Gwynns Falls Junior High School - Gwynnonia Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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GVVYNNONIA june1928 Features of the Bazaar A CIRCUS STUNT 8 A DANCE AT THE CIRCUS

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Ill7l'I92X GXVYNNONIA Interesting Corners in Gwynns Falls School A VIEW OF THE LIBRARY VOLLIZY BALI. IN THE GYMNASIUM

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Tiana' 192lfi T W YTNI NiOTNiI A T 43 a xv 7,71 . A a t 'f K N 1 K f T 1 f ai ill' N fr, l ' xxx f r 1 ' aux Nl! 1 s I . Xxyg 1 r, Y.xN Fri, F ' af 3 1 1' 7 , if is ' mc' KK! P- Zan, ffff' r . A K C' . 1 I 1 1 K . W' S--..df - .X - CAFETERIA ETIQUETTE BROADCASTING THE TOURNAMENT l. Upon entering the cafeteria. one should not IN IVANHOE use any football tactics in securing a seat. 2. When purchasing food in the cafeteria, it is not polite to sample too largely every delicacy be- fore your eyes, no matter how tempting it may be. Remember that others may also want a lick. 3. When purchasing soup you should be sure that you are getting your money's worth. lt is best to take along a ruler and measure each noodle in the soup before buying it. 4. Do not shake each dish of jello, as people will think you are trying to imitate Gilda Gray, the great shimmy dancer. 5. Never ask for frankfurters by the title of hot dogs. They may be pups for all you know. 6. Never stick you head in the ice cream freezer when the boy is trying to dish it out. You may get very cold results. 7. Never try to get by the cashier with three bags of potato chips which she does not know you pos- sess. Be honest! Think of all the bags of pea- nuts you could have got away with. 8. Never ask a teacher if you may sample her lunch. as she might insist upon your taking it all. 9. Never borrow lunch money from teachers, as you will feel obliged to pay it back. l0. Never Cat peas with a fork. What is your knife for? ll. Do not use your pencils. erasers and other tools where you are eating, as you may by accident consume them and receive a Zero for being unpre- pared in the afternoon, 12. If there is no filling in your sandwiches, don't blame the cafeteria. Take your sandwiches to the dentist. 13. If you should ind a fly in any of your food. take it to the science department: they are studying insects of all kinds, Station XYZ broadcasting the tournament. The crowds are gathering and gate receipts are piling higher than those of the Dempsey-Tunney fight. Here comes old Queen Lizzie. Why, she looks as young as she did way back when she used to visit her old man's airplane factory. Haw! Haw! Haw! And look at old Georges head. as bald and shiney as a radio tube. It's a good thing he's got that pasteboard crown on or those flappers would be dusting their beaks by the reflections on his knob. Heh! There comes the poor trash scrambling for a seat. There is one of their number approaching in a nineteen-twenty-three Ford, and oh, look how that gang is yelping with laughter. But he doesn't care. for he's parking right behind a Packard. Boom. boom, dee. boom. boom. boom! Here come the knights! Some are riding forth to return with a silver loving cup while others won't be on that field five minutes before they bite the dust. But such is life. Look out, there goes the bold Ivanhoe riding forth. Holy cats! He bangs Brian de Bois-Gilbert's shield with a crash that would knock the leaning tower over on the other side. Wow! He hit it with the point of his spear: and that means the happy hunting grounds for one of them. Here they go prancing at one another with death in their eyes. Crash! with a capital C. There goes Brian bit- ing the dust. and Ivanhoe rides away with his nose up in the air like a cat that won't eat meat unless it's cooked.