Gwynns Falls Junior High School - Gwynnonia Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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W , W Q w ' .W J k r.. - .- 1 5 lf ' , ' GWYNNGNIA JUNE, 1931 0 Published by the pupils of GWYNNS FALLS JUNIOR HIGH SCHCOL BALTIMORE w m mX X X To the June Class of 1931 I offer my sincerest wishes for four things: that they may be sufficiently discontented to strive for better thingsg that they will be religious enough to express their devotion in terms of service as well as in servicesg that they may be sunny enough to be unpopular with pessi- mistsg and that they may grow enough mentally and spiritually to be bigger than anything that can ever happen to them. , Corclially yours, We, the Class of 1931, Dedicate in sincerest affections and respect, Our Year Book to MISS TERESSA FOUNTAIN Her lcindliness and sympathetic understanding have been our constant aidg her high ideals have made for us a standard to followg and her unceasing work and self-sacrifice have given to us many delightful school activities. 6 GWYNNONIA June 1931 CALENDAR OF EVENTS September 4: The saddest of the year. Hilton Street again open to trafiic and housewives refencing their lawns as protection against vandals. United Railways in possession of hall, distributing identification cards. All kinds of aides given by ofhce: slips and rules. Library open. September 8: Newspaper started and on the grind again. Reporters cluttering up halls bother- ing tired teachers. September 9: Poor little 7B,s taken to assemblies to be lectured. September 16: Strange sounds heard from the auditorium. Orchestra practice. September 17: Smuggling of food from cafe- teria forbidden. September 19: Camp Cookers Club organized for bachelors to be initiated into the culinary art. September 22: Freshies yelled Hooray , Thought school was on fire. Fire drill second period. September 30: Bank opened today. Many fu- ture millionaires ffreshiesj deposited. October 2: Artists came from far and near. Art Club organized. October 6: Vocations Club ofiicers elected. Funny how some people like work! 9A classes have some luck. Fourth October 7: period off to hear concert by Walter Dam- rosch's orchestra. Stat gazers and such joined Science October 8: Club, which was organized. October 9: Extra! First edition of Ripples out. October 13: Wanderlusters join Travel Club. October 17: Dramatic Club presented two scenes from Robin Hood with assistance of Glee Club. October 21: Newspaper Club went to Sun oflice to see how a real newspaper is handled. October 24: Will wonders never cease? School closed at 12:00 noon. It was rumored that there was to be no holiday for teachers as they had to attend a meeting. October 30: Miss I-Iarriet Donnelly presented a number of intricate dances during lunch pe- riods. November 3: Uncle Ed Warner of WCAO presented a novelty program at lunch as- sernblies. November 7: Any dull spirits received in the aft- ernoon with the handing out of report cards brightened up at night by annual A. A. Hal- loweien Party. December 2: Demonstration of use of telephone by Telephone Company's operator. December 10: General Science Club given a very pleasant talk on Aviation by Mr. C. H. Brinkmeyer. December 12: P. T. A. addressed by Dr. Bam- berger. December 18: Our own Helen Stokes presented a very delightful soprano concert in the lunch period assemblies. December 23: No work! Christmas play, A Christmas Carol , given. School wished A Merry Christmas by Dr. Berryman. Happy Days Are Here Again. Christmas holidays. January 6: Various assemblies during day for 9A pupils. Lectured by representatives from their chosen institution of higher misery. january 7: Three cheers for Mr. Van Sant. He organized Boys' Swimming Club. January 30: Commencement exercises for 9A classes. No labor during first and second pe- riods. Operetta given under the direction of Mrs. Hill. Huge success. February 4: Reorganization meeting of Home Ec- onomics Club for further information on cooking for the girls. fThey need it., February 13: The P. T. A. held a card party at the Oriole Cafeteria. Wonder what they ate? February 20: Orchestra broadcast over radio sta- tion WCAO. Some one said that new tubes were purchased after the rendition. February 21-23: Teachers went to New York for winter vacation. The student body could have stood one, too. March 4: Mrs. Margaret Wells Wood gave a very intersting talk to ninth grades in an eighth period assembly. March 12: Parents visited the school. Many cases of heart failure reported by the nurse. March 16: Marionette performance by Mr. Paul Braun, sponsored by one of the school's most active clubs, the Dramatic Club. March 18: Boys won City Heavyweight Cham- pionship in basketball. Ahem! Some heavies. March 31: Dr. Berryman retires amidst a sorrow- ing faculty and student body. April 1: Mr. Charles F. Willis, our new principal, puts in his first appearance. April 20: Another very enjoyable entertainment presented by the Dramatic Club. This was the silent motion picture, Don Q , starring Douglas Fairbanks. June 17: Commencement Day for graduating classes. Some singers! June 18: A. A. picnic at Carlin's. fIt is under- stood that the owner took out an accident insurance policy last week.j june 1931 GWYNNONIA 7 .g..g..Q..g..q........g..q..g..g..g..g..g.....g g..q..,..g..q..g..g..q..g..g..g..g..p..g..g. .g THE GIDDY WHIRL WEATHER FORECAST! f EDITION! Final Slow, but warmer, Increasing fogginess. Wi 9430 l PUBLISHER! Not responsible GWYNNONIA, JUNE 16, 1951 PRESIDENT'S INAUGURATION A GALA AFFAIR Early this afternoon the most gala presidential parade in the history of our country went down Pennsylvania Avenue. The inauguration, although it had been postponed since March at the new president's suggestion, was a great affair. There were floats from each state and airplane forma- tions overhead. The first division of the musicians was conducted by Mantz Ramming. Mr. Ram- ming, reclining comfortably in an automobile, headed his band. Selwyn Hartlove, the incoming president, rode, instead of the customary limousine, a hippopota- mus, the sign of his party. He said that he want- ed his stay at the White House to be different and original. As the first innovation. he has invited the Ziegfeld Follies to the White House tonight instead of having the customary inauguration ball. Upon reaching the Capital, President Hartlove tried to slide out of the taki1Ig of the oath, but Chief Justice Gutsch was too clever for him. In his inaugural address, he stated'that the people will have no cause of complaint. He in- tends to let Congress and the Cabinet take charge of all political problems while he spends his time reviewing the Army and Navy and speaking at Boy Scout anniversary celebrations. Several Sena- tors and Representatives have said that they are overwhelmed by his generosity. As a matter of form, he gave his stand upon certain national problems. When questioned on Child Labor, President Hartlove said that he would stand firmly against child labor in the class- room. He admitted that strikes were permissible when children had become tired of work at school. He said that he would advocate, also, free motion pictures for school clIildren, particu- larly from seven to ten in the evening. The president announced some of his Cabinet as the following: Secretary of State-Edgar Hild, who is very good at talking himself out of scrapes. Secretary of War-Luther Montgomery, who is interested in wrestling. Secretary of Treasury-Malcolm Spicer, who likes to handle money. Secretary of Agriculture-Charles Whittle, who is experienced in farming. Secretary of Labor-Robert Straw, who is brilliant at discovering ways of avoiding it. Senator Slinkman, when interviewed, predicted a prosperous, if not hectic, administration for our new president. if POLITICAL NEWS OF THE GREAT AND NEAR-GREAT Congresswoman Josephine Diomede of Balti- more, Maryland, will be the principal speaker at a banquet to be given by the Civics Club of Gwynns Falls Park Juniar High School in the ball room on the ninety-sixth floor of the new Bal- timore Hotel next Wednesday evening at 8.30 P. M. Doris Rowles, the famous political speaker, held a meeting last night at Charles and Baltimore Streets, advocating the election of her favorite candidate-herself. As usual, she used a soap box for her platform. Louise Harrell has been nominated as the Gov- ernor of Maryland on the Democratic ticket. The Democrats thinks she will carry the election with a huge majority. She has had.a very brilliant po- litical career. Though young, she has held many responsible positions. Clara Belle Peters, the miss with the sunny smile, has joined tlIe International Civics Club and expects to be entered as their best bet in the Chatterer's debate next month. Reba Catherman, member of the House, con- ducted a filibuster all alone today. When the meeting adjourned, the members staggered out ex- hausted, but she was still talking. Elmer Lynch, Senator from Maryland, has pro- posed a bill which will change the educational sys- tem of the whole country. If this bill is passed, teachers will give all instructions over the radio and with the aid of television will be able to de- termine whether students are doing their home- work or not. 8 GWYNNONIA Iunel931 .Q..g..g..g.mum-0.-M-O..mm.-p.g..q..g..g..g..g..g..4..g..g..g..g..g..q..q..g..g.....g..g..g. -0 SCHOOL ENJOYING UNUSUAL FAME Gwynns Falls Junior High School Becomes School of Unusual Accomplishments Gwynns Falls Junior High School has become a school of unusual and wide-spread fame. Its remarkable work in the last few years is due to the great ability of the class which graduated from it in 1931. Many of these former pupils have returned to the school as principal and teachers. At last affairs are being managed as pupils want them. The star reporter, Dorothy Henderson, who re- ceived her reportorial ability from her experience as a reporter of the staif of Gwynn: Falls Ripples, has visited her old school and writes for us many matters of interest. Miss Alice Kefauver, the principal, has just made a suggestion to the school board, to elimi- nate the translation of Hercules from the Latin course of study. The student body has held a special assembly in her honor and has given her a vote of thanks. Leon Bloom, the famous Latin educator, and head of the school's Latin Department, recently completed his translation of Lanford and Scott, junior Latin Reader. The book has just gone into its one thousand edition. Mr. Bloom has required every pupil to buy a copy. A few have objected to this, explaining that they have no excuse for staying up until twelve o'clock and thus are miss- ing opportunities of getting distant stations on the radio. At last a way has been found to have all pupils passing in English. Miss Mildred Maemple, who as a student displayed great patience when teach- ers lectured classes on uninteresting subjetts, has found that this new system words. Her associate teacher, Miss Eleanor Helgert, has charge. Miss Helgert has written a new course of study, elimi- nating from it all things which her experience has taught her may cause pupils to fail. Mr. Francis Elmore was elected president of the school's Parent-Teacher Association. The fac- ulty and parents agree very heartily that he is capable of executing his new oflice in an excellent manner. Professor Francis Kennedy of the French De- partment, ancl president of the No-It-All-Club has been asked to talk to the students of the I-do- no Club of the school on What My Teachers Owe to Me. From such an authority the speech should be a success. Mr. Oliver Roberts, Professor of English at Jones University, will give a talk at an assembly on Friday. His subject will be How I Learned to Talk Fluent Englishf, It is said that he can Kovertalk' his former teachers. J, 'lf N EWLY-BOUGHT SECOND-HAND AUTO IN CRASH WITH STREET CAR Late this afternoon a nice, shiny, second-hand auto came to a tragic end in a crash with a street car. The automobile, which was being driven at a terrific rate of speed by Burnell Schwartz, col- lided with the trolley at the corner of Blink and Blank streets. Gerald Schaum, motorman on the car, denied all blame and in no gentle terms de- clared that persons who tear up the streets like Mr. Schwartz had been doing, should be in jail. It looked as though there was going to be a good, old fashioned fist ight, when the trafiic policeman appeared on the scene. He gave both men a sum- mons to Judge Maempel's court. f Mr. Schwartz appeared in court in heavy mourning for the deceased rattletrap. Before the trial was over, he had everyone in the courtroom, including his honor, the Judge, and the motorman, in tears and consequently got out of paying his fine. Mr. Schaum, however, did not get off so easily. He was fined ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents for wreckful driving. 4, THE GWYNNS FALLING AIRPORT DOING WELL A large crowd was gathered at the Gwynns Falling Airport Thursday afternoon, To draw such a crowd and not be giving away money, cre- ated some surprise in airplane circles. The feature of the attraction was Mr. Ambrose, who was giving his fellow aviators a demonstration. He received many exclamations on the size of his chest that surpassed by miles all of his brother fliers. Some of Mr. Ambrose's friends from way back in his school days gathered to greet him and he expressed pleasure at seeing them, especially as one repaid him the debt of a dime owed him for seventeen years. Mr. Ambrose took his friends for a ride in his new air scooter and demonstrated his new radio. To celebrate the occasion Dorsey Hild, an old schoolmate, was the announcer. The afternoon's ride passed pleasantly away with discussions about former school chums. It was learned that Harold Berman was the director of a studio of artists, all of whom had undergone together the painful process of being Ivanhoed at dear old Number 91. It was also found that Bernard Sagel was Cap- tain of the Smokehouser Basketball team and Reuben Smelkinson, the chemist, was now experi- menting with a new kind of fiammable school. june 1931 GWYNNONIA 9 .g..g........g..g.....g..q..g-..g..g..g..g..g...........g..g.....g.4.-g..g..g.....g..g..g.....g..g... SOCIETY CHIT-CHAT Party in Honor of Season's Most Popular Debutante The event of this week was a party at the home of Admiral Donald Jett, on the Severn River. Admiral Jett is a well known antique collector. The first guest to arrive was Miss Grace Schillace who had just returned from a concert tour. She has studied abroad under the instruction of the famous singer Francesco Drape. Soon after, Mr. Donald Wolff was announced. Mr. Wolff was recently awarded the prize, a 1917 model Ford, for being the best dressed man-about-town. They ar- rived in his new vehicle at the terrific speed of twenty miles an hour. The butler, Paul Geissenkotter fchosen because of the dignified way in which he announced the arrival of the guestsj, was quite surprised at one time when he opened the door, for confronting him was a former school chum, now Sir Aaron Epstein. Sir Aaron was recently knighted because of his deeds of valor. The remainder of the guests soon arrived. Miss Virginia Bailey, who has been much entertained since her debut, was accompanied by Mr. McDon- old Tracey. Mr. Tracey, you will recall, has just returned from a hunting expedition in South Africa. He has just presented Admiral jett with a crocodile tooth, which was extracted by the able Bernard S. French, Jr. Dr. French, one of our most eligible bachelors, whom we are glad to wel- come back to this country, was also present. Miss Charlotte Rossberg, who has spent the winter in Bermuda, was the next to arrive. Mr. Leonard Benowitz, a promising young lawyer who, al- though he has never yet won a case, is still opti- mistic and looking forward to a great future, was next announced, and after him, Miss Myra Belle Hurley, who recently graduated from Bryn Mawr with high honors. Monsieur joel Levenson, the great French artist, who, according to his auto- biography, studied under Michaelangelo fa por- trait of this famous man hung above his deskj, arrived from New York. He came to this coun- try for the purpose of painting the portraits of Henry Barton, transcontinental air-mail pilot. Many other celebrities arrived, the last of whom was an eminent scientist, Professor Emanuel Pu- retz. The Professor is contemplating a trip to Mars by rocket. Anyone wishing to accompany him must file application immediately. He en- tered the room with his friend, Sidney Berlin, who has just discovered a race of pygmies in Australia. Admiral Jett had provided many forms of en- tertainment for his guests. A fox hunt took place on Saturday. As Mr. McDonald Tracy could not bear the thought of killing a fox, he did not take part in this amusement. gag..q..g..g..q..g.....g..g..g..g..g..g..g..q..g..5..5-.5..g..g..q..g..q..g..g..g..g..g..g..g..g. The great Hindu magician, Randolph Kirkpat- rick, gave an exhibition of his skill in the eve- ning. An orchestra, consisting of five pieces, fur- nished music for dancing. The orchestra deserves mention for its discordant melodies. Robert Pierce, celloistg Carey Nugent, saxophonist, Rudolph Sommerwerck, harpist, Milton Ridgell, drummer, and Milton Meyers, violinist, were the members. The orchestra was led by Peter Gutsch. The solo- ist of the evening was Emma Schleuper, who, as all great artists, announced that she had reached the depths of happiness and the heights of de- spair. On Sunday, golnng, canoeing, tennis, and rid- ing were the principal entertainments of the morn- ing. The great event of the day was the depar- ture of Professor Emanuel Puretz in his rocket plane. He left for Mars in the afternoon. As the guests were departing, a sudden shout was heard. Mr. Donald Vifolff could not find his car. A general search was instituted and the auto- mobile was finally discovered in Admiral jettis antique room. The Admiral was very sorry, he said, to have to give the car up, so Mr. Wolff allowed him to keep it. A kind friend took Mr. Wolff home and the party ended happily for all. ' ANNUAL COMMENCEMENT OF ARTLESS ACADEMY Mr. Mackay last night was presented his degree in art. The degree was really for endurance in art because he is still making the clay cup he started in 1931. Mr. George Austerman was awarded his tenth one-year scholarship. He was loudly applauded when, in an acceptance speech, he claimed to have the largest pile of discarded artistic attempts in the world. The music of the evening was supplied by Mr. Kenneth Foy, who is one of the world's greatest pianists. At the conclusion of the evening Mr. Foy was presented a beautiful, battered, gold- plated cup for his playing at the commencement. The graduates marched out to the slow move- ment of Chop Sticks which Mr. Foy played with his usual ability. al: ATHLETICS WIN EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Defeat Switzerland Alps The Athletics, under the brilliant management of Nats Topel, have just beaten the strong Switz- erland Alps for the championship of Europe. The score was 8-1. The excellent pitching of Newberry made the Alps yodel. He had some excellent support in Howard Connelly, versatile third baseman. Connelly was banished from the 10 GWYNNONIA June 1931 game at the end of the eighth stanza because of a fit of anger at an opposing player in which Con- nelly threw his voice at him. Eddie Meyers, re- cently purchased from the Gwynns Falls Red and Grays for the enormous sum of S100,000, played a bang-up game in left field, garnishing four hits in as many trips to the bat. Among the noted people in the audience were Abe Friedman, mayor of Cheese City, Switzer- land, and Robert Straw, who has just completed his project of connecting the peaks of the Alps by a continuous chain of bridges. Miss Audrey Woods accompanied Miss Beatrice Walsh, fam- ous sportswoman. 3 FAMOUS SWIMMER SETS NEW MARK Miss Vera Freedenberg today set a new swim- ming record by swimming the Gulf of Mexico in two hours, three minutes, and four seconds. Miss Freedenberg wished to crash into Mexican society, so she chose this way of making a name for her- self. Miss Freedenberg's record was caused by good luck. A fisherman saw her floating on her back and he mistook her for a new species of fish and fished her up. He then took her to her des- tination. . eb HIKING CLUB ANNOUNCES NEW POLICY Miss Mabel Helwig is formally announcing the hrst anniversary of her hiking club. The last hike which Miss Helwig and her club attempted was unfortunately a failure because her Ford broke down far from its destination. This was a sad set- back to Miss Helwig's policy. The policy is this: Miss Helwig and her fellow- members go in the 'flivverv until they run out of gas. Then they hike to the place that was selected for the end of the hike. The gas is so measured that the Ford stops about twenty-five yards from the hiker's destination. Q- OUR IN QUIRING REPORTER I, r Do you know that- Jeanette Morgan has at last finished a piece of work by herself. Margaret Wolf has just bought a book shop, which to her dismay contains no thrilling detec- tive or underworld magazines. Marie Hall has been editing a comic strip in the Believe-it-or-notv news called That Typing Teachetf' In the recent search for the best cook, Miss Helen Lang won the laurels. The prize was a movable kitchenette. Miss Lang, out of the kind- ness of her heart, has promised to make a gift of it to the next flag-pole sitter. Mr. Robert Clickner has opened a school for backward pupils of ninth grades. We hear they are doing so well that some of them have just fin- ished learning the alphabet. Great strides in surgery have been made by Dr. Nolan R. Best, who has just invented a mallet which will do away with the use of anesthetics. One tap on the patientls head and he is ready for the operation. Louise Harrell is a gymnasium teacher at Gwynns Falls. Louise can still get at least 28 balls in the basket a minute. Helen Sullivan is the owner of the Big Suc- cess Company, on Lafayette Avenue. Her spe- cialty among books is Ivanhoe. Miss Catherine Robinson who sailed recently for an unknown destination, was found teaching typing and bookkeeping to the Fee-jee Islanders. Miss Beatrice Walshe has worked herself up from a humble secretary to the sixth vice-president of a chewing gum concern. Because of her posi- tion, Miss Walshe gets all the gum she wants for nothing, and that's plenty. Miss Jane Wolf is the thirteenth person to un- derstand the Einstein theory. She has devoted her life to this study, and now it comes perfectly clear to her. Edith Reinhardt has turned gypsy on us and is running a tea room in San Francisco's China- town. She tells the fortunes of all the little Chi- nese. 4 - -- A ADVERTISE WITH US Uncle falzeis Kiddie Carnival For Childish Fun by a Master of It Full arrangements and particulars from Jacob Schwiegerath, Station BABY PEEK-IN AT PEKING When in China do as Chinese do. Stop in at the Peek-In Ytuaeb Eppohs Owned and conducted by Miss Alice Keim YE OLDE CLOTHES PARKVIEW AVENUE Second hand suits. Worn only once by the owner Franklin Bitz PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAISE French taught in a thousand lesson: for more, Learn under an eminent professeur Francis Drape Q U june 1931 GWYNNONIA 11 THE ADVENTURES CF A DREAMER By HERBERT SHUGAR EDITORIS Nom: In looking over its ma- terial the Gic1'dy Whirl', found the follow- ing story written many years ago. It seems to be the result of 4 fevered brain that has just completed its junior high school career. It was one of those cold, rainy, misty days, that I had wandered up into the attic. Here I always came to brood and dream. Here I had learned to love and to appreciate my books and pictures. Upon this eventful evening, I decided to look over all my old treasures. I had nearly finished looking over all my things when a gold-bound book caught my eye. I had never seen it before and it presented an agreeable mystery to me. With great curiosity and care I placed it in my lap. Glaring gold letters greeted me as I turned the first page. It read The Book of Lifev. I was spellbound in my ecstasy. Here was a treasure, something I had never seen or touched. With eager and trembling hands I turned the second page. The only words on this page were, You are the honored one! Immediately after reading that, I felt some paradoxical, vague feeling, as though I were leaving the attic, as though I were reeling through some inexorable force. My eyes began to take in curious objects. Then I saw numbers swimming by: 1935, 1940, 1945, 1950. Suddenly everything cleared somewhat and a lone, old figure stood before me. He announced himself thus: I am Father Timefi I shall have taken you twenty years into the future in a short time. Each year I choose someone to rake into the hidden future. You have been honored on this occasion. I will inscribe your name in this golden category. He showed me a golden book with nineteen hundred and thirty names in ir. Again the same vague feeling returned and I seemed to skim through the air. I don't know what length of time had elapsed since my vague- ness had returned, but to my astonishment, I found myself in a spacious room. About me were gigantic shelves of large books. In a corner sat the same solitary, placid figure of Father Time. He began to speak: I will make you invisible to the naked eye. You shall make a two-day visit of Baltimore. You can go through the strongest doors, unseen, and through the thickest of windows, unheard. With this instrument you shall accomplish these mir- acles. He then wrote a message on a big piece of paper. While he was writing, I saw a grim, deso- late, menacing figure pass, I knew it was the Past. Right behind came a quiet, sedate looking gen- tleman who reminded me of the Present. Be- fore I could turn my back I saw the Future: bright, glamorous, optimistic. All this was vastly entertaining. Then the old patriarch, Father Time, handed me a peculiar piece of mechanism, which I care- fully fondled and then placed in my pocket. Merely press the small button on it, he said, and you shall have that which you seek or wish. Now go, my friend, and good luck to you. I sincerely hope you find all your Old classmates. On the outside I bumped into a man who was hurrying to his home. He was somewhat jarred. He looked around and then straight at me. He scratched his head aimlessly and continued on his way. My invisible apparatus had succeeded on first effort. This was fun! Bursting with confidence, I sauntered down the hall which led to a street. Once more in the open, I took a deep breath and began walking. I had hardly walked a block, when a loud voice was heard. I ran to the spot from where it seemed to come. There I found Oliver Gardner, a red- blooded, tough hoodlum, beating up his former classmate, Sidney Rodman. Noting Sidney's ex- treme discomfort, I decided to stop the brawl. I then asked Gardner, in a timid voice, how he had amassed such terrible strength. He coyly confessed to me that he had taken daily lessons in pugilism from the famous Gruber Shipley, who, in his prime, was known as Greasy Gruber . Shipley, by the way, had burned out all his energy singing for various organizations. Gardner's boldness had so impressed me that I determined to take him along with me on my jaunt through the streets. He assented. On our way downtown we passed a theatre. To be exact it was called the Gwynnsonia Theatre. I noticed they were having as its stellar attraction, Charlotte Orem as Venus de Milo , in A Fare- well to Armsv. We passed on. The next center of our attention was a debating hall. I wished to enter, so I told Gardner to wait for me, as he could not gain admittance through. the door. I explained to him my present situation and the advantageous methods I was able to em- ploy in order to gain any entrance. Then I made myself invisible and nonchalantly falthough I had no Muradl, strolled through the door. I immediately recognized the center of a large gathering. He was none other than Gordon Poore. He had just finished singing, The Lag- a-bond Lover . He stood alone on the stage now, and began his scheduled speech. His topic, long waited for by hundreds of eager students was Abolishing Crooning by Street Cleaners as They Work. 12 GWYNNONIA june 1931 !'Wirh such good men as Vudy Rallee and Bill Osborne in our ranks, it is well enough, but why should us he-men of the yodeling world be thrust aside in our attempt to gain honors, by these Hne- singing street cleaners. Thus spake Gordon. A great ovation greeted the finish of these Words, And, continued the lividly enraged Poore boy, the leader of this group is none other than the handsome, young, erstwhile world-famous ten- or, Francis Buckingham! A murmur went through the crowd. Enraged cries and confused exclamations lingered. Then Sidney Berlin sprang up from his seat and, given permission to speak, said: Bucking- ham, dashing as he is, not only is a rebel to you, fellow crooners, but he has the iron nerve to teach Herbert Newberry how to play basketball. From the latest reports I have received, he plans to open a gymnasium to strengthen young men, and then send them to his crooning school, which he also intends to establish. That was ,enough for me. As I left, the angry shouts rang the air, and almost broke my ear- drums. I decided I had had enough for one day. My hrst day seemed over, so we headed for Father Time's lodgings. When we arrived, I explained Gardner's presence to him. I-Ie nodded approvingly and handed me a scroll. I-Ie then said, When you open this scroll, you will find the number of the room in which you and your friend shall spend the night. YOu will also find a key. Put the key in your right pocket and your mechanism will have effect on your friend, if that should be necessary. Good-night. Shade of Athelstane, whispered Ollie, t'I'm hungry! Oh, as for food, said Father Time, who must have overheard, I will send some up. After all directions had been carried out and the food was eaten, I gave a long-drawn out sigh. What would the morrow bring? I wondered. We arose early and immediately started a tour through the industrial center of the city. A small, bright-looking factory attracted our attention. In the doorway we found Abraham Slamovitz. Upon seeing Gardner, he rushed over to him joyously and began pounding him about familiarly, as had been his custom in the past. But, as we all know, Gardner surprised Abraham with a terrific upper-cut to the big toe in his left foot. Slamovitz went down for the count of 0. When he rose, I thought I should never see a face so full of amazement, incredulity, and remorse. Of course, he wanted an explana- tion. After I told him all, he came over to Gardner and offered his hand. Gardner, hard as ever, eyed him with contempt and said in a hard tone, 'iBahl Slamovitz, shrugging his shoulders, asked me to come in his factory and watch his men at work. I told him I was in a hurry and asked him to expain the nature of his works. I found that he was a rich man, having made millions on his world-famous invention, the New Special Cribbing Machine. He imitated the pro- cess he once used in the classroom. After racking his brain for many years, he invented a machine, which strange to say, no teacher could detect. Thus he is making a fortune of money, selling the Cribbing Machine to hundreds of eager students. At the City Hall, we found Paul Geisenkotter pleading with the mayor, Jesse Hann, the red- headed and red-blooded he-man of Baltimore. Paul was demanding, If you do not listen to my pleas, I shall personally establish a movement among my fellow men, six feet tall and up, to force the city to make the ceilings of public buildings and li- braries higher, so that I can increase'my civic learning and reading capacity. Reallyn. Patil stamped his feet in anger, and the floors caved in. Dismiss this uncouth, impertinent young scamp from these premises, said I-Iann, addressing his secretary, Edward Ay. When he received no response, his I-Ionor, the mayor, investigated the cause. He found Ay asleep over his private desk, with a copy of Gwynns Falls Ripples in his hand. After I-Iann had awakened him, Ay blinked his eyes uncer- tainly, and murmured, 'QWi11 the meeting come to order?,' After this humorous incident, I purchased a paper. Ir was a good paper. Doris Oberseider was the editor and Lawrence I-larding was the reportorial genius of the paper. I was busily reading the paper when I saw Frank Angier's name at the bottom of the page. Following it up, I learned that he had distinguished himself as a window washer by turning his cap inside out and smoking a cigar from the wrong end. I also read of the fame Charles Cohen had achieved. Cohen, former star soccer player, was a chemist of high order. I-Iis great masterpiece was a fluid he had made, which when taken by miniature golf fanatics, kept them from breaking their clubs in a fit of anger because they missed the second hole. Or was it the ninth? We came to a statue of a man, which was called The Thinker-,', at the next corner. Beside this gigantic mass of sculpture was Stanley Goldstein. When I asked him why he was so quiet, he an- swered, Oh, I'rn practicing for my part in my next play, entitled 'Rip Van Winkle's Long Nap'. Again we passed on, Oliver sniffing contemptu- Ously at Goldstein's silent antics. june 1931 GWYNNONIA 13 Wlien I had finished reading the paper, I saw Greasy Gruber Shipleyi' in person. He was practicing his singing. joel Levinson, however, appeared on the scene, and was so enraged by Greasy Gruberisn bellowing that he rushed over to 'joe Hill's Shooting Gallery , where he bought a pea shooter. With this he wounded Shipley. From latest reports, however, Greasy Gruber is doing nicely at '!Sidney Krome's Dog Hospital , where he is recuperating. At the end of the block, a Red,' mass meeting was staged under the direction of the two Bol- shevists, Sizzling Seidman and Reeling Rod- man. Come on, comrades, we shall storm the city and change everything, yells Rodman, furiously. Wait! ' commanded Sidney, don't fire until you see the white of my teethf, Gardner, who had been quiet until now, rushed over to Rodman. 'tRemember our last encounter and call your men off. Tell them the meeting is adjourned. Rodman, quivering in terror, followed Oliver's request and then returned to him. Please, Mr. Gardner, may I leavev, he asked, timidly. Bah , said the strong, silent Ollie. At first, however, I could not End Oliver. Nevertheless, I was sure he was nearby. My sup- position was justified, for Oliver Gardner himself was standing in front of a beauty parlor, talking with Anna Papa. I called him and he sadly left Anna and continued down the street with me. I left this scene very much amused at the bully- ing tactics of Oliver. We were coming to an end of our journey now. As we passed an office room in a business concern, I noticed someone with black, horn-rimmed glasses, a pencil over her ear, and a pad in her hand. Upon further scrutiny, I found her to be Eleanor Hissey, who was under disguise as a secretary. We did not leave yet, though it was growing dusky. A sad scene stayed us. Sorrel-topped George Warehime was 'standing on a soap box teaching Christmas carols to a group of unem- ployed men and women. Later a collection was taken up. The collection afterward revealed two collar buttons, a handkerchief, one cent, and a plugged nickel. I had enough. Another day of these activities and I might find Ford or Rockefeller selling ap- ples with an unemployed sign on his cap. I walked into the room where Father Time dwelt. He spoke almost immediately, Your return has been planned. You will set off right away. Everything you have seen and heard is to be a secret. You are not to say one word concerning this trip. I know you won't and that is the main reason I chose you. I trust you have enjoyed yourself. Goodbyf' On my way back to 1930, I felt no vagueness as before. All was just hazy. Suddenly I found myself back in the old attic, my starting place. At Hrst all seemed strange, but at length I regained my composure. Many nights after this have I spent in the attic wondering, brooding. Had all been a dream, or had I really experi- enced everything. I often wondered. CLASS SONG OF 1931 By NORINE OsBoN, 9A1 Our symbol of knowledge, the flag waving high, Will tell each defender that battle is nigh, A war against Ignorance, Folly, and Crime, 'Gainst the dreamers of dreams, the wasters of The knights are our students, the castle our school, Our banner the ideals we hold as our rule, And the Red and Gray pennants that stream from our spears time. Will lead us to vict-ries in on-coming years. C1-ioaus The trumpets of learning A triumph are calling, In the battle for knowledge we wage in our youth. The heralds are singing Defeat for the idlers, The fight is done, the victory's won, for fearless Truth. 14 GWYNNONIA june 1931 L ACADEMIC CIRCLES AUSTERMAN, GEORGE, 9A3g president of the Type-pieing Club of the print shop. His ambition is to be a teacher. BAILEY, VIRGINIA, 9A2g champion apple-eater. is ' keeping the unemployed busy buying stock. Club: Athletic Association, Recreation: studying lessons. BARI-IAN, RUTH, 9A1g one of the best in French and Latin. The old-fashioned child, seen but not heard. Clubs: Athletic Association and Dramatic Club. Hobby: hiking. BARTON, HENRY, 9A1g the artist of the class, with the true artistic temperament. Can't get him- self down to study. Clubs: Art Club, Dra- matic Association, Dramatic Club. Hobby: collecting stamps, autographs, and other triiies. BECKER, DOROTHY, 9A3g famous dog nurse. Ac- tive member of the Stray Cat Club , which collects alley cats. BENOWITZ, LEONARD, 9A1g rewrite, emergency man for Ripples. Bright light in algebra. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Hobby: collecting his own autographs on the daily slip. BERLIN, SIDNEY, 9A1g referee for interclass games. Good athlete, but objects to his brain doing gymnastics. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association. Hobby: working on gym ap- paratus. BEST, NOLAN, 9A3g chief ambition is to become a newspaper editor because his main hobby is making up stories. Active member of the Anti-talking Club and vice-president of the Newspaper Club. BLACK, WILLIAM, 9A1g member of the hanging committee. Blessed with brains, but cursed by a disinclination to work. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Recreation: playing ball. BLooM, LEON, 9A3g star player on the heavy- weight basketball team. Also member of the Reducing Clubn. Hobby: translating Latin sections. BOGAT, FRANCES, 9A2, famous Latin homework collector. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dra- matic Club. Hobby: asking questions dirH- cult for some teachers to answer. BURGOON, NORMAN, 9A3g singer of note. Con- cert name: Master Skylark. His chief am- bition is to become a second Skylark. Hobby: singing his answers out when he is called upon. Belongs to the Glee Club. BURK, MARGARET, 9A2g mademoiselle has the real French accent, the envy of all in the French room. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Secret ambition: to make her own graduating dress. CARTER, ELIZABETH, 9A1g care-taker of the Lost and Found Department. Noted for her good work in French. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Ath- letic Association. Hobby: reading. COLLINS, ANNABEL, 9A2g an ardent admirer of movie heroes. Has a standing order with all publishers of movie magazines. Noted for quiet behavior in class rooms. Club: Athletic Association. Secret ambition: to dress like Ruth Chatterton. COOPER, RUTH, 9A1g secretary and treasurer of Home Economics Club. Helps janitor to open school in the morning. Clubs: Athletic Association and Dramatic Club. Secret am- bition: to walk around school every morning until the bell rings. CURLETT, EDITH, 9A2g the fashion plate of the class. Popular with the teachers because she's co-operative. Clubs: Athletic Dramatic Club Representative. tion: to win the championship Wil ls. Association, Secret ambi- from Helen june 1931 GWYNNONIA 15 DEVESE, EMMA, 9A2g famous athlete and in- ventor Of excuses for not having Latin home work. Easy to get along with. Clubs: Ath- letic Association and Dramatic Club. Recre- ation: studying after nine at night. DIOMEDE, JOSEPI-IINE, 9A3g active member of the Answering in Algebra Club . Hobby: some day to answer all algebra questions asked of her. ELLERS, LEROY, 9A1, critic and expert in English. Fine alegbra student. Good in French. Orates in civics. Clubs: Athletic Associa- tion, Dramatic Club. Hobby: building ra- dios, developing pictures. EPSTEIN, AARON, 9A1g the master musician of the class. Good in algebra and at erasing work from boards. Clubs: Orchestra, Ath- letic Association, Dramatic Club. Hobby: playing the drum and the piano. FIREBAUGI-I, VIRGINIA, 9A1, star athlete. Mem- ber Of basketball and volley ball teams. Sings over radio with the Kiddie Club. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Secret ambition: to be a radio star. FRENCI-I, BERNARD, 9A1, member of the hanging committee. Learned Latin scholar, can re- peat one Latin declension without help. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Rec- reation: playing the piano. GAMMERMAN, BERNARD, 9A3, ambition: to go to Oxford, to become a shoemaker. Chief hob- by: talking. GARTRELL, ALICE, 9A3g active athlete. Always willing to come out to practice the lirst time for teams. Ambition: to become a gym teacher. GERBIG, KATHERINE, 9A25 noted Latin student. Amazes even the teacher with her Latin translations. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. GOBER, VICTORIA, 9A23 would-be French author- ity. Originator of The Study All Night Club . Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramat- ic Club. Secret ambition: to climb the ropes in the gym. GOETZ, SIDNEY, 9A1, member of lightweight bas- ketball team, soccer team, and quite a good sport in academic subjects. Makes good speeches in the civics room. Clubs: Dra- matic Club, Athletic Association. Hobby: prophesying the weather. GOLDINER, SYLVIA, 9A2g loves her bed in the morning, but makes up for it in Latin, French and algebra. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Recreation: day dreaming. GORMAN, ARTI-IUR, 9A1, air-minded, studies French lessons diligently so that he will be able to join the French forces some day. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Recreation: novel reading. HALL, NANCY, 9A2, the champion bluiier in Latin. Adept at getting out of assignments, but a good sport anyhow. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Hobby: playing volley ball. HANSEN, HARRY, 9A3g president of the Romeo Club . His hobby is to chew gum once clut- ing the Latin period without being caught. HEIDI-IOFF, ANNA, 9A3g a great movie fan. Sees every show in town. Hobby: skating ten times around the block every day. Belongs to the i'Gain Clubn. HELCERT, ELEANOR, 9A3g an active member of all sports. She has a secret hobby of chew- ing gum without the teacher seeing her. Member of the Hospital Club . HENDERSON, DOROTHY, 9A1g first floor reporter for Ripples. Latin, algebra, and French stu- dent. Clubs: Newspaper Club, Dramatic Club, Athletic Association. Hobby: be- friending homeless animals. I-IENZLER, KARLYN, 9A1g Associate Editor of Rip- ples and rewrite member of Newspaper Club. Does well in all subjects in spite of outside duties. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic As- sociation, Newspaper Club. Secret ambi- tion: to let her hair grow long. HINKLE, MARY DOROTHY, 9A3, famous for her dangling, self-made curls. Member of the Busy-body Club . Ambition: to become an accomplished librarian. HOENES, REGINA, 9A3g imitator of Greta Garbo. Honorary member of Athletic Club and is al- ways getting out early for games. I-IORNER, DULCIE, 9A1g newspaper representative. Ambitious for highest honors in Latin. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club, Home Economics ClulJ.' Hobby: collecting auto- graphs. HURLEY, MYRA BELLE, 9A1g vice-president of the class. Squad leader in gym. One of the cast in the operetta. Clubs: Athletic Asso- ciation, Dramatic Club, Newspaper Club. JOYNER, ELEANOR, 9A2, president of the class and famous volley ball star. Plays first line cen- ter. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Hobby: slapping balls over the net. KEEAUVER, ALICE, 9A3g the athlete of the class. Since she has been captain and president of so many things, she expects to be the pres- ident of the U. S. some day. Her ambition is to be gym teacher when Miss Peters re- tires. ' KEIM, ALICE, 9A3g the president of 9A3. The most popular girl in the class. Between run- ning to teachers' rooms before school, she tries to get her homework finished. Her am- bition is to be a Latin translator. 1 H :fl :ai 1-a m . H ai -3: wi: .5-cg -fs: :Q wf.v.Yh:.' A ,,..1..f.s.,t . wx 'fp' ' - 1' ' ' -4- 2 1 fn ge H ,mexL:v4.J ,A U: if , m Q-.Es W .EL ..- N A 1 Q1 in 5. I.. M. ACADEMIC CLASSES june 1931 GWYNNONIA 17 KOCHLER, ARABELLE, 9A3g belongs to the Shiny- Nose Club and the Never-Be-Bad Clubn. Hobby: drawing brides: fond of algebra and Latin. LAMBIE, VIRGINIA, 9A3g plays on the school volley ball team because of her long legs. Belongs to the Shiny-Nose Club . Hobby: losing and breaking things. LEDBETTER, ELIZABETH, 9A3g famous president of the Hair-Dressing and Busy-Body Club . Hobby: losing and breaking things. LEvENsoN, JOEL, 9A1g rewrite member of the Newspaper Club. Useful when he can be induced to work. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Newspaper Club, Athletic Association. Rec- reation: sauntering along the path of knowl- edge. LEVIN, JEANETTE, 9Al, president of Vocations Club. Pet subjects: algebra and civics. Stud- ies every odd moment. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association. Secret ambition: to get a perfect paper in French. LITTLE, DOROTHY, 9A2g famous linguist. Prefers Latin and French, but will glance at English occasionally. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Hobbies: swimming and playing tennis. LOGAN, GLADYS, 9A2g the smartest French stu- dent in the class. Enough said. Clubs: Ath- letic Association, Dramatic Club. Hobby: getting a whack at other people's homework before it is turned in. MACK, LA VERNE, 9A2g the last arrival in the morning. Probably due to her long hair. Cafeteria saver of seats for the class. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Secret ' ambition: to have her hair bobbed. MAEMPEL, MILDRED, 9A2g the sweet little blonde of the class. Charter member of the Ab- sentee Club . Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Secret ambition: to be an athlete. MARTIN, GOLDIE, 9A3, ambition: to get a hun- dred in her German tests. Hobby: to be a second Gertrude Ederle. Club: swimming. MEYNENN, FREDERICK, 9A3g president of the Slippery Slide Club . Wlien a teacher walks past him, he slides the slip to the one in back of him. Hobby: staying home when the lessons are hard. MILLER, ARNOLD, 9A1: Sports Editor of Ripplesg assistant gym teacher: referee of interclass games, and member of heavyweight cham- pion team. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dra- matic Club, Newspaper Club. MILLER, IRENE, 9A3g lets her hair grow and talks about it being so long. Hobby: reading. MILLER, SOLOMON, 9A1g champion pen-point smasher. Shines in Latin, French and Alge- bra. What more do you want? Clubs: Ath- letic Association, Dramatic Club. Recrea- tions: yodeling, whistling, shouting. MITCHELL, ELEANOR, 9A2g the pianist of the class. Can rattle the keys to advantage, and can rattle a good paper in English as well. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Secret ambition: to be a teacher. MONNETT, DORIS, 9A1g third floor reporter for Ripples. Excels in all studies but finds time to be enthusiastic over football. Clubs: Ath- letic Association, Dramatic Club, Newspaper Club. MOWER, SONIA, 9A25 teacher's little helper, when there is an emergency call for newspaper ar- ticles. Sang in the operetta. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club representative. Hobby: saving money. OHLE, ELIZABETI-I, 9A1g first floor reporter for Ripples and does the job well. Algebra is her forte. Clubs: Newspaper Club, Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Secret ambition: to hand in algebra paper first. OI-ILE, KATHERINE, 9A1g assembly reporter for Ripples, and what a job! Good student in civics and Latin. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association, Newspaper Club. Rec- reation: playing the piano. O,MALIA, JUNE, 9A1, president of the Dramatic Club and representative also. The old maidv of the operetta. Good all-round student. Clubs: Newspaper Club, Dramatic Club, Ath- letic Association. Hobby: dressing up to the moment. OSBON, NORINE, 9A1g president of the class and bright and particular star in all subjects, French especially. Clubs: Athletic Associa- tion, Dramatic Club. Hobby: training grasshoppers. OSTERMAN, LEE, 9A2g would-be basketball expert. Favorite subject: art, but does not have to use it on her complexion. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Hobby: cross- country touring. OTTO, ELIZABETH, 9A2g famous for her ability to eat lunch and study at the same time in a noisy cafeteria. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Hobby: working Latin as a cross-word puzzle. PAPA, ANNA, 9A23 professional name, Babe . Always good-natured and pleasant. French appeals to her Italian tastes. Clubs: Dra- matic Club, Athletic Association. Recreations: tennis and swimming. PARELHOFF, MARGARET, 9A1g gymnasium dancer 18 GWYNNONIA June 1931 and piano player. Frank and open in her opinions. Good student. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Recreations: tennis and swimming. PIERCE, ROBERT, 9A1g the cutest boy in the class. Occupies a tilted chair in the amen corner of the English room. Squad leader in the gym. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. I-lobby: trying to break the record in Latin. PURETZ, EMANUEL, 9Alg one of the Latin lights. Wrestling enthusiast. Help to teachers in good assignments. Clubs: Athletic Associa- tion, Dramatic Club. Recreation: reading by midnight oil. REID, EDITH, 9A2, professional name, Tomboy Taylor . Noted for borrowing pens. Watch- word: Lemme , Clubs: Athletic Associa- tion, Dramatic Club. Recreation: reading movie magazines. REED, VIRGINIA, 9A2g vice-president of the class and custodian of the daily slip. Noted for primping. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dra- matic Club. Secret ambition: to lead the class in Latin. REPETTI, LAWRENCE, 9A1: big shot in basketball. Lost his appendix this year. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association. Recreation: play- ing the ukulele and the guitar. ROBINSON, MARY, 9A3, thinks she makes a good impression when she rattles OH one of the long Latin translation reviews. Now a mem- ber Of the Latin Reviewer's Club. ROE, DORIS, 9A2g greatest Latin translator of the age. Co-operative, quiet, and a favorite of the teachers. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Secret ambition: to read French books in the original. RosssERC, CHARLOTTE, 9A1g second floor reporter. Pianist. Information seeker. Takes marks as they come. Good rewriter. Clubs: Ath- letic Association, Dramatic Club, Newspaper Club. Hobbies: tennis and music. ROWLES, DORIS, 9A3g the smallest girl in 9A3, the prize Deutsch student. President of the Al- ways Do Homework Club. Hobby: always to lend her homework. Secretary of the Q Newspaper Club. RUBENSTEIN, ROSE LEE, 9A3g Secret ambition: to play Rebecca in Ivanhoe if it is ever filmed. Hobby: acquiring foreign accents. President of the Better-Late-Than-Never Club . Her favorite saying, We'll get there. SADOFSKY, CHARLES, 9A3, active member of the Information Bureau . Do the opposite of what he tells you, and you are always right. Hobby: basketball. SAFIER, SIGMUND, 9A3g chief ambition: to be a reporter for a newspaper. President of the Talkative Club . Hobby: to collect mis- conduct marks. SCHAPIRO, AARON, 9Alg Oflicial bouncer of strays after 8.50. Member of the heavyweight bas- ketball- champion team. Stars in civics. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association. Recreation: clearing the halls. SCHEELE, DOROTHY, 9A3, a fashion critic. She can tell at a glance who looks good and who does not. Favorite hobby: inventing new sayings. Among her favorites is Help, ho, they murder Caesar.', SCHOCHET, NATHAN, 9A1g the civics teacher's star pupil. Always on the lookout for free periods. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dra- matic Club. Secret ambition: to be the per- fect wrestler. SEIDMAN, CLARA, 9A2, on the top in French. Says she's going abroad to study languages. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association. Hobby: running up hills to reduce. SHILLACI, GRACE, 9A15 squad leader in the gym. Basketball star and member of the hockey team. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Recreation: walking to Ellicott City on Sundays. SHIPLEY, AMY, 9A3g famous for climbing ropes in gym. One of the most active members in the I-leavyweight Club . Ambition: to paint a picture for the Walters' Art Gallery. SIEGEL, MILDRED, 9A2g song bird of 9A2, con- tinually humming popular song hits. News- paper representative. Clubs: Athletic Asso- ciation, Dramatic Club. Secret ambition: to join the Salvation Army. SEIGLER, BERNARDINE, 9A1g in charge of Lost and Found Department. The quiet member of the class, but speaks on papers sent in. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association. Recre- ation: reading. SMITH, VIRGINIA, 9A1: third floor reporter for Ripples. Walks to school to reduce. Co-op- erative and studious. Clubs: Athletic Asso- ciation, Dramatic Club, Newspaper Club. Hobbies: swimming and tennis. SOMMERWERCK, RUDOLPI-I, 9Al, has brains, but not ready to use them yet. Eighteen-day diet enthusiast. Latin coach. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association, Glee Club. Hob- by: excelling in athletics. STARK, RosE, 9A1g good French student. Quiet and attentive in all class rooms. Clubs: Vo- cations Club, Athletic Association, Dramatic Clubs. Recreation: gossiping. STRAUSS, DORIS, 9A3, member of the We'll Get There Club . Hobby: to be able to dance on Broadway. TALESNICK, HARRY, 9A1g middle name, Einstein. june 1931 GWYNNONIA 19 .Q..g.....g..g..g..g..g..g..g..g.....,..,..g..g.. ..q..g.. 9..Q..Q..g..q..g..g..g..g..g..q...... Famous trainer of athletes, heavyweights preferably. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dra- matic Club, Newspaper Club. Hobby: turn- ing in extra French assignments. TRAVERS, DOROTHY, 9A2: a good perseverer. Sticks to the job in spite of everything. Al- gebra her forte. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Ath- letic Association. Hobbies: reading and sports. WATTS, DORIS, 9A2: professor of gymnastics and squad leader in the gym. Good Latin stu- dent. Clubs: Athletic Association and Dra- matic Club. Hobby: tinting pictures. WEIDNER, DORIS, 9A3g the second member of the Hospital Club . Hobby: reading good books and imagining she is the girl who takes the best part. WELTY, FRANCES, 9A2g famous horse-back rider. An ex-expert Latin student. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Clubq Hobby: picking up stray cats. WHITEHURST, OLINDA, 9Alg president of the Newspaper Club. The model student. Col- lects all the prizes Gwynns Falls School offers. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club, Newspaper Club. Secret ambition: to be a social leader. VVILUAMS, BELVA, 9A2: another song bird. Aims to become a Metropolitan star. Studies French earnestly for that reason. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Recre- ation: reading books about the operas. WOLF, LEO, 9A3g known as the president of the Homework Borrower Club . Hobby: play- ing baseball. ZINSER, DONALD, 9A3g chief ambition is to be- come a conductor because he likes to handle money. Honorary member of the Come- Late Club . ' ZUMSTEIN, GRACE, 9A1g rewrite member of News- paper Club. Champion talker. Sang in the operetta. Shines in civics by asking ques- tions. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club, Newspaper Club. Secret ambition: to be a detective. COMMERCIAL CIRCLES ADLER, IRVIN, 9A4: better known as l'Bince to the sporting circle. Captain of the heavy- weights of Number 91. Hobby: basketball. ALEXANDER, CLARA, 9A6g an active member of the Know Everybody Clubf, Famous for her talking. Hobby: dancing. ASH, GLADYS, 9A5g her handwriting is so much like her mother's that she can be excused from school often. Never has her work in on time. BACHMANN, ELIZABETH, 9A4, President of the Good Humor Clubm. Hobby: basketball. Favorite Saying: KDO your homework this evening, so we can go out tonight. BARNES, GLADYS, 9A6g a friend indeed when it comes to lending homework. Hobby: going to the movies or reading. BASS, GLADYS, 9A5g famous singer to small au- diences. Some day will be heard singing in front of an audience of benches. Hobby: hairdressing fher ownj. Last years may be spent as hairdresser to an opera company. BAUGHMAN, FLORENCE, 9A5g President of Pow- der Factory of 1989. Famous for her cam- paign against non-shiny noses. Became in- terested during class periods at school. BECKER, DORIS, 9A5g famous for talking and chewing in class. Belongs to the Talkative Chewing Club , where she is learning to be an auctioneer. BELTZ, OTTILIE, 9A5g expert bookkeeper. Success due to never being late and always being pre- pared. Club: Non-Snobbery Club. Hobby: being happy. BERENSON, SARAH, 9A65 a famous orator of the future. Famous for coming around after every one is finished talking and saying What? BLAKE, ELLEN, 9A4g famous member of the I-Iairdressing Club. We often wonder what Miss Selby would do without Ellen to do her typing. BLANKER, DORIS, 9A65 Doris is striving to be a good typist. Sings very well. Also is an active member of the Giggling Club. BOWER, ETHEL, 9A4: main ambition is to be a music teacher, typist, or anything that has keys. Hobby: singing. Member of the Pow- der Puff Club. BOWIE, HILDA, 9A4g always prepared with her home work. Fond of gym. Hobby: typing. BRIZENDINE, SHIRLEY, 9A5g successful and effi- cient business woman. Received training in 9A5. Noted athlete. Chief interest: Shirley's success. BROOKS, DAISY, 9A7: noted absentee member of the class. CANTER, JANE, 9A63 an active member of Home- work Lending Club. Hobby: sports. Also belongs to the Ink Supply Club. CATHERMAN, REBA, 9A75 honorary member of Talkative Club. Tongue wags for hours at ZO GWYNNONIA june 1931 a time, but this little one never tires. ' CI-IAMBLY, WELLINGTON, 9A4g if Wellington would study as he chews, he would be all right. CLARK, AGNES, 9A5g our private dancer. Slow in Ivanhoe, but better in typing. Hobby: writ- ing notes. CRANDELL, DOROTHY, 9A5g charity worker. Chief act of charity is lending homework. Selected for mission by classmates because of her good humor. President of the Good Humor Club! DAVISON, CI-IARLES, 9A4g famous heavyweight basketball player. Well-known for his shots from the foul line. Hobby: telling about his championship team. DECKER, LARUE, 9A4g famous -for her ever ready smile. Member of the Sunshine Club. DERRETH, DOROTHY, 9A5g a less active member of the Q'Powder-Puff Club. Recognized at a distance by her long legs. Hobby: asking questions. DRYDEN, SARAH, 9A6g the pianist of her class. Hobbies: singing and playing. EDWARDS, DOROTHY, 9A65 famous for her infor- mation about everything. Hobby: lending notebooks. ELMORE, FRANCES, 9A4g famous for her good singing. Expects to be an opera singer some day fif nothing happenSJ. Hobby: always crooning. ESSLINGER, VERONICA, 9A5g never comes to school without her homework at least half-finished. Is a lover of movies. FALCK, BEATRICE, 9A4g a very good partner who has her homework fsometimesJt Motto: Call me Beattie. Hobby: to pick on a type- writer. FANNING, ALVERTA, 9A6g Fanning is a Birdie who likes to dance. Hobbies: movies, read- ing, and studying spelling. FLEET, ALICE, 9A7: civics expert. Famous for memorizing page of civics. FREDERICK, HELEN, 9A6g famous for going to the movies. Some day she will play opposite her favorite player, Charles Farrell. Favorite saying, May I go to the movies? Hobby: lending bookkeeping. FREEDENBURG, VERA, 9A6g Vera is like a bird, always chattering about homework that was not done. Hobby: borrowing homework. FROMMELT, HELEN, 9A4g the little Blushing Rosen of 9A4. Helen's 'hobby is to play ball. An active member of the Self-Conscious Club. ' GOLDMAN, LILLIAN, 9A7g our Sing-Song Girl. Hobby: singing. GREENWOOD, ELLEN, 9A7g the 100W athlete of 9A7. Some day there wil be a monument erected for the famous volley ball player of the Famous Athletes. GROZER, MADELINE, 9A6: excels in gym sports. A.A. President. Maybe she'll be President of the United States, if the Constitution is amended. HALL, MARIE, 9A6g a lover of poetic sayings. Her main ambition is to remember poems and re- cite them to her friends. Good in her studies. Famous saying: It Just WOn't Rhyme. HAMBERRY, MARGARET, 9A5g a noted athlete who played on the basketball team that won City Championship in 1930. Photo in the paper for first time in March, 1931. HARRELL, LOUISE, 9A4g well-known captain of the school basketball team for two years. Active member of the Giggle Club and her favorite saying is Me and Liz are going to movies. HARRISON, LOUISE, 9A55 famous lover of dogs. Owns only one but would like more. By 1999 she will be the Owner of every dog in Amer- ica, both North and South. HAYS, LOUISE, 9A4g famous for knowing civics homework. Takes an hour to eat her lunch. Hobby: staying home. HELWIG, MABEL, 9A6g belongs to the Junior Hairdressers Club. Ambition: to become a hairdresser. Famous for her infiuence over her own hair and her bookkeeping. I-IEWITT, EVELYN, 9A4g famous for doing civics and bookkeeping homework. Hobby: doing housework and answering questions. HOBBS, HELEN, 9A6g president of our class. Hob- by: drawing and movies. We hope she will some day be a second Nell Brinkley. HORST, ANNA, 9A6g famous lover of mathematics, believe it or not. Hobby: playing the piano. HUBBARD, GILMAN, 9A4g .captain of the Safety Patrol. On duty in all confectionery stores where candy and cake is sold. Motto: Boss ,em around. HUMPHREYS, ELIZABETH, 9A7g famous for her mistakes in bookkeeping. Expects to be a commercial teacher some day. Hobby: read- ing. IGLEI-IART, DORIS, 9A4g member of the RGood Humor Club. Always in heavy thought. Motto: Oh! come on. Hobby: eating ice- cream. JACOBS, RUTH, 9A7g best typist of our class. Out for honors all the time. Hobby: speed tests. JONES, DOROTHY, 9A6g does her homework every night. Sees to it that she lends it to no one. Striving to become a great violinist. JONES, MAXINE, 9A6g doesn,t talk much, but any- how she keeps her jaws limbered up by keep- I F CLASSES RCIAL Bl E E O U 22 GWYNNONIA, June193I ing time to the Victrola in typing. Famous saying: I'1l bring the money tomorrowf' KAISER, SOPHIE, 9A5g famous housekeeper for art- ist teachers. Often puts things out of the way of everyone fincluding herselfj. KALMBACHER, CATI-IERINE, 9A5, famous for her lovely soprano voice. Ambition is to be a fu- ture Galli Curci. She is also trying to make a success in bookkeeping, believe it or not. KELLY, TI-IELMA, 9A6g likes to spend her spare time in staying home. Active member of the Make-Up Club. Hobby: getting her pic- ture taken. KENNY, CATHERINE, 9A5, next president of the United States. Will practice the policy of a former president because of her famous words, Keep quiet. She is never minded, so she may as well not say them. KXRKPATRICK, RANDOLPH, 9A4g if Kirk keeps on drawing he will be an artist some day. Motto: Have this dance? Clubs: Forget-me-not Club and L O. U. Club. KNELL, MARGARET, 9A'5g famous homework doer. Always on time to lend homework. Good in typing, but gets stuck sometimes. Hobby: grinning. KROLL, FLORA, 9A6g learns most of her work at home. Always taking an absentee rest. Her best study is commercial math. Hobby: add- mg. ICRUMHOLTZ, FRANCES, 9A6g one of the first to have her bookkeeping in and an active member of the Borrowing Homework Club. KROPF, MARGARET, 9A7, president of 9A7, also smartest girl in the class. Always ready to answer questions. Hobby: making girls get in line. , KRUMM, LEONARD, 9A4g basketball player of our class team, which never won a game. Hobby: all sports in the union. KUSI-INER, JULIUS, 9A43 a Caesar in the line of bookkeeping and some day we expect to see him successful in the business world. LANG, HELEN, 9A6g active member of the Home- work Clubn. Hobby: saving Indian head pennies and trying to get her fingers limber in typing. Ambition: to make poetry rhyme. LAPIDUS, BENNY, 9A4g if Benny was as interested in school as he is in athletics he would be a star pupil. Benny expects to play on a pro- fessional basketball team. Hobby: playing basketball. LEI-IR, WILLARD, 9A4g Willard is a very quiet scholar of our class. President of the Non- Talkative Club . LETscI-IIN, CATHERINE, 9A7, our only musical member. Famous for playing the violin in the orchestra. Someday will be an orchestra leader. Hobby: playing a violin. LEVY, MILDRED, 9A5g Champion Candy Eater. Founder of UK. N. D. Club . LINDE, MINNIE, 9A7, famous for her bookkeep- ing. President of the Bookkeepers' Associa- non. LINDER, PEARL, 9A6g an active member of the Powder Puff Clubf' Hobby: Typing and bookkeeping. Expects to become the Miss America of 2000. LISSAU, ELIZABETH, 9A5g famous for lateness. Member of the Late or Never Clubv. Mot- t: I don't care if I get there or not. Hob- bies: lateness and noise. LITTLE, MILDRED, 9A7, famous saying: Girls, Pm reducing. I've lost three pounds in three months. Isn't that great? I'll be a perfect 36 before you know it. LONGLEY, LEOLA, 9A5g active member of the powder puff division of the Make-Up Clubv. Famous artist in face painting. Chief interest: staying home. LYNCH, ELMER, 9A4g Star Cellar forward of the one and only Lightweights of G. F. P. Hobby: telling of his great circle and his bookkeeping test. MICI-IAELIs, DOROTHY, 9A4g Popular member of the Good Pal Association . Loves sports and is certainly good at them. MILI-IIsER, JEANETTE, 9A7, Jeanette, the I don't know girl . Everything she does and comes across she says she doesn't like. MILLER, CATHERINE, 9A6g Catherine is known to the girls as Shorty . We wonder how she got where she is, but to hear her recite, she is just as tall as anyone elsei Hobby: selling candy. MORGAN, JEANETTE, 9A6g famous for talking. Hobby: powdering her nose and chewing gum in typing. Active member of the I Don't Know Club. MYLLO, SELMA, 9A5g engaged in campaign against sweets. President of the Reducing Club. O,DONALD, EDWIN, 9A4g shop reporter for the Ripplef. Very good at bookkeeping and lend- ing homework. Buys crackers every day. Company should give him a reward. PETERS, CLARA BELL, 9A7, prettiest girl in the class. Very dependable and always knows homework. PORTER, VIRGINIA, 9A4g member of the Do Your Homework Club. 9A-4 would be lost without Virginia to help them with their work. Hobby: sports. PRIEBE, DOROTHY, 9A7, very modest girl. A soft, sweet voice is an excellent thing in a woman. June 1931 GWYN NONIA 23 .g..g..g.....g..g..5..g.-9..Q.-Q..g..p.....5..g.....g. g..g..g.....g..g........g..g..g..g..g..Q..Q..g..g........g..g.....p..g..g..g..q..g..g..g..g..g..g..g..g .4-g..g..g..g..g..g..g..g..g..... REINHARDT, EDITH, 9A5g professional heart- breaker. Most active member of Take Your Time Club. Famous for answer, I don't know. REVERE, MARIAN, 9A7g holds the record for lar- gest number of mistakes in bookkeeping. Cheerful under adversity. REW, MILDRED, 9A6g an active member of the Future Drivers' Club . Famous for finger waving and lending notebooks. Hopes to be a future hairdresser. ROBINSON, CATHERINE, 9A5g chairman of the Sil- ent Club. Famous for her tests in Ivanhoe fwe are beginning to think she has fallen in love with Ivanhoe and is trying to play a second to Rowenaj. ROHRBAUGI-I, DORIS, 9A7g never misses a day for fear she will miss carrying the slip, which is her job. ROLLMAN, MARGARET, 9A5g profession: money- lencler. Chose this because of her ability to collect it all back with 2572 interest. Famous for her voice. ROMOSER, KATHERINE, 9A6g the slow motion champion in attending class. Always has a blush ready. ROUGHTON, GENEVIEVE, 9A6g called Reds,' be- cause she becomes Hattered and thinks she is Clara Bow. Good student in most of her studies. Hobby: making friends. RUBENSTEIN, BEATRICE, 9A5g famous for mind- ing everybody's business but her own. Presi- dent of the Busy Body Club. Only present when not minding someone else's business. Possibly likes to type because she can learn the business of others. SABATINO, ADELINA, 9A7g curly head of the class. Expects to be second Greta Garbo. SADOFSKY, RUTH, 9A63 active member of the Quiet Club. Famous for her pleasantness and quietness. If she were as full of knowl- edge as her notebooks, she would be all right. Hobby: studying her lessons. SCHMIDT, CARLYN, 9A5g famous for the doing of homework. Would like to play on the teams of 9A5, but is never allowed to do so. SCHULTZ, ARTHUR, 9A4g Romeo of the class. Famous for saying, Irish, lend me your homework. SCI-ILEUPNER, EMMA, 9A7, sure to turn out to be a second prima donna. Hobby: singing in church choirs. SCHWAMM, BLANCHE, 9A7g will probably turn out to be a typing instructor. Hobby: powdering nose. SEILER, DOROTHY, 9A5g active member of the Powder Puff Club. Has not missed a day since 1920. Has many medals fwhich are handed down from her great ancestorsl. Hobby: permanent wave. SLINKMAN, VIOLET, 9A6g student council repre- sentative who bosses everyone in the halls. Hobby: falling down steps and breaking Off heels. SMITH, EDITH, 9A5g famous wearer of high-heeled shoes. Passes in most bookkeeping tests. An- other less active member Of the Non-shiny Nose Club. SMITH, LILLIAN, 9A7g famous for work in civics. Knows her lessons, but is bashful about telling them to the class. Active member of Non- talkative Club. SNESIL, MORTON, 9A55 all right, but talks too much. Minds everyone's business and never does the right thing. Otherwise O.K. SNYDER, PAUL, 9A4g inventor of the class. Is also good at detective work. Hobby: looking around with a magnifying glass. SPONSLER, MELVA, 9A5g profession: tours country lecturing on The Evils of Gossipf' Famous for saying, I almost got my hair in a knot yesterday. STEIN, MARGUERITE, 9A'5g chum of Beatrice Walshe. Active member of Talkative Club. STEVENS, EDWARD, 9A4g doesn't get along in civics, but certainly can make funny noises. Hobby: singing. STRUMWATER, CHARLES, 9A4g well-known light- weight for Gwynns Falls and very popular with the Easterwoocl Champs. Motto: Let's get up a game of basketball. SULLIVAN, HELEN, 9A'5g our smartest girl. Ready to help at all times. Quick in Ivanhoe and other subjects. Hobby: answering questions. TAYLOR, ELIZABETH, 9A7, famous for freckles. Hobby: putting powder on to cover them up. THOMAS, DORIS, 9A4g cannot get her bookkeep- ing, but sure is a Whiz in sports. Hobby: basketball. Clubs: Giggle Club. THRON, MARGARET, 9A5g active member of Talkative Club since 1920. Has always been the baby, though 14 years of age. Well- known homework borrower. TOPEL, NATHAN, 9A4g member of the heavy- weight champions. Dreamer of the class. TRUITT, MILDRED, 9A6, member of the Slow but Sure Club. Hobby: dancing and studying bookkeeping. Loves a good time. TURNER, MURIEL, 9A65 uses recreation periods as time to put on her makeup. Often forgets that her sandwich is not a powder puif. Hob- by: trying to study bookkeeping. VABALAS, ANNA, 9A7g expected to be a second Micliael Angelo. Hobby: drawing. 24 GWYNNONIA June 1931 WALDECK, WILLIAM, 9A4, alias Willie. Gets along with teachers. Famous for saying, Have you got your homework? No! Neith- er have I. Motto: t'1'm not goin' to do it. WALSHE, BEATRTCE, 9A5g famous piano player. Owes her success to her quick wit and skillful fingers. Active member of all teams. Hobby: collecting A.A. money. WARDELL, RUTH, 9A6g chief tools are mirror and comb, instead of her pencil and pen. Active member of the Paint and Powder Club.', Hobby: giggling out loud. WATKINS, GENEVIEVE, 9A6: lover of sports such as basketball and volley ball. In 1999 will be able to play them. Hobby: eating sweets. Club Dieting Associationf' WEBER, EVELYN, 9A5g invented left-hand writing in 1916. Profession: Mathematics. Pleasures: attending banquets and other large affairs. Famous for saying Lend me your home- workf, Hobby: giggling. WHITE:-IURST, ELIZABETH, 9A7g next to the last girl on the roll. Hobby: taking care of small children. WILLS VERA, 9A75 famous for keeping quiet. WOLF, JANE, 9A5g born 1916 in the house where she now lives. Weight sufficient, although rather plump. Famous athlete in several sports. Awake in all her studies. Hobby: talking. WOLF, MARGARET, 9A6g always forgetting some- thing, but ask her if she forgot her fiction book and see what answer you get. Wooos, AUDREY, 9A55 athlete. Chief interest games and exercise-even of her tongue. YOUNCE, MARY, 9A6g active member of the Paint and Powder Department. Hobby: reading Love Stories. TECHNICAL CIRCLES ABRAHAMS, ALBAN, 9A9, wears seven league boots going home from school. Just a good boy who is kind to teachers. Clubs: Athletic Association. Recreations: Reading and drawing. AIREY, WILLIAM, 9A8, member of the Glee Club. So fond of music that he is willing to serve as janitor at the Peabody. Clubs: Glee Club, Orchestra, Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Recreation: yodeling. AMBROSE, JosEP1-1, 9A11g famous usher. Regular member of See a Movie Free Club . Am- bition: ffirst choiceJ , to be a movie star, fsec- ond choicej, head usher in a big theatre so he can see movie stars. ARo, JosEP1-1, 9A9g can hit a ball with a bat, but doesn't know a verb when it slaps him in the face. Clubs: Dramatic Club and Athletic Association. Hobby: doing his own assign- ments. ATKINSON, ALBERT, 9A9g the Einstein of the class. Noted for his ability in algebra. Club: Athletic Association. Hobby: juggling with unknown quantities. BAILEY, WARDEN, 9A9g our Knight Templar. Uses the horse in the gym for his steed. Club: Athletic Association. Recreation: singing out of tune. BAKER, JAMES, 9A9, premier stamp collector. Has finest collection of two-cents stamps in the school. Club: Athletic Association. Hobby: collecting hundreds in the German class. BEAUCHAMP, ROBERT, 9A9, the great trombone player. Plays in the Sun Band and the school orchestra. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dra- matic Club, Orchestra. Recreation: rooting his horn. BECK, VERNON, 9A10: may be seen skating to school promptly at ten minutes after nine. Hobby: lateness. BECKER, BENJAMIN, 9A9, wants to be an oraror. Carries a dictionary with him for emergen- cies. Recreation: occasional peeps in school books. Club: Athletic Association. BERMAN, HAROLD, 9A11: famous athlete and marksman for basketball. Ambition: to be- come a pugilist if he can practice on Robert Straw. Hobby: leaving school as soon as possible. BITZ, FRANKLIN, 9A9: vice-president of the class and guardian of the class slip. Even the teacher smiles when he reads German. Club: Athletic Association. Hobby: wearing spats. DRANDT, CHARLES, 9A9g famous for staying home on test days, but shows good school spirit when he's here. Club: Athletic Association. Hobby: playing horsie. BROXVN, JOHN, 9A9g the champion base-stealer. Likes German, English, Algebra, and civics, but would like to have a change of teachers. Club: Athletic Association. Hobby: comb- ing his hair. BUCKINGHAM, FRANCES, 9A11g Grand Master of 9A11. Hobby: fighting tournaments with time. CLAGETT, EARL, 9A9, would-be Arctic explorer. Wears four sweaters, two overcoats, and an aviator's cap. Club: Athletic Association. Hobby: Civics, training for the governorship. CLEFFLER, CARROLL, 9A9g the original bean-stalk of the fairy tale, but a good head at the top for German and civics. Club: Athletic As- x June 1931 GWYNNONIA 25 sociation. Hobby: minding his own business. CLICKNER, ROBERT, 9A8g vice-president of the class and guardian of the tell-tale daily slip. Clubs: Dramatic Club and Athletic Associa- tion. Hobby: driving motorcycles. CQNNELLY, I-IowARD, 9A11, famous third base- man on indoor team. Hobby: sticking out at the bat. CULOTTA, FRANK, 9A8g interested chiefly in civ- ics. Thinks he might use it in the future as a politician. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Recreation, jay walking. DENSTEIN, AUSTIN, 9A9g famous as the local school-room inventor. Good athlete and out- standing English student. Hobby: sailing paper airplanes. DILL, EARL, 9A10g Noisy in gym. Hobby: squad leader. Club: Active member of the Play Club , which specializes in playing with pen- cils. DIXON, GEORGE, 9A9g famous for thinking up excuses, but a good basketball player. Club: Athletic Association. Recreation: baseball and English. DRAPE, FRANCIS, 9A8g wants to be an aviator. Strong in algebra, but doesn't care much for languages. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association. Recreation: making model air- planes. DREWANZ, JOHN, 9A9g gets occasional good marks in English, but can't keep up the pace. Club: Athletic Association. Recreation: reading dime novels. DUCKETT, LEROY, 9A11g proves the following by staying after school: If the early bird doesn't catch the worm, he must stay late to get it. DUKEHART, PAUL, 9A11g enjoys the advantage of other people's work. Hobby: collecting other people's copybooks as trophies. EDELMAN, JOHN, 9A9g president of the class and president of the Athletic Association. Has a ht if his trousers are not pressed. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association, and Hi-Y Club. EICHNER, CHARLES, 9A85 somewhat of a song- ster, but not appreciated. Captain of the B indoor team. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association. Hobby: a fondness for spearmint. ELLERS, CHARLEs, 9A11: famous for wise-cracks in class. Hobby: arguing with teachers. EVANS, HILMER, 9A11g great mechanic. Owes success to amount of wood and tin used on any job. Ambition: own a movie. FISHBACK, RAYMOND, 9A10g member of Talk- ative Clubn. Likes to go to German because he likes the teacher. FISHER, CHARLES, 9A8g one of those who build up the reputation of the class. Always ready with recitations, but too shy to speak. Clubs: Athletic Association and Dramatic Club. Rec- reations: reading, playing ball, running er- rands. Foy, KENNETH, 9A8g believes in being slow and safe. Piano player and radio announcer. Clubs: Athletic Association and Dramatic Club. Hobby: playing jazz songs. FRIED, JOSEPH, 9A11g famous for saying, RI didn't do it. Saying doesn't apply to work, because he does do it. FRIEDMAN, ABRAHAM, 9A11g famous for algebra hc-mework. Unusual because he lends home- work. GOLDSTEIN, BERNARD, 9AlO: interested in Isaac of York. Hobby: always working for the best. GUTSCH, PETER, 9A9g hopes to become a second Shakespeare. Writes stories and stages plays. Clubs: Athletic Association and Dramatic Club. Hobby: amateur dramatics. HAND, JAMES, 9AlOg flourishing member of the Boy Scouts. Aim is to become a leader. Member of key-room squad. Hobby: open- ing lockers. HARDESTY, EARL, 9Al0g member of Absentee Club. Hobby: copying algebra. HARTLOVE, SELWYN, 9A9g radio singer and great singer of Gwynns Falls. Clubs: Athletic Association, Glee Club, Dramatic Club. Se- cret ambition: to sing like Morton Downey. I-IEBSTRDIT, HENRY, 9A11: good-natured home- Work copyist. HELLER, MARTIN, 9A8g the spokesman of the class. Best kind of head, but headed wrong. Willing to learn if he can do it in his own way. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Recreation: blowing up flat tires. HICKMAN, NORMAN, 9A11g noted for staying away from school. Belongs to Stay-at-Home Club. Favorite subject: lunch. HILD, DoRsEY, 9A11g a serious clown. Develops ailments at important class periods. I-IILL, GEORGE, 9A9g greatest athlete of his time. Won his school monogram playing checkers. Good in machine shop. Clubs: Athletic As- sociation, Dramatic Club. HILL, ROLAND, 9A1lg interested in homework. Discoverer of economic way of doing it. Method: first, borrow homework, second, lend borrowed homework. HOCHEDER, JOHN, 9A9g the Chessy cat of the class. Gives until it hurts. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club, and Hi-Y Club. Secre,t ambition: to paint the great picture of America. HOFMAN, JOHN, 9A10g catcher on NA team of 9A10. Active member of the Athletic As- 5 s rl ff 1 w ,--,,: V nf, W V , 5' L 5' 5, .: JW P! 1 i U, w 4 'xx ,- 41 i . ,A TEE Y, .I 5' , 3- ug' Q4 as Q 1 ,L , 1 Ex vw . ,Q ' .A f xg lvl , V. 1 u- :gr 515 S' , .f i . 221' fl- june 1931 GWYNNONIA 27 sociation. HURTT, HENRY, 9A11g famous experimentor with stones to see if they hurt , Always tries at his work until it hurts . JETT, DONALD, 9A8g noted for his objection to pens, but does mighty good work even with a pencil. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dra- matic Club, and member of the 95-pound B team. JETT, OWEN, 9A8: owner of the prize permanent wave. Good brain when he's in the mood for work. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Asso- ciation. Recreation: drawing pictures on any blank space. JONES, JAMES, 9A85 the cheerfulest kind of a cheerful giver where homework is concerned. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club, and representative for the newspaper. Recrea- tion: coaxing nickels for the current issue of Ripples. JONES, VERNON, 9A9g the most economical mem- ber of the class: takes long steps to save energy. Home-run wizard. Hobby: keeping creases in his whoopee trousers. KATZENBERGER, EDWIN, 9A8g helped to make the Year Book possible. Hands in Chinese puz- zles in place of assignments. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Secret ambi- tion: to establish an endurance record for bicycle riding. KAVANAUGH, JEAN, 9AIOg famous in the practice of these mottoes, Silence is golden and Slow, but steady wins the race. Occupa- tion: hard work. KENDALL, JOHN, 9A11g famous artist. Received practice in all class periods. KENNEDY, FRANCIS, 9A8g ex-managing editor of the Rippler and present newspaper represen- tative. Big man some day. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club and Newspaper Club. Hobby: making blue prints. KENTON, WALTER, 9A95 a future loan shark, get- ting experience lending homework. Club: Athletic Association. Hobby: doing his Own homework. KESTLER, PAUL, 9A10g right fielder on the AU team. Hobby: always hitting somebody on the back. KLUNK, MAURICE, 9A9g a musical note fuklunk, klunk J, born to be a great musician. Clubs: Athletic Association. Secret ambition: to be a second Phil Cook. KRAL, FRANK, 9A1l: teacher's companion at 2.30. Particular ability: a sense of humor. Hobby: consulting wrist watch. LEGG, JAMES, 9A11, noted collector of late slips and deficiency cards. Also noted for being cheerful. LEIDIG, HEBERT, 9A11g noted basketball player. Expresses regret that only subject taught is not athletics. LEMMERMAN, HAROLD, 9A103 the student of 9A1O. Never resorts to cribs because he studies. LIDSTON, ELDRED, 9A8g the little loud speaker. Might use it in English, but gets tired before that period comes around. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association. Recreation: making faces at his teachers. Gets caught Sometimes. MACHIN, DOUGLAS, 9A103 member of school or- chestra and the HOmeworker Borrowers' Clubf, MACKAY, ARC:-IIE, 9A8g Sir Archibald, with the manners of the knights of old. Knows his stuff and gets way ahead of the others in marks. Recreation: reading and more read- mg. MAEMPEL, HARRY, 9A10g hasn't a lean and hungry look , but does stay up at night to do his homework. MCKENNA, ALVIN, 9A9g doesn't like teachers who talk because it disturbs his slumbers. Club: Athletic Association. Hobby: cribbing and sports. MENARD, LEWIS, 9Al0g the policeman of his class. Goes to every indoor game to See that no- body steals a base. lVIEYER, EDWARD, 9A11g tall, thin man of 9A11. MONCK, FREDERICK, 9A11g silent, but watchful and ready. MONTGOMERY, LUTHER, 9A8g wrestling cham- pion, but gets a fall when it comes to work in school. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Athletic Association. Secret ambition: to shoulder Jim Londos. MOORE, EDWARD, 9A10g managing editor of Gwynns Falls Ripples. Pitches ball on class KA team. Handy boy to have around a class. MUELLER, GEORGE, 9A115 famous for taking books home from school. Favorite saying, I forgot it . MYERS, KENNETH, 9A10g member of Day Dream- er Club. Hobby: juggling balls on B team. MYERS, MILTON, 9ASg noted movie machine op- erator. Works English between hours. Hand- some usher at the Edgewood. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Recreation: wiping his eye glasses. NEWBERRY, HERBERT, 9A11g famous gatecrasher at any ball park. NORTON, VERNON, 9A10g noted work dodger. Hobby: playing. NUGENT, CAREY, 9A9, the newspaper distributor of the class. Sells more newspapers than 28 GWYN NQNIA june 1931 ,.,...g..g..g.. . ..g..g..q,g.....g..g.....g.. .. . -O--o--on0--o..n..n.-n.-O--m-o--O--0--O--m-0--0--Q--0--m ..u..n..o..o.-n...-.p....... any other newsboy on the force. Clubs: Ath- letic Association, Glee Club, Dramatic Club. Habby: taking care of his school girl com- plexion. OREM, WILBERT, 9A8g 'fond of athletics and a future good base runner. Works only for teachers he likes. Clubs: Athletic Associa- tion and Dramatic Club. Hobby: collecting note-book rings. PEDDICORD, ELMER, 9A10g a great electrician. Proud of Question Board. POWELL, EARL, 9A8g star basketball player of Gwynns Falls. Indulges in vacations occa- sionally. Captain of A indoor team. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club represen- tative. Hobby: collecting homework as sou- venirs. PUCI-I, HAROLD, 9A10g walks around halls and smiles at the girls. Hobby: camping on For- est Reserve. Belongs to Razzberry Club . RAMMING, MANTZ, 9Al1g famous singer and lounger. Hobbies: resting and talking about what he is going to do. RICKLIN, DANIEL, 9A8g works inispurts and when the spirit moves him. Keeps his teachers guessing. Clubs: Dramatic Club,' Athletic Association. Recreation: assistant pencil sharpener for score keeper. RIDGELL, MILTON, 9A9g born to be a lawyer, but hates civics. Club: Athletic Association. q,,,Recreation: reading detective stories. RCBRRTS, OLIVER, 9A8g one of the stars in the annual operetta and representative of the Dramatic Club. Clubs: Dramatic Club, Ath- letic Association. Recreations: swimming and singing. ROMBERGER, WILLIAM, 9A11g professional baby. Policy: to act young and so have no work to do. SAGEL, BERNARD, 9A11, athlete. Member of Pat Yourself on the Back Clubv. Hobby: prais- ing himself. SAMMONS, GEORGE, 9A8, treasurer of the Ath- letic Association. A greater hunter of merit badges in the Boy Scouts, and a good all- around sport in school work. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Recreation: add ing to the family purse by after school work. SCI-IAUM, GERALD, 9A1Og the mathematician of 9A10. As a short stop, he is as fair as in German and civics. SCI-IELLER, CALVIN, 9A9g stalls his engine on hills when there is a test at the top. Club: Ath- letic Association. Recreation: making his test papers into airplanes. SCHULTHEIS, VERNON, 9A9g famous for his long silences, but knows what he is doing in sub- jects. Club: Athletic Association. Hobby: smiling and keeping smiling. SCI-IWARTZ, BURNELL, 9A10g the artist of 9A10. Hobby: getting excused from gym. SCHWEIGERATI-I, JACOB, 9A9g the great indoor bat destroyer. Swings a wicked strike. Club: Athletic Association. Hobby: showing off his German. SENGEBUSCI-I, WILLIAM, 9A9g the Boy Scout of the nation. Goes in for rough life, but afraid of worms. Club: Athletic Association. Hob- by: camping in daylight. SIEBOLD, JAMES, 9A11g well-known refrainer from work. Sport: chewing on edge of pencil. SLINKMAN, FRANK, 9A95 a born newspaper man. Collects more nickels per minute than any other representative in school. Club: Ath- letic Association. Recreation: matching dimes. SMELKINSON, REUBEN, 9A113 the sphinx of 9A11. SMITH, DONALD, 9A9g half-pint , so tall he has to rest his elbows on the desk to see over the top. Big enough to excel in all subjects. Hobby: giving teachers the low-down. SOMMER, HAROLD, 9A10g star scholar in English and algebra. Hobby: playing catcher on class B team. SOI-IN, HENRY, 9A10g honorary member of the Teachers' Club , aim of which is to keep in with the teachers. SPICER, MALCOLM, 9A8: the heavyweight of the class. Balances body by having a brain which is big enough to se:ure more prize papers in Civics on exhibition than has any other boy in class. Secret ambition: to reduce his fig- ure to the slimness of Robert Montgomery. STAUB, VICTOR, 9A10g the radio man of 9A10. Hobby: crystal sets. STUMP, WILLIAM, 9A9g the slow coach, but sure to make his mark in subjects. Club: Athletic Association. Hobbies: reading and star-gaz- Ing. STRAW, ROBERT, 9A11g famous singer and brag- gart. TABER, RICHARD, 9A8g a second Admiral Byrd. Makes model airplanes. Music his best study. Recreation: practicing on the fiddle. THOMAS, FREDERICK, 9A8g crack basketball play- er and homework borrower. French is easiest subject. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dra- matic Club. Recreation: carrying books to and from school. TRACY, MCDONALD, 9A1O: vice-president of 9A10. As a short-stop he is as fair as in Ger- man and civics. TRAUTFELTER, RAYMOND, 9A9g the champion baseball player. Catches every ball that hits him in the eye. Club: Athletic Association. Hobby: swinging a bat. june 1931 GWYN NONIA . 29 .........g..g..Q..Q..u..o..g..a.......,................. ...g.................,........,........5..g..........,.........,........g g...... .... .... ........ .....g....... WARFIELD, HARDY, 9A10: star iirst baseman. Catcher-never employed except on Z team. Club: active member of Sooner Club , whose motto is Sooner sleep than work. WEBSTER, Ross, 9A9g cut out for a student, but lost the pattern. Loves school, but hates the teachers. Hobby: collecting specimens of crib sheets. WEST, WESTLEY, 9A9, Kreisler and Elman in one. Hates English, but loves French, Club: Ath- letic Association. WHITTLE, CHARLES, 9A8g only non-resident pu- pil in class, comes from rural district. Clubs: Athletic Association and Dramatic Club. Rec- reation: five minutes of study each day. FEBRUARY 9A1 JUNE ARMIGER Although June eats tons at lunch periods, it doesn't seem to have any effect on her figure. EDWARD BAUERNSCHMIDT If you wish to get an extraordinary English ac- cent, just apply to Edward. He practices it in the operetta. DORIS BRADFORD Doris, the long-haired, Ulrica of our class, is WOLFF, DONALD, 9A9g born to be a lawyer, but not much in convincing teachers. Surprised some of them by coming out on top. Hob- by: leaving school empty-handed. Club: Ath- letic Association. WOODDY, ARTHUR, 9A8g collecting material for the publication of a book on Why Have Teachers? Spiify blue-print producer. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dramatic Club. Recreation: going to school. ZA:-IN, EDWARD, 9A8g oHicer-in-charge of key- room, but finds plenty of time to keep up his lessons. Clubs: Athletic Association, Dra- matic Club. Recreation: making master keys, overlooking lockers. CLASSES always tearing around the school for one thing or the other. LETITIA BURRIER Letitia's tongue is mighty, In the hall she holds her sway, But in the classroom she grows flighty, More so every day. BERTHA CEPURNO Bertha believes in answering questions with a CLASS 9A1 7 30 GWYNNONIA juneI931 CLASS 9A2 question. CHARLES COHEN - Charles's French would make a native of Africa sit up and take notice. SARAH COHEN Some day we expect to see Sarah over in France collecting homework. VIRGINIA COOPER Virginia is 9A1's blushing maid. JOHN EDELMAN John is the typical boy of 9Al. He spends most of his .time in the printshop. NETTIE FLAUTT Nettie must think huh is French. That is her usual answer to the French teacher's ques- tions. - BEATRICE FRANKLE Beatrice proves an excellent teacher of hair- dressing in the English room. MABEL GAITHER Mousey Mabel wades through all traps set with cheese, French or Latin. CELIA GALLANT All Celia needs is a shiny badge, long trousers, and a club and she'll be a regular policeman. OLIVER GARDNER Oliver keeps quiet until he gets in Civics and then he certainly makes up for lost time. STANLEY GOLDSTEIN Stanley was reading Ivanhoe and had a night- mare. He thought he was the Black Sluggard. LAWRENCE HARDING Some day we expect to see Lawrence come back to Gwynns Falls as gym teacher. ELEANOR HISSEY Eleanor has a Latin complex. She gobbles it right up. LEONORE KRAMER If Leonore grew an inch every time she giggles, we wouldn' t have to look down upon her. SIDNEY KROME Krome gets so groggy in Latin that he thinks he's opportunity and goes around knocking on people's desks for help. JANE LAUGHLIN Jane is a partner in crime to the editor-in-grief of the school paper. CHARLOTTE MORRIS Charlotte wants to be an organist, but we think a note from the throat is worth two from the organ. DORIS OBERSEIDER Doris would make a perfect editor of the Times, the Journal, and a Latin reader. CHARLOTTE OREM Charlotte is Irish when it comes to temper, but English when it comes to jokes. june 1931 GWYNNONIA 31 DOROTHY PYNE The red-haired girl of our class who occasion- ally honors us with her presence. JOHN RHODE -lohn's idea of a pleasant pastime is studying Latin. SIDNEY RODMAN Sidney certainly would be a great help in com- piling a book of original questions. Some of his questions would puzzle the great thinkers of the world. MILDRED SALIT Mildred likes orange berets, lunch periods, and red dresses. CAROLINE SCHMIDTCHEN Collie's greatest hobby is spending money. Her middle name should be Croesus. GRUBER SHIPLEY Gruber is good in gym, but, oh my, the Latin! HELEN SHIRLEY Helen doesn't take her cooking seriously. You can tell by tasting the food that she cooks. SAMUEL STALLINGS If an example of Sam's executive ability is his management of the class, we think he had better stay off the ticket. GEORGE WAREHIME George's power of argument should make him a lawyer, but it doesn't go far with the teachers. Still, he can be sweet. 9A2 HOWARD ASENDORF When you have all day to wait, ask Howard to go on an errand. SIDNEY BERLIN Berlin loves his looks, But he is out when it comes to books. MARGARET COLE If Margaret knew French as well as she played hockey, she'd be some French student. ELLENE COVINGTON It has been said many times that people with red hair have tempers, but this doesn't hold good for Ellene. SARA HARKINS Sara is one of the most studious girls in 9A2, except in Latin. HELEN ISRAELSON Helen's fingernails look a bit like danger flags. FLORENCE KERNS Florence is a nice girl, but when it comes to help on Latin work, gee, she's some right! LEAH KRAUS Leah's hair is nice and wavy, but her studies make up for that, because they are straight and strong. NANCY LEMEN You can always see Nancy with outstretched hands, inquiring, Where is your homework? V GLADYS LOGAN Gladys certainly believes in making everybody laugh. She takes great delight in 'tticklingv her classmates in the halls. ANNA LUCKAN If silence were golden, Anna would be richer than Ford. LOTTIE MALONE Lottie is just another Irish girl who blushes all over herself when she sees a boy. JACK MAZER Mazer is the blushing and modest schoolboy when the teachers are looking. RUTH MIELKIE Ruth is a regular fish when it comes to swim- ming, but when it comes to Frenclx-Weill LEON MEINSTER Leon may be good in something, but in his school studies he doesn't show any brightness. CATHERINE MOSMILLER If Catherine paid as much attention to her les- sons as she does her face, she'd be the smartest girl in the class. ESTHER NETBERLINE Esther is a beauty with long, flowing, golden locks. Yes, this was written by Ripley. ESTELLE ORTMAN If 9A2 would listen to Estelle, we would stay until four o'clock every day. ANNA PAPA If mirrors hadn't been invented, Q'Babe would never see any portraits. EDGAR RExs Reis.-the Silent. HERBERT SHUGAR Shugar, the human dictionary, assures us he doesn't understand Einstein's theory. ABRAHAM SLAiv1ov1Tz Slamovitz's name should be The Vocal Giant , as his transmitting instruments are very enlarged. Although one needs a microscope to see him, no one needs an earphone to hear him. MARY TAYLOR If you dOn't think efliciency counts, just ask Mary. RUTH WILLHAUCK If Willie,, played hockey as Latin, she7d be some hockey player. Sl'16 does l'l8l.' 9A3 HOWARD ADAMS Howard evidently is going to be one of the future presidents, his ancestors were presidents be- fore him. 32 GWYNNONIA june 1931 CLASS 9A3 VERA AMESWORTHY Vera keeps the class in high spirits by laugh most of the' time. Her head does not show temper, fat least not in classj . LEROY ARO ' ing her Aro finished his bookkeeping ahead of the rest of the class. The only reason he hurried up WHS because he wanted to loaf the rest of the term. ' FRANKLIN B11-IY Franklin always turns out to be the gall Knight in the study of Ivanhoe. BERTHA BLOCKER Fashion, the ray of light. WILLIAM BROWN Willie is a quiet little boy, but he knows civics. WALTER DIPPOLD Walter is very quiet, but when it comes to autograph seeker, he is on the spot. LEONA DISNEY Leona is our shining light, We always find her busy, But she's so speedy in her work She almost makes us dizzy. ELIZABETH EVANS She's crazy about dancing, She is light on her feet, But what she really thinks about, Is something to eat. L 7 3.1112 his an RUTI-I EVANS I wouldn't risk a cent on what she knows Because all she does, is powder her nose. DOROTHY FITSCHEN Dorothy is always in a whirl, For her hair, she cannot curl. ELAINE Foos I be happy, for Elaine's motto is: Laugh and this is a great world. flt seems to run in the family.j HAROLD FRIEDMAN If talking were a wind bag, Harold would be the Graf Zeppelin. IVA Gott A Iva is noted for her famous names: I-for-got, Ibby, Brick Top, and Rusty. JENNIE GRUBER She's just lately yielded to fashion And has long, black flowing locksg She counts her achievements by hundreds, And counts her friends by flocks. MARGARET I-IARTLEY Margaret is very sincere in her work, but she certainly carries a line of talk with her. GERALIJINE HESSER Geraldine is cute and sweet, She has a smile that's hard to beat. BLANCHE HILE You would never know that Blanche was in june 1931 GWYNNONIA 33 the class-roomg so quiet is she. But she works hard in every subject. JOSEPH RAE HILL Joe is the most ambitious boy in the class when everyone else is absent. ' DOROTHY JOECKEL Gentle, kind and just- True to every trust. BLANCI-IE KAMMER Her heart is always at your service. GLADYS KLINE She is small, But she is wise. She's a wonder, For her size. MASON KORNMANN 'If Mason had given his first English test orally instead of written, he would have been mistaken for a Chinaman. MILTON MCKEWIN A pie couldn' t be more tardy than Miltong he is always late. GORDON PooRE The blues singer of 9A3g Rudy Vallee better watch his step. DORIS RYDER Doris loves the Art room because she can paint fher face?j. MAURICE SCI-IREIBER Schreiber says, It's as good as gold, only I'd rather have the gold. WILLIAM SMITH William,s ambition is to be able to chin himself once on the horizontal bar in gym. MILDRED STEINHAGEN Mildred will be the aviatrix that will smash all records, if she hits a phonograph factory. ELIZABETH TAYLOR She has so free, so kind, so apt, so blessed A disposition. ELDON VEACH Veach is a star basketball player. He ought to have been in the solar system long ago. RUTH WILCOX Ruth Wilcox never climbs the steps with a frowng ' She rides the elevator up and down. LAWRENCE WROTEN Lawrence is handsome, Lawrence is sweetg Lawrence is a boy who can't be beat. ELIZABETH ZOEPFL If you have to be a sport to win, Elizabeth Zoepfl must be twins. l s CLAss 9A4 34 GWYNNONIA june 1931 f' 'li '21 ,A gr .5 ,iz 3 .. I ,i ii 5 ' ,T As CLASS 9A5 9A4 ANNA ADAMS Anna is the mouse of 9A4. ADELAIDE BIXLER Adelaide's favorite color is blue, And her favorite song is poop-poop-pa-dof, BEATRICE BLOCK The early bird catches the worm. DAISY BROOKS The clown of the class. ELEANOR BRUNO Eleanor's pet saying is uhonlcy-torryf' SYLVIA COHEN Sylvia is loolcing forward to being an opera singer. JULIE1' DECKER Juliet has been with us only a short while, But she has proved herself worth while. ELSIE DOLLE The Prima Donna of 9A4. MARGARET EBBERTS Whether it's up or down, Her hair is the envy of the town. Donorl-IY EISENHART Dorothy, who is very small, Sneezes as loud as if she were tall. ANNA ELLIOTT If Anna had a nickel for every time she blushed, she'd be a millionaire. ELVA ELLIOTT Elva's work is beyond compareg Her books and lessons are always there. AGNES ERNST Agnes, who is very srnall, Has as much fun as if she were call. ELLSWORTH FORNEY Ellsworth. sees, reads, and talks about dancing marathons so much, that she has dancing night- mares. GERTRUDE GERBER Curiosity leads to success. MURIEL GODMAN Muriel is so spiclc and span She'd win the heart of any man. DENA GoLDBErzc. If Dena's heart should get any larger, she'll have to carry it in a cart. Doius GosNEr.L Though she can type with excellent speed, She finds time for many a date, indeed. FRANCES HAY Although Frances lives far away, She always gets here on time to play. ESTHER LAAGE Esther, who talks quite fast, Is the comedian of the class. EDNA MAE LITTLE Edna Mae, with eyes so big, june 1931 GWYNNONIA 35 Is always trying to dance the jig. MARGY MCCORMICK Margy, who is not so slim, Always has a smile and a grin. CATHERINE MEINETSBERGER Catherine, who is so very small, Knows just as much as if she were tall. ETHEL METZ Ethel, the president of the class, Tries to be crossed, but it doesn7t pass. CLARA PURKEY Better late than never. MERIUM ROTHAGE Merium says she's fat and wants to be thin. If only half of us girls looked as cute as she, how many would care about wanting to be thin? ELIZABETH SCI-IMINDL To Elizabeth, Civics is very simpleg Maybe our civics would be like that if we had her pretty dimples. GERTRUDE SCHOEFFNER A giggle a day keeps the doctor away. ELIZABETH SI-IOR Elizabeth is always ready to lend her services. JEANETTE SILVERMAN Jeanette, who is very little, Has a heart as big as a kettle. FRANCIS SLACK Francis, who is not shy. Always asks the question, why?,' HELEN TORNQUIST Helen has blue eyes, fair, And Helen of TrOy's golden hair. EVELYN WALKER Evelyn takes time from school to see the mara- thon dancers. KATHRYN YINGLING Kitty's as prissy as she's witty. 9A5 EDWARD AY The telephone company should put up rubber poles since Ed got his auto license. Ay -I- e : abwal fa boy whom all likej. ROLAND BENEDICT Benedict is a good farmer. Ever notice that ruddy glow on his cheeks? That's from open- air living. And have you seen his mule? STERLING BOWMAN Bowman can't see any sense in learning algebra and French. He thinks there should be a course on The Art of Lighting a Cigarettef' GEORGE COSTER Coster wants to be an aviator. He feels him- self suited because he is so light-heated and besides his grandfather was a feather-weight boxer. EARL CUFFLEY Cuffley's ambition is to go up in the air. His head is always there. CHARLES EICHNER Ikie asks so many foolish questions that they are used for jokes in the Ripples. RICHARD ELLINGWORTI-I Ellingsworth's chief talent is playing the trum- pet. He uses up'more lung energy than any other member of the orchestra. LESLIE FANSHAW Fanshaw's is a professional success when it comes to getting homework from other pupils. JOHN FEARSON When Fearson does his French homework you can be sure Ay has done his. Fearson's brains stand Out in the class. HAROLD GRIFFIN Grifhn says English is Greek to him, and a glance at his papers will make you believe him. GEORGE GRAVATTE George has had a miserable life since he has been on the newspaper staff. AMOS GREGORY Gregory will be a big business man some day. He sells all kinds of stuff to his teachers without any trouble. i LLOYD HAMMEL That extra lump on Hammel's head is what makes him so smart. JESSE HANN 1esse,s head makes him a fine specimen of flaming youth. He loses all the games for the basketball team. OTTO HIRSCH Hirsch's printing looks as if the cat had a paw in the ink bottle. TI-IoMAs HOFFMASTER Hoffmaster goes around breaking all the girls' hearts. His path is scattered with bits of them. RICHARD HUGHLETT Hughlett thinks he's an English wizard, but we are afraid he can't carry it through. MARCELLUS HURDEL Little KMarcy is all one could wish in French, but he is not such a big shot in other subjects. HOWARD KAPFER Howard is the draftsman of the class. He opens and shuts the windows in the mechanical drawing room. EDWARD LLEWELLYN Edward is going to publish a book of excuses . He has been collecting for it ever since he started to go to school. CARROLL MARRIOTT The boy with the looks and personality of a poet. WADE MCDONALD Wade wades through everything but English, which, he sometimes finds, is Over his head. 36 GWYNNONIA i June193I I I I I I I I CLAss 9A6 OLIVER ROBERTS Ollie is a great singer. Those who heard him in the operetta pronounce his voice a barrel- tone. GEORGE SAMMONS George is an efficient electrician. He gets shocks instead of results when he wires bells. JOHN STOLZENBACH Our dear Daddy Longlegs. The benches don't fit him. ROBERT TATE Robert follows in his father's footsteps. He smells smoke every time the school has a hte drill. FRANCIS UMPLEBY Francis is the quiet kind, but he comes to life in a class discussion, and he always knows his stuff. CHARLES WHITTLE Give him a stick, and he won't belie his name. Give him English and he holds on to the seat with both hands. WILLIAM WILLIAMS The boy with an encored name and soulful brown eyes. We suspect he uses them on sus- ceptible teachers to get good marks. EDWIN WRIGHT D Edwin's chief ambition is to enroll in a co-ed college, where he would be just right. 5 9A6 ANDREW BAFFORD Andy plays so much with the batteries in the electricity shop that he is known as Battery Jar. HARRY CAMMARATA The editor of the Ask Me Another Column . He doesn't know the answers. ROBERT CULLER Robert is almost as bad a tightwad as Scrooge . He never lends algebra or English to anybody. GEORGE CI-IENOWETH George is with us in body, but in mind he is miles away. PAUL FALK If Falk were kept in to make up late time, he would be in school night and day. RALPH GOLDBERG The laughing hyena of 9A6, he keeps even the teachers smiling. ' EDWARD HAMPEL The smallest boy in the class, but the biggest noise-box. GEORGE Hoses George studied Ivanhoe so much that he made love to Rebecca in his dreams. HARRY KUEMMER1' Harry a personal friend of Robert Culler, ex- june193I GWYNNONIA 37 cept when there is a question of borrowing home work. Gijmo PACIONE Guido's strong point is frowning, but his marks show that he is not merely sulking. That frown means concentration. AUSTIN PARKS We are wondering if the little Austin will be permanently parked in 91. ABRAHAM SEIDEMAN Abe is the strong man of 9A6, but when it comes to picking up in algebra he canit handle a sheet of blank paper. MELVIN SPURLEY Melvin represents brains. That boy is a wizard in algebra. ELLIS STEINBERG Ellis is so quiet that the teachers rarely get him to open his mouth to recite a lesson. TRESS WELLER Tress dreams so much of taking a flight that at the mere mention of a test he goes up in the air. FRED WOLLE Fred was constantly in trouble in the English room. The books he read did riot suit the taste of the teacher. MILTON WITTGENSTEIN Milton imitates Brian de Bois-Guilbert by capti- vating the fair ladies in the auditorium. FAREWELL SONG OF FEBRUARY , CLASS fTIJNE2 Believe Me If All Those Endearing Young Clmrmsj We leave you, dear classmates and dear junior Dear principal kind, and teachers so true, high, We will follow the precepts you taught. With a sigh and a tear on our way, Now we bid you good-bye, All the bright happy days that we spent at Though the years swiftly fly, Gwynns Falls We'll remember in deed and in thought. We will keep in our memory for aye. CHORUS Dear old Red and Gray, We can never repay All the debt to our teachers we owe. Like a beacon at night You have guided us right, Up the road to success we Should go. Definitions: Burglary-to steal when no one knows about it Felony-death or imprisonment. Mcroii-a person not perfect. Arson-Stealing Small articles. Epilepsy-A fast moving disease like the flu. Probation-A Series of crimes. Idio!-A rnan'S mind one to three years, or- a person that doesn't have the mind of a baby. Segregation--A gathering. Suspended Sentence-A sentence hanging in the air. :ir :lf ek Direction for cooking meat: Some tender meats are cooked with dry mois- ture, while tough cuts are cooked with wet mois- ture. 38 GWYNNONIA funeI931 M 1 1 in 1 EFQREI Dues-.15 ' ' THE NINTH GRADE VARSITY BAS- KETBALL TEAM WINS CITY CHAMPIONSHIP The ninth grade varsity Basketball team upheld the honor of Gwynns Falls Park Junior High School by winning the City Championship from Clifton Park High School on Wediiesday, April 8, 1931. The girls started out in high spirits, de- termined to wrest the game from their opponents. Oh! what a feeling they had when they gazed upon their opponents, but it soon wore off. Noth- ing daunted, they started to play. To make their spirits rise still more, Louise Harrell, our captain, scored two points. The play became exciting and points were scored on both sides continuously amid the clapping and shouting of the rooters, who had come to cheer them on to victory. Some changes were made in the third quarter, the old players be- ing re-enforced and the new ones freshg this put new life into our girls. They started in with a will and were well in the lead when the whistle blew. The score was 38 to 22 in favor of Gwynns Falls Park Junior High School. Louise I-Iarrell, forward, secured most of the points for our side, her total being 32 points. Nancy Hall put the other 6 points into the bas- ket. The other girls played very well towards win- ning the City Championship. Miss Peters, our coach, was very much pleased because this makes the fourth year in succession that Gwynns Falls Ninth Grade varsity team has won the City Championship in basketball. The following are the girls on the team: Louise Harrell, 9A4, forward and captain Nancy Hall, 9A2, forward Virginia Firebaugh, 9A2, forward Catherine Kenny, 9A'5, guard Eleanor Joyner, 9A2, guard Virginia Bailey, 9A2, guard Shirley Brizendine, 9A5, center Doris Thomas, 9A4, side center Madeline Groszer, 9A6, side center HEAVYWEIGHT BASKETBAL TEAM WINS CITY CHAMPIONSHIP After losing the first game of the season the Gwynns Falls' heavyweight basketball team came back strong to win the following nine games and the city championship. The lone defeat was ad- ministered by School Number 40. However, the heavies had their revenge when they met School Number 40 again in the championship series. In this series Gwynns Falls defeated Number 40 in two straight games. Both of the contests were well played with the heavies due to their excellent pass work having the edge over their rival. The entire squad which was composed of 9A boys were: Irvin Adley, 9A4, captain Nats Topel, 9A4 Charles Davidson, 9A4 Leon Bloom, 9A3 Arnold Miller, 9Al Sidney Berlin, 9Al Aaron Shapiro, 9Al Lawrence Repetti, after appearing in only one game, was stricken with an attack of appendicitis and was lost to the team for che rest of the sea- son. Repetti was in 9A1. The champions owe most of their success to Mr. Kenneth Van Sant, who coached the team. HEAVYWEIGHT SOCCER TEAM The Heavyweight Soccer Team had a fairly successful season, winning six games, tying two, and losing one. The two games which resulted in a scoreless tie were played against School Number 47 and Clifton Park. The former played School Number 76 for city championship, with 76 emerg- ing victorious. School Number 76 defeated the heavies 5-0. The squad was composed of Captain Ramming, Sagel, Topel, Baiford, Leidig, Bell, Cohen, Friedman, Murphy, Schmidt, Doxon, Gaines and Kirkpatrick. The team was under the direction of Mr. Van Sant. june 1931 GWYNNONIA 39 THE GWYNNS FALLS BASKETBALL TEAMS Gwynns Falls has two teams, the A team and the B. The B team was excellent this year. They came out undefeated in their section, although there were no deciding games. The players of the B team are as follows: jane Wolf, forward, captain Margaret Hamberry, forward Alice Kefauver, center Josephine Diomede, side center Genevieve Watkins, substitute, side center Elizabeth Bachman, guard Grace Shillaci, guard Audrey Woods, guard jane Canter, substitute guard The A team won the district championship en- titling them to play the other two districts. Gwynns Falls outscored its foes in nearly every game and won its fourth consecutive basketball title in the junior high class. The deciding game was played between Gwynns Falls and their old rival, Clifton Park junior High School in the gym- nasium of School Number 76. The game was most exciting and interesting. Only three fouls were committed during the whole game. The cap- tain, Louise Harrell, assisted by her forward, Nancy Hall, made the highest score of the game. The defense played a very good game. The score was 38-22. Here's hoping that these girls, who won that famous city championship, will be just as good sports at Western High School. The line-up of the winning team is as follows: Louise Harrell, forward, captain Nancy Hall, forward Virginia Firebaugh, forward Shirley Brizendine, center Doris Thomas, substitute center Nladeline Groszer, substitute side center Eleanor Joyner, guard Katherine Kenny, guard Virginia Bailey, guard Miss Peters is to be complimented on her ex- cellent supervision of the games. THE GIRLS' WINTER CARNIVAL On March 7, 1931, the Girls' Winter Carnival was held at the Fifth Regiment Armory. Thous- ands of girls competed and it certainly looked like there were going to be some hard fights for the different teams if they wished to win. The bal- conies were packed to overflowing with devoted mothers and fathers who had come to see their children win. The girls formed their teams and lined up for the parade around the floor. The Evening Sun Band led the way and it certainly was a very pretty sight to see the girls keeping time to the music with their feet as they marched. After the parade was over the games began. On one side of the fioor was seen the volley ball courts and in the opposite corner were the dodge ball circles. Shrieks of laughter and joy were to be heard all over the place and proclaimed to the spectators that the girls certainly were enjoying themselves. Out of all the different teams, such as volley ball, dodge ball, all-up relay, shuttle, and flag race, we were very happy to say that we had five teams come out in the lead. Gwynns Falls was very proud to be able to say that she came out first of all the junior highs and fourth out of all the schools that competed, having scored thirty points. Miss Johnson and Miss Peters are to be con- gratulated on their splendid coaching. THE VOLLEY BALL TEAM Our volley ball team will again endeavor to win the city championship. If we are successful, this will be our fourth consecutive victory. Last year we defeated Forest Park High School at Clif- ton Park in two games, the scores of which were 25-'5 and 18-7. Our championship team of last year has now transferred their sportsmanship to Western. They were: First line players-Katharine Rine, Eileen Schaeffer, Hilda Wheeler. Second line players-Mildred Miller, Edna March, Alma Hoffman. Back-Elizabeth Bennett, Dorothy Snelling. This year our games come too late to record in our Year Book anything but hope for their suc- cess. HEAVY-WEIGHT PLAYGROUND BALL TEAM When the call for candidates for the play- ground ball team was issued, the entire squad of the city championship basketball team responded. The boys look as well on the ball field as they do on the basketball court, for they all have secured regular positions on the team. Here, are the posi- tions they are filling: Bloom, catcher Topel, shortstop Adler, pitcher Davison, first base Miller, left Held Berlin, third base Shapiro, right field The other members of the team are: Strumwater, second base Goetz, shortstop 'Wolfe, center field Talesnick, Gammerman, Shon, Medinger, 40 GWYNNONIA juneI931 and Lemmerman are in reserve. The team is be- ing coached by Mr. Van Sant, who also coached the heavyweight basketball team. We are sorry that we can't record the results of the games in our Year Book, but we are optimistic of the out- come. W 9TH GRADE GIRLS RECEIVING MONOGRAMS OR STARS Field Hockey Abigail Davis, 9B3 ......,,,.,.,.....,ss,s..s..s,s..,t....,,.,, Star Hilda Noblcit, 9B4 ,,,,,,.s,.,,., ,,--.,, S tar Nancy Hall, 9A2. .r..,.,. C ,,,,.,,,,, i,AAs,, S rar Katherine Levering, 9B6,,.- ,,., ,..,s,, S tar Shirley Brizendine, 9A5 ,..,,,. C ,,,,, Star Catherine Kenney, 9A5,,,,-, Star Eleanor Joyner, 9AZ.,,, ,,,, -- ,.,,. ,r,,s,, S tar Josephine Diomede, 9A3 ..,.,.,,. '? Alice Kefauver, 9A3 ,,,,,,,,,,,, ? Virginia Firebaugh, 9Al., ,,,,.,.,,,,..,,,,,ii,,,4,,,,,,,,, Star Grace Shillaci, 9A1 ,...... - ...,.........,..,, ....,,,......,. S tar Girls, Winter Carnival-All Up Relay Abigail Davis, 9B3 a,.,.,,,,,,,,,,s,,,,,,,,,s,,,,,,,,,,,,,,A,,, Star Doris Teufel, 9B3,.- .r...,..,..........s . ,,......c.,V..... Star Jane Zumstein, 9B1..c ,,,,,, .,,,, ,iA, I , A Star Helen Brohawn, 9B3 ..r,,... ,,,,,,,,.,,,,,.., S rar Maud Campbell, 9Bl ..,,.., ,.,,,,, , Monogram Leona Hedrich, 9Bl. ......... ,,,,,,,, ,,,, S t ar Elizabeth Ogden, 9B1 ....,..,.. ........,,..., S tar Vivian Cross, 9B6 ....,.,...........,. ...,,... M onogram Katherine Levering, 9B6 ...,,.., ,..... - ..,,.. S tar Elton Kirby, 9133, ..,r,........... ..,..,...,,,s,, . Star Audrey Degele, 9B4 ,.,.,..,. , .,..... Monogram Gussie Arnoff, 9B4 ..,- ..........,.. ,,.,.,,,,,,,,,,,, S tar Virginia Covington, 9B4 ,......,........r,., L. Monogram Margaret Roberts, 9Bl ,,..,,...,.,... a- ,r,..,r.,, Monogram Girls' Basketball Team Abigail Davis, 9B3 Blanche Brawn, 9B6 Catherine Levering, 9B6 Catherine Foit, 9B6 Ida Bergner, 9B4 Monograrns for Basketball l Louise Harrell ' Virginia Firebaugh Shirley Brizendine Josephine Diomede Doris Thomas Alice Kefauver Virginia Bailey Elizabeth Bauchman Catherine Kenney Grace Shillaci Madeline Groszer Jane Canter Jane Wolf Genevieve Watkins MID-YEAR NEWS FROM THE GIRLS' GYM Gwynns Falls was again represented by two reams, A and B, the A winning District Champ- ionship. The B was defeated by no other team but their own A, score 4-0. Anna Peckis of 8B2 captained the A, while Margaret Hamberry of 9B5 captained the B. Both teams fought to the end with the same good' old spirit of Gwynns Falls. The A Team played the winners of the two other districts, Roland Park and Number 76, the defending champions for six years. They met Roland Park at Druid Hill, with a score of 0-0, and Number 76 at Clifton when our forward line failed to make a successful tally. The final score was in 76's favor, 2-0. This is our second year in the game and we'll iight again next year to break through the seven- year champion's goal. We have not given up, though defeated, as thirteen of the two teams will be on hand next year. TEAMS A. Davis-H. Fitscher -. R.W. ............... Diomede H. Noblitt-V. Bailey R.I. -. G. Elliott-P. Waters A. Peckis .,..,.. - ..,r.,....... C.F. ...,,......... .R. Willhauck M. Maisel-N. Hall ....,. L.I.M.Hamberry-R. Clark K. Levering ..,,,.,..,..,.,,,, L.W. ...................., M. Cole M. Groszer ................... R.H. A. Kefauver-J. Braun S. Brizendine ........ ..,... C ...............,... C. Shaull J. Wolf ,,,,,., .,,., .,,,,.,, L . H. ,M .,..,.,......... L. Kraus C. Kenny, ....,.,.. .,..,,. R .F.B. ....,.... M. Rogers V. Firebaugh E. Joyner .........,.......... L.F.B. . G. Shillace-L. Wolf M. Groszer-C, Hartman G., ....,,, I ,,.,.,,, C. Hartman That part of the sewing machine on which the foot rests is the petal. The most expensive wood for floors is hardware. A valance is a lounging couch. sf: :fr :l: Extracts from a 9th grade test: Coffee contains a stimulant called kokain. Wlien lettuce is eaten, it is cut with the fingers. A bread box should be scalded frequently be- cause of aunts. elfelsi Teacher: Name four kinds of sentencesf' Pupil: Q'Four kinds of sentences are complete, incomplete, correct, and wrong. 21424311 Geography Teacher: Name a place and tell what it is noted for. Pupil: School-noted for workf' june 1931 GWYNNONIA 41 CITY CHAMPIONS, SEVENTH AND Excl-ITI-I GRADE BASKETBALL 9A5 WINS SCHOOL CHAMPIONSHIP IN SOCCER After a hard iight, 9A5 won the school champ- ionship in soccer. Playing three scoreless games with 8B11, 9A5 met 9B11 in a game to decide the winner of the A.A. trophy. The game was score- less until in the extra period Oliver Roberts of 9A5 kicked the winning point and the team played a defensive game until the final whistle. Sterling Bowman of 9A'5 played especially well for the winners while George fRedj Blunt was the outstanding player for the losers. Lineups: 9A5- . Posilion -91311 Barret, capt. ,...,.......,,,. Cl-I. c,,.,,,,.,,,.r. Blunt, Capt, Bowman ............ ....,.,. O .R. ...,.......,,. D.. Romberger Whittle ..,. ,.... - ....... Gravatte ...,,,.. ,,.. . Roberts ..,... . Benedict ,..,..,. ....... R.F. .,.,.... ,.,. . -. Ambrose C.F. ,,,,,,,, ......... L Kral TR. .. ....... ....., D uckett OL. ,,,,. ,,., ...... D u clcait Sammons ......, ...r.,, . G, ,.,,,.. Fried Gregory- ..,,... ..,... R .I-I. rr,,,,- Helden Meyers .,.. .. L.F. ,c., ,.,, ,,rr,sr,v M e yer I-Iann .... .....,r.,....,,.... T.L. .......................... Huttt Cliclcner -.. .....,.,.....,....,. L.H. ........,....,....,....... Hild Substitutes: Tate, Cuifley, Hammel, Kapfer and Stolzenbaclc. SEVENTH AND EIGHTH GRADE BASKETBALL The Seventh and Eighth Grade A Basket- ball Team won City Championship. Although the other schools had good teams, Gwynns Falls put up a good Fight and came out victorious. The RB team also made a good showing, losing only two games. A TEAM Catherine Levering, E., captain Mabel Maisel, F. Doris Atkins, G. ' Ida Bergner, F. Melva Timmons, G. Anna Peclcis, C. Thelma Hanzlilc, G. Abigail Davis, S.C. Blanche Brawn, G. Dorothy Savage, S.C. The Seventh and Eighth Grade Team has won City Championship for four years. Miss Johnson has coached the winning team for three years. June 1931 GWYNNONIA o--0 Staff of Gwynnonia Editor-in-Chiefa... ..... -- ....... ......... O LINDA WHITEHURST Associafe Editor ,..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,...AA.,,,,,A.,.,,7,A,,7, C A,,..,A.. ,KAROLYN HENTZLER ACTIVITIES COMMITTEE Rudolph Sommerwerck, 9AI Sigmund Safier, 9A3 Harold Sommer, 9AIO Kenneth Myers, 9A10 Muriel Turner, 9A6 Harry Talesnick, 9A1 Regina Hoenes, 9A3 Maxine Jones, 9A6 Minnie Linde, 9A7 La Rue Decker, 9A4 Jane Wolf, 9A5 Oliver Roberts, 9A8 PROPI-IECY COMMITTEE Doris Mae Rowles, 9A3 Harold Lemmerman, 9A10 John Kendall, 9A1I Peter Gutsch, 9A9 Norine Osbon, 9A1 Helen Sullivan, 9A5 Shirley Brizendine, 9A5 Grace Zumstein, 9AI Carey Nugent, 9A9 Arnold Miller, 9A1 Rudolph Sommerwerck, 9A1 JOKE COMMITTEE Eleanor Joyner, 9A2 Grace Zumstein, 9A'5 Virginia Smith, 9A1 Frances Bogat, 9A2 Edwin O'Donald, 9A4 Helen Sullivan, 9A5 Shirley Brizendine, 9A5 Carey Nugent, 9A9 Vernon Schultheis, 9A9 Frank Slinlcman, 9A9 SPORTS COMMITTEE Irene Miller, 9A3 Doris Weidner, 9A3 Nancy Hall, 9A2 Virginia Bailey, 9A5 Edward Moore, 9A10 Arnold Miller, 9A1 Donald Jett, 9A8 Benny Lapidus, 9A4 ART COMMITTEE PRIZE WINNERS Eleanor Joyner, 9A2 Dulcie Horner, 9AI Helen Frederick, 9A6 HONORABLE MENTION Helen Lang, 9A6 Alice Fleet, 9A7 Catharine Kenny, 9A5 Doris Mae Rowles, 9A3 Doris Strauss, 9A3 Ellen Blake, 9A4 Emma De Vese, 9A2 Randolph Kirkpatrick, 9A4 Olinda Whitehurst, 9AI Harold Berman, 9A11 Madelixie Grozer, 9A6 Elizabeth Ohle, 9A1 FACULTY ADVISORS Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Sappington Sahm Schmincke Dennis Fountain Barton Mr. Fell To Dr. Berryman: A principal whose sound leadership, helpful advice, untiring, gentle patience, good judg- ment, and optimistic outlook have endeared him to his large facultyg a friend whose influence has always been for school unity and progressiveness. THE FACULTY. 1 1 1 1 To Dr. Berryman: The kind heart of a friend, the strong hand of the teacher, and the generosity of a father, we found in our principal. THE STUDENT BODY. june 1931 GWYNNONIA 45 AKC 'Ill'lIlWlll1Il'lll IIES THE ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION Members of the Athletic Association of the school enjoy two opportunities for pleasure: a Hallowelen mask party in the fall of the year and a grand picnic at a well-known place of amusement at the close of school. Besides being a source of enjoyment to those who have joined, the association has added much this year to the equipment and reputation of the school. When the call for assistance came from the Community Fund, the association donated ten dollars to that fund and five dollars to the Red Cross Fund. At Christmas ir- presented the Fam- ily Welfare Association with a check for eighty- five dollars. A Every February and June two scholarship prizes of ten dollars each, in gold, are awarded to mem- bers of the association, boy and girl, receiving the highest averages for each term. Two gifts were presented to the school through the year. One took the form of the adjustment of the cloclcs in the gymnasium so that time can be given for pupils to dress before the end of the period. The -other was the presentation of a photograph of Dr. Rozell Berryman, retiring principal of the school. The portrait will be hung in the oflice. Dr. Berryman was presented, when he left, with a completely Htted traveling bag as a reminder of the association which has worked with him for the credit of the school. The oflicers of the association for the first term were Madeline Groszier, president, Mabel Maig- el, vice-presidentg Maynard Duvall, secretary, and Howard Kapfer, treasurer. For the second semes- ter the following OPITCCFS served: Madeline Gros- zier, 9A6, president, Anna Peclcis, SAZ, vice- president, Edwin Bell, 9A4, secretary, and George Sammons, 9A8, treasurer. The faculty advisors for the year were: Miss Peters, Miss Johnson, Mr. Van Sant, Mr. Saltzman, Miss Collins, Miss Fountain. THE ART CLUB The members of the Art Club this year have had many interesting experiences, both in visits to the various art galleries in the city, and in the construction of artistic material, in their own club rooms in the school. The club opened in October with fifty-three members. The group composed of both boys and girls, divided into four sections, the members working under the direction of their own teach- ers of art. One group spent their entire time doing oil paintings. Another group decorated boxes and made picture frames of gesso, modeled jars in pottery, and sculptured. Another section worked with pottery, some hand-built and some Hred, painted glass tiles in enamel, and painted wall panels on linen. This group made a set of tooled leather book-ends, decorated with a pic- ture of the towers of Gwynns Falls School, and gave them to Dr. Berryman as a farewell gift. Another group worked in oil paintings, stenciled pillow tops, decorated wooden boxes, and painted lamp shades. One of the interesting visits was a trip to the Baltimore Museum of Art. The advisors of the club are Miss Barton, Miss Duval, Miss Leister, and Miss Brainard. THE NEWSPAPER CLUB Being a member of the Newspaper Club has its advantages. Not only have the members had the advantage of receiving individual instruction in composition, but they have also had an op- portunity to get some idea of editorial and jour- nalistic writing. Those who help with the copy have become quick to see typographical and gram- matical errors. This year the Newspaper Club published six numbers. The Christmas issue exhibited on its front page an original drawing by one of the promising art students of the school. The April issue gave its whole back page to the retiring prin- cipal, Dr. Rozell Berryman, including his por- trait and his biography. This issue brolce all rec- ords in the matter of subscriptions. There were twenty-three hundred copies sold. One of the meetings of the club tool: the form of a visit to The Sun office. The club meets every Tuesday after school. The faculty advisors are Miss Sahm, Miss Sap- pington, and Miss Schminclce. 46 GWYNNONIA june 1931 F 2 TX ...rg Courtesy of Thr I3l1IfI-7710112 Nrtvs. Scizoocs AS A YOUNG MAN THE CHRISTMAS PLAY On December 23, the Christmas Play, which is given every year under the direction of the Dramatic Club, was performed in the auditorium. This year the presentation was 'QA Christmas Car- oln, which had been dramatized by a previous 9A class from the story written by Charles Dickens. Two performances were shown so that everyone could see it. The play was repeated in January before the Parent-Teacher Associationlmeeting. The plot centered around the miserly old man, Scrooge, who was visited by the ghost of Marley, his old partner in business. Marley tortured his guilty conscience and left him to unpleasant an- ticipation of the arrival of three spirits. These, when they came, showed him his past, present and future. The first spirit showed him several scenes when he was a young man, in one of which he saw his former employer, old Fezziwig, celebrating Christmas with his neighbors in the real way. The Spirit of the Present ushered Scrooge into the Cratchit family circle and the household of his nephew, where he learned that their opinions of him were not flattering. 5! X The last Spirit made him think of his possible future and gave him a probable picture of his death. The old slcinflint was so terrified by these revelations that he promised to lead a better life and proved his resolution on Christmas Day by assuming a cheerful attitude towards humanity and making Christmas a happier day for his ac- quaintances and himself. The happy ending made the play a complete success. A very good characterization of Scrooge was given by Peter Gutsch, and the one of Bob Crat- chit, the clerk, was given by Riclgely Ryan. George Warehime made an excellent nephew and the three spirits, Dorothy Derrith and Clara Kuhn, gave fine performances. Marley's ghost was played by Howard Kapperg Mrs. Cratchit, by Ava Loovisg Fezziwig, by Frank Hoiicmang and the niece, by Elaine Woody. The play was given under the direction of Miss Hahn, who was assisted by Miss Kellemen and Miss Reinhold. june193l GWYNNONIA 47 HOME ECONOMICS CLUB The Home Economics Club not only learned many interesting things in home economics this year, but went to several industrial plants to see the employees at work. Among them was a trip to Wardls Bakery. The Home Economics Club's first work was the making of a bean bag in the form of a rabbit for Easter time. At another meeting a represen- tative from the Cantilever Shoe Shop gave the girls a talk on Shoes',. The club made several useful articles, among them aprons of unbleached muslin trimmed with gingham. The last meeting was a party. One of the new features of the year was the organization of a cooking class for boys. Gwynns Falls is glad to boast of being one of the first schools to organize such a class for boys. The club decided to call themselves the Camp Cookery Club. They were all requested to bring caps to wear while they were at work. The Baltimore News took a picture of the club members in their new caps. The officers of the Home Economics Club are: President, Mary Mathias, SBS Vice-President, Dulcie Horner, 9A1 Secretary and Treasurer, Ruth Cooper, 9A1 Executive Committee: Miss Corse, Dorothy Mathias, 7B7, Frieda Gebelien, 7A4. THE GLEE CLUB The Glee Club has been busy during the year both in Gwynns Falls School and on visits to other schools and organizations. The first presentation of the season was given in, ,November before the Parent-Teacher Association meeting. 'The Boys' Choir sang at the December meeting and took part in the Christmas Carol . The Glee Club sang at the Founders' Day program of the Bal- timore Parent-Teacher Association on January 20. On March 20, the club broadcast over W. C. A. O. The club, by invitation from Mrs. Hewitt, chairman of the music committee of the Parent-Teacher Association of Forest Park High School, presented for that association, on March 26, a group of Italian and Spanish folk songs. The club is under the direction of Miss Ben- nett. The club has been engaged this year in three-part singing and have succeeded very well in the project. THE GLEE CLUB fl 48 GWYNNONIA june 1931 THE CRCHESTRA THE ORCHESTRA The school orchestra of Gwynns Falls School has been one of the means of spreading the fame of Gwynns Falls School abroad. On February 20, they presented a program broadcast over WCAO and at a similar broadcast later by the Glee Club played several numbers. On April 30, they gave a program at the Women's City Club. They have played at every meeting of the Parent- Teacher Association of the school and they took part in the combined Parent-Teacher Association's Founders' Day program. In the school itself they played at all the Dra- matic Club presentations and for the operetta. The Orchestra is under the direction of Mrs. Agnes Hill and is composed of thirty members. It meets every Tuesday. THE DRAMATIC CLUB The advantage of being enrolled as a member of the Dramatic Club is the opportunity to enjoy the activities in which all members take part. On September 15, the club held its first meet- ing for the new term. The greatest event in the work of the Dramatic Club was the presentation at Christmas time of Dickens' Christmas Carol. The play was given twice, first to the pupils of Gwynns Falls School and then to the Parent- Teacher Association. In February the club produced a short play, showing two incidents in the life of Robin Hood. In March a marionette show, under the club's direction, was presented by Mr. Paul Braun, fa- mous puppeteer. The Dramatic Club gave a second public per- formance in March. The film, Don was shown after school one day. Members of the club were admitted by ticket. The club boasts a membership of thirteen hun- dred and fifty. Because of its large membership, it is in a good financial condition and can afford to be generous. One of its gifts was a couch presented to the teachers on the third Hoor for use in their sitting room. At the end of the year, they presented the drop curtain, used in one of their plays, to the school so that it can be used in future enter- tainments. The club followed its custom of presenting a two and one-half dollar gold piece to the boy and girl member getting the highest English average for the year. The club is under the direction of Miss Hahn, Miss Kellemen, and Miss Reinhold. june 1931 GWYNNONIA . 49 BELLE OF BAGDADH PRESENTED BY SCHOOL Those who attended the operetta, The Belle of Bagdad, given under the direction of Mrs. Agnes K. Hill, agreed that it was one of the most artistic public performances that the school has ever produced. The palm trees, booths, pottery, gayly dressed natives and guards picturesquely grouped, and beautiful tapestries, made a striking elfect. The background for the scene, painted by the art teachers in the school, added much to the Ori- ental atmosphere. The story takes place during the fair time in Bagdad and centers around a group of visitors: Mrs. T. Horace McCann, American consul, Elsa McCann, and Annie Blackwell. They meet Lord Archie Fitzgibbons, an old friend, accompanied by Zelinda, a beautiful dancer. Lord Archie tells them about his escape from Henrietta Whip- stitch, to whom he has proposed marriage. They are introduced to the Caliph and his daughters- Jewel, Rose, and Lily. The Caliph announces that any one caught with a camera is to be shot with- out waiting for sunrise. He has been threatened by an assassin who carries a bomb in a camera. Bob and Dick Taylor, and his two mechanics, Bill, arrive in Bagdad from Hollywood. They are searching for the Belle of Bagdad, who is to be identified by a small photograph, recently taken by a motion picture corporation of Holly- wood, and by an amulet which she wears. Dick, on his way to the Caliph, meets one of the Calipl1's daughters, jewel. Meanwhile Bob and Bill, with their camera, are discovered by the Prefect of Police, Citi Ben Mustapha. The two mechanics are disguised by friends, first as dervishes, and later as members of the Caliph's guard. They put the camera in Lord Archieis hands, and, therefore, the Prefect of Police arrests him for violating the Caliph's word. The last act discloses the plot and ends the mysteries. Oliver Roberts, as the Caliph of Bagdad, was wonderfully made up. Edward Baurenschmidt, as Archie Fitzgibbons, gave an excellent portrait of an English lord and sang his part well. Gruber Shipley was a splendid Prefect. Edward Ay, George Warehime and Joseph Miller took the parts of the aviators. june O'Malia made an excellent old maid and Catherine Kalmbacher as Jewel was quite a fascinating person. The voices were excellently trained and the music was commented on by visitors as being much above the usual standard of junior high pupils. 4 THE VOCATIONS CLUB The Vocations Club has visited many of the important business concerns this year in an en- deavor to give the members an idea of the great business world which they hope to enter. On October 21, the Vocations Club took a trip to the Baltimore News office and watched a great newspaper being constructed. On November 17, a trip to the Maryland Biscuit Company gave them an idea of a big baking establishment. The january trip was taken to Radio Station WBAL. An April trip took them to the Pittsburgh Plate Glass Company. On April 29, eleven girls went with their vocational guides to the Girls' Voca- tional School, where they visited the sewing de- partment, the beauty shop, and the tea room. At the last meeting of the year the boys acted as guides for the girls, showing them through the shops, and the girls showed the boys through the home economics department. The vocational guidance teachers-Mrs. Wil- hide, Miss Stoll, and Miss Rost-are advisors for the club. HEALTH TOPIC OF ASSEMBLY One of the outstanding events of the year was an assembly called for the ninth grades to hear Mrs. Margaret Wells Wood, of the National Association of Mental Hygiene, speak on the sub- ject of Health Mrs. Wood opened her talk by relating an ac- count of a journey which she once took with some friends up Mount Fuji in Japan. She gave a vivid description of the weary climb and the beautiful view after the party had achieved their goal. Goal,' was what she was emphasizing. She went on to relate some amusing incidents in her life as a principal and a teacher. Early training, she said, is necessary to put children on the right track. They must have an adequate knowledge of the goal, and, most important of all, they should be physically fit to attain the things in life that are worth while. Mrs. Woods made an address to the Parent- Teacher Association the same evening, her topic being Guiding Boy-Girl Relationshipf' Direction for cooking meat: Some tender meats are cooked with dry mois- ture, while tough cuts are cooked with wet mois- ture. , ri: vi: :k Teacher: Name three races of men. Pupil- Boat race, automobile race, and foot race.', june195'1 GWYNNONIA 51 IP? ICD IIE 'IPS Ku ., E KC COD IR IN IIE IR Tim I THE WOODLAND OF GWYNNS FALLS The hills around dear Gwynns Falls I-ligh Are clothed in beauty rare. Each little flower sends out a cry To greet the woods, once bare. The summer birds with plumage gay, Are coming back with joyg Each one a little sunshine ray To cheer each girl and boy. The rippling streamlet sings its song, As it winds its daily way O'er rocks and stones in happy throng This blessed springtime day. Each dale around our Gwynns Falls High Tells a cheerful story, How Mother Spring in passing by I-las brought them back their glory. O lovely Nature, that surrounds The school of Gwynns Falls High, How grateful are we to have found Thar Spring can never die. CHARLOTTE Nl. OREM THE CALL OF SPRING Beyond the schoolroom window pane, The trees have donned their prettiest green, In answer to Spring's happy call, And flowers bloom along the mall. The world is gay with many guests, In purple, gold, and white theyire dressed. They seem to beckon far and near, And shout aloud that Spring is here. Now does it not seem wrong to you, When skies are clear and blue, That I must study instead of play Through all the happy Springtime day? DORIS MAE ROBERTS, 9A3 THIS LITTLE BOOK In a little book , Bound all round in red, I write, and write, and write, And use up all my lead. Suppose, I will tell you, Each teacher spends some time Dictating every day To fill this book of mine. Then homeward bound we go, With hearts and minds all gay, Until we open up .our books, With burdens for the day. I wonder if the teachers don't Feel sorry for us kids, Working our poor brains to death To do what teacher bids. After what I've cold you, You need not even loolcg For I am sure that you can guess It is my homework book. CATHERINE OHLE A DREAM p To fly through the sky in a silver plane Is my long-concealed desire. To dart through storms of cooling rain And be lost in the sunset's hte. To follow the path of the Sun God, Ra, As he drives his chariot of gold, But my chariot will be a silver plane, My companion the eagle bold. I love to sit in the twilight And listen to pattering rain, And dream of the day, so far away, Wlien I'1I fly in a silver plane. NORINE OsBoN, 9A1. 52 GV-YYNNONIA ' Ju11eI93I ....-I nl I un lllI ' f ww N. .W 4 4141 l as Il' dlllilllll llllllllllIllllllIl l1 llln..- gnllllllllh.. ....... .nllll llll .......... I , ALICE IN BALTIMORE Alice fell twice. The first time, she recovered. The second time she fell in Baltimore, and she has never recovered from that. When she came to, she found herself on the lawn of Gwynns Falls Junior I-Iigh School. Watch- ing some teachers a distance away, she realized that it was the faculty having a tea party on the lawn as a result of the advice of the Mad Hatter, who said tea was good for the grass. Approaching the new Vocational Office, she saw breakfast being served to the late comers. All late slips had been previously torn up. Alice passed the auditorium where the freshmen were having their morning tea and toast, and by walking backwards down the hall by the out- door courts, she came, of course, to the music room. She paused in the doorway and pushed the hair from her eyes so that she could hear the three part song Miss Bennett was teaching a boy's technical class. The girls were singing The An- vil Chorusu in close harmony with The King's I-Iorsesn, which was carried by the boys singing the second part. The bass tones of 'QThe Bells of St. lVlary's,' ran through the melody of the other two parts and rounded out the whole. Alice stood en- trancedl Not even the White Knight of Ivanhoe could sing like thatl Slowly, she raced down the hall. Looking into a certain French class she noticed the strict atten- tion given to the ten-minute talk period. The time has come , the teacher said, to talk of beaucoup des clvo.ves. I-Ier attention was drawn to several conscientious seniors suffering from in- flamation of the jaw, due to ,their daily efforts to talk steadily for ten minutes. The teachers appeared to be worried at the perfect silence at the lockers. All were urging the children to enjoy themselves and not be so quick about getting away. It was declared that it shOuld be a strictly social affair. It was also reported that a certain child was sent home for disobeying the rule of going to the lockers only during class hours. In an English classroom Alice was very much interested in a poem called 'fLochinvar has Come out of the East , until her glance was attracted by a horse barking outside. In Latin the teacher was discussing the arrival Of Caesar who was vis- iting Duce Mussolini in Baltimore. In the next class she noticed the teacher wearing a fur coat because the weather was so warm. They were discussing the cold, dismal region of West Africa. A notice was brought into this classroom saying Mr. Mack requested the presence of the pupils in the auditorium. The request was urgent. He ordered boys and girls to scatter locker keys everywhere. He said they were like money and were all the better for being in circulation. During his talk peanuts were being served to the accompaniment of the Peanut Song, because of the music of crackling shells and the sweet aroma of the tid-bit itself. Ar the end of the talk Alice was presented with a dog that neighed. She carried it on her head and went out. As she passed through the front hall next to the tower, she saw the moonlight shining down on the shop roofs. Silence com- plete reigned in the shops. Alice picked up her diploma and started out the door. On the steps stood the White Queen with a Blue Book in her hand. Tell me, she said, looking worried, do you know what a noun is?', Off with her head! said Alice and walked away. Teacher fholding up an octagonal shapej: Now class, what is this? Freshman: An oxygen, teacherf, ve: :sf Vocations Teacher: John, under what pro- fession does the real estate agent come? Pupil: A homemaker. june 1931 GWYNNONIA 53 ASK ME ANOTHER RULE OF GAME: Answer by names of faculty. Answers may be found on last page. 1. What do we call a song of praise? 2. When Ben went to dinner, what did he do? 3. If Frank goes to Alaska in summer cloth- ing, what will happen to him? 4. If a person takes something that doesn't belong to him, what do we say he did? 5. Name the loser of a well-known race in fables? 6. What does a freshie do when he is lost in the halls and surrounded by seemingly hostile teachers and lofty seniors? 7. What would you do if you were hungry and thirsty? 8. Name parts of the arms and armor of a knight? 9. Give a synonym for severe. 10. Name two famous explorers of American lands? 11. What is the trade name of a necessary part of automobile equipment? 12. Who wrote a poem to a mouse? 13. Name the writer of many well-known fairy tales. 14. What does a prisoner, about to be electro- cuted, say? 15. Name one of our misbehaving presidents. 16. What do we call a bank of earth used to keep rivers from flooding the land? 17. Name a favorite shoe store of Baltimore. 18. What do we call a contract drawn up for the use of a house for a certain length of time? 19. Who cares for the flower beds in Druid Hill Park? 20. Name a favorite confection. 21. What happened to the clumsy boy? 22. What exiled king Hew by airplane back to his country and throne? 23. What is the name of an easy chair? 24. Name an important worker in cotton man- ufactures. 25. What did the sheriff say to the thief he found in the woods? 26. What kind of metal is used on faucets? 27. What kind of rite is a war dance? 28. What is the favorite method of eating with small children? 29. What is a plan of study in a school called? 30. If a wealthy relative dies, what do we hope for? Statement on music paper: Edward MacDowell loved to go out into the woods and compromise music. LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF 9A CLASSES We. the Ninth Grade pupils of Gwymis Falls Park Junior High School, being of unusually sound mind and body, comprehending that we must soon deprive the school of our unique in- telligence and genius, with falling tears, swear this to be our last will and testament. fExcuse the swear , we do not mean the kind you thinkl. We hereby bequeath To Miss Kate Esther Ebaugh: All our gold stars and our 90 test papers. Our daily translations and oral vocabularies as good examples for her next 9A classes. To Miss Sahm: All our newspaper articles. Responsible reporters who never fail to bring in news on time. Bigger and brighter 9A1 classes. To Miss Weller: A set of math tests, especially prepared so that they may be done in live seconds. To the Cafeteria: Some vegetables for the meat pies and soup. Stationary chairs and tables. Rubber milk bottles and cast iron dishes. Small waste cans to be attached to each chair to save wear and tear on the faculty. To the Auditorium: All our flowery speeches, plays, movies, songs, and other entertainments to prove our talent to less fortunate classes. Cases of chocolate and gum to be attached to the backs of chairs for the nourishment of future audiences. Periscopes for those behind the posts. Ear trumpets to be attached to seats under the balcony. To the Gym: All our chewing gum, old ties, and broken beads. Also, a brilliant recollection of our marvelous sportsmanship and fancy stunts. To the Library: The following books for the benefit of the in- coming classes: How to Write a Book Report Without Open- ing a Bookv. Ivanshovelv fsequel to 1'Ivanhoe j Julius Seize Het I-Ienrietta fl-Ienry et,erj How to Play Sock'er In accordance with the statutes of this great State, we, the undersigned, bear witness to the authenticity of the above will. I. WILL Dacsass. I. M. LEAVING. tt QQ tt GWYNNONIA June193I 54 FRESHMAN ETIQUETTE AUTHORJS Nora: Having observed for some time the numerous social standards set up here and there by individual groups, it occurred to the author that a handy catalogue of rules of etiquette setting forth standards of 1 2 3 4 5 I 2 4 5 1 2 3 the exclusive Four Million was necessary. GENERAL SOCIAL ETIQUETTE Always respect the ninth grades. While strolling through the halls, cut into lines and whistle lustily. Cheerfulness is next to cleaniiness, and cleanliness is next to godliness. Keep a song in your soulf, Smile sweetly at all students who accost you in the hall-they are fellow passengers to the grave. Frown at all teachers-it is a good discipline. There is a time and place for all things. When in the auditorium, always eat. ALWAYS RESPECT THE NINTH GRADES. CAFETERIA ETIQUETTE In the Gwynns Falls cafeteria it is consid- ered most proper to shoot the trays up and down the railing. You are sure to gain undivided attention from a certain someone. Above all, don't forget to comb your hair in the cafeteria. It makes an excellent boudoir. The applause and gesticulating received from the faculty table is unani- mous. Another good pointer on cafeteria etiquette is that of bag bursting. Try to make this a regular occurrence. The strong- nerved teachers just crave a bit of spice and excitement with their repast. Another pleasant diversion is that of pour- ing a certain blue substance known as ink all over the tables, chairs, and fioor. Breaking milk bottles will also give you that scullery maid feeling. Try it for yourself. By all means don't forget that if you leave your tray on the table, some kind teacher will come along and take it up for you. It's a fact! CLASSROOM ETIQUETTE Enter the classroom by the front door, sing- ing lustily. Then begin an exciting game of tag in the aisles until the teacher arrives. When called upon, always fix your eyes upon the farthest corner of the ceiling and appear to think deeply. Then pop the wrong answer. All teachers look down upon children who give the right answer immediately. The correct standing position for answering questions used by all the Four Million is: rise slowly, stand on one leg, resting the other knee on the bench. Then lean your body against the back of the seat. Miss Sappington and Miss Van Sant are es- pecially fond of this posture. 4. Upon leaving the room, the correct thing to do is to rush in glad emancipation for the door, and caper gleefully down the hall before the ringing of the second bell. 5. Following is a list of the particular inter- ests of a few teachers. All social climbers who wish to get their names in the Blue Register should endeavor to do these things for the following teachers: Miss Sahm: Apply make-up. Miss Johnson: Chew gum vigorously and noisily. Miss Bennett: Pound on the piano upon entering and leaving the room. Miss Lewis: Talk while typing. Miss Weller: Read Love Storyv or ScreenIand.', 4 CLOSE-UPS fWitlv Apologies To Wvfvom it Magi Concernnj City Lights-Oliver Roberts, 9A8 Skippy-Robert Pierce, 9A1 Devil to Pay-Arnold Miller, 9A1 Little Caesar-Martin Heller, 9A8 A Tailor-Made Man -John Adelman, 9A4 A Connecticut Yankee-Nathan Shockett, 9Al Whoopee-Francis Kennedy, 9A8 It's a Wise Child-James Jones, 9A8 Tom Sawyer-Arthur Gorman, 9A1 Millie-Anna Groh, 9A4 Reaching for the Moon-Harold Berman, 9A11 June Moon-Robert Meyers, 9A8 Don Q.-Carey Nugent, 9A9 Inspiration-Leroy Ellers, 9A1 Hot for Paris-Malcolm Spicer, 9A8 Fifty Million Frenchmen-Boys of 9A8 My Past-Francis Buckingham, 9A11 Cracked Nuts-Bernard French, 9A1g Robert Straw, 9A11 Play Boy of Paris-Harry Talesnick, 9A1 Follow Thru-Norine Osbon, 9A1 Along Came Youth-William Romberger, 9A11 Abieis Irish Rose-Rose Rubenstein, 9A3 Teacher: Why is New York called the melt- ing pot? Pupil: Because it is so hot. bk vis Ik Teacher: What courts do you know of besides the Supreme Court? Pupil- Tennis courts. june 1931 GWYNNONIA 55 SUGGESTIONS TO THE FACULTY We, the members of the Senior Class, after mature deliberation and three years' experience and observation, make the following suggestions to our faculty for the greater glory of Gwynns Falls: 1. That faculty meetings be held at least twice a week, thus providing for pupils' quick dismissal and freedom from punishment. 2. That there be a hte-drill for teachers once a day-twice a day in hot weather. 3. That no teacher be allowed to get a drink between classes. 4. That teachers be forbidden to speak in the hall. 5. That teachers be required to pay twice as much as pupils for their lunch. 6. That pupils see that teachers keep their desks clean. 7. That during lunch hours for pupils and teachers, teachers be forbidden in the library, au- ditorium, or outside. 8. That teachers be forbidden to take lifts on Hilton Street going to or from school. FAMOUS SAYINGS OF FAMOUS TEACHERS ' Mlss SAI-IM: 'iYou're not dumb, you're just lazy! Miss LEWIS: Now when I was your age, I-'i FREEZE: My, aren't we having a fine time? MISS MCGEE: 'QTen ollf, MISS CORSE: Little dearsln Mlss HANRATHY: 1sn't that true, children? Miss BARTON! Rise and pass out. Miss SAPPINGTON: Isn't that rather presump- tuous? MR. SALTZIVIAN: Tenn-shun! Miss BASFORD: Put your paws down. MISS LEVIN: So much for that. Miss FOUNTAIN: Good morning, class. Miss WELLMQRE: In the room, in the room, boy. Miss FREEBURGER: Now, my little nephew- Miss 1-IAHN: Now, boys and girls, we want a hundred percent in everything. Let this be an A1 class. Miss COLLINS! How are the experts coming along? Miss JOHNSON! You can't fool your grandma. MR. SAFETY RULES 1. Teachers please sound horns before enter- ing classrooms. 2. Students are not allowed to have pens ex- tending over six inches from books. 3. One-way banisters-only to aid climbing stairs. 4. Students observe red lights between room 118 to room 122. 5. Five-mile per minute speed limit to be ob- served in halls. 6. Speed limit at 2.30 P. M.-100 miles per second. 7. All luggage parked in waste cans to avoid accumulation of books. 8. Books are to be parked in the middle of aisles to clear desks. Teachers should avoid stumbling over them. 9. Parking hours from 6 A. M. to 9 A. M. in front of school. 10. Keep to the right of teachers in auditorium to avoid being caught. ASK ME ANOTHER ANSWERS 1. Sahm 2. Benn-ett 3. Frank L. Freeze 4. Stoll 5. 1-lare 6. E-baughs fl-le bawlsj 7. Get a drink from a Fountain and Cook some Rice. 8. Spyr and Shields. 9. Stern 10. Lewis and Clark 11. Kelley tires 12. Burns 13. Grimm 14. Have a Hart-man! 15. Johnson 16. Levie 17. Hahn 18. Lease 19. The Gardner 20. Peter's chocolate 21. I-Ie Fell down the Hill and hurt himself on a Rock 22. Prince Carroll 23. Morris chair 24. Weaver 25. Sol You Will-hide in the Forrest. 26. Nichol 27. A Tribull rite 28. Duncan Bond Bread 29. Corse 30. That he may Will-is something. Teacher: What is a pronoun? Pupil: A person without a name. 4: Pk -9: Geography Teacher: Name a mountain range in the East. Pupil- The Application Mountains. Q Q FINISH ' fu FINISH ' 1 FINISH CA noted educator says: A I-Iigh School Diploma is Necessary for a profession Desirable in business College demands it Business asks for it The shop respects it. With it You get a job more easily Advance more rapidly Climb much higher High School training adds Poise Dignity Confidencef' If you find it impossiblefto go on to Senior High School, we should like the opportunity to talk to you arid your parents. tra er:Br ant St trz1ttoniC0llege CHARLES AND FAYETTE STREETS BALTIMORE, MARYLAND Call, write, or phone Plaza 5626 U B Q ' Q AUTOGIQADHI f Q I Qi'bfZf',fYI' ' ' - ' -2 ,, ht- I v 4... 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I :fat U it ' Q T C , U 5 Q D To the QA Boys and Girls of IQ I WE congratulate You ON FINISHING THE WORK OF THE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL You are ready for another step forward in life, SOME TO HIGHER EDUCATION, SOME TO A PLACE IN THE WORLD OF WORK Our sincere Wish for you all IS SUCCESS, HAPPINESS AND THE FULFILLMENT OF YOUR AMBITIONS Y Y Y The ParentfTeacher Association Gwynns Falls Park Junior High School U B Q D LGUDON PARK GREEN HOUSES PLANTS CUT FLOWERS DESIGNS FOR ALL OCCASIONS Telephone: Gilmer 5522 Conservatory Located at the Frederick Avenue Entrance of Loudon Park Cemetery Compliments of the ROSEDALE DAIRY COMPANY That success may crown the future efforts of the GRADUATING CLASS OF 1931 Is the sincere wish of SA6 and the Home Room Teacher MARIE M. DUNCAN You'1If1ncI Every Interesting New Fashion in the I-Iutzler Dress Shops HUTZLER BFQTHEK5 Q UZ B Q D We Grow Our Own J. Cummings 86 Sons Baltimore? 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Royal Farms Lunch Room Southeast Corner Baker: and Bradclish Ave. Madison 1859 HOME-MADE BREAD, CAKE and PIES Special Catering to Bridge Parties MRS. ROBERT P. MORGAN, Prop. GEO. WEBER 64: SON Undertaker ana' Emtmlmer 2503 Edmondson Avenue Phone Gilmer 2368 PURITY DRUG CO. INCORPORATED W. A. Do'rY, Ph.G., E. C. Do'rY, Plz.G. 3514 EDMoNDsoN AVENUE Baltimore, Md. Phones: Gilmore 4693, 5470, 5489 Gilmer 5769 WE DELIVER SPICER'S ICE CREAM CANDY CAKES SNOWBALLS Hilton Street, corner Culver Welcome With School Days over our thoughts tum to Home Furniture Radios Electric Refrigeration BALTIMORE and CALHOUN STREETS Home Furnishers since 1893 W Ei Lafayette 1821 McHardy Service Co. JAS. G. MCHARDY AUTOMOTIVE ELECTRICIANS Genuine Parts Battery Service Arrnature Winding 900 POPLAR GROVE STREET QAt Lafayette Avenuel Prescription Specialists Since .7908 GAKENI-IEI1VIER'S PHARMACY 2501 West Baltimore Street Watch our Kandy Korner for the LATEST IN SWEETS Wolfe 8033 ICE CREAM CANDY SODAS CIGARS Biemmer Dairy SCHOOL SUPPLIES AND QUALITY DAIRY PRODUCTS NOTIONS 6003 Eastern Avenue 7 ' Daylor S Confectionery 'twe Serve Your School-Why not Your Homely, 1926 Mosher Street, cor. Appleton Street CARROLL OUTING REED 86 ROWLES CLUB Real Estate 1124 FIDELITY BUILDING Baltimore, Md. Madison 1001 Minerva CONEECTIONERY POPLAR GROVE and LANVALE STREETS 3154 FREDERICK AVENUE BOXING INSTRUCTIONS AND OTHER SPORTS Call H. Eitze, Gilmor 0992 VoShe11's Pharmacy Prescription Druggists 3700 EDMONDSON AVENUE Phone: Gil. 7536-6474 Night Emergency after 12 P. M., Phone Gil. 1814-J. UZ B Q Q Phone: Gilmor 6845 WARTHEN7S Fancy Groceries, Meats and Vegetables 3612 Coolidge Avenue I-IELBER'S RELIABLE STORE 2231 West Pratt Street A Full Line of Dry Goods, Notions Ladies' and Gents' Furnishings Phone: Gilmor 1859 WM. A. MIELKE 86 SON Fancy Groceries, M eats, Fruits and Vegetables Corner Haverhill Rd. and Coolidge Ave. Phone Lafayette 0693 EDWARD C. KROLL HEATING ROOFING SHINGLING Stoves, Furnaces Repaired and Installed 809 McKean Avenue Compliments of 9A3 CALVERTON PHARMACY HENRY LEVINSON, Ph.G. Where Your Prescription Gets the Best POPLAR GROVE AND RAYNER AVENUE Baltimore, Md. Dulceland Market MOSHER AND POPLAR GROVE STREET Compliments from a Friend TAP DANCING Qive your children the opportunity to get behind the footlights at School Entertainments, Social Clubs, House Parties, etc. GEORGE L. WEISENSEL 3021 Rayner Ave. Mad. 2634 Classes-Wed. 81 Fri., 6 to 9 p.m.g Sat. Z to 6 Lafayette 1230 Poplar Grove Hardware Co. Quality Hardware and Paints 1335 POPLAR GROVE ST. Phone Madison 3247 Mrs. Ihrie's Inc. HOME MADE POTATO CRISPS sos NORTH WOODYEAR STREET Congratulations to the ADVERTISEMENT COMMITTEE THE GILBERT LEE SHOP For Fine Shoes for Men and Boys, featuring .1 SERVICE ARCH SHOE at 35.00 1311 West Baltfmo:e Street 7B2 Dedicates tlrs Space to Miss Carroll It is indeed a small tribute in comparison with the space she has in our hearts. Drink and Enjoy Kenny's Norwood Coffee The Cup Favorite C. D. KENNY CO. 520 SOUTH EUTAW STREET Baltimore, Md. U B 9A11 Dedicates this space in lronor of Miss Nellie C. Smith See Sam the Barber for Your Bob 2132 WEST NORTH AVENUE The boys of SBI are leading in the sixth division indoor tournament. The girls are also doing well in volley-ball. 8131 Phone Gilmer 1873 WEST END M- Wells ELoR1sT STORE 1531 WEST BALTIMORE STREET Baltimore, Md. Congratulations to Mrs. Del Grosso from 9B6 Compliments of 9B8 to Miss Margaret Ebaugh Compliments to Miss Cook from 7 BI COMPLIMENTS OF 7A7 to the THE FACULTY OF NO. 91 Compliments to Miss Grothey from 7A12 WEINBERG'S MEAT MARKET 2718 WAswNGToN BLVD. Select Groceries and Provisions Phone Gilmor 3277 ORDERS DELIVERED WILLIAM F. BAUER 1003 De Soto Road Gil. 4672 TEAS, SPICES, SUGARS, COFFEES BUTTER EGGS BUTTERINE J. Gloss 401 FURROW STREET GROCERIES and PROVISIONS Telephone, Gilmor 2245 Lester A. Stagge, Florist 1427 WEsT BALTIMORE STREET Compliments of Howard Plc. Plumbing Co. Liberty 3591-4432 Compliments to Miss Rice from 9B5 Compliments to Our Home Room 'Teacher Miss I-Ianrathy from Class 7B5 Charles Hom HAND LAUNDRY 2113 WEST NORTH AVENUE Come and buy your gym clothes from us CI-IAS. ROSSBERG 3210-IZ FREDERICK AVENUE Phone Gilmor 2396 AUGUSTA BEAUTY SHOPPE E. L. BURROWS 4116 Frederick Ave. Beauty at Popular Prices HENRY MERKEL, INC. 3534-3536 Frederick Ave. MARBLE AND GRANITE MEMORIALS Phone Gilmor 4075 Q IP Compliments to All Our Teachers WHEN YOU WANT GOOD HOME-MADE CHOCOLATE, See ROLAND H. OMAN 2101 Penrose Avenue Compliments to It Pays to Look Well MISS LEVIN Saratoga Beauty Shop from 7B4 zo4o WEST SARATOGA STREET Wirh love to Our Home Room Teacher est 15 es to re C oo M' k B W' ln Tl S lr l ISS af . From a Friend from 7B3 L. A. PLATT Compliments of EVERYTHING GOFODUEO EAT FOR THE AB 1950 W. Lanvale Street Orders delivered promptly Phone Laf. 3462 The SELECT BEAUTY SHOPPE 944 Poplar Grove Street PERMANENT, MARCEL, FINGER WAVE AND WATER XVAVE Lafayette 3138 THE FOUNTAIN CONFECTIONERY 1300 POPLAR GROVE STREET SCHOOL SUPPLIES, STATIONERY, SODA CANDY, CIGARS, MAGAZINES Phone Mad. 0801-1868 E. M. C. Wooden 717 POPLAR GROVE STREET Phone Laf. 2602 Work called for and delivered PAUL TOSKES Telephone, Gilmor 2191 JOHN BLOECHER Qality Meats and Groceries NORMANDY AVE. AND FRANKLIN STREET R. OETTINGER GENERAL MERCHANDISE 190 Kossuth Street I Gilmer 4949 Devotions to MISS SCHMINKE from 9A1O INTERIOR AND EXTERIOR PAINTING AND DECORATING TMO, W. L. OREM 833 poplar Grove Street 607 N. Brice Street Gil. 0648-J S. BASSIN Madison 3512 Li. 6926 Ma. 8015 CAREY PAINT 66 HARDWARE CO. JOHN K- EARECKSON 2824 Edmondson Avenue FLOORS AUTO AND PLUMBERS SUPPLIES HOUSEHOLD UTENSILS Oak, Walnut, Mahogany, Teak and Ebony 820-822 Stockton Street Established 1904 Gilmer 4624 Compliments to LABOVITZ ALL OUR TEACHERS DEPARTMENT STORES from QA7 1632-34 W. Baltimore Street Baltimore, Md. a B Q Q R. Zvares West Encl Shoe Repairing TAILORING AND CLEANING CHARLES CAMMARATA 3217 Frederick Avenue Gil. 6954-J 2436 WEST BALTIMORE STREET Gil. 4528 John I-I. Powell MARBLE and GRANITE WORKS 2925 FREDERICK AVENUE Na1:'s Shoe Repair 4025 FREDERICK AVENUE Next to Wiskoxx' Ice Co. From a Friend L. J. M. Compliments of EASTERWOOD FISH AND FRUIT MARKET Presbuty Street at Bentalou Street WEBER'S GROCERY 2401 Arunall Avenue Selected Meats Vegetables and Groceries Phone Gil. 6511 C. W. Yentner CONFECTIONERY Calverton Heights Ave. Whitinore Ave. L. Seiler CONFECTIONERY and SCHOOL SUPPLIES Mulberry and Payson Streets Phone, Gilmer 3292 WILLIANI L. HARVEY Auto Repairing 2538 I-IoLLINs STREET Baltimore, Md. Highest Grade Fruits and Vegetables SEE MR. PAUL FARACI 608 Poplar Grove Street Billings GROCERIES CONFECTIONERY 650 N. Fulton Avenue Gilmer 3380 FOR ARTISTIC HAIR BOBBING See Mr. F recl Dellcer 754 Poplar Grove St. Gilmer 7387 FRUITS AND CONFECTIONERY FRANK FALICE 200 N. Hilton St. Specialize in Fruit Baskets Public Barber Shop Offers you the Very Best Attention JACOB FETTERS, PROP. 2330 VUEST BALTIMORE STREET Compliments of Solomorfs Market 2940 ELLICOTT DRIVE Compliments of ARMENTROUT 86 PIERSON PRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTS Poplar Grove St. and Riggs Ave. Frederick W. Koehnle DELICATESSEN 1946 PENROSE AVENUE E 1 3 lf CIT S SCHOOL SUPPLIES SPORTING Goons 2111-13 Edmondson Ave. George C. Stroh Groceries, Meats and Provisions 1900 W. Saratoga St. Q B Q D With Best Wishes from 8A12 Compliments to Miss Kell from 7139 WEBER'S Dealer in Select Groceries, Meats and Provisions Arunah and Wheeler Avenues Gilmor 6511 The Preston Confectionery 27 WEST PRESTON STREET MR. M. KRAMER, ilflgr. Compliments to All tive Teachers of SA-4 WARNER'S NOVELTY STORE 2212 Westw'ood Ave. Confectionery, Toys and Sclvool Supplies Compliments from tlve Library Mrs. Van Sant, Librarian SAVE ICE-Compliments of the WISKOW ICE CO. 4027 FREDERICK AVENUE Gil. 0316 Thanks to Mrs. Willhide for all Iver kind lvelp-7B8 A Tribute to Miss Basford and many thanks for all her kind help and understanding for 9A2 Compliments to Miss Fountain from 9A8 . Compliments to All 9B3,s Teachers To Miss Riley We thank you for your kindness, For all the things you've done, And now to leave behind us Best wishes from each one. -7155.10 Plaza 1910-11-12 W. 1-1. Kirkwood 86 Son GENERAL Fooo SUPPLIES HANOVER AND DOVER STREETS Baltimore, Md. New Caton Avenue Garage 710 Caron Avenue DAY AND NIGHT SERVICE Gilmer 2085 COMPLIMENTS TO Miss Weller from 9A6 Buy from the Reliable Store Which Gibest You Herman the Best Quality Merchandise at Low Prices J. M' LEVIN HOME BAKERY Try goods 131 Culver Street Gilmor 2009 2022 Edmondson Avenue .............,..,... ,...............Q....g..g.................q..,.....o-.g..o........g................. gg? Q lU2SMILlll1IlNY gg X IlP9llR?IllNlll'lIlNKG a 7. , , Y g rf xrffi DR H. EAMS! WCRK! ATTAINMEN Stand out as guide posts for those school years of striving for the goal. The future years hold forth unsurpassed joy for the memory that is refreshed by turning the leaves of your school annual. Pages that bring back the spirit of your Alma Mater: the ideas of your class: the interests of your fellow classmates! These traditions are kept immemorable by the careful selec- tions of quality products and experienced craftsmanship that come from the press of 1 G. ROEBUCK 66 SON f BALTIMO T! RE R ROBDUCK 3 ..........g..q..g..g..g..g..g..g.....g.. .-one-4.-r -3.-aug...


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