speed limit at 2.30 P. M.-100 miles per second. 7. All luggage parked in waste cans to avoid accumulation of books. 8. Books are to be parked in the middle of aisles to clear desks. Teachers should avoid stumbling over them. 9. Parking hours from 6 A. M. to 9 A. M. in front of school. 10. Keep to the right of teachers in auditorium to avoid being caught. ASK ME ANOTHER ANSWERS 1. Sahm 2. Benn-ett 3. Frank L. Freeze 4. Stoll 5. 1-lare 6. E-baughs fl-le bawlsj 7. Get a drink from a Fountain and Cook some Rice. 8. Spyr and Shields. 9. Stern 10. Lewis and Clark 11. Kelley tires 12. Burns 13. Grimm 14. Have a Hart-man! 15. Johnson 16. Levie 17. Hahn 18. Lease 19. The Gardner 20. Peter's chocolate 21. I-Ie Fell down the Hill and hurt himself on a Rock 22. Prince Carroll 23. Morris chair 24. Weaver 25. Sol You Will-hide in the Forrest. 26. Nichol 27. A Tribull rite 28. Duncan Bond Bread 29. Corse 30. That he may Will-is something. Teacher: What is a pronoun? Pupil: A person without a name. 4: Pk -9: Geography Teacher: Name a mountain range in the East. Pupil- The Application Mountains.

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