Grove City Area High School - Pine Knot Yearbook (Grove City, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 106 of the 1938 volume:

EZ pZ,.,,4..,xa-417--...l.f., my w.w.U1.a,SP1W1f . Properly Of MW 1 WMM-. enove cm! AREA HlsTomcALsoclE1Y BLANCHE BONE . EDWARD DYE ICO-Editors THOMAS WI-IITE, Business Ma BRODERICK JOHNSON, Ad h PI THE ANNUAL PUBLICATION OF THE SENIOR CLASS FOR THE STUDENTS OF GROVE CITY HIGH SCHOOL GROVE CITY 01' PENNSYLVANIA Qwumlscnoqsq Youth-not only to the youth that has brightened the gray halls of Grove City High School during 1937-1938, but to all who are helad- ing into the future, willing to take Life as it comes-May success and happiness go with them out into the world, even unto the sunset. Page Five TO KEEP A MEMORY EVER ALIVE We, the Staff, in the following pages have sought to preserve the memory of undying friendship and the activities that we have shared during 1937-1938. Blanche Bone Ed Dye . Tom White Ann Allen . Bill Dunkerley Bill Milner . Anna Mary Fleck jean Adams . Jane Snaith . Amy Jane Ramsey Jeanne Gill . Broderick johnson Page Seven . Co-Editor . . Co-Editor . Business Manager Assit. Business Manager Assit. Business Manager . . Sports Editor . Senior Editor . Senior Editor . Class Editor . Activities Editor Gold and White Editor . . Adviser WHAT IT CONTAINS A A Capella Choir . 59 Acknowledgements . 93 Activities, Senior . 71-74 Athletic Council . . 58 Band . . . . . 47 Board of Education . 9 Chorus, Boys' . . 49 Chorus, Girls' . . 48 Coaches, Athletic . 37 Contest Results . . 59 D Dedication . , . 4-5 Eighth Grade Class . . 36 Faculty . . . . 10-11 Freshman Class . . 34-35 Gold and White . . . 63-70, 87 Hi-Y, Senior . . . 50 Hi-Y, Junior . . 52 I Industrial Arts Club 56 Junior Class . . 28-31 Orchestra . . 46 Pine Knot Staff . 6-7 Play Cast, Jr.-Sr. . . 60 Play Cast, Sr. . . 61 Science Club . . 57 Senior Class . 14-25 Sha Club ..... 54 Snapshots . 13, 26, 27, 44, 45, 62, 91, 99 Sophomore Class .... 32,33 Squad, Varsity Football . 38, 39 Squad, Jr. Varsity Basketball . 43 Squad, Varsity Basketball 40 Squad, Gymnastics . . 42 Squad, Track . . 42 Squad, Wrestling . 41 Student Council . 55 Tri-Hi-Y, Senior . 51 Tri-Hi-Y, Junior 53 Page Eight Seated-Dr. BEHIND THE SCENES . . Are the seven men to whom the Staff, together with the entire student-body of Grove City High School, wish to extend its sincere appreciation. These men, working with Mr. Lehn, make it possible for us to have a wonderful school, and, consequently, this yearbook. THE MEMBERS . . . C. S. Hoyt Standing-Mr. W. J. Manny Dr. W. F. Rossman Mr. F. H. Elliott Mr. R. B. Donaldson Dr. B. A. Montgomery, President Dr. W. E. Purvis Mr. H. M. B. Lehn, Superintendent Page Nina MR. LEHN Superintendent MR. CROWTHER Principal THE FACULTY ' WILLIAM R. BALLANTINE Industrial Arts B.S. in Ed.-Ohio University California State Teachers College- Summer 1937 ' MARY BARBER History, Latin M.A.-Grove City College Litt.B.-Grove City College ELEANOR BARNES History, Civics Litt.B.MGrove City College M.Ed.+University of Pittsburgh MARY SELKIRK BURGESS Head of Music Department Instructor in Methods of Music Supervision L.T.C.L.-London B.Music'-Grove City College M.A.-Grove City College M.Sc. in Ed.-University of Pennsylvania Page Ten BESS B. CAMPBELL English Ph.B.-Grove City College MARGARET CAMPBELL Algebra, Plane Geometry A.B.-Grove City College University of Michigan-Summer, 1929 Grove City CollegefSummer Session, 1930 University of Pittsburgh-Extension Work MARGARET CUBBISON 738 ,f P History, Civics, English 5 X. Litt.B.-Grove City College Penn State Summer Sessions EUGENE F ORKER Coach of Wrestling, Track, Gym Assistant Coach of Football Physical Ed.-High School and Grades B.S.-Slippery Rock State Teachers College Coaching School-North Carolina U. vpol' -FJ MARY HELEN FORREST English, Dramatics Litt.B.-Grove City College M.Ed.-University of Pittsburgh NANCY FREW Geometry, Commercial Arithmetic Ph.B.-Grove City College Q! BEATRICE GRAHAiQ,5 ' Music B.M.-Grove City College JOSEPH HARTMAN - . Football, Basketball Coach Commercial Geography, Senio B.S. in C.-Grove City College ' A.M.-University of Pittsburgh MARTHA M. HOSACK Algebra, English, Arithmet' Litt.B.-Grove City College ' ,gl ' MARGARET HOUSTON pixjyfl Algebra, History, Civics Ph.B.-Grove City College IQ 'Q W M.Ed.--University of Pittsburg A ' MR ' INEDITH P. HOUSTON l tenography, Typewriting , Ph.B.-Grove City College ' MAUD JAMISON English, Public Speaking Litt.B.-Grove City College BRODERICK H. JOHNSON Journalism, Literature, Civics, 3,44- Reading, Spelling, Publications , f 6,1 A.B.-Grove City College 'f , -' Carnegie Institute of Technology A I, A I 1 1 , OLIVE B. JOHNSON ' 1 Physical Ed.-High School and Grades B.S.-University of Pittsburgh ELENA JOHNSTON X! ,. 7 ,kr-NYY, J B. F. MARSHALL Music -Indiana State Teachers College Columbia, Julliard B.S. ARTHUR MCBRIDE Algebra A.B.-Grove City College GENEVIEVE MCMULLEN French, Public Speaking Litt.B.-Grove City College EL ABETH S. MONTGOMERY 4 Biology B.S.-Grove City College University of Michigan NORMAN O. MYERS Bookkeeping, Business Arithmetic, General Business Training B.S. in C.---Grove City College LEROY A. NUTT Chemistry, General Science B. S.-Grove City College M.Ed.-University of Pittsburgh LUCILLE E. PERSCH Clothing, Home Management B.S.-Carnegie lnstitute of Technology MRS. DeELMA SMITH Librarian my A. B.-Grove City College HARLAND J. SURRENA Physics B.S.-Grove City College ONA TAGGART Social Science, English Litt.B.-Grove City College niversity of Pittsburgh English A.B.f-Grove City College A.M.-Grove City College M.Ed.-University of Pittsburgh ELEANOR LEWIS Foods, Household Chemistry B.S.-Indiana State Teachers Col MARY HANNA Secretary to the Board bfryyvt if Page Eleven MARGARET M. WASHABAUGH Latin 7V'- 0' A.B.-Grove City Colle e REBEKAH WASHABAUGH Latin X Ph.B.-Grove City College PH E AT ELL Secretam he perintendent SENIOR OFFICERS PRESIDENT .... VVILLIAM MILNER VICE-PRESIDENT . WILLIAM ENGLEHART SECRETARY . . LEONA GILLS TREASURER . . WALTER MOORE Page Twelve CLASSES i , N 'S ALBERTH, MILDRED Is-A snappy piano-tickler Was-Good bench-setter-upper Will be-Looking for a hubbie ALLEN, ELSIE ,WM ,iff Is-Playful, pert, .and peppery Was-A Whizz at mathematics Will.be7Prof. in Podunk r 493,45 6.300 - ALLISON, CLARIDEL Is-So sleepy and smiling WasfA really drowsy dryad Will be-a nice sleep-walker ANDERSON, RUTH Is-One of those Boston Gals Was-An asset to the B. B. team Will be-A Baked Bean expert ANNABLE, JAMES Is-A dizzy, dilly, dopey dupe WasfA Terrace-Avenue-Twerp - Will be--Helen Hayes' co-star ARNER, BONNETTA Is- So ,Many fsweetj Memories Was-The Girl of My Dreams Will be-The Woman I Love ATWELL, DONALD Is-Bantam-weight wrestler Was-Such a sleeping sluggard Will be-Cross-Country-Creeper BA BCO CK, HAROLD Is--Old King Cole's Fiddler Was-A General nuisance Will be-A microbe carrier BAER, PAUL Is-Miss Johnston's admirer Was-A chemistry Whizzzzzzzz Will be-A slideshow attraction BAILEY, ERLA Is-A little bit terrific Was-Bud Meyer's girl-friend Will be-Someone's little lady BARRON, PAUL Is-Pa.'s champion mlilker Was-Very droll-and stuff Will be-A slave-ship capt. BEATTY, LOIS Is-A truly wonderful cook Was-An awfully cute baby Will be-A jewel-collector BELL, FRED Is-Strong-voiced hog-caller Was-One of Heinz's pickles Will be-A darfljing aviator' BENSON, PAUL Is-Modern Lochinvar No. 13 WasiModern Lochinvar No. 10 WVill be-Junk-man in Pardoe BICKEL, MARGARET Is-Truly a Lady in Red Was-The Lass in Blue Will be- Woman in Green BLANGHARD, VIRGINIA Is-Va. of Troy, Helen's sis. Was-A high-class Journalist Will be-One of the Rockettes BOBBITT, JAMES Is-Runny at the mouth, too Was-an equivalent to oxygen Will be-J. G's. man, Godfrey BONE, BLANCHE Is- You're a Sweetheart Was- Stompin' At The Savoy Will bee-Tyrone Power's Agent BOVARD, GERALD Is-Brother June's brother Was--A great chewing-gummer Will be-Jo's fiance forever MF-4 .fp , l,e,!L1 Qbtfw.-la,.2 i' C O BOVARDL EUGENE Is-Brother Bud's brother Was-Emily's sugar dumpldng Will be- Life of ,the Party l N ca Alberth, Mildred Annable, James Allen, Elsie Arner, Bonnetta Allison, Claridel Atwell, Donald Anderson, Ruth Babcock, Harold BRANDT, HOWARD Is-Don Ameche's double EQ,QQ,,,L,iL,.-iifs 4.ML'fif,. 3Mg5j5:i.f', Was-A good B. Ball shot qc SCU BOWDEN, EDWARD Isa-Dorothy's ex-boy-friend Was-Dorothy's heart-throb Will bee-Strictly a man's man BRAINE, PAUL Is-World's greatest lover Was-P. Gampbel1's pet peeve Will be-On Bergen's knee Page Fourteen Will be-Sultan with a harem BREESE, ANNA JANE IsSA second Sonja Henie IVas-Snyder's pet companion Will be-A night club hostess BREESE, WILLIAM IsiStrong and so handsome Was-A wonderful coal miner NVill be-A microbe hunter Bell F1 ed Bone Blanche Benson Paul Bovax d Gerald Blckel Mar garet Bow ard Eugene Blanchard Virginia Bow den Edward Bobbxtt James B1 'une Paul I 1 .iff , .J .W Brandt, Breese, Breese, Brown, Bryant, BRYANT, RAY Is-A simply grand Was-Footloose and Will be4Emilia P's. Howard Anna J ane William Clinton Ray drummer fancy-free future CAMERON, WILLIAM Is-A deep, dark mystery-man Was- In a Chapel By The Sea Will be-Successful merchant CAMPBELL, LOUISE Is- Girl Chases Man Campbell Was-Famous for her wit Will be-Somep'n to write of CATHERS, EUGENE Is-Driver of a puddle-jumper Was-Always losing his ring Will be--A comic-cartoonist COKAIN, RUTH Is-Sort of a color-fiend Was'-Sitting on the sopher Will be-Good make-up expert COLICCIO, ANNA Is-Pretty haughty and .hefty Was-A satisfactory typlst Will be-Switchboard operator COOK, FRANK IsfBit teched in the haid Was4An honest-to-gosh star Will be-Champ D001 player CORCE, MIKE IsfPretty prickly porcupine Was-A swell truck-driver Will be-Next Dresident's pap COULTER, ESTHER Is-Mrs. Coulter's Esther Was-A sweetly swell person Will he-WA talented dressmaker COULTER, RUTH Is-So far from here to there Was-Always ready with a smile Will bee-A good dish-breaker COULTER, WAYNE Is-Bing Crosby's stand-out Was-Oh! So happy-so-lucky Will befSide-walk-cementer CRAWFORD, ROBERT Is-Too slow and easy-going Was--A fairly high-stepper Will be-High-class detective CROUSE, DOROTHY Is-Going to travel very far Was-Planning to be a. sec'y. Will be-A woman-about-town D'AMORE, GRACE Is-Oh! so Sweet and Lovely Was-A quiet and demure girl Will be- Big Apple teacher DAVIS, HARRY Is-Paul Braine's opponent Was-So wonderfully obliging Will be-Tree-chopper-downer DeCARLO, LORETTO Is-Crazy about this and that Was-One of Room 23 s l'l'EI'Klb91'S Will be-A Cocoa-Cola carrier DENIKER, CLARENCE Is-One of 1938's graduates Was-Friend in need, indeed Will be-Big political power DENIKER, ROBERT Is-No. 1 of G. C's. great assets Was-Good and gregarious Will be-A trapeze artist DUNN, LEWIS IsfMr. Surrena's pet arguer Was-Stubborn as Mo. mule Will be-Second Sitting Bull DYE, EDWARD Is-Tall. tan and terrific Was-A card in Jour. class VVi1l be-Remodeled Santa Claus ECCLES, HARRIET pl. Is-No. 15's most gorgeous gal Was-As Sweet as a Song Will be-Buyer inra dep't. Store inet jlwvxwialgk, - Q Cass? ENGLE, DICK' Is-Recruit of 1937's class Was-A renowned sax-tooter Will be-Famous and stuff EN GLEHART, WILLIAM Is-Treasurer of Senior Class Was-A second Don Quixote Will be-A perfume maker Page Sixteen S Q -s -on X N ll G Cameron, William 1 Coliccio, Anna Campbell, Louise Cook, Frank Cathers, Eugene Corce, Mike Cokain, Ruth Coulter, Esther FASCETTI, LYDIA Is--Always one among many Was--Always smilin' thru Will be-A champion bowler FLECK, ANNA MARY Is4Scotch plaid expert Was-Mad about Tiger Rag Will be- Snake Charmer U FORKER, EMILY IsfMr. Myer's nice stand-by Was-Famous for her lateness Will be-Best 500 player is I s I Q U 0 I' - ,, ' A .4 A gba' 4 A iz Senior Class of 4 I938 if v . ,YL . g 'm J ii 1 , l 'E J. T. i i , , ef - xv 1 K 1 :gr , 1 i V D'Amore, Grace Dunn, Lewis I Davis, Harry Dye, Edward Q V DeCarlo, Loretta Eccles, Harriet K Deniker, Clarence Engle,-Dick ga' A Deniker, Robert Englehart, William ,A FRAMPTON, JAMES Is-A pee-wee Don Juan Coulter, Ruth Crawford, Robert - 1- - - H Coulter, Wayne Crouse, Dorothy J:,AS?gdigfa1::1i1GE1cel. Page Seventeen Fascetti, Lydia Fleck, Anna Mary Forker, Emily Frampton, James Gahagan, Jane GAHAGAN, JANE IsfFreckly and friendly Was-A sweet F1'eckle VVill be-Getting married soon Face 13 1 '2 ek A N i Q X 1 GILDERSLEEVE. CARL Is-Emily's admirer from afar Was-A true Country Boy Will befA country slicker GILL, JEANNE IsiMr. Johnson's little sister Was-Real Love and Misses Will be-Dish-washer in Erie GILLS, LEONA move-Staff Sw- ' Is-G. C.'s Sweet Varsity Sue Was-Always Whispering Will be-A Broadway Melody '1'M,u.5J., Q If f I GREGGS, NAOMI Is-Miiss Leona Taggartfs Pet Was-really fast school-typist Will be-A roller-skate-expert GRIFFITH,GEORGE Is--George Washington, No. 11 Was-AA member of Nut Farm' Will be-A great actor Qmaybej HAMELLY, EMMA Is-Lewis Hame1ly's sister Was-Honestly a sweet thing Will be-A hospital supervisor HAMILTON, LAURA W 'H-7 Is- The Thrill of a Lifetime WasiA rough basketball player Will be-A good social worker wool, w. wxmwiif x HARVEY, GEORGE Is- Nobody's Sweetheart Now WasiRound the world bike rider Will be-A famed woman-tamer HAZ LETT, VIVIAN Is-Harvey's Seventh Heaven Was-A Rose fsj in December' Will be-Always the town belle HEASLEY, JOSEPHINE NW' Is-Someone's Josephine Was-Koo-koo about Kippy Will be-Missionary to Hawaii ' Kos.-l -'1ftr,' HEASLEY, MARY LOUISE IsiFair, foolish, fluttery Was-A blessing in disguise Will be-2nd Walter Winchell v HELSEL, BETTY JEAN Is-Highland-Avenue-Helsel Was-Promoter of Soph. girls Will be-Smith for w.i1l she D HOAGLAND, ESTHER Is-Quiet as a study period Was-Chief taster in Chem. lab. Will be-Mr. Right's lady 413 HOCKENBERRY, ROBERT Is-In plenty of hot water Was-Work's elusive avoider Will be-A hot-house haunter HOFEM-AN, ELLIS Is-Not so very well-known Was-On the flying trapeze Will be-A train announcer HOGG, CLEO Is-Authority on hair-styles Was-Roaming street-walker Will be-Eccentric authoress HOLAUS, BERTHA Is-1 of Mrs. Houston's girls NVas-Nearly everyone's friend Will be-Henry Ford's sec'y. HOLMES, ELEANORE Is--A whacky viola-strummer Was-Michae1's French teacher Will be-Lasting pal of Tom's HOLTER, BRENTON Is-Bashful, blue-eyed blond Was-Always seeking his sis Will be-Owner of large farm HUFF, FRED Is-Almost G. C. H. S. graduate Was-Admirer of Betty Jean's Will be-Chocolate cake-tester HUME, PERCY IsfVery tall and lanky Was-Good French student Will be-Amateur hockeyist I-IUSING, EDWARD IsiMaking witty remarks Was-Jake's nicest customer Will be-Sports commentator Page Eighteen Q I s E if W N Q. ff 0 K Gildersleeve, Carl Griffith, George Gill, Jeanne I-Iamelly, Emma Gills, Leona Hamilton, Laura Greggs, Naomi Harvey, George HU SKIN, ROSALEE Is- Rosalie, our darling Was-Orchestra's chime-ponger Will beYA paper-doll maker HYDU, PETER Is-Curly-headed lady-killer Was-A swell skiing-teacher Will be-A Broadway Buccaneer w IFFT, EVALYNJ'h'V Lil Is-A tiny room-fifteenite Was-Bud's only girl-friend VVill be?-Hardware saleswoman may W Kfgdapflcg ' Hoagland Esther Holmes Eleanoreifx, Huskirv, Rosalee Hockenberxy Robert Holter Brentoxl' 5 Hydu, Peter Hoffman Ellis Huff Fxed -e V1 Ifft, Evalyn Hogg Cleo Humes Percy X ' Jones, Ellen Holaus Bentha I-Iuslng Edward K Keck, Paul K KECK, PAUL Is--Street-guard at G. C. H. Was-A fast marathon runner Will be--A Pardoe policeman KELLY, VIRGINIA Is-First on Clinton's list Was-f-Not Mr. Surrena's pet Will be-Latin Prof. at Purdue KENNEDY, JAMES Is-Owner of a very nice car Was-Shy, smart and very nice Will be-Educated crop-rotater KING, GLENDON Is--Certainly not Clark Gable Was-A booming bass-singer Will be-A snooping reporter KOI, BERNARD Is--Very slow and easy-going Was-A streak of lightning Will be-Olympic track-star LESNETT, MILDRED Is-A saucy little red-head Was-1 of Wesley's daughters Will be-Best typist in Pa. LETZ, GEORGE Is4Footloose and fancy-free Was-A dilly cello-whanger Will befLieut. Letz of Navy LEWIS, KATHERINE Is-Ellen's bosom-companion Was-A very original hostess Will be4biography reviewer LIGHTNER, HOWARD Is-Very ga-ga about Geraldine WasgPeaceful and home-loving Will be-A flat-footed mailman LIGHTNER, ROTHA Is-A very attractive girl Was-Swell at shaggin' on down Will be-A Florence Nightingale LITTLE, STELLA Is- Little ray of sunshine Was-Not-a-little-athlete Will bee-An interior decorator LONG, BETTY Is-Seldom without Grace Vilas-A wonderful milk-maid Will be-A bookkeeper in a bank MQANIN CH, JAMES Is-A very practical joker Was-Very smart in history Will be-A 4-H supervisor McCAMAN'1', JAMES Is-Beginning to grow right up! Was-Hopeless about Helsel Will be--Mad about the girls McCANN, CHRISTENA Is-Our friend from Pardoe Was-Always well dressed Will be-Whizz's stenographer MCCAUSLIN, GLADYS Is-Swellegant housekeeper V Was-Mr. Crowther's helper Will be-A glassy hash-slinger McCAUSLIN, MILDRED Is-A pretty good lip-sticker Was-Plenty plump and peppy Will be-Heinz's pickle-taster MCCLUNG, MARGIE Is-Forever gadding about Was-Her brother's dear friend Will be-A country school-marm McCONNELL, CHARLES Is-Quite a happy hoofer! Was-Mr. McBride's adviser Will be-A chain-store owner McCONNELL, DELBERT cf' ' J' , . H ,, Kelly, Virginia Lesnett, Mildred Is-19385 prize Deb utante Kennedy, James Letz, George vV?s'Member of relax team King, Glendon Lewis, Katherine Wlll bksmll-town b1g'Sh0t Koi, Bernard Lightner, Howard McGILL, JACK Is--Woman-hater Koh yeahlj . Was-Kate's biggest moment MCNEISH, JANE Will be-A prize pork grower ,I Is-Smart and well-groomed l McKAY, KATHRYN Is-A sweet, blue-eyed blond Was-Cultured domestically Will be-A chef at the Ritz MCMILLIN, MARY GERTRUDE Was-Very good Big ADD1iSt Will be-On the stage soon MEYER, JOSEPH Is-Stoughton's best customer Was-Hazy about Hazlettl Will be-Running skate rink MY ERS, IVILFORD 1SfThe Life of the Party Is!Dot's silent admirer Was-Fiend for announcements Was-Adorerl by the teachers Will bevA filigefnail StYliSt Will be-Fish market owner Page Twenty Q: gif B, n .1 11' i I 1 Senior' Class oF l938 L Lightner, Rotha Long, Betty Little, Stella McAnincli, James , ,I , . u fr, , 'I ty I UJISHES HL' A- ,-: ll McCamant, James McCann, Christena McCauslin, Gladys McCauslin, Mildred McClung, Margie MILLER, HELEN Is-On her way to Broadway Was-A very steady bus-rider Will be-Peddling cameras Page Twenty-one McConnell, Charles McConnell, Delbert McGill, Jack McKay, Kathryn McMillin, Mary G. McNeish, Jane Meyer, Joseph Myers, Wilford Miller, Helen Milner, William MILNER, Is-President of Sr. class Was-An apt dancing pupil Will befliighly successful WILLIAM I ,1, J. if I 1 f 0 ft Ks Rf ' K-13' S MITCHELL, IVAN Is-The greater inventor Was-A very great inventor Will be-Greatest inventor MONTGOMERY, ,MARION IsgMargaret's adoring pal Was-An unending hair-fixer Will be-Leading hair stylist MOODIE, STANLEY Is-Laddie from old Scotland Was-Infatuated by a blonde Will be- Hoot-Mon ing always MOON, LUCILLE Is-Stella's second shadow Was-Extra-good tap-dancer Will be-A fashion expert MOORE, WALTER ,W-f M952 Is-Tall, dark and handsome Was-A swell B. Ball shot Will be-We wonder ! ! ! ! Aiwa Swim Qs 'sq Z xl MOR EY, OUISE Is-One of Pardoe's natives Was-A Journalism enthusiast Will be--President of somephin' MORRISON, JIMMY Is-Competitor for Ellen's hand Was-Bill Milner's worst rival Will be--Alaskan lemon-grower ORR, RUTH Is-Tw-iddling the piano keys Was--really quiet and shy Will be-A television pioneer OSBORNE, ISABELLE IsiA black-eyed senorita Was-Good friend of Billy .M s Will be-Hot and sweet singer PAINTER, CARL IsWAlways fiddling around Was -Member of Bachelor's Club Will be-A big-game hunter x f PARFINSKY, STELLA Wwwwi Is-Tall, blond and beautiful Was-1 of those cheer-leaders NVill be-Garbo's competition ,fl fr J ' n xt' 'Y-,ta ,X f,,,r,-4-JA, PARKER, MADGE Is--Very temperamental gal Was-Shark at playing cards Will be-A radio dramatist PATTON, EMMA Is--Sweet, motherly type Was-Crazy about Wadsworth Will be-Rich lady's maid PEARSON, MARTHA Is-Always tearin' around Was-A roaming taxi-driver Will be-A blushing bride PEDEN, RICHARD Is-Very studious and shy WHS-'SO afraid of the girls Will be-A famous chemist POEHLMANN, JOHANNA Is- Mad about the boys Was-A great excuse-maker Will be-Bound for Broadway RAYMER, DOROTHY Is-Sweet and well-groomed Was-Admired by everyone Will be-A very good wife REAGLE, ROBERT Is-Great lover of himself Was-Sheik about Grove City Will be-It's hard to tell REEGER, EVA MAE Is-4From away out yonder WasALearning to roller-skate Will beiA debating delaater RICHARDS, KENNETH Is-- Red, White and Hot Was-A fairly fast delivery boy Will befA hosiery salesman RICHARDSON, WILLIAM Is-A big red-headed brute WasfGreat Romeo in his day Will be-Owner of prize steers RIDDLE, ESTHER Is-A riddle -for is she?J WasfLooking for yellow coupe VVill be-A telephone operator f ,Q Page Twen t y-two .V 1 I ' f s n I J Mitchell, Ivan Moore, Walter Montgomery, Marion Morley, Louise Moodie, Stanley Morrison, James Moon, Lucille Orr, Ruth RIDDLE, SHIRLEY Is-Very exciting and joyous Was-A teller of good jokes Will be-Advising love-lorn RIDEOUT, DALE Is-Cute as the very dickens Was- Sloppy-Sox , Journalist Will be-Maul Moodie's manager SHAFFER, LORETTA Is-Demure and good-natured Was-Flasher of winning smile Will be-I-'ardoe's mayorette I' 56 v I S nior M5 Class of I938 O ' 1 Q U 1 T D C ,T I 64 D ' , N N Q l all ' Patton, Emma Reagle, Robert ef, Pearson, Martha Reeger, Eva. Mae Q Peden, Richard Richards, Kenneth 5 Poehlmann, Johanna Richardson, William :Q Raymer, Dorothy Riddle, Esther Riddle, Shirley Rideout, Dale Shaffer, Loretta Shawgo, Alberta Simmons, Boyd SHAWGO, ALBERTA SIMMONS, BOYD Osborne, Isabel Parfinsky, Stella Is-A very talkative person Is-A real man of the world Painter, Carl Parker, Madge Was-Not so very slow-witted Was--Regular Greenville-goel Will be-Ist-class air-hostess Will be-A Clove gum salesman Page Twenty-three SLMIONS, ESTHER Is-Plump, petite and pretty Was-And will be Kelly's pal Will be-A famous dietition SMITH, BETHEL Is-Nothing but another Smith Was-Never loafing Qalmostj Will be-Mothering lost cats SMITH, CLIFFORD Is-Any school-gir1's dream WasfOur football hero, Red Will be-vAn All-American end SMITH, MILDRED Is-Pretty fjust ask any boyj Was-Frequent visitor at P. 0. Will be-World champion typist SNYDER, MADGE IsWClerk at 5 and 10 store Was-At summer camp somewhere Will be-A sharp-shooter SNYDER, VIRGINIA Is--Going Russian in big way Was4Jack Sharkey's double Will be--Doc's leading lady SPENCEg WILLIAM ,M0,,ALcU5t. Is-A kicking Kentucky kid Was-Oh! so-oo-oo dreamy-eyed Will be-A starvinlf architect TURNER, HOWARD Is-Recognized by his laziness Was-Always avoiding work Will be-A traveling salesman UBER, JOSEPH Is--Joe. Juicy Fruit, Uber Was-The janitor's assistant Will be-A good stunt man UBER, ROY Is--A red-headed little man Was--A feetball hurricane Will be-A deep-sea diver VAN VERTH, CATHERINE Is-So very quiet fOh yeah!! Was-Demure and very lovable Will be-A private nurse VAN VERTH, JOHN ' Is-A very, very handsome lad WasfA ladies' laddie Will be-Transatlantic pilot WADSWORTH. DONALD Is-Foo-foo 'bout his Ford VVashFoo-foo about G. C. C. girl Will be-Great actor ffoo! fooll WELTON, JOSEPHINE Is-Very nicely dependable Was-sA swell Latin student! Will be-A south-paw pitcher jj'Mw.rJfc 335 STEWART. KATHERINE IsiSo tall and oh! so witty Was-One of the cheerleaders VVill be-Snaky snake-charmer STUTZMAN, PAUL Is- Spud fa big potatoj Was-Formerly very brilliant Will be-A Princeton scholar TAYLOR. ELEANORS Is-Not a tailor but a Taylor Was-Wonderful church worker Will befllmily Post's ass't. TOWNLEY, BEULAH Is-Keeping up with Joneses 'Was-1So terribly indifferent Will be-Forever doin' nothin' WHITE, DOROTHY Is-From the wide-open spaces Was-Ve1'y careful to do right W'ill be-Well-known poetess WVHITESELL, JANICE Is-President of Sr. Tri-Hi-Y IVas-Never off the honor roll Will be-An esteemed painter WHITE, THOMAS IsiEleanore's big thrill Was-Pushing someone around XVill be-Eleanore's'leading man ni, .M ., ,. - ,V , , WIGTON, NORMA Is-Booster for Butler High W'as--A grand mushball player Will be-Leading beautician Page Twenty-four fi Simons, Esther Snyder, Smith, Bethel Snyder. Smith, Clifford Spence, Smith, Mildred Stewart WILSON, AGNES Is-AVery rash about ribbons WasgUnknown till this year Will be-Simply ideal wife WILKINS, JAMES Is-Slow and good-natuied WasfPretty drowsy-looking VVill be-Making freckle cream WILLIAMSON WILLIAM Is-A Scotchman on parade Was-Example of good pupil Will beiVery successful VB 1 In , Yjkimx Ni S nior Class of l938 s ' JW sf' ,f D' Y Y V Is-4A Red-head from Annandale Stutzman, Paul Townley, Beulah Was,Red'5 one big ambition Taylor, Eleanore Turner, Howard will berscrumptious teacher Page Twenty-five Uber, Joseph Welton, Josephine Wilkins, James I Uber, Roy White, Dorothy Williamson, William Van Verth, Catherine White, Thomas Wilson, Agnes , Van Verth, John Whitesell, Janice Wolford, Opal Wadsworth, Donald Wigton, Norma Zenobi, John WOLFORD, OPAL ZENOBI, JOHN Is-A great billiard player Was-Sleeping all of the time Will be-A hot oircus barker SENIORS AT WORK ,xw?gf'f ' AND PLAY P . g-f , J N We, the juniors of Grove City High School, in order to form a more perfect senior class, establish good grades, insure teacheristic tran- quility, provide for the common examination, promote the general welfare of the underclass- men, and secure the blessings of a diploma to ourselves and to our posterity, do ordain and establish this creed for the junior class of Grove City High. Article I-Legislative Department All powers should be vested in the students. Article II-Executive Department The power should be centered in our class president. He shall hold office as long as we are juniors-which may be quite a while. Each junior should be encouraged to vote at a direct election. Page Twenty i Article III-Judicial Department The teachers shall be the judges - but maybe we can get along without them. Article IV-Relations To Each Other The relations - ahem! - of the junior class shall be only close enough to keep order. Now the boys and girls will only be allowed two per seat - one girl can't have two boys. There shall be no fighting or taking up of arms of any sort, regardless of type of arm - fat, chubby, slender, or smooth. Article V--Amendments Whenever two-thirds of the juniors deem it necessary, a party shall be called for propos- ing amendments. The kids shall not stay too lateg and the affair shall be broken up before the amendments - pardon us, the -hair - be- gins to fly. ght JUNIOR CLASS 554 If-'ff Affhfliif Article VI-General Provisions All debts of two people will be valid. All fights of the juniors and treaties Cmaking up after the battlej shall be made under the au- thority of this constitution and no foreign na- tion - such as a teacher -- is to step in to stop any such proceedings. Article VII-Ratification The votes of nine plus nine students will be sufficient for the establishment of this Con- stitution. FURTHERMORE : We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all juniors are created equalg that they are endowed by the school with certain unalien- able rights, that among these are life Cwith cooler slipsj, liberty fbut not to chew gumj and pursuit of studies. That, to secure these rights, teachers are instituted among us, deriv- ing their just powers from the consent of the studentsg that whenever any government be- comes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the students to strike - sit-down or otherwise - and to institute a change of teachers, laying its ideas on such principles, and organizing its power in such a form as to the students shall seem more likely to effect their safety and happiness. But don't get we juniors wrong -- we love school. CThus far no amendments having been proposed, we shall adjournj Page Twenty nine GLIMPSES OF THE JUNIOR CLASS IN 1950: Names Future Business Jean Adams . Still making eyes at the fellows Ann Allen . . . . Wielding a skillet Clifford Allen . . . Leading a swing band Fred Amorose . . Famous chef in the Ritz Jean Armstrong . . Mother of quintuplets Napoleon Armenia . . . Alnother Mussolini Margaret Bailey . . Sweating in a laundry John Barber . Soldier of Fortune I Run, girlslj John Barron . . . Successful business man Donald Beatty . Training lions-for watchdogs Maxine Beatty . Cooking the steak for the lions! Ralph Beatty .... Selling the lions Elizabeth Bishop . In a cannibal's stomach Robert Blair . Famous 'round-the-world flier Edward Bollinger . Making hot-dogs for Lucy Lucy Bonanni . Spreading relish on the hot-dogs Marie Bonzer . . Still struggling with Norman Wayne Book . Another silver-tongued Cicero Georgia Boundy . . Hoofing to hot swing Andrew Boycan . . Barker at a dog-club William Briggs . . Playboy in New York Avner Broad . Writing popular fairy tales Betty Mae Brown . . Soothsayer-soothing her husband Betty Regina Brown . . Doing a bubble-dance Dorothy Brown . . Inventing a hair-dryer Flora Buchanan . . Dropping soup down people's backs William Byler . Owner of a race-horse- always broke Margie Campbell . . Following her mother's footsteps Harry chambers . . Selling brushes- streamlined, too! Mary Chaverine . . Owner of a pawn shop Paul Christie . Still loves to grow watermelons Donald Christley . . . Sliding his trombone all over New York Arthur Christy . . Bank teller ftelling all!J Ellen Clark . . . The Mystic Lady Fortune Procrastinator Elmira Clark . . Owner of a Baby Lounge Henry Collins . Back in Cuba, mining tons of gold Mary Corce . President of Ladies' Aid Society Pauline Corce . . Running a steam shovel- imagine! Bernard Coursen . . Head of the W.P.A. Eleanor Coyer . . Running a Diesel shop Norvin Davidson . . Famous doll surgeon . Santa Claus in Kaufman's Duane Davis Margaret Davis . . . Baking for Donald Drake . Sampling tea in Japan Mary Davis . Dan DeGregory . . . Exploring the North Pole in Florida Donald Drake . . Eating Margaret Davis' cakes Louise Drennen . . Beautician of the elite Audrey Dresch . Traveling-a mile for a camel Names Future Business Alberta Dumbroski . Still snooping in Candyland Joe Dumbroski .... Helping his sister Dorothy Dunn . . Running automatic escalators Esther Eakin . . . Extraordinary lecturer John Eccles . . . In a brother and sister act Dominic Emmanuel . . Rivaling Napoleon Margaret Fair . Betty Frisch . George Frits . Marian Graham Paul Graham . Val Jean Greer for the dictatorship Plenty of yoornph!- Swinging her horn President of Frisch-Frits Fish Company Business manager of the above company . . . Still wondering what the Freshmen are doing . . . Big oil magnate . Chewing gum in a chewing-gum factory Edward Gregory . . . Flatfoot in Chicago Hazel Hall . . Running an electric sweeper Richard Hall . Gerald Harnett . . Helen Hazlett . . Cornell Hercza . Dorothy Hillkirk John Hillkirk . Marjorie Hindman Walter Hoagland Paul Hoffman . Elizabeth Holter . . . . Racing driver Owner of fleet of trucks . . . . . Bill's boss Maneuvering a taxi in a tight squeeze Owner of a turkey-farm Running chicken-farm- rivaling Dorothy . Giving orations over famous net-work . Hair serving as a danger signal Still president-but not of the Jr. class Missionary in Chinatown Victor Hughes , Solemn usher at Grand Hotel Norman Humphrey . . . Training canaries Phyllis Isacco . Watching the gate at the subway Mary Louise Jamison . Emulates Fritz Kreisler Robert Jennings .... Flag-pole sitter Eugene John . . . Practicing mesmerism Mary John . Reading scripts for the movies Edith Johns . . . One of the Johns girls Ellen Jane Joyner . Chief cook at the Waldorf Bernice Karns ,... Scouring skillets Doris Keck . . . . . Dramatic clown Grace Kennedy . . . Still living in Mercer Harold Kerr . . . Raises world's finest oats David Ketler Donning scholarly look every morning Donnell King . . Keeping his eyes on Amy Richard King . Still hoofing to Harrisville Katherine Kristyak . Running a fire department Anna Mae Lees . . . Picking pussy-willows for Dick Christine Lenkner . . . Looking for a fellow at B. B. Games Emmarie Lutton . Tooting her clarinet in jail Joe Manozzi . Peddling papers for Hearst Vincent Marguglio . Symphony orchestra maestro Page Thi rty . . . The McCarls' have Names Clifford Mathieson Mildred Martin Laura McCann . Charles McCarl Clifford McCarl Future Business . . . Farmer Legree-not in the play either . Night-club hostess . Teaching history- doesn't know why Names Future Business Mary Jane Reed . . Acrobat in the zoo- entertaining monkeys Kenneth Reeher . Inventing an electric thumb for hitchhiking Charles Richardson . . Coaching football at the kindergarten Nellie Ross . . Canning spinach that she grew Susan McCoy tz I pre e s Fred McCarl Frank McCarl Jean McCarl Robert McCarl an interest in a nut farm - and it's not a play! They're all presidents! . . . . Domestic lady . . Inventing new kinds Betty McDougall of calendar Alice McIntyre . Pulling hair in a wig factory Robert McKnight . . . Life-saver at the beach Eleanor McLaughlin . . . Shagging around with Don Reed Warren McNeish .... Manufacturing mush Virginia McWilliams . . . Lassoing steers in the wooly west John Mehner . . . Trucking around in an 85-horse-power truck Agnes Miles . . Blues singer in the mountain Ethel Miles . . Painting and wall papering done efficiently Dorothy Miller . The one and only lady president Audrey Milliren Robert Milliren Patricia Moon Clinton Moore Mable Morley Melvin Morris Catherine Neel . . Eddie's queen-or somep'n Getting ready to beat Eddie up . . President's wife- wonder who president is! . . Chasing after Burnie-- sweet dreams, Clinton . . . . Nurse in a nursery . . . Met Maryg marriedg- wonder what they're doing! . . . Another Sonja Heinie Kathryn Rowe Mary Rowe . Robert Sansom Paul Schiestle John Schmeltzer Ruth Scrivner Gloria Segaty Stacia Seiple . Ruth Seth . . . . . Running after Reed Owner of a hair-pin factory . Strong man in the circus . Paul owns the circus . Manufacturing Schmeltzer . Hitting a new high- in the -movies Running a filling station . Still bowling them over with her looks! . . . Librarian in Alaska Mary Severino . Shaking the rhumba in Mexico John Shaffer . Martha Shaner . Eleanor Shaulis Exilona Shipton Grace Shuler . Helen Shuler . Robert Simon . Jane Snaith . Richard Snedden Virginia Snyder Harry Soday . Francis Sopher Robert Spaulding William Steven . . Painting the town red Stewing in a cannibal's kettle . . Chaperoning Red and Betty Jean . Thinking up crazy designs Rattling her brain for ideas . . . Helping her sister Orating on liquor or somep'n . . . Another Winchell . Owner of real bluebloods Coaching girls of G.C.H.S. . . Strumming his guitar Still running after the girls Janitor of the White House . Translating his writings Lyle Nelson . . Pining away for Jerry- the scornful James Orr . Orring away in an iron ore camp Eleanor Parfinsky . . Cheer-leader for the Panthers Mary Louise Patterson . . Most picturesque country lass Nonma Peden . Climbing pyramids in Egypt Joseph Penman . . . Penning his name to the tune of ten years Jack Perrine . . A great Maestro preferring to be left alone Warren Perrine . . Bessie chased him-he chases her now James Perry . . Finally beguiled by Vera Robert Peters .... Writing ghost stories William Porkolab . . Grinning for a living James Porter . . . Still Dick's standby Jack Poole . Famous preacher in church? '? Elizabeth Racz . . Selling berries-what kind? Glenn Rainey ..... Selling sprinklers Amy Jane Ramsey . . Slapping Don King around Lola Mae Ramsey . Famous congresswoman Donald Reed . . Owner of his own moving truck Harold Reed . . Shows tricks to Johnny W. into Greek John Stone . I-Iitchhiking from coast to coast Mary Struthers . . . Playing Red Sails in the Sunset James Styles . Pestering with sickening humor Clyde Thomas Loaning cattle at 50 head interest Betty Thompson . Sob-sistergswell job- eh What? LaVere Thompson . . Milking cows with the greatest of ease Frank Trepasso . Wonder-'man of the flying trapeze Frank Uber . . Heap big chief-Sellum fire-water Mary Uber . No relation to Frank, or is there? Clayton Walters . Flying the smallest air- planes in the world Robert Walters . Watching watches for Mr. Walters William Webster . . Teaching psychology in G.C.H.S. Wayne Wible . Warbles-wonder who listens? Luella Wilkins . . Attention! Future Queen of Swimming Ella Mae Williams . . Hula princess in Hawaii Lewis Williams . . . Winning the walking marathon Wilda Winger . . Minding her own business Page Thirty-on THE CLASS OF 8 A L Bang, boom, rat-a-tat-tat! Through the Freshman war, lasting from 1936 to 1937, we dodged bullets and tests and what-not! Then during the middle of the year we were rather seriously wounded Cexamsl, sent to the hospital, and finally either were buried Cflunkedj or returned to the battle- field Cschoolj. Although there were a few skirmishes Creport cardsj that year ended with an armistice Cschool's outj, signed in June. However, war was again declared Cschool started-groan!l in September and again we all trooped back to the front. Right now we're climbing over the cannon balls Ctestsl and ducking pumpkin balls Cteachersb, but we hope that the war ends before we get hit Cflunkedj. Amen. Doris Akers, Josephine Allen, Martha Baird, Daryl Birnley, Ralph Bixler, Betty Black, Fred Black, Gerry Lou Black, Rose Blakely, Thomas Blakley, Nick Bochy, Kenneth Book Eugene Boozell, Robert Bovard, Agnes Boyce Laurice Boyd, Alex Boycan, Charles Boylan, Thomas Braine, Barbara Brown, Mary Jane Campbell, Reed Campbell, Brigida Caponi, Robert Carpenter, Jeanne Carruthers, Homer Christie, Anna Jane Conner, Eugene Coppal- ella, Dewayne Coulter, Lois Cozad, Jack Craft, Richard Craft, Robert Cupples, Eugene D'Arcangelo, Ralph Davis, Pauline Demi- fonti, Glenn Dickson, Richard Dobie, Paul Dugan, Cora Dunkerly, William Dunkerley, John Eakin, Florine Eberle, Edwin Eller, Betsy Emery, Wayne Engle, Robert Evans, Mary Faivre, Anne Falcon, William Feather, Page Thirty-two NINETEEN FORTY Veronica Ferrere, Alberta Filer, Joseph Filer, Robert H. Filer, Robert L. Filer, Margaret Fithian, Jean Fryman, Helen Gahagan, Lila Giesman, Lillian Gill, Maxine Gilliland, Donald Gregg, Elizabeth Gregory, Evelyn Griffith, Bessie Goodman, Florine Hardisky, Virginia Hartley, Paul Hassler, Virginia Hawke, William Hawke, Mary E. Hay, Catherine Hilgar, Gail Hillkirk, Leon Hinds, Joseph Holmes, Fred Homans, Ramah Jean Hulbert, Constance Hume, Glenn Jacobs, Genevieve John, William Jones, Eileene Judy, Cecil Karns, Helen Kaufmann, Paul Kelch, Glenn Kelly, Mary Kelly, Alice Kerr, Francis Kimberlin, William King, Kenneth Knauff, Thelma Knauff, John Krafcheck, Rita Kriedle, Arthur Leone, Robert Lightner, Leroy Lutes, Armand Maddalena, Thomas Manozzi, Wil- liam Manny, Eugene Marguglio, Mary Martin, Richard McAninch, Jack McBride, Miff Mc- Bride, Robert McCoy, Clayton McDougall, Frances McDowell, Muriel McDowell, Mary Bell McGinty, Regis McGinty, Faith McKenzie, Robert McKenzie, Clyde McKnight, Jane Mc- Millin, Jane McNees, Lois Means, Annabelle Medberry, Carl Medberry, Alvera Meier, Jessie Miller, Harold Millsop, William Monk, Doris Montgomery, Lois Montgomery, Dorothy Moon, George Moretti, Helena Morley, Betty Mossford, Irene Mudrak, Kathryn Nicklin, Louise Notareschi, Dorothy Nye, Dorothy Oakes, Ruth Orr, Nola Uber, Helen Uber, James Vincent, Harry Wade, Geraldine Wal- born, Jack Wallace, George Watso, Mary Ruth Weston, Elsie White, Barbara Whyte, Dorothy Williams, Esther Williamson, John Wilson, Guy Vifinder, Robert Winger, Vivian Wiseman, Katherine Wolfe, Joe Ziccardi. Page Thirty- three THE CLASS OF The take-off! 'What a perfect start! CThat was how we began-or did we?j Anyway, our teachers took us for what we were and let it go at thatg but during exams we flew blind, taking orders from headquarters fthe teachersj. Although most of us survived this storm some crashed! Next we did stunt flying for a couple of months, but ran into another storm. By the time that was over there were quite a few casualties, but the rest of us made a three-point landing, and now We're sitting on needles and pins waiting for the September take-off. Jay Adams, Joseph Alberth, Joseph Allen, Mary Allen, Frederick Arnold, Martha Jane Atwell, Ruth Atwell, Charles Baker, LeRoy Baker, Frances Bardelcik, Joseph Barnes, Raymond Bartolo, Della Bell, Edith Bell, Janet Benson, Robert Birnley, Thelma Bixler, John Blakley, Wanda Blakney, Marilyn Blair, Harold Blanchard, Bertha Bohlender, Frank Bohlender, Betty Bollinger, Dean Bollinger, Louise Boozell, William Borell, Richard Bovard, Louise Bowie, Hershel Breese, Marie Buchanan, Carmen Bumbaco, Rose Butchy, Robert Bux- ton, Esther Campbell, Angeline Caponi, Jack Carothers, Raymond Carpenter, Tony Chaver- ine, Robert Christy, Robert Cicero, George Collar, Edwin Cook, Eleanor Coppolella, Clement Cortanzo, Irene Covert, Perry Coyer, Lizzie Belle Craig, Esther Crawford, Janice Crawford, Robert Criswell, William Critch- field, Marie Currie, Mike DeGregory, Jane Deniker, Thomas Drennen, Barbara Dresch, Mildred Dight, Mickie Dimaria, Aldean Dyer, Elizabeth English, Alton Errera,Gordon Evans, Calvin Feather, Lucy Fisher, Robert Fisher, Dean Foster, Jane Garner, Myrna George, Nor- ma Gilliland, Frank Graham, Jean Gursky, Page Thirty-four NINETEEN FORTY-ONE Q. nel Am Sara Haggerty, George Hancox, Evelyn Hen- derson, Clifford Hinds, Shirley Hoag, Robert Hodge, Mary Holaus, Irene Hosack, Leonora Isacco, Una Jack, Jean John, Sara Keffer, Luther King, Betty Lay, Dorothy Lees, Ken- neth Lightner, Sara Manozzi, Maxine Mayber- ry, Ben McAninch, Oleva McBride, Nial Mc- Camey, Betty McCarl, Florence McCauslin, David McClelland, Anna Mae McClymonds, William McDowell, Edward McGinty, Alberta McKnight, Margaret McMillan, Helen Mc- Williams, Grace Mechler, Betsy Midden- dorf, Ruth Miller, Jane Millsop, Emma Moffo, Dean Montgomery, Jean Montgomery, Mildred Morley, Gerald Myers, Calvin Neely, Naomi Nelson, William Nelson, James Ney- man, Eleanor Notareschi, Louise Orr, John Osborne, Irene Parfinsky, Blair Patten, Margaret Perry, Betty Jean Phillips, Ray- mond Pizor, Roderick Place, Virgil Pryor, Lucy Puntureri, Nancy Reed, Rose Ella Richards, James Richardson, Helen Ritenour, Robert Robson, Ardell Rowe, Leroy Royer, Betty Schrmeltzer, Mary Scrivner, Pearl Sea- ton, Gertrude Siepple, Lois Seth, Peter Severino, Robert Shaw, Dolores Shipton, Virginia Shuffstall, Fred Simmons, Emeline Sloan, Mary Edna Smith, Ray Snedden, Elizabeth Sobiski, Virginia Sorg, Gerald Spence, Betty Spencer, Jean Spencer, Jack Standifer, Evelyn Stanley, Clarence Steele, Donald Stephens, Grace Surrena, Wesley Teare, Leaudra Thomas, John Thompson, Louise Thompson, Fred Todarello, John Tre- passo, Arthur Turner, Harold Uber, Hazel Urey, Marcella Van Hale, Mary Wadsworth, Jean Walters, John Walters, Cecelia Warren, Leila Warren, Geraldine Wate, James Water- man, Sara Watenman, Elizabeth Watso, Nancy Watson, Carol Weigle, Della Mae Welton, Harold Wesley, James West, Leonard Wil- kins, John Williams, John Williamson, June Winder, Robert Winger, William Wise, Irvin Wolstoncroft, Helen Mae Woods. Page Thirty-five SOME KIDS... For The Class of 'll2 ROLL Mary Anderson, Bob Barger, John Benson, Virginia Lee Black, Vera Bowden, Ruth Brown, Betty Jean Cameron, Dudley Dearborn, Kenneth Dickson, Arthur Dunmire, Mary Anna Dunn, Ruth Elder, Bob Errington, Earl Hogg, Betty Hollander, Evelyn Horam, Martha Jane Jennings, Nannie Jean Kocher, Calvin McKinley, Eva Mae McNees, Paul McNees, Lois Jane Miles, Christine Miller, Jean Montgomery, James Moon, Jean Moon, James Nelson, Wilbur Paxton, Eleanor Porter, Evelyn Porter, Kenneth Ryder, Norma Sansotta, Viola Schmelzer, John Sieppel, Glenn Shawgo, Virginia Shawgo, Donald Spence, Bill Wallace, Pat White, Leigh Wilson. What's that coming? Why, it's an eighth grader! They certainly get tangled up in our shoe-strings, don't they? But in spite of all their tangling, pushing, and hurrying, they are fine boys and girls. They'll probably enter the freshmen class with the good old spirit of G. C. H. S. in their bones and will preserve our customs to the Nth degreeg so 1et's give three cheers for Mr. J's kids and wish them the best of luck! Page Thirty-six ATHLETICS Thirty-seven GOLD A D I-HTE GRIDDERS FIRST ROW-Rideout, mgr., Smith, Breese, Braine, Gerald Bovard, White, McGill, Morris, Tom Blakley, ass't mgr. SECOND ROW-Ass't. Coach McBride, Dickson, Eugene Bovard, Craft, Leon, Sonsetti, Byler, Briggs, ass't. mgr. Jack Blakley Bob McCarl, Moodie, Rodgers, Hummel, Porter, Cicero, Roofing THIRD ROW!James Richardson, Charles Richardson, Milliren, Engle Bill King, Tony King, Dickson, Bob Bovard, Cliff McCarl, Davis Wible, Holmes, Walters, Uber, Schell, Spencer, Kuhn, Milner Coach Hartman, ass't. Coach Forker. SCHEDULE Rimersburg .,.,.,... .....,... 1 2 G. C. 20 Oil City ...... O G. C. 7 Meadville ........., .,..,..,. 1 2 G. C. 0 Bradford ......... .......... 1 3 G. C. 0 Sharon .......... .......... 4 7 G. C. 13 Greenville ...... ..... 0 G. C. 7 Franklin ....... 6 Sharpsville .......... 7 Farrell ............ ........ 2 4 Page Thirty-eight 1 G. C G. G. C C 6 Fellow students: I was a bench-warmer. I warmed hot benches and cold benches, dry benches and wet benches, and now, whether you like it or not, you are going to read-for the first time in any Pine Knot-an account of a Grove City High School football team's season as seen by a com- mon, low-esteemed, unglorified bench-warmer. CAt least I hope you read it.j In our first game we trounced Rimersburg fairly soundly, but their famous passing attack had our tails tucked between our legs several times. Our pass defense was strengthened considerably during the next week and-Wotta game that Oil City tussle was! 'Twas our second victory in a row. Let me put you in on a little secret though-as to why we pushed that touchdown across the goal in the closing minutes. Moodie had just caught a pass around Oil City's fifteen-yard line. The team gather- ed in a huddle ---- 'I'll buy a milkshake for everyone on the team if we push this touch- down across, won't we, June, said Bud Bovard. The touchdown was made. Meadville and Bradford. however, proved themselves definitely superior to us-maybe we missed Hoffman, who was injured in an automobile accident. We knocked on both their touchdown doors and were repulsed as violently as though we were the proverbial hungry Wolves. We were more hospitable to them, however, and ad- mitted each of them to our humble end zone a couple of times. Ensued-a week of intense practice, preparing for our annual bruising. The Sharon game is referred to as The Game in former Pine Knots. Please pardon me as I skip lightly over it, for although we did make great preparations for it-Pep Meeting 'n everything-it's memory is indeed unpleasant. Next, I sat on a cold bench watching Greenville get pushed all over the field a week after our Sharon encounter. The field was covered with a nice six-inch layer of oozy mud which held us to a one touchdown win. l Our fourth victory came a game later, with Franklin providing us with a glorious field-day, when all the subs, except me, saw heroic action. Sharpsville, the next week, was practically beaten until their safety man returned a punt half the length of the gridiron for a touchdown, which qualified them to try for an extra point. They made the point and we lost a heart-breaker. Farrell's team of man-mountains trounced us the afternoon of our last game, but not until we had held them all the first half, and thrown a couple of healthy scares into them. judging from their size I was just as glad I was a bench-warmer that game. First Row: Bill Byler Big Bill Briggs Scooter McCai'l June Bovard Stan Moodie Bill Milner A1 Schell Glen Dickson Second Row Red Smith Bill B1-eese Paul Braine Bud Bovard Moosei' White Muggral McGill Melvy Morris Third Row: Bob Milliren Tony King Sleepy McCarl Dewey Davis Mickey Wible Wesley Rodgers Sonny Sonsetti Page Thi tty-nine Our Dribbling Sure-Shots Kneeling:-Koi, Book, Perrine, Holmes, Richardson, Jennings, Craft. Standing:-Benson, mgr., Englehart, Brandt, Smith, Davis, Dickson, King, Cook, Moore, Coach Hartman. Six victories from twenty games is not a good record for any basketball team-especially when four of its players are lettermeng but factors which fans usually regard second in proportion to victories showed up remarkably well in Grove City's players and made the school proud of them. The factors: courage and sportsmanship. When a team, such as ours, loses on an average of three games out of four, its season is nothing but discouraging to itself, to its coach, and to its school. Many of the games were lost by only a few points. The most memor- able of these is the Farrell game at Grove Cityg after leading the entire fray the Grovers lost by one point as an opponent shot a foul in the last minute of play to win the game. Afterwards Farrell played a series of games with teams from all over the state, and reached the semi-finals in the eliminations where they were beaten by Altoona. The players had the courage to face each game with a desire to win, and they fought hard with every opponent from the opening to the closing whistle. They didn't offer alibis when they were defeated but went to their victor's locker-room after the game and congratulated them.-They had sportsmanship. Courage and sportsmanship alone do not win games, but they make admirable men. The ability to pass, shoot, cut, and jump makes good basketball players, but it does not develop fine characters. QThese two things combined make perfect teams. Our team was not perfect, it lacked one of these things-but it had the better of the two. SCHEDULE Grove City-19 Beaver Fa1lsw21 Grove City-22 ...... .......... M ercer-20 Grove City-21 Beaver Falls-25 Grove Citya ........ ....,... H ickory-40 Grove City-26 ,.....,.........,....... Oil City-29 Grove City-29 ...... .............. S haron-45 Grove City-19 ......,,..,..,.... Frenchburgf20 Grove City- Greenville-25 Grove City--23 ....,.... ...,........,... S haron-52 Grove City-38 Sharpsville-21 Grove Cityf-28 ....... Franklin-27 Grove City-29 ...... .............,. F arrell-44 Grove City-. ........,. Hickory-21 Grove City-24 ...... .......... M ercer-35 Grove City-32 .........., Alumni-28 Grove City-37 .......... ......... F F3-Ilklill-32 Grove City-17 .. Sharpsville-30 Grove City-26 .......... .......... F arrell-27 Grove City- ...... Greenville-25 Grove City-28 .......... .......... O il City-37 Page Forty Sport Kings of the High School FIRST ROW: HOMANS Ass't. Mgr., SPENCE, PERRY, WINGER, GRAHAM, Ass't Mgr. SECOND ROW: BROVVN, ATWELL, Captain NIOODIE, BRAINE, POOLE. THIRD ROW: Coach FORKER, HOFFMAN, KING, BOVARD, RIDEOUT, Mgr. Wrestling, in previous years, was considered an up-and-coming sport, but the record made by this year's team did away with its up-and-comingness and established it as the most renowned form of athletics in the school. Our grappling athletes engaged in a difficult series of matches, but they finished their season undefeated and won the district championship. Captain Moodie, Spence, Atwell, Brown, and Braine competed in the state eliminations and, of these, Spence and Atwell gained second place in their respective weightsg while Moodie and Brown reached the semi-finals before they were eliminated. Most of the wrestling teams of Western Pennsylvania were met by the Grover grap- plers, who, toward the end of the season, found it difficult to get matches with other schools that cherished their wrestling records. Strangely enough the match which gave many of the wrestlers the most satisfaction was a 15-15 tie with Canonsburg, in which all the bouts were won by referee's decisions. Canonsburg was last year's state champs and has never been beaten by Grove City. This was Coach Forkeris first year as wrestling coach, and the student body says hats off to him and his great team of wrestlers. SCHEDULE Grove City-23 ............ Erie Academy-18 Grove Cityf25 ......, ...,...., K ittanning-13 Grove City-39 .............................. Farrell! 5 Grove City-29 ....... ......,. K ittanning!13 Grove Cityf-38 ........................ Greenville! 0 Grove City-39 ....,.........,......... Greenville- 5 Grove City-44 .. ................,,......... Farrell- 0 Grove City-44 ..........,..,,,....,....,.... Farrellf- 0 Grove City-15 ,......... ........... ........,.,.... ..,...,.................,...,... C a n onsburg 15 Page Forty-one THE SWING AND SWAY BOY FIRST ROW--Dean Foster, Leroy Lutes, Bill McDowell SECOND ROW-Bob Deniker, Bill Byler THIRD ROW-Bob Milliren, Mgr., Alvin Schell, Gene Forker, Coach RESULTS OF SEASON'S MEETS DISTRICT 10 MEET: Byler-Ist in rings, 2nd on horizontal bar, Denikerf3rd in rings: Schell--4th in rings: Fosterfffird in tumbling. NORTHWESTERN REGIONAL MEET: Byler-2nd on horizontal bar, 4th in rings, Deniker-Sth in rings. UNSUNG HEROE SEATED-Bob McCarl, Richardson, Brown, McCamunt, Ralph Davis, Birnley. KNEELING-Moore, Milliren, Bill King, Joe Uber, Spencer, Mamruglio, Gregory, Holter, Thompson, Poole, Evans. S'1'ANDINGiCook, Englehart, Tony King, Smith, McGill, Dewey Davis, Nelson, Cliff McCarl, Johns, Hoffman, Schell, Bovard. IN CIRCLEfHerb Jack, Coach-now at DuBois. SCHEDULE Grove City-5414 ,..... Evans Cityf533i Grove City-477 ,,,,,, New Castle440 Grove City-40 ................ Butler+77 Grove City 8615 .,...,.,.... Sharpsville-26141 Grove City-54 .,.,......., Meadville-59 COUNTY MEET-Sharon, lst, Grove City 2nd, Sharpsville 3rd. Page Forty-tvlo G. C. H. S. CAGERS IN MINIATURE FIRST ROW--Perry, Jim Alberth, Say, Snaith, Byler, Arnold, Jennings, Dunn SECOND ROW-Joe Alberth, Drennen, Blanchard, Myers, Errington, Roofing, Patterson, Cook, Dickson Holmes, Mgr. COACHgMr. McBride Youngsters, varying from sixth-graders to freshmen, turned out faithfully every night of practice to learn the fundamentals of basketball which will help them to be stellar varsity performers in future years. The nearest they came to participating in actual games was sitting on the bench while the varsity-third team played the preliminaries. This privilege was given to only the first team, composed chiefly of eighth-graders and freshmen. BI-WEEKLY GYM CLASSES Under the supervision of their new gyrm teacher, Mr. Forker, the boys enjoyed football, basketball, volleyball, and track during their respective seasonsg both in gym and after school. In the inter-class football competition the sophomore Bobcats, captained by Ralph Davis, won the section A division of the light-weight league. Captain Ozzie Blanchard's freshmen Rabbits took the light-weight B section. In the heavy-weight league a tie between Captain Walt Moore's senior Bears and the Yankees, another senior team whose captain was Howard Brandt, was the result of outstanding gridiron competition. The inter-class basketball league consisted of freshmen, sophomore, junior and senior teams, each coached by varsity players. The seniors, coached by Moore and Cook, won the tournament by a narrow margin. Probably the most hotly contested class sport in the school is girls' basketball. This year the senior girls won the championship from the other three classes. Each of the under-class teams, however, gave the champs good competition. Other sports and activities which the girls engaged in during their gym periods, under the supervision of Miss Olive Johnson, were hand-hockey, dancing and exercises. Page Fo rty-'Three Page Fuxfy-four I ACTIVITIES GRCHESTR Sweet and low, soft or slow, this is a group which is always popular. Although not as prominent as the band, the orchestra is well-known and liked by everyone. Strenuous and untiring practice makes it top-notch entertainment. Jack Perrine, the concert maestro, or master, as he prefers to be called, is the envy of every would-be violinist in the county. Miss Burgess, the directress, is more popular for her Community sings conducted in Thursday's assembly, in which old favorites and negro folk songs are most frequently sung. Concert Master . Jack Perrine Proctor . . George Letz Monitor . Johanna Poehlmann Secretary Anna Mary Fleck Ist VIOLIN-Jack Perrine, Mary Louise Jamison, Peter Hydu, Margie Campbell, Anna Mary Fleck, Lois Walters, Harold Babcock, Rita Kreidle. 2nd VIOLIN-Janice Whitesell, Johanna Poehlmann, Bill Cameron, Elizabeth Gregory, Martha Shaner, Vivian Hazlett, Georgia Boundy, Mary Eliza- beth Hay, June Winder, Mary Eva Smith. CELLOS . . George Letz, Lois Cozad, Barbara Brown, Jean Montgomery VIOLAS . . . ..... . Eleanor Holmes, Elaine Taylor BASSES . . Vincent Marguglio, Rosemond Rowe, Betty Frisch, Pat White TROMBONES ....... Warren Perrine, Eugene Marguglio FRENCH HORN ...... Dick Hall, Peggy Fair, Eileen Reagle TRUMPETS .... Donald Gregg, Norvin Davidson, Ken Pearson CLARINETS . . Christine Lenkner, Jack Parker, Helen Hazlett, John Place FLUTE . .......... . Elizabeth Bishop OBOES . . . John Barber, Ellen Jane Joyner, Martha Atwell BASSOONS . ...... Don Lester, Mary Struthers TYMPANI . .......... Louise Bowie BELLS . . Rosalee Huskin Page Forty-six AN What girl can resist a uniform? Especially the snappy ones worn by the band. Gosh, those knife-creased-trousered, blue-coated, broad shouldered lads who are the answer to every maiden's prayer! And their music! Sousa's band just about comes up to equal this one of which we are so proud. Under the direction of Mr. Marshall, the band has done wonders in the field of musical talent. FLUTES . . . . . Billy Barber, Betty Bishop, Margie Campbell OBOES . . . John Barber, Martha jane Atwell, Ellen lane Joyner BASSOONS ......... Donald Lester, Mary Struthers CLARINETS .... John Place, Helen Hazlett, Jane Snaith, Paul Hassler, Vincent Marguglio, Jack Parker, Paul Graham, Christine Lenkner, Clinton Moore, Richard Peden, Eugene Boozell, John Wilson, Regis McGinty, Robert Blair, ALTO CLARINETS ..... Helen Mae Woods, Emmarie Lutton BASS CLARINET .... ...... E lizabeth Holter TENOR SAXAPHONE . . . . David Ketler, Richard Engle BARIT ONE SAXAPHONE .... William Manny, Donald Gregg CORNETS AND TRUMPETS . . Norvin Davidson, Wade Patterson, Eric Place, Charles Wolf, Kenneth Pearson. FRENCH HORNS . Richard Hall, Peggy Fair, Eileen Reagle, John Seipple ALTO HORN . ..... Ed Bowden, Clifford Mathieson TROMBONES . .... Donald Christley, Eugene Marguglio BARITONES . . Harold Milsop, Dean Montgomery, Gordon Evans BASS . . . . Clifford Osborne, Wayne Book, George Jacobs STRING BASS . ........ Rosemond Rowe SNARE DRUM . . Ray Bryant, Kenneth Book, Melvin Morris. TYMPANI . . ......... Louise Bowie CYMBALS .A ........ james Porter BASS DRUM . . Robert McKnight Page Forty -Seve GIRLS' CHGRUS CSTATE CHAMPSJ Under the capable direction of Miss Graham, this organization has recently come to the front with incredible speed. It combined with the A Capella choir for the State Contest, as well as participating by itself. Responding to Miss Graham's directions, the sixty girls sound as one. Remarkable, indeed, is their perseverance, their selections always being the most interesting and worthwhile ever obtainable. Senior Proctor . Johanna Poehlmann Junior Proctor . . Ann Allen Senior Librarian . Anna Mary Fleck Junior Librarian Georgia Boundy Senior Secretary . Rotha Lightner Junior Secretary . Amy Jane Ramsey MEMBERS Doris Akers, Mildred Alberth, Ann Allen, Betty Bishop, Gerry Lou Black, Virginia Blanchard, Georgia Boundy, Dora Brannon, Margie Campbell, Brigida Caponi, Ruth Coulter, Lois Cozad, Dorothy Crouse, Audrey Dresch, Harriet Eccles, Peggy Fair, Anna Marie Falcon, Peggy Fithian, Anna Mary Fleck, Betty Frisch, Jean Fryman, Jane Gahagan, Lila Giesman, Lillian Gill, Maxine Gilliland, Marian Graham, Evelyn Griffith, Laura Hamilton, Helen Hazlett, Josephine Heasley, Catherine Hilgar, Rosalee Huskin, Mary Louise Jamison, Ellen Jane Joyner, Eileene Judy, Rotha Lightner, Stella Little, Faith McKenzie, Jane McMillan, Patty Moon, Ruth Orr, Eleanor Parfinsky, Mary Louise Patterson, Jennie Pearson, Norma Peden, Johanna Poehlmann, Amy' Jane Ramsey, Ruth Scrivner, Eleanor Shaulis, Alberta Shawgo, Betty Sloan, Emeline Sloan, Virginia Snyder, Mary Struthers, Elaine Taylor, Eleanor Taylor, Betty Thompson, Catherine Van Verth, Lois Jean Walters, Janice Whitesell. Page Forty-eight BGYS' CHORUS CSTATE CHAMPSJ Every day at 11:15, in passing Mr. Marsha1l's room, one may hear booming basses and tinny tenors, and know that the Boys' Chorus is practicing. But when the contests come around those boys show their stuff. Their numer- ous prizes necessitated a new trophy case, which is the pride and joy of every- one. Under the direction of Mr. Marshall, these boys' voices are capable of moving one to tears, laughter, or heartbreak, all in a very short course of time. Proctor Duane Davis Monitor Thomas White MEMBERS John Barber, Donald Beatty, Daryl Birnley, Wayne Book, Eugene Boozell, Donald Christley, Arthur Christy, Norvin Davidson, Duane Davis, Paul Dugan, Richard Engle, George Fritz, Paul Graham, Donald Gregg, George Griffith, Richard Hall, Cecil Hall, Glendon King, Howard Lightner, Robert Lightner, Thomas Manozzi, Clifford llflathieson, Harold Milsop, William Monks, Robert McKnight, jack Perrine, James Perry, James Porter, Robert Sansom, William Spence, James Styles, Donald Wadsworth, and Thomas White. Page Forty-nil 9 THE HI-Y School spirit is surely abundant among these boys! They can be found in a corner almost any day hatching up some plan to get rid of some of it, in the form of pennants or footballs. The club teaches good sports- manship and clean living, and it can easily be seen that the boys are good examples of both ideals. Mastered by Joe Hartman, these boys have shown their loyalty and sportsmanship in every activity-not to mention their good friendship and cooperation with every stu- dent in the high school. Page Fifty WY PRESIDENT . . WILLIAM MILNER VICE-PRESIDENT . GERALD BOVARD SECRETARY . . WILLIAM ENGLEHART TREASURER . . STANLEY MOODIE SERGEANT-AT-ARMS . . . . . . CLIFFORD SMITH James Annable, John Barber, Wayne Book, Eugene Bovard, Gerald Bovard, Edward Bowden, Paul Braine, Harry Chambers, Donald Christley, Henry Collins, Frank Cook, Duane Davis, Harry Davis, Donald Drake, William Englehart, Paul Graham, George Griffith, Richard Hall, George Harvey, Walter Hoagland, Brenton Holter, Vic- tor Hughes, Norman Humphrey, Robert Jen- nings, David Ketler, Donell King, Richard King, George Letz, James McCamant, Jack McGill, Robert McKnight, Vincent Marguglio, Jolm Mehner, Joseph Meyer, Robert Milliren, William Milner, Stanley Moodie, Clinton Moore, VValter Moore, Melvin Morris, James Morrison, Lyle Nelson, Joseph Penman, Warren Perrine, James Porter, Robert Reagle, Donald Reed John Schmelzer, Clifford Smith, Clyde Thomas, Frank Uber, Donald Wadsworth, William Webs- ter, James Wilkens, Thomas White. PRESIDENT . . JANICE WHITESELL VICE-PRESIDENT .... . . KATHERINE STEWART SECRETARY . . ANNA MARY FLECK TREASURER . . MARY G. MCMILLIN The Tri-Hi-Y They are such an intelligent looking group of girls-and they are intelligent, too! My, the original parties they plan! One night they're little girls with bare legs and hairbows -and the very next day they seriously plan a clean speech campaign! Such versatility! Miss Genevieve McMullen, their leader, has molded these girls into the flower of womanhood-to be respected by every male- member of this high school. Jean Adams, Ann Allen, Elsie Allen, Betty Bishop, Virginia Blanchard, Blanche Bone, Geor- gia Boundy, Margie Campbell, Ruth Coulter, Dorothy Dunn, Peggy Fair, Anna Mary Fleck, Emily Forker, Betty Frisch, Jean Gill, Leona Gills, Marian Graham, Laura Hamilton, Helen Hazlett, Vivian Hazlett, Mary Louise Heasley, Josephine Heasley, Esther Hoagland, Eleanor Holmes, Elizabeth Holter, Mary Louise Jamison, Ellen Jones, Ellen Jane Joyner, Doris Keck, Vir- ginia Kelly, Katherine Lewis, Rotha Lightner, Emmarie Lutton, Eleanor McLaughlin, Mary Gertrude McMillin, Audrey Milliren, Marian Montgomery, Patty Moon, Katherine Neal, Ruth Orr, Madge Parker, Mary Louise Patterson, Norma Peden, Johanna Poehlmann, Amy Ramsey, Ruth Scrivner, Stacia Seiple, Esther Simons, Jane Snaith, Madge Snyder, Katherine Stewart, Mary Struthers, Eleanor Taylor, Elaine Taylor, Betty Thompson, Janice Whitesell. Page Fifty-one The Jr. Hi-Y Bong, bong! These followers of Major Bowes surely are go-getters! They should make some girls good husbands, after all the experience they've had making weinie sandwiches to sell at the football games. Well, anyhow, they're a swell group of boys and are striving to maintain their noble purpose, under the supervision of Arthur McBride who has promoted this club so that it ranks among the highest in the school. PRESIDENT . . CHARLES STEYENSON VICE PRESIDENT . . . JACK PARKER SECRETARY ' . . . THOMAS BRAINE TREASURER . . . MILFORD MCBRIDE SERGEANT-at-ARMS CLAYTON MCDOUGALL Joseph Alberth, Fred Arnold, Jack Blakley, Kenneth Book, Richard Bovard, Robert Bovard, Thomas Braine, Robert Carpenter, Homer Chris- tie, Edward Cook, Robert Criswell, Paul Dugan, Bill Dunkerley, Frank Graham, Donald Gregg, Paul Hassler, Norman Hilgar, Robert Hodge, Fred Homans, Jack Huff, Jack Jamison, Francis Kimberline, Luther King, Bill King, Eugene Mar- guglio, Milford McBride, David McClelland, Homer McCune, Bob Miller, Clayton MacDougall, Harold Milsop, Dean Montgomery, Clifford Osborne, Arthur Palm, Jack Parker, Kenneth Pearson, Virgil Pryor, Robert Robson, Ardell Rowe, LeRoy Royer, Jerry Spence, Donald Stephens, Charles Stevenson, James Vincent, Jim VVaterman. Page Fifty-two iff PRESIDENT ..... DORIS AKERS VICE-PRESIDENT . . MARGARET FITHIAN SECRETARY . . EVELYN GRIFFITH TREASURER . JEAN CARRUTHER-S The Jr. Tri-Hi-Y To this club belongs the title of the thriftiest, most industrious club in the High School. The girls conduct bake-sales, candy sales, Bible Study contests and other worthy projects most efficiently under the guidance of their counselor, Miss Margaret Cubbison. Their list of achievements rank first in the Northwestern district of the state, topping those of such schools as Sharon and Sharps- ville. Doris Akers, Josephine Allen, Mary Allen, Martha Atwell, Gerry Lou Black, Marilyn Blair, Louise Boozell, Louise Bowie, Jean Carruthers, Janice Crawford, Mildred Dight, Betsy Emery, Elizabeth English, Margaret Fithian, Lillian Gill, Maxine Gilliland, Evelyn Griffith, Mary Elizabeth Hay, Catherine Hilgar, Shirley Hoag, Ramah Jean Hulbert, Constance Hume, Helen Kaufman, Oleva McBride, Anna Mae McClymonds, Zella McDougall, Jane McMillan, Peggy McMillan, Anna Marie McMillin, Jane McNees, Jessie Mil- ler, Jean Montgomery, Betty Mossford, Martha O'Neil, Lois Mary Peden, Rose Ella Richards, Virginia Rodgers, Mary Scrivner, Bessie Shaulis, Betty Schmeltzer, Mary Snyder, Louise Swartz, Leaudra Thomas, Lois Jean Walters, Sara Water- man, Nancy Watson, Mary Ruth Weston, Barbara Whyte, Esther Williamson, Betty Wimer, June Winder, Helen Mae Woods. , Page Fifty-three The Sha Club Today's Sha Clubbers will be tomor- row's housewives, or we miss our guess. Be- sides being the school's best candy makers, they are superior sleuths of the first degree. They guarantee to find all articles lost, and to return all articles found, as reported to them in their Lost and Found department. Their spaghetti suppers are the eternal envy l PRESIDENT . . MILDRED SMITH VICE-PRESIDENT . . STELLA LITTLE SECRETARY .... ESTHER SIMONS TREASURER . . MILDRED LESNETT of those of us who are not fortunate enough to share them. Led on by Miss Lucille Persch, this club has turned out many a good housewife into the surrounding communities. Esther Coulter, Dorothy Crouse, Mildred Lesnett, Stella Little, Lucille Moon, Esther Simons, Mildred Smith, Agnes Wilson, Dora Brannon, Patty Porter, Margie Robson, Elaine Taylor. Page Fifty-four PRESIDENT . . . WILLIAM MILNER SECRETARY .... LEONA GILLS VICE-PRESIDENT CLIFFORD MCCARL Student Council These students are a representative group of Grove City's finest. Their enter- prises are amazing, if only in that they are al- ways successful. Not only by settling distur- bing school problems but by introducing new plans and measures, they demonstrate their ability. Extraordinary, too, is their financial status. They have a treasury envied by every other organization in the school, which they obtain by selling practical things called paper saversf' All in all, we're mighty proud of them. Under the supervision of Prof. Crowther, these students have very ably per- formed their duties throughout the whole student body. Ann Allen, Mary Allen, William Engle- hart, Leona Gills, Vivian Hazlett, Clifford McCarl, William Milner, Warren Perrine, Dick Porter, Alvin Schell, Eleanor Shaulis, Charles Stevenson. Page Fifty--five The Industrial Arts Club These boys saw and hammer with the zeal, if not the talent, of full-fledged car- penters. Evidences of their art are innumer- able. One of their recent projects consisted of making book stands for each desk in the typing room and making desk calenders for each teacher. Also they have kept the mem- ory of the State Contest ever alive by their most unique souvenirs. Painting scenery is another of their accomplishments. Advised by Mr. Ballantine, the boys someday hope to have his talent. PRESIDENT .... ALVIN SCHELL VICE-PRESIDENT RICHARD BOVARD SECRETARY . CHARLES STEVENSON COR. SEC'Y .... BILL DUNKERLEY SERGEANT-AT-ARMS . JOHN EAKIN TREASURER . . . REED CAMPBELL Richard Bovard, Reed Campbell, Ed- ward Cook, Jack Carothers, Bill Dunkerley, Bob Dunkerley, John Eakin, Joseph Holmes, Paul Hassler, Bill Hawke, Ronald Hay, Jack Jamison, Glenn Kelly, Bill Manny, Dave Mc- Clelland, Homer McCune, Ivan Mitchell, Richard Peden, Robert Robson, Ardell Rowe, Alvin Schell, Fred Simons, Gerald Spence, Charles Stevenson, George Stubbs, James Waterman, David Welch. Page Fifty-six PRESIDENT ...... ED DYE VICE-PRESIDENT . IVAN MITCHELL SECRETARY ,... ELLEN JONES TREASURER . JANICE WHITESELL The Science Club If your idea of amateur scientists such as these is that they singe their eyebrows with exploding chemicals and burn their fingers experimenting with artificial ice, we intend to prove that you're wrong. Their movie ma- chine is the main diversion of the school, and is used in almost every class. They built a telescope through which they might study the various planets and their orbits. They all have marvelous heads for business, as is shown by their treasury. In the past few years they have tended toward making every grade school pupil have some fun. They have accomplished their re- cord by the Pet Shows which proved very successful. They are ably sponsored by H. J. Surrena and Leroy Nutt, who have done their jobs well during the past years and every student feels proud to belong to such an energetic and worthwhile club. James Annable, Robert Blair, Blanche Bone, Kenneth Book, Wayne Book, Georgia Boundy, Henry Collins, Norvin Davidson, Donald Drake, Bill Dunkerley, Ed Dye, Anna Mary Fleck, Paul Graham, Richard Hall, Evalyn Ifft, Mary Louise Jamison, Ellen Jones, Helen Kaufman, David Ketler, George Letz, Milford McBride, James McCamant, Eleanor McLaughlin, John Mehner, Joseph Meyer, Ivan Mitchell, Ruth Orr, Lois Mary Peden, Richard Peden, Jack Perrine, Johanna Poehlmann, Robert Reagle, Alvin Schell, Louise Swartz, Donald Wadsworth, Janice Whitesell. James Wilkins. Page Fifty-seven Athletic Council These amazing Amazons are skilled in every sport known to man-kind. Their re- markable grace on a dance floor doesn't be- gin to compare with their prowess on the football field. Their yearly initiations are the terror of three states. Swinging a baseball bat, or throwing a horseshoe, they are Grade-A examples of free-wheeling and knee-action. Well, anyway, weyre trying to tell you that they're a fine bunch of girls and they live up to all their standards. Coached by Miss Olive Johnson these students could match most any major league that would oppose them. PRESIDENT .... EMILY FORKER VICE-PRESIDENT . . . ANN ALLEN SECRETARY .... MARY ALLEN TREASURER . . JEAN CARRUTHERS Ann Allen, Mary Allen, Virginia Black, Gerry Lou Black, Virginia Blanchard, Jean Carruthers, Ruth Coulter, Dorothy Dunn, Margaret Fithian, Emily Forker, Jeanne Gill, Leona Gills, Val Jean Greer, Mary Hay, Helen Hazlett, Vivian Hazlett, Elizabeth Holter, Martha Jane Jennings, Ellen Jane Joyner, Doris Keck, Oleva McBride, Anna Marie McMillin. Jane McNees, Patty Moon Irene Parfinsky, Stella Parfinsky, Amy Jane Ramsey, Rosemond Rowe, Katherine Stewart, Sara Waterman. Page Fi fty-eight THE CAPELLA CHOIR Much to the regret of everyone, this groups looking mighty striking in dark suits and white dresses, gave but one public concert this year. Under the direction of Miss Burgess, who has a reputation for turning out fine choirs, it has become one of our finest organizations. It is the only group of mixed voices in the school. Although sometimes accompanied by the bells, its selections are equally effective without accompaniment. It includes Doris Akers, Ann Allen, Elizabeth Bishop, Virginia Blanchard, Wayne Book, Margie Campbell, Arthur Christy, Norvin Davidson, Peggy Fair, Margaret Fithian, Anna Mary Fleck, Leila Giesman, Lillian Gill. Maine Gilliland, Evelyn Griffith, Dick Hall, Catherine Hilgar, Rosalee Huskin, Ellen Jane Joyner, Eileene Judy. Glendon King, Howard Lightner, Faith McKenzie, Clifford Mathieson, Robert McKnight, Harold Milsop, Ruth Orr, Eleanor Parfinsky, Mary Louise Patterson, Johanna Poehlmann, James Porter, Hazel Rainey, Robert Sansom, Betty Sloan, James Styles, Lois Jean Walters, 0 COUNTY ROU D-UP tGrove City entered only eight events-reserving all others for the State Meet.j Thomas White, Janice Whitesell. SUBJECT PRINCIPAL ALTERNATES RESULTS-COUNTY CLASS AA Latin . . Jack Blakley . . Emel'ne Sloan . 2nd 2nd History . . Henry Collins . . Bernard Koi . 2nd 2nd Spelling . Henry Collins . . Emily Forker . lst 1st Extempore Norma Peden . . Alberta Dumbroski 3rd 2nd Essay . Blanche Bone . . Flora Buchanan 3rd 3rd Algebra . . Esther Campbell . Leaudra Thomas . 3rd 2nd English . . .Gloria Rusch . . Helen Kaufman . 2nd 21161 Gen. Scholarship .Charles McConnell . James Kennedy . 3rd 3rd 0 ORTHWESTER DISTRICT MEET' iGrove City entered no events-taking advantage of its host privileges in the State Meet.j 0 TATE CONTEST RE ULT Grove City won five first honors in the State Contest held here on April 29 and 30. They follow: Shakespearian Reading-George Harveyg Woodwind QuintetfJohn Barber loboej, Elizabeth Bishop Iflutey, Donald Lester Qbassoonj, Peggy Fair fFrench hornh, John Place tclarinetbg Girls' Ensemble-Ann Allen, Doris Akers, Gerry Lou Black, Virginia Blanchard, Margie Campbell, Anna Mary Fleck, Mary Louise Jamison, Ellen Jane Joyner, Eileene Judy, Johanna Poehlmann, Lois Jean Walters, Janice Whitesellg Girls' Chorusg Boys' Chorus. Entries which won second or third places were: String Quartet-fLois Cozad, Peter Hydu, Mary Louise Jamison, Jack Perrinej, Zndg Oboe-fJohn Barberj, Zndg Baritone Solo-fThomas Whitey, 2nd, Orchestra, 3rdg Drums--iRay Bryantl, 3rdg Mixed Chorus, 3rd. Other events entered were: Declamation, oration, poetry reading, band, brass sextet, piano solo, cornet solo, trombone solo, French horn, tuba, flute, bassoon, clarinet, violin, viola, double bass, boys' quartet, mixed quartet, girls' trio, soprano solo, tenor solo, alto solo. The distinct honor of receiving five firsts , besides several seconds and thirds --the most won by any school participating in the contests-went to Grove City this year. However, the cup awarded to the school which entered and placed in the most events was not given to the local school because it was the host. For the first time since the State Music and Forensic contests were begun eleven years ago, our school enjoyed host privileges, enabling her to engage in more events than would have been probable otherwise. The Boys' Chorus, having won first place for three consecutive years, is permitted to keep the trophy, and the Girls' Chorus hopes to be able to do the same two years hence. Page Fifty-nine THE EYES OF TL LOC WW Clt Thrilled 'Emj THE CAST John Wayne, a rancher Nancy, his niece . . Professor .... Pat Gills . . Virginia Byrd . Tommy Tinker . . George Harvey . . Peggy Fair Norman Humphrey Alberta Dumbroski Margie Campbell . Wayne Book Pudge . . . . . Bill Milner Nawa . . John Mehner Pepita . . Eleanor McLaughlin Amanda . . . . ...A Ellen J ones Ezra ..... . Clifford Mathieson Salvadore Del Santos . . Dominic Emanuel A SINISTER INDIAN, a most realistic electric storm, a fiery Spanish senorita-all these added interest to the junior-senior play entitled The Eyes of Tlaloc . The mysterious disappearance of John Wayne brought many unusual events into the lives of Wayne's niece and her friends. The wierd portrait of Tlaloc, an Aztec god, whose green eyes seemed to be alive, disclosed a secret which had kept everyone guessing throughout the entire play. Love interest was furnished by Nancy and Tommy Tucker, who turned out to be a famous professor. Page Sixty THE UT FARM Clt Drew A Crowdl HOLLYWOOD ---- was the scene of dramatic action in the annual senior play, The Nut Farm . Irresponsible Willie Barton and his movie-mad sister, Mrs. Bent, pro- vided many laughs for the large appreciative audience. Mr. Bent, wishing to try running a nut farm Cnuts like pecans, of coursej was thwarted in his desire when his wife persuaded him to invest his savings in a film starring her. Of course, the production, sponsored by the crooked Hamilton J. Holland, turned out very unfavorably: but a happy ending was achieved when Willie changed the film into a comedy. THE CHARACTERS Mrs. Barton, the mother . . Mary Gertrude McMillin Willie Barton . . . . . . George Harvey Robert Bent . . . .... Tom White Helen Bent, his wife . . . Johanna Poehlmann Ezra Sliscomb ..... . . James McAninch Agatha Sliscomb, his daughter . . Betty Jean Helsel Hamilton J. Holland . . . . . Boyd Simmons J. Clarence Biddeford . . . James Frampton Harold Van Horton . . George Griffith Hilda .... . Blanche Bone l Page Sixty -one 2 ww- f K . ' . E ,fer ' 5' 2 ww-' ..,A , .if ? ' V . 2 - 1 .V . . ul-H - 1 .- : . ' ,f -, : '.51,:'f!af1f:f 5' . .. K4 , xge Slxiy-two - Th Gold nd White - News oi Grove City High School EQUESTRIENNE T0 G0 WEST CUDDLIEST COUPLE AWARD PRESENTED T0 HELSEL, SMITH Two Students Exhibit Fine Technique In Recent Woo Pitching Contest GROVE CITY, May 9.f-A beautiful silver-plated Cupid was griven to Miss Honey Chile Helsel and Mr. Milk-Fed Smith at the end of a contest held during the past year in search of the cuddliest couple ever created. Mr. Smith and Miss Helsel out-did two other contesting couples in a Pitching a Little Woo contest held in Lovers Lane last Monday evening. The judge's vote was unanimous. The other contestants were Bud and Jo- hanna, and Butch and Ellen. Local Lady Heeds Call of Wide-Open Spaces Each Friday Miss Cora Cummison has answered the call of the wild. Every Friday afternoon she hurries home and dons her leopard skin for whatever the well-dressed Tarzaness wearsi and goes to her hunting camp. This camp is situated twelve miles north of Sandy Lake in the darkest depths of the forests. Because of her track ability, she makes this trip in thirty-two minutes flat. It's so primi- tive up there that Miss Cummison has trained a dear little deer to wash her dishes. This backwoods spot had at one time one of the world's largest saw- mills: but now where men once work- ed, olly ghosts frolic, with an occa- 1Continued on Page 671 Page Sixty-three Treks To Hubb Celebrated English Teacher Leaves For Arizona Mary Helen Forrest Continues Duties As Educator GROVE CITY, May 9.-Community Park, and more specifically the horse in the accompanying picture, were the lucky hosts to Miss Mary Helen For- rest today as she went a-riding, to perhaps lose a little something or other from here and yon. They were lucky because her days among us are definitely limited, since she has de- cided to pack her things and dash to a potential hubby in the golden city of Tucson, Arizona. Familiar and endeared to all of us, as she has been, it is difficult to be- lieve that Miss Forrest will no longer be seen in the high school. It is unanimously believed, however. by all her Grove City friends that her suc- cessful career and achievements here will be continued in Tucson although perhaps in a different manner. Miss Forrest would like the fact mentionedethat she does not intend to journey westward on the animal with which she seems to be so closely as- sociated: nevertheless, the Forrest figure will probably be kept in its usual trim in much the same manner after she arrives at her future home. Fare thee well , the high school students will soon say. Good-by, Gang , Miss Forrest will reply. And two friends will pai-t!the stu- dents and the future Mrs. Ormsby- perhaps to meet again only in the cherished memories of high school days. Miss Nancie Pancie ls Chosen Dictator Ot .lapina Republic GROVE CITY, May 9-Campaigning on the Chop Fooey ticket, Miss Nancie Pancie has been elected by popular vote to the office of Dictator in the republic of Japina. Nancie, as she is familiarly called, is noted for her masterful voice, her powerful speeches, and her gigantic right fist which she always keeps clenched in her left hand. Miss N. P. is greatly admired and feared by her QContinued on Page 653 Now q. . THE GOLD AND WHITE 0llie's Follies Disappoint Ver Small Pidience Long Rehearsals And Advertising F a il To P r o d u c e Impressive Performers After a week's performance of Ollie's Follies for Nutt's Nuttery in the town hall the show has been forced to close because only 355.4255 was made. Practice for the mighty benefit had been in rehearsal by the feminine mem- bers of the faculty of G. C. High School since school started. Also ex- tensive advertising had been made, which it was hoped would draw vast droves of people to the performance, scheduled to aid Nutt's Nuttery , his institution for the betterment of but- ternuts, hazelnuts, and Jumbo peanuts. On the first night an assorted audi- ence of the relatives of the perform- ers, plus Mr. Norman Otto Myers, was present. After the first night, the only one in the large auditorium was Mr. .Myers who was a guest paid by Miss Nancy Frew to attend the per- formance. The program was as follows: 1. Dance of the Microbes , a la Gypsy Rose Lee--tGerm free -l was in a Gym Suit.l b 2. Solo Dance- Japan versus China y - . 3. Speedy Big Apple by f-+- 4. Dance of the Little Red Robin 62 The Chicken by 1--. 5. Tiger Rairffby Tea for twof?J QFill in your own blanksj. To lVlilk a Can of Condensed Cow. . . First, we must proceed to tell you about a can of condensed milk, its ap- pearance, size, shape, and density. It is usually tin and has a paper around the outside of it, and on some cans it has a can on that can within an- other can, etc. Now, to go on with the milking which proves to be very beneficial to every farmer who probably doesn't know how to milk :L tin can, which will also prove very beneficial to every one. The first step is to pull the first lever down, which is stuafed in front of the hind one, which is be- side the one in the back which is be- hind the right f1'ont lever. This will undoubtedly give forth a river of milk, that so-called delicatessen of the every- day breakfast table. From this stage it goes through a hickey which is called a strainer by some people but by it just a centipecle in d.isguise. It is then packed in pasteboard boxes never to enjoy the touch of outdoor life after it once dissolves in a potful of coffee. Should High School . . . Girls Enjoy Smoking? Th's question is one of long standing and has and should be given consider- able concentration. It has been taken up in some of the larger schools in the country and we would, in the fol- lowing piece of news, like to give some opinions on the subject. It seems as if this question is stum- bled on about once every yearg there- fore, the readers will be able to form their own opnion whether it is the style or not for the young of this sea- son to smoke. Different views on the subject were obtained from different people, so read 'em and weep . 1All names and characters are ficticiousj. Says charming Betty Co-ed, Girls were made for the finer things of life, and smoking doesn't seem to be one of them. And now we quote prettily dressed Miss California, I think it is up to the individual girl. We now hear from Miss Alaska, Girls that smoke convince themselves that smoking is not harmful. If they realized, however, that smoking is one of our most injurious practices they might lee a little more careful about getting started. Petite Rose Marie expresses her idea, Although smoking has been in- troduced into society, I don't think a girl should smoke. Most of the boys do not care for a girl who smokes. Personality-plus Rosalie says, ' ' Some girls enjoy smoking a great deal. If such is the case they should be censored no more than the boys. And last but not least, quiet little Miss Susie Q. assures us that If a girl enjoys smoking, and does it with grace, it is all right. after all these brilliant ans- wers youse guys-and gals ought to know whether to take the platform for or against smoking. Girls, 1lon't get any more mannish and start chewing tobacco. We have enough trouble debating about smok- ll l5.'f. r. .lohnson's Daily Thoughts : fe-I don't want to get up. 6:5071 still don't want to Het UD- 7:00fI won't! 7:05fMayLe I'd better! 7 :10fZzz-zzz-zzz. 7:15-Miss Atwell howls, Bob, don't forget to shave and brush your teeth and wash your ears and neck. The Old Dutch Gleanser's on the window sill. Mr. Johnson digs his head out of the pillow and scurries down to breakfast presently, after conscientious- ly wetting his toothbrush and thinking a few thoughts. 8:00-To School! 8:15-Here come those kids again! 9:55fJournalism is the essence of something or other personified by Mr. Dye and Miss Gill fthe sweethearts of the classj. The others are Also-rains . 12 zoo- -Goodbye. 12 :05-Gulp-gulp-gulp. 12 :304Gulp-gulp-gulp. 12 :45fGulp-gulp-gulp. 12:59-Mr. Johnson gulped his last gulp. 1:00--Hi-boys and gl.l'! 4:00-So long, kids! 4:30f Pine Knot meeting. 5:00-- Pine Knot meet'ng. 5:30fClear off desk. 6 :UU fGulp-gulp-gulp. Page Sixty-four SENIUR HI-Y HATS UNUSUAL PEPPY EETI COAL BIN Dusty Eats and Speechs, Plus Grimy Quartet, Spoil Meeting Last Monday evening the Sr. Hi-Y club of Grove City met in the local coal-bin to dig up some dirt about the Tri-Hi. After open-ing the meeting with a peppy coal fight-several of the mem- bers went up in smoke. Those who remained were entertained by a speech from Mr. Mildew Millbrook Milner on The Irony of Coal , and a special quartet, composed of Inky Englehart, Bag-Pipe Moodie, Stoker Smith, and Boiler Bovard, who crooned Coal- Dust , by Cokey Carmickel. A delicious lunch consisting of Coal Pudding and Coal-Dust Cocoa was served. Since ,it was nearly midnight after everyone had their fill, Mr. Milner dismissed the meeting by leaving. Mr. Clark then shoveled 'em out. Poem Milsop. and Davidson, Jones and Per- rine Sat at a table in one long line, A Candyland table, and one much used, Where many a great man often mused. A blonde went out the door, Milsop could stand no more: Three guys left in the line, Davidson, Jones and Perrine, A brunette leaves, Davidson grieves: Leaves in the line Jones and Perrine. Girls go And so Perrine groans Leaves Jones. Jones Moans Hates Femmes Scrams. Nothing left but a Candyland table Wherenonce sat four guys strong and able: When the girls left, they couldn't stop -- Davidson, Jones, Perrine, and Milsop. --B.J. I D0n't My parents told me not to smoke- I don't. Or lisien to a naughty joke- I don't. They make it clear I should not wink At pretty girls, or even think About intoxicating drink., --I don't. To dance or flirt is very wrong- I don't VVild youths chase women, wine, and songfl don't. I kiss no girls, not even one. I do not know how it is done. You wouldn't think I have much fun. -I don't. THE GOLD AND WHITE Observations It's a great kindness to tell a woman a secret. She feels so important telling it. at ag 7? Women, Wampum, and wrongdoing are always news. sf s as It probably won't startle you to know that the average co-ed wears 9.68 square feet of lipstick each year. QA little advice for our senior girls who may go to collegej F3 Ill lk In Siberia it is customary for girls to show their affection for a man by throwing a few of their lice at him. A sort of Love me, love my louse ceremony. We have tried this procedure, but it does not quite come up to scratch - say some of our girls. In fact, some of them declare that it is quite, quite bugs. 'lf F Ik When you stop growing at both ends and start in the middle you are an adult. Many men neglect their wast- lines because they think corsets are effemdnate. Now, however. a body belt has been designed by the Anti-Trust Company, which is opposed to big corporations. This belt is called TUM. Use TUMgIt's manly. It's sell- ing so quickly that the manufacturers are living on the fat of the land. Many prominent for should we say, protuberantl teachers are now advo- cating it. bk if ? Since the Big Apple has been re- commended for those who are feeling lmipped, we decided to boost a little dance creation of our own. It is called The Little Grapefruit , and was de- signed especially for small squirts. It'll give you the pip. We have set it to waltz time because, as somebody remarked, the musicians who invent- ed swing, ought to bring their sugar to our Little Grapefruit Shower some time. Cold breeze. Students freeze. Many sneeze. And yet we come to school. Chilly winds October blows. Mothball smell In winter clothes. LUCAL AUTHORITY ADVISES CHILDREN' IN EXAMINATIONS Eight Criteria Laid Down As Absolutely Essential To Success GROVE CITY, May 9.-Mr. S. O. S. Purina, new Director of Occupation and Relief in Grove City High School, talked to the kindergarten kids yes- terday afternoon in the hind wling ad- dition and effervesced a veritable geyser of advice. ' Among other important and to-be- taken-to-heart matters fincluding a 35- minute harangue on the re-armament CContinued on Page 671 Local Athlete's Arches Fall 0n Da Of Important Eventg Numerous Hearts Are Broken MISS NANCY PANCIE lContinued From Page 631 people who always kiss the ground she walks on. She is the fifth dictator the republic of Japina has had. The other four have been g Mrs. E. Taylor, Miss Elena Johnston, Miss Mary Barber, and Mr. A. McBride. Her campaign platform was New chop-sticks for every man, woman and foo of the land. rieioii- The cow is one wonderful animal, also he is quadruped. He is same like a god-sacred to Hindu and useful to men. But he has got four legs togeth- er. Two are forward and two are af- terwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. What it cannot do? Various rokafort, butter, cream, curds, whey, kova and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he .is useful to cobbler, water-mans and mankind generally. H-is motion is slow only. That is be- cause he is of amptitudinous species. He is the only animal that extricates his feedings after eating. Then after- wards he eats by his teeth who are situated in the inside of his mouth. He is incessantly grazing in the meadows or grass. His only attacking and defending weapon are his horns. This is done by bowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be parallel to ground or earth and instantly proceeds with great velocity forwards. He has got tail also, but not like other similar animals. It has hair on the end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his whole body and chastises him unceasingly, whereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are so soft unto the touch, so that the grasses he eats would not get crushed. At night he reposes by going down on the ground and then he shuts his eyes like his relatives the horse which, does not do so. This is the cow. -B.J. Page Sixty-five Dewey Droop-Snoot, Brilliant Shot Is Lost To the surprise and horror of his many friends, Duane Droop-Snoot Davis lost the control of both his feet while slithering down an icy hill on the day of the Farrell-Grove City bas- ketball game and felled both of his tender arches with one crushing blow. The reason for his fniends' horror was that the famed athlete had been expected to go out and fight for his good old alma mammy on that eve- ning, and to clean up the floor with the skilled and husky Farrell lads. The reason for the surprise was that they didn't know how he possibly could lose control of both of his dogs fand what dogsll at once! WHY GIRLS ARE LIKE TH T I have been asked to write an article which would interest boys. The obvious result is an article about girls. Girls- a very interesting subject, if you stop to consider, or even if you don't stop to consider. It is a subject fairly under- stood by man for the creed of girls seems to be not to do what is ex- pected of them. Another thing about girls is their way of acquiring clothes. They get a new pair of shoes to match a certain dress. Then they decide that the dress is out of season or too old or some- thing and buy a new dress to re- place .it. This necessitates a new hat to match the dress. Next there are gloves and purse to match the others. Everything they buy necessitates the buying of something else. They will not wear any combination that doesn't match in every detail, but, on the other hand, it is a very good system if it works. 1t's perfectly all right for you to stand on the corner waiting for her for a half hour or so, but you just keep a girl waiting once and you will find out that it's an entirely different story. When a boy calls on a girl, ex- pecting her to be ready, she calls down the stairs, I'll be down in a minute. If your watch is stopped you might not notice how long that minute lasts: but just sit yourself down some day and see how long it lasts. Now don't take this too seriously girls, be- cause we know that you must always look your best, fsometimes this isn't so muchl and we like you better for it Mary had a little dog, The dog had lots of fleas, And everywhere that Mary went, The dog sat down and scratched. Mary had a little watch, She swallowed it one day, Now everywhere that Mary goes, Time marches on. THE GOLD AND WHITE I WONDER IF I KNOW HER .By u Nancle Pancle I first met her in the foyer, No matter what they say, She was racing 'round the corner When I came the other way: I didn't have my glasses on, So I couldn't really see That one blue eye looked north by east While the other looked at me. And afterwards in the Penn Grove, Where I'd asked her out to dine, She danced like a nervous heifer First on her feet, then on mine. Then next I tried petite Jeanne Gill, And so nothing might go wrong I pressed my suit and brushed my hair And put my glasses on. When at last I thought I'd made her I took her out to tea, I hate to tell you all the dough That Jeanny Gill cost me. But nothing lasts forever, And soon the night was o'er, I breathed a silent prayer above And left her at the door. Then as I climbed those moving stairs Up to my little ted, I swore off dames for forty years And bathed my aching head. Tranquil for forty days or more This lesson held its sway, And when I saw a fair young maid I looked the other way. Until one day she passed me by, Brown-haired, so demure and sweet, She shyly blushed and dropped her eyes When our glances chanced to meet, Her dress proclaimed her Mildred Smith A girl who cooks and sews, Who hails from gosh knows where And finds our boys too slow: So all went swell until one night Down by her white front gate, When I kissed her 'mid the shadows She said that it was fate, And spoke of our lives together, Then she let her fancy roam O'er the pleasant things we'd have When we built our little home. By divers means and deep-laid plans I escaped this awful fate: But I still shake and shiver When I pass that white front gate. So now I'm through with women, And I hope that this will last, Still I wonder if I know her - - - ' That girl who just went past. Tomatoes Everyday we have tomatoes, Every meal we have tomatoes, Big ones, little ones, red ones, yellow ones, ' Stewed ones, baked ones, sliced ones, and soupy ones. If tomatoes ever cease to grow What we'd eat I do not know, But often times I sorta wish Something would happen to this plen- tiful dish. For an appetizer we have tomatoes, Just the juice. but still tomatoes: The next course we have is usually soup 5 But lack-a-day, 'tis tomato soup. Next is the main dlish, sometimes pota- toes, But this time it's peppers, stuffed with tomatoes, Next is the salad, crisp and cool, But it's tomatoes and lettuce. Oh! how cruel! -E.F. Qian-ilu--nu1nii-11:11un--:in-'un-nn-lln:nl1mz1lu!c B0l'lg, Bong, Bgng' Bong. I Lines 'O Lingo 'I' 1 l 1llI1Ilu1nu1im-un--uu-nu-info 1 30113. Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong. Bong, Bong, Bong, ! Midnight, by golly! A skunk sat on a stump, -5 The skunk thunk the stump stunk, The stump thunk the skunk stunk. The First Idealist CAn allegory to be taken to heart by most of our Grove City boys, as an example of how he appears to the average G. G. girl.1 A jellyfish swam in a tropical sea, And he said, This world, it consists of Me: There's nothing below and nothing above fSince we've got no sight or hearing or smellj, Beyond what our single sense can tell. Now, all that I learn from the sense of touch Is the fact of my feelings, viewed as such. But to think they have any external cause Is an inference clear against logical laws. Again, to suppose, as I've hitherto done, There are other jellyfish under the sun, Is a pure assumption that can't be backed By a jot of proof or a single fact. In short, like Hume, I very much doubt If there's anything else at all without. So I come at last to the plain conclusion, When the subject is fairly set free from confusion, That the Universe simply centres in Me, And if I were not, then nothing would be. That minute a shark who was strolling by Just gulped him down in the tw-ink of an eye: But somehow the Universe-it still exists. , You Must Understand Those Little Ductless Glands By Nancie Pancie The conscientious parent, foresighted and forebearant, Who has some growing children on his hands, Must manage an alliance with the gentlemen of science Who understand the little ductless glands. When sonny sasses mother, or kicks his little brother, Or gives his morning oatmeal to the cat, He simply needs some tonic for the infantile hormonics, And you wouldn't want to spank the boy for that. His adrenals may be rusty or his thyroid may be dusty, He may have lost an 'interstitial cell, The density may vary in his small pituitary, And it's really very difficult to tell. So never fret or worry, and don't be in a hurry To spank your naughty children for their crimes, Just place your whole reliance in the miracles of science For it doesn't pay to be behind the times. l . Longing His face was eagerg eyes afire Revealed the warmth of his desire. With tender, coaxling words he tried To win the pleasure she denied. His hungry lips implored in vain, Her favor, sweet, he could not gain. Why did she toss her pretty head And answer no ! to all he said? He knew she loved him, was it right That she refuse him this delight? A little boy just can't see why His mother gives him no more pie! The laziest guy in the high school is Glendon King who handed in his ex- amination paper on which he had wnit- tfen Please see Blanche's paper for my answers. Women's styles may change, but their designs remain the same. Page Sixty-six Lament With frenzied look, and worried mien, With sighs and cries and moans be- tween, With one short piece, pride to redeem I thought I'd try a poem, Though Features guide, for such work sighs, Though not oft an editor poetry tries Though I could scarce hold ope my eyes I wanted to get home. W-ith one idea-to avoid disgrace, With but one waygto fill the space, With this one chance to save my face At last I wrote this poem. -So What? Mary had a Latin book, Its lines were nice and clean: Later teacher took a look, And found it different. LYou know what I meanl. THE GOLD AND WHITE ANTHROP0l.0GY 0R HOW T0 TELL FRIENDS FROM APES This is the first of Professor T0ut-a- coup's series on Anthropology: he will take up the startling history of the Java Man, the Peking Man, and The Piltdown Man. I. The Java Man The Java Man lived in Java 500,000 or 2,000,000 years ago and was lower than we are. He was Lower Pleistocene and Lower Quarternary and Knock- kneed. He was called Pithecanthropes fApemanJ Erectus because he walked with a slight stoop. The Java M-an consisted of a calavarium f?J, three teeth, and a femur belonging to him- self or two other Ape-men. The Java Man was more man-like than Apelike and more Apelike than Manlike. He had immense suproarbital ridges of solid bone and was conscious in spots. The spiritual life of the Java Man was low because he was only a beginner. He was just a child at heart and was satisfied with Polygamy, polygimy, endogamy, and exogamy. How he ever became extinct is beyond us. The Java Man has been called the Missing Link by those who should know. II. The Peking' Man The Pek-ing Man was discovered near Peking and was named Sinanthdopus Pikinensisu to keep certain people from calling him Peiping Tom. The skull was lovable because he left no culture and knew nothing about the Ming Dynasty, or the Ching Dynasty or the Sung Dynasty: therefore he wrote no short poems stating he got drunk and went out in a canoe and fell in. He had no imports or exports but he had fauna and flora. He had no love as We understand it because he had no gin. III. The Piltdown Man The Piltdown Man was called the Dawn Man or Balmy Ned because he was found in Great Britian. His skull was in small pieces which can be fitted together in various ways after choosing sides. This is called Badmin- ton. The manubrium indicates self- control but very little to control. The Piltdown Man had no chin but was rather toothy. It seems incredible that he had a private life, but those are just the ones who do. According to our anthropologists, the Early Irish left few skulls and the Early Scotch .left no skulls. fSee Page 87 for installment No. 23 LOCAL LADY I-IEEDS CALL fContinued From Page 63D sional mouse or two walking across your stomach while you are asleep. Early last summer, .Miss C. and a group of fellow medieval primitates fnew wordl spent three weeks at the camp hoping to do some repair work. But, alack and alas, it rained. Did it rain? It poured cats and dogs until our dedagogues had hopes for starting a zoo. However, that didn't stop our heroine from showing her guests a good time, for each day they would go out and sling mud in each other's eyes. It has been reported that this lady is quite a nimrod and right now she is just dying to meet a grizzly bear face to face. But if Miss C. expects to do the shooting, we're going home and buy a package of bacon for supper. LOCAL AUTHORITY .... fContinued From Page 655 program of the present administra- tion in Washington, he dished up the following dopefquote: With final exams close to star- board, I feel lit my bounden duty to bring you gentlemen and ladies a little advice on how to pass them, gleaned from my own poisonal experience. First-Enter the room armed with a pencil, a set of encyclopedias, and some paper for figuring. Second-Be very careful of all cribbs isome teachers won't mind, thoughj, pick a back seat that squeaks, and sample the questions. Third-Flip a coin to decide true and false answers. Throw dice to de- termine multiple choices. Fourth-Write a flattering char- acter sketch of your teacher. fDale Carnegie says that this can't fail, but did you see what Sinclair Lewis said about Carnegie? Ed. Note.J Fifth-Rip a lot of paper out of your tablet, or just use the usual white exam paper, make gliders out of them and gaily shoot them across the room. This kills time. Sixth-Ask to go for a drink. There are several reasons for this. Your girl might be loafing in the halls with another guy: or maybe you can get a bit of info while you're out. Seventh-Write answers iillegibly so that you can argue later that they were right. Eighth-Read Niel Plummer's arti- cle entitled, Is Cribbing Necessary? in last July's College Humor. It con- tains some really grand schemes for outwitting the teacher, especially the ones that were employed by the young ladies. They were fiendishly clever. Entire Facult Are At Meeting ln Near-By Park Barnes and Myers Ask Permission To .loin Select Organization Miss Barnes and Mr. Myers recently attended for the first time the regular meefihg of Bachelors and Old Maids held each Thursday evening at Me- morial Park in order to promote bet- ter understanding in America. Every single member of the high school faculty was present, even Mr. Forker broke a scarlet fever quaran- tine to attend. The meeting was opened by com- mllfllfy singing of Nobody's Sweet- heart Now. Miss M. Washabaugh gave an interesting talk on How Men ESC3Ded My Wiles . .Mlr. Johnson spoke on The Evils of the Feminine Brain . fWhat brain?J ' The meeting was closed by the group Slhglng You and I Know . Mr. Harrison: lto guy with colored glasses reading a magazinej Whatsa idea. sayin' you're blind, and now I find You reading a magazine '? Joe Barnes: Aw, I'm just lookin' at the pictures. Picture of a Pine Knotian At Work. - .......1.- .,. l An official bulletin of San Jose State college ranks love as one of the most common causes for students flunk- ing out in their examinations. Time is recommended as the only cure. Pet- ting is classed as another common cause. This could not apply to Grove City, of course. Results of a freshman poll at Prince- ton University place Chief Justice Hughes over President Roosevelt as the greatest living American , with Henry Ford running third and Colonel Lindbergh fourth. The prestige of the presidency gave way before the dignity of a work that is assumed to have noth- ing to do with politics and to demand brains and knowledge alone. An alkali is a substance without any water in it, e.g., whisky. Rural life is found mostly in the country. fFound in an exam paperj. Newspapers are useful for reporting calamities such as deaths, marriages, and the like. Co-eds at the University of Syra- cuse decided to pay for a mortgage on one of the houses by charging eds to kiss them good-night. The rate was 10 cents a smack, three for a quarter. Apparently it wasn't as good as it appeared on the surface because the prices were drastically reduced to 30 kisses for a quarter, no credit being allowed. The girls are still trying to collect an outstanding bill of two dollars. Maybe they haven't revived the fellow yet. Sunny Greenery-a smiling soph. Page Sixty-seven The editor sat very still leaning on the desk. He ranised his left eyebrow and shifted his nose from high into neutral and then into low. He thought. He twiddled his thumbs. He stuck his tongue out thoughtfully and pulled it back again. He reached his hand into his Docket and pulled out 2 quarters, a dime, 2 nickles, and 5 pennies-just enough to take he and his girl to the show and get a coca-cola with two straws. ADS WANTED: One large, rather plump man for Miss McMullen. First there, first served! FOUND: Two hearts, lost sometime Saturday night in Lover's Lane. Owners form a line at the end of Main Street. V LOST: Miss Cubbison and Mr. X on their way to Penn State. It is thought that they were kidnapped. Please re- turn them to Grove City High, if found. No reward! WANTED: Three handsome young gentleman with blue eyes and blond hair. Brunettes are preferred but red- heads will do. Please report to Miss Atwell, Miss Houston, and Miss Fl'eW. WANTED: Two beautiful musical young ladies about 5 ft. 2 in. by Mr. Johnson and Mr. Forker. Blondes are preferred. Mr. Nutt- I worked under the same boss for 10 years. Mr. Surrena- That's nothing. I'm celebrating my silver wedding anni- versary next week. THE GOLD AND WHITE Our Roving Reporter Reports - - HOLLYWOOD, Jan. 21, 1941, - fG8zWJ z Sein' sights all over the world ! Well, I saw them ! Bein' as how old Doc Smith back in Who- areyaanyhow, Pennsylvania, ordered me to travel and see the world and try to out-trot my galloping consump- tion, I scrammed out of the old burii plenty pronto. You see, I'd only been looking for one good excuse-just one -to leave the dump as flat as a snake's vest button: so when my one in a million chance came along, I snatch- ed it! It didn't take long to trek to New York, where I spent a little of each day regaining my health by vigorous walks in the park, and all of the nights losing it. But, then, I didn't mind-'cause I was sure hawin' fun. You shoulda seen me the night I breezed into a ritzy club and was shocked as straight as I'll ever be when one of my foot-loose and fancy- free eyes lit on a trio I thought I'd left behind in Pa. They were chortling a hot number that was all about love and stuff, and they were the same gorgeous femmes as ever, expeclally the fourth one on the right-or maybe I couldn't count! Anyway, when they'd finished, I hollered Anna Mary , and nothin' happened. I Howl- led Virginny. Nothin' happened. I l ,. lt's Amazing! Now dear listeners, don't get the impression that because I'm a little boy I'm a fraidy-cat but - - - It was a cold bleak night, but there was no wind and it was as still as the atmosphere around a coffin. An ice cold chill ran through me as I heard the dull crunching of snow resound in the stillness of the night, as if under a heavy foot. I lay breathless, as the foosteps continued around the four corners of the little one room cottage. A train of thought a mile long raced through my mind. Was it an animal? Was it a robber, or a kidnapper, a drunk seeking shelter, or just my own foolish imagination? If it was a thief, what did he want here? Why, bless the fellow, he de- served a prize if he could find any- thing valuable in our dwelling. If it was a kidnapper, which one was he after? My sister or me? Would he kill us if he got us? I shuddered till the bed shook violently. But in a minute I was somewhat convinced that the experience was not entirely imagination. The footsteps were approaching the door. I could hear the squeak of the plank which served as a walk to the porch. An actual step upon the porch. A pause: then slowly the screen door opened. Another pause, as if the new- comer were listening to see if anyone had been aroused by the creak of the hinges or the twang of the spring. Then there was an unmistakable grab for the door knob. But it didn't open. Another long interval before the door slowly opened, and someone stepped inside and softly closed the door be- hind him. Just at that minute my sister tossed restlessly on her cot and the intrud- er paused as if to allow time for her Screeched Jo-Hanna g and as nothin' happened I gave up with a weak Hey, girls! That fetched 'em and they came over to my table and finally, after I began to remember that now their names were Mimi, Fifi, and Woo-Woo, they unbent a little and admitted they were glad to see me--which was very nice of them. Well, after that, my New York stay was ex-cep-tion-al-ly swell! I sure hat- ed to leave my pals and hop a boat, but being a regular Viking, I took to the water like a-well-anyway, after I5 days of nothing but port-holes, rails, and medicine absolutely guaranteed to keep all the roll out of the ocean or your money back , the steamer and I limped into Hawaii, that heaven of the seven seas. If anybody ever tells you that Hawaii isn't exciting, tell 'em that they rnustn't have seen the same one that I saw! Boy, it was somepin'! Warikiki Beach in the moonlight is a lot more than just sand and water, unless you've got vinegar in your veins-and I don't! Besides, by then, I'd caught- up with Jean Adams, who is an absolute cure-all for pessimism. Wow! Well, by that time, I was due to hop my return boat-and did- and Jeannie hopped it with me. You see - - - I married the girl! to go back to sleep. I lay in a cold sweat: I was afraid to stir for my cot screeched alarmingly with every move of my body. Then I heard a sweeping over the table. He must have been looking for a lamp to light, for that is the place the lamp always occupies. Heavens! Mother had left her pocketbook on the edge of the table. What if he should discover it? My suspense was more painful be- cause I was lying with my head down so that I couldn't see toward the door. I was afraid to risk rolling over on my back. I was lying so still that my hands become numb, and every muscle was tense and strained. Sister turned again and the house was silent. Not another move was made for what seemed hours: then I heard the screech of the springs in the old easy chair that sat beside the door and I sup- posed our friendly i down to wait until had gone back to I waited silently move, but it was Then I must have cause I didn't hear When I awoke it the room was filled chill. I was about ntruder was sitting he was sure sister sleep. to hear the next not to be heard. gone to sleep be- another sound. was morning and with a cold winter to jump up, for- getting all about the strange experi- ence, when something like an invisible hand was holding me down so that I didn't rise. I glanced over at sister who was actually there and I was quite sure I was. Slowly expecting to be shot at any minute or to have some terrifying sight meet my gaze, I rolled over and glanced at the big chair. My heart leaped: it was empty. Blankly I stared at it for a full three minutes. At last I got up, inspected every inch of the room, under the cot, behind the phonograph, and outside the door, No sir, I found nothing, not so much as a foot print. Even Mother's Docketbook was undisturbed. It's un- canny! Page Sixty-eight PROBLEM: I am twice as old as Ann was when I was as old as Ann is now. When Ann is as old as I am now, I shall be 35. How old is Ann? fAnswer on Page 691 Deffy Definishuns SMOKE-Stuff which when it gets in your eyes is a song from Roberta. WEEK-END-Something one waits five days for. NIGHT WORK-That which silly peo- ple think students do. NOTEBOOK--That which one when full. HOT-A simple abode. BORN--Where cows are kept. DIPLOMA-The guy who comes to fix the sink. NOSE-Understands. LA NGUISH-Speech. TEST-TUBE-A free sample of tooth- Haste. RANCH-A tool, usually associated with a monkey. BRIDGES-A high-class word for pants tif aided by suspenders they are called suspension bridges.j PHARMACIST--One trained along agricultural lines. PEST--Opposite of future tNo cracks, please.J I'm Not Th?0nly One I'm sure you've been in a position to imagine my embarrassment. I was Dlfiklng my way among the fishing worms one very rainy afternoon. I had started without an umbrella tquite a senseless thing to do, by the wayj. Presently I was delighted to see ahead a friend of mine. She was going along quite briskly, carrying an umbrella plenty large enough for two. I search- ed my over-crowded brain for some means of catching up with her and still avoiding the fishing worms. It never occurred to my stupid self to call to her, Just as I was about to give up, a car splashed mud on my pants and slowed to a stop. It was my father. Gratefully I opened the door and slid into the front seat. I asked him to stop for Jeanne, who was the girl I had been frantically pursueing. He slowed up when we were almost beside her and she turned around with a questioning look in her eyes. You may be assured that I returned her gaze with one of an equal bewilderment. This wasn't Jeanne. She was a total stranger to me. Step on the gas, Dad! loses Mr. Bovard to young June sucking his thumb: Say, son, don't bite that thumb off. You'll need it some day when you are old enough to travel. Patronize Our Advertisers THE GOLD AND WHITE HIGH MARKS We feel that we are not over-stepping too far in printing this little editorial. It may interest a few people in the High School. Particularly is it in line with Mr. Crowther's efforts to instill char- acter and high moral ideals into the students here in Grove City. 'tThe making of high marks has been greatly over-rated in the measuring of the benefits to be derived from high-school and college training. President Nicholas Murray Butler of Columbia University, said, 'The student's capacity to pass intellectual tests should rank third . . . Evidences of his character building should come first, and evidences of his good :manners and respect and concern for others should cosme second: and these lacking, no amount of in- tellectual performance of any kind should win his advancement or graduation! We still like those people who make high first division marks. But we do feel that those students who make these marks, and by so doing believe they are receiving the ultimate in benefits to be derived from their school work, while in the meantime they disregard the real life about them, are really fooling themselves. We have a great respect for the intelligent and hard-working student. But we also have a great respect for extra-circular work. Dear Mr. President: Among the many burdens of office which he must sustain the Chief Exe- cutive of the United States carries on an extensive correspondence with dis- tressed Americans from coast to coast: and naturally there are many choice phrases to be gleaned from such epist- les. The following are some examples of what people write to Mr. Roosevelt to tell him their troubles ..... I heard that the WPA are employ- ing writers and I hereby apply for a position. I have never written any- thing so I ought to be chuck full of ideas. I am not so well, hope these lines find you the same. I can't get a fit- ting place to stay. I want you to please paper me a house of my own. Write and let me know where to come. I have told the relief board about my shape and they say it is because I live on my father's farm. Among Those Present I watched him slumping in his place, A drowsy look upon his face. I know that soon his eyes will close, And then he'll comfortably doze. How peacefully he slumbers there. I talk right on, He doesn't care. He sleeps so soundly and so well, I Wonder if he'll hear the bell! But what I wonder even more Is: When will he begin to snore? Paul Benson- Do you consider that high school boys have in the past few years? Miss M. Washabaugh- Yes, they are like bones-they're just going to the dogs. changed any Customer- Have you frog's legs? Miss Hazlett-- No sir: it's corns that make me walk this way. MOST BOYS DESIRE . . . for their girls qualifications such as consideration for others, high moral standards, honesty, health, cheerful- ness, intelligence, and a sense of humor. WHAT IS A GENTLEMAN? The London Daily Mail recently had a com petition for the best 25-word definition of what is a gentleman? Here are some A man who by his actions, ne1', or his dres A gentleman despise, women after ten years' A wife's first man. A gentleman kiss a girl with A gentleman of the better answers: never offends anyone his speech his man- S. is a male whom men love and adore-even matrimony. husband was a gentle- is one who does not his hat on. earns the respect of men, deserves the trust of women, and inspires love in children. A person who when he speaks to a woman, makes her feel she is a lady. There must be gentleman: other- wise what is the use of blondes? A gentleman is one who is never unconsciously rude. In Elizabeth's reign Parliament fre- quently interfered and urged the sov- ereign to marry, a thing it would not have dreamed of doing in the reign of Henry VIII. A survey recently showed that of those engaged in extra-curricular work the publications participants earn most, the debaters next, and athletes least. War War begets Poverty, Poverty Peace: Peace begets Plenty, Then Riches increase: Riches bring Pride. And Pride is War's ground, War begets Poverty, So goes the round. The Perfect Girl Figure . . Height 5 feet 3: weight 113: chest 33 inches: waist 24 inches: hips 35 inches: thigh ZOVI inches: calf 13114 inches: ankle 715 inches: wrist 6 inches: neck HMA inches. A true lover of music is a man who, on hearing a soprano voice in the bath- room, puts his ear to the keyhole. Page Sixty-nine Great Read A survey of great men in history discloses that ninety per cent were widely read. Almost every biography has a statement to this effect: In his youth he spent long hours reading every bit of print that fell into his hands. Lincoln's story of reading by firelight is famous, Franklin, when working in a printer's office, took two or three books home each evening and read them over-night that he might return them the next morning. Bacon took all knowledge for his province. It has not been merely literary men who have read so diligently, for litera- ture insplres more in a man than com- position. Reading what other men have done. thought or experienced sets the mind into ,action, the imagination of fire: one's aspect mis broadened, and one begins to look at life with a more steady, balanced viewpoint. Soon self-confidence and self-respect follow, though humble one may be. Knowing this, the high school stu- dent should inspect the amount of his reading. How many books and articles has he or she read that have not been required? What readiing has he done for the pleasure gained, other than College Humor and the Sunday comics? Few persons could answer these questions favorably. Their usual reply would be, There is too little free time after studying is done. We won't grow mentally weary with too much study. But is not reading a recrea- tion if the selections are interesting -and valuable? Furthermore, with continuous read- ing, the rate of speed increases, and consequently study of texts would re- quire less time. The style and ideas of writers are grasped almost unconsci- ously by the reader, aiding him or her to express personal ideas more clear- ly and compactly. A large vocabulary soon develops. Surely these gains are not to be ignored. They are an asset, no mat- ter where the scene or what the busi- ness. Perhaps we could encourage a few more high school boys and girls to learn to read. ANSWER: The difference between Ann's past age and my present age amounts to twice the difference in our ages. Ann's past age was twice that difference. When a period equal to that difference shall have elapsed my age will be five ti difference. One fifth of , which is the difference in our ages. Thus, I am 28 and Ann is 21. Seven years ago I was 21 and Ann was 14. B. J. Sayszi mes that 35 is 7 A bachelor is either a looks before he leaps and stays where he is: or one who thinks a lot about marriage and the more he thinks about it, the less he thinks about it. FASHION ITEM The first woman in the world to get her gowns from Palais was Helen of Troy. man who Three One minute! Two minutes! minutes! Four! Five! But why worry? These lengthy history talks merely de- lay the next. THE GOLD AND WHITE Shouts 'n Murmurs Is Janet Benson still teaching Johnny how to dance? Maybe they can go to the Prom next year, huh? ,Memories of basketball games still cling to us-remember' how Midge D. always looked so angry, while Bill sat behind her and coaxed, Aw, please let me take ya home, Midge? And Mary A. sat watching the good-look- in' drummer, and Jean Gill sharing her candy bars with Jack McG. 7 And Jack P. walking a different girl home after every game? Shirley H. seems to be that 'one in a million' who can catch any boy, at least, no one disputes her title since she hooked Dave K., a confirmed woman hater. Have you seen Al lately? Al who ? Alcohol. Kerosine him yesterday. Hasn't benzine since. Gasoline against a fence and take a Naptha. Lucy A.a Can this coat be worn out in the rain ? Fur salesman- Lady, did you ever see a skunk carry an umbrella? A high school is an institution in which children play and rest until they become hopeless, then they are ad- mitted to a college. From a recent survey of the girls of G. C. H. S. Bill Milner was unani- mously voted the slowest lwalkerl in the school. Bill proved his title well- earned by taking three hours to walk from the high school across the college campus. Who was he with or could it have been he was concentrating or something or stuff? Mickey McCamant is being placed in the ancient Hall of Fame along with Aristotle, Plato, and Cato for daily philosophies. Some of his outstanding sayings are- As Tiny Tim said, and will say again , God bless us every- one , Go soak your head in a bucket of oil , and others too numerous to mention. Johanna Poehlman believes that there is two sides to every question-hers and the wrong side. We don't know if a haircut cam- paign has been launched for men or not, but haven't you noticed some pe- culiar methods of rearranging mar- celled locks? Red! Red! Bulls! More Excitement! More adventure! More inappropriate hiking costumes. She-I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth. He-Aw, why not? She-There wouldn't be any minis- ter. To be correct in Latin, one expresses it: to move-to take your feet away. That would be a good practice in the classroom at least. Miss McCoy: What's that peculiar odor around here this morning 7 Bob Allen: Probably just the dead letters, M'am. HDW FOUTBALLS ARE MADE. . . BY BILLY BLO' In these days of short skirts and keg-lined cans, footballs are passed, puntfed, and lateralled aimlessly about, and small wonder too! Do you know how a football is made? Well, it's high time you found out, so just sit down on that stool without disturbing the stool pigeons underneath and I'll remedy the situa- tion. A football is an oval piece of air around which the skin of a pig has been wrapped. Everyone knows that, don't they? But what few people seem to realize is that you can't use just any air for footballs. Horrors, no! You've got to have a special kind of air. It has to be superheated and cooled, under high pressure too, so that it can stand punishment without getting dents in it. When Congress is in session, air from the House of Re- presentatives is the best football air you can get. It shows ability to take punishment. Air from politicians or teachers will suffice, but is not pre- ferable. This Congress air, or whichever kind you are using, is sliced into rectangu- lar blocks and shipped to the fac- tory in specially built football coaches. A spacious football coach can hold a great deal of hot air. At the factory these bloc:-1 are broken into con- venient pieces with croquet mallets, cut into the familiar oval shape, and placed on the assembly line. Meanwhile in another part of the plant, pigs are busy shedding their skins and trucking on down to the minced ham department. Once in a while you will find a stubborn little porker who refuses to shed his skin. These little rebels are sent into the Boris Karloff room where a workman makes faces at them and scares them out of their hides. The skins are then cut into the pro- per shape and stretched tightly over the oval hunks of air as they come down the assembly line. After that there's nothing to it. The footballs go thru the Milner joke department where they're soon in stitches and ready for any fate. Several new-type footballs have found favor this last season. There's the glider type which shoots out two wings when it is kicked and has been known to soar out of the stadium. If you're afraid of intercepted passes, there's the porcupine football which sprouts quills whenever an opponent touches the ball: also the concealed grip type. When a runner receives the ball from center he simply pulls out what looks like a suitcase handle and carries the pigskin as he would a satchel. It's probably impossible to fumble this ball. If you wish to know more about footballs send a half dollar to your nearest college and demand a quarter back-wow! Cur Advertisers l-lave Done MUCH Toward Ma king This Book Possible Remember Them FLASH! In cooperation with the Cooperative Music Association and what have you, Ed, Giovanni Martinelli Dye has kindly consented to lend his awe-inspir- Page Seventy PHILOSOPHY By The 'Ihree Esquirettes We like boys, We don't know why, They make noise And make us cry. CHORUS: Cry, Baby, Cry. Boys like us And we know why, We never fuss, We never cry. CHORUS: Smile, Baby, Smile. We dance like dreams, We kiss like Loy, We use no creams, We get our boy. CHORUS: Dance. Baby, Dance. We sing like birds We flirt like West, In spite of words, We do our best. CHORUS: Twitter. Baby, Twitter. We swing like Wright, We truck like Raye, We do all right, In our own little way. CHORUS: Oh, you kid, you! Boys like us. You wonder why, We like boys, Oh, my! Sigh, Sigh. CHORUS: How'd you like to love us? ing voice to the ears of the music- loving public for a series of concerts next winter, fall and summer. The tickets have been sold out for two years in advance and then some fwe hopej. It was with the greatest diffi- culty that this well-known personality was able to be obtained. ALBERTH, MILDRED Tri-Hi-Y Girls' basketball A Capella Girl's chorus ALLEN, ELSIE Tri-Hi-Y Class athletics ALLISON, CLARIDEL ANNABLE, JAMES Hi-Y Science club ANDERSON, RUTH North Quincy High Girls' basketball Tri-I-Ii-Y ARNER, BONNETTA ATWELL. DONALD Wrestling Class athletics BA BCOCK, HAROLD Class athletics Orchestra BAER, PAUL Class athletics BAILEY, ERLA BARRON, PAUL Class athletics Boys' chorus BEATTY. LOIS Wesley High School BELL, FRED Class athletics BENSON, PAUL One-act play Junior-Senior play Basketball manager Class athletics Volleyball Street guard BICKLE, MARGARET BLANCHARD, VIRGINIA Tri-Hi-Y Athletic Council Girls' Ensemble Mixed quartet Girls' basketball Junior-Senior play One-act play Playday A Capella Girls' chorus BOBBITT, JAMES 1-2-3 1-2 4 Z-3-4 2-3-4 1-4 3-4 3-4 1-2-3 4 4 1-2-3-4 1-2-3-4 1-2-3-4 2-3-4 I-2-3-4 1-2-3-4 2 1-2-3 2-3-4 1-2 2-3- 3 4 1-2-3-4 4 4 1-2-3-4 1-2- 3-4 4 2 1-2-3-4 3 1 1-2-3 3-4 2-4 enior Activities BONE, BLANCHE COOK, FRANK Tri-Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 Basketball 1-2-3-4 Science club 2-3-4 Volleyball 4 Pine Knot staff 1-2-3-4 Senior B. B. coach 4 Senior play 4 Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 Music-Literary contest 2-3 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Round-up 1-2-3-4 Track 2-3-4 Tumbling 2 Play 1 BOVARD, EUGENE Football manager 3 Hi,Y 1-2-34 Track manager 1-2 Football 1-2-3-4 Track 2 Wrestling 2-3 CORCE' MIKE Class athletics 2-3-4 BOVARD, GERALD v Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 COULTER. ESTHER Play 2 Sha club 4 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 W ' I l' -4 Trlif mg 3-4 COULTER, RUTH Football 1-2-3-4 T!-i-Hi-Y 4 Football captain 4 Athletic council 1-2-3-4 Play day 1 Girls' basketball 1-2 BOWDEN. EDWARD Girl's chorus 2-3-4 Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 1-2-3-4 Band COULTER, WAYNE Wesley High school 1-2-3 BRAINE, PAUL ' ' 3-4 Evobiiiiixg 4 CRAWFORD, ROBERT Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 BRANDT, HOWARD CROUSE, DOROTHY Basketball 2-3-4 Meadville Hligh school 1-2 Class athletics 2-3-4 A Capella 4 Junior Play 3 Sha club 4 Girls' chorus 4 BREESE, ANNA JANE Gil-ls' basketball 1 D'AM0RE- GRACE BREESE, VVILLIAM DAVIS- 5-TTY 3 4 Football 2-3-4 GPH- ea ef ' Class athletics 2-3 H1-Y . 1'2-3'4 Track '2-3-4 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Track 4 Street guard 4 BROWN, CLINTON Wrestling 1-2-3-4 TT Track M-4 DeCARLO, lg-SJRZE. A 1 2 3 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 C1225 at etlcs ' ' Hi-Y Q 4 fumbling 2 IJENIKER, CLARENCE Class athletics 3-4 BRYANT, RAY Hi-Y 1 1-if DENIKER, ROBERT Band ' Class athletics 2-3-4 Special gym 2-3-4 CAMERON, WILLIAM Class athletics 1-2-3-4 DUNN, LEWIS Orchestra 2-3-4 Track 4 CAMPBELL, LOUISE DYE' EDWARD Science club 2-3-4 CATHERS, EUGENE Qofglgflla 2-Z Wesley High school 1-2-3 pine Knot Staff 4 Class athletics 4 Boys' quartet 4 President Science Club 4 COKAIN, RUTH Orchestra 1-2-3 Wesley High school 1-2-3 ECCLES, HARRIETT Junior Tri-Hi-Y 1 COLICCIO, ANNA A Capella 4 English contest 1 Girls' chorus 3-4 Page Seventy-one ENGLEHART. WILLIAM GREGGS, NAOMI HO LTER, BRENTON Secretary Jr. Hi-Y 1-2 Playday 2 Hi-Y Secretary Sr. Hi-Y 3-4 Track Basketball 1-2-3-4 C1 'hl t' I, Student Council 3-4 GRIFFITH- GEORGE ass at 6 W Senior class treas. 3-4 Hi-Y 2-3-4 Track 1-2-3-4 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 1 Track captain 4 Plays 1-2-3-4 HUF F' FRED Xolleyballh 4 Street guard 4 lass at etics 1-2-3-4 Mixed chorus 2 Special gym 2 Band 2 HUME' PERCY Sophomore B. B. coach 4 Boys' chorus 2-3-4 HUSING, EDWARD ENGLE' RICHARD HAMELLY, EMMA Class athletics Jr. Varsity Basketball 1-2 ala? athletics HAM-ILTON, LAURA Northwestern 3-4 1? .qflipfgla 2 2 HUSKIN' ROSALEE Sr. Play 4 ll' ,1' '3' A Capella Girls basketball 1-2-3-4 Orchestra Play 3 FASCETTI, LYDIA gljgfgflgym Q HYDU PETE Girls' chorus 3-4 ' FLEOK, ANNA MARY 25622 132235 Tri-Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 HARVEY, GEORGE A Capella Secretary Tri-Hi 4 Track. 3-4 String quartet Class athletics 1-2-4 Tumbling 3 Class 3thl9t1CS Pine Knot Staff 2-3-4 Volleyball I 4 Contests Contests 2-3-4 Class athletics 3-4 Orchestra Science club -4 Hi-Y 3-4 Boys' chorus 3 Junior play 3 ?9ngPf Dlfi-Y :ii Girls' Ensemble 2-3-4 1'-' F' PHY ' A C ll 3-4 One-act play 3 IFFT, EVALYN 0,-chzgg-aa 1-2-3-4 Cheer leader 3-4 G. 1 , b k tb ll Gi,-ls' chorus 2-3-4 Shakespeare reading 4 Sgeice 3515, a FORKER, EMILY HAZQEEL EVM? 3 4 JONES, ELLEN U J UHCI ' Class play 1-3 Plays 1-3 Mt. Vernon High Pine Knot staff 3 Tri-Hi-Y 2-3-4 Tri-Hi-Y Play Day 2-3-4 Girls' basketball 1-2-3-4 Science club Trli-Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 Play day 3-4 Science club Sec'y. President Jr. Tri-Hi 2 Athletic Council 4 Jr.-Sr. Dlay Girls' basketball 1-2-3-4 Orchestra 3-4 Athletic council 1-2-3-4 Secretary A. C. 1 KECK, PAUL Treasurer A. C. 2 HEASLEY, JOSEPHINE C1 1 thl t.. Vice-president A. C. 3 Tri-Hi-Y 2-4 Stgigt iruaiscs President A- C- 4 Girls' basketball 1-2-3-4 Contestg A Capella 4 Track Girls' cho u 3-4 FRAMPTON, JAMES r S -limiof Hi-Y 1-2 I-IEASLEY, MARY LOUISE IXELLY' VIRGINIA Treasurer Jr. Hi-Y 2 T I. H. Y 1 2 3 4 Tri-Hi-Y Class athletics 1-2 lL' 1' ' ' ' Girls' basketball Senior play 4 Literary club 4 H d I Gil-ls' basketball I-2-3 Gfin, D0 0. Hand D010 4 uls cholus GAHAGAN, JANE K A Capella 4 l-IELSEL, BETTY JEAN ENNEDY' JAMES Girls' Chorus 3-4 Senior play 4 Round-up JI'.-Sr. play 3 Class athletic' 1-2-3-4 GILDERSLEEVE, CARL gr. Tri-Hii-Y 5 1-3 KING, GLENDON Cl hl t' 1- lie-act D HYS - . ass at elcs 2 Girls' chorus 2 H1-fm tl ass a elcs A Capella GILL' JEANNE HOAGLAND, ESTIIER llalqysli qual-beet T.--H--Y 1-2-3-4 .- .- - - - IXBY quar e Allliletic Council 4 lbgsketball 1 2 BOYS cholus Honorary Varsity 3-4 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 girly iiiayt t ff 1 2 HOCKENBERRY, ROBERT KCI' BERNARD me T10 S 8 - - - 1 A, hl t- 1-2-3,4 Pennfield High School glial? t 5-3 C ass at e ics Basketball Yi 95 S ' Cl f tb ll Girls' chorus 2-3 HOFFMAN, ELLIS ass 00 a LESNETT, MILDRED GILLS, LEONA HOGG, CLEO W I H. h h 1 Tl-i-I-Il-Y 2-3-4 N Shis 'ilfublg sc 00 Athletic Council I-2-3-4 H01-P-Db. BERTHA Secretary Sr. class 3-4 Playday 2'3'4 HOLMES' ELEANORE LEWIS KATHERINE Girls' basketball 1-2-3-4 Tri-H1-Y 1-2-3-4 ' A Student Council 3-4 Girls' basketball 1-2 Mt. Vernon High Sec'y. Student Council 4 Contests 2-3-4 Sr. Tri-Hi-Y Page Seventy-two 2-3-4 3-4 l-2-3-4 1-2-3-4 4 4 4 4 4 3-4 1-2-3-4 4 2-3-4 4 2 4 1 2-3-4 3-4 4 4 1-2-3-4 4 2 3 1-2-3-4 2 4 2 4 1-2 1-2-3-4 2-3-4 3 4 3-4 1-2-3 4 4 1-2-3 4 1-2 3-4 LETZ, GEORGE Mt. Vernon High 1 Sr. Hi-Y 3-4 Science club 2-3 String quartet 3 LIGHTNER, HOWARD Class athletics 1-2-3 Track 3 A Capella 3-4 Northwestern 3 Contests 3-4 Boys' chorus 3-4 LIGHTNER, ROTHA Tr-i-Hi-Y 2-3-4 A Capella 4 Girls' chorus 3-4 LITTLE, STELLA Girls' basketball '2 Hand polo 4 Sha club 3-4 Girls' chorus 3-4 LONG, BETTY MCANINCH. JAMES One-act Dlay 1 Senior play 4 Class athletics 1-2 M-CCAMANT, JAMES Basketball 1-2 Track 2'3'4 Volleyball 4 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Science club 2-3-4 Hi-Y 2-3-4 MCCANN, CHRISTENA MCCAUSLIN, GLADYS MCCAUSLIN, MILDRED McCLUNG, MARGIE Hand polo 4 Girls' basketball 4 McCONNELL, CHARLES Declamation 1-2-3-4 MCCONNELL, DELBERT Track 1-2-4 Class athletics 1-2-4 MCGILL, JACK Football 2-3-4 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Track 2-3 Street guard 4 Hi-Y 4 McKAY, KATHRYN MCMILLIN, JMARY GERTRUDE Tri-Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 Girls' basketball 1 Round-up 2 Sr. play 4 McNEISI-I, JANE Girls' basketball 2 MEYER, JOE One-act play 1 Hi-Y 2-3-4 Science club 2-3-4 Wrestling manager 2-3 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Street guard 4 MILLER, HELEN MILNER, MILLIAM Football 1-2-3-4 Basketball 1-2 Student Council 1-2-3-4 Pres. Student Council 4 Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 President Jr. Hi-Y 2 President Sr. Hi-Y 4 Pine Knot staff 4 One-act play 3 Jr.-Sr. play 4 President Sr. class 4 MITCHELL, IVAN Science club 3-4 Industrial arts club 4 Literary club 4 MONTGOLEERY, MARION Tri-Hi-Y I-2-3-4 Northwestern 3 Contests 3 MOODIE, STANLEY Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 Football 2-3-4 Wrestling 1-2-3-4 One-act play 3 Hi-Y treasurer 4 Wrestling captain 4 MOON, LUCILLE Hand polo 4 Jr. Tri-Hi-Y 2 Sha club 3-4 MOORE, WALTER Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Basketball 1-2-3-4 Track 3-4 Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 Vice-president Sr. class 4 Volleyball 4 MORLEY, LOUISE MORRISON, JAMES Hi-Y 1-3-4 Class play 3 Compton High school 2 MYERS, WILFORD Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Jr. Hi-Y 1-2 Volleyball 4 ORR, RUTH Tri-Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 One-act play 3 Science club 4 A Capella 4 Girls' chorus 1-2-3 OSBORNE, ISABEL PAINTER, CARL Class athletics 2-3-4 Page Seventy-three PARFINSKY, STELLA Athletic Council Girls' basketball Sr. Tri-Hy-Y Cheer leader Play day Honorary varsity One-act play Girls' chorus PARKER, MADGE Tri-Hi-Y Girls' Ensemble PATTEN, EMMA PEARSON, MARTHA PEDEN, RICHARD Science club Industrial arts club Literary club Band POEHLMAN, JOHANNA Girls' Ensemble A Capella Jr.-Sr. play Sr. play Girls' basketball Sr. Tri-Hi-Y Science club RAYMER, DOROTHY REAGLE, ROBERT Hi-Y Science club Basketball manager Class athletics 2-3-4 1-2-3-4 3 3-4 1-2-3-4 2-3-4 3 2-3 1-2-3-4 2 1-2-3-4 3-4 4 2-3-4 2-3-4 2-3-4 3 4 1-2-3-4 3-4 2-3-4 1-2-3-4 1-2-3 1-2-3 1-2-3-4 REEGER, EVA MAE Girls' basketball 1 Hand polo 4 RICHARDS, KENNETH Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Hi-Y 1-2-3 RICHARDSON, WILLIAM Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Track 4 Jr.-Sr. play 3 RIDDLE, ESTHER Clintonville High 1-2 Girls' basketball 3 RIDDLE, SHIRLEY Clintonville High 1-2 Girls' basketball 1-2-3-4 Mushball 1-2 Play 1-2 RIDEOUT, DALE Jr. Varsity B. B. 1 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Class sports official 3-4 Var. Wrestling mgr. 3-4 Var. Football mgr. 4 SH AFFER, LORETTA SHAWGO. ALBERTA Jr. Tri-Hi-Y 2 A Capella 4 Girls' chorus 3-4 SIMMONS, BOYD Homer City High Class athletics Hi-Y Street guard Sr. play SIMON, ESTHER Tri-Hi-Y Vice-pres. Jr. Tri-Hi Secretary Sha club Girls basketball Girls' chorus A Capella SMITH, BETHEL SMITH, CLIFFORD Football Basketball Basketball captain Hi-Y Track SMITH, MI LDRED Wesley High school Sha club SNYDER, MADGE Endeavor High school Tri-Hi-Y Sr. Girls' B. B. Mgr. Girls' chorus SNYDER, VIRGINIA Girls' basketball A Capella Girls' chorus SPENCE. WILLIAM Hi-Y Science club Contests Class athletics Track manager Boys' chorus STEWART, KATHERINE Tri-Hi-Y Athletic council Girls' basketball Play day Cheer leader 1 2-3-4 4 4 4 1-2-3-4 1-2 4 2 2-3 2 1-2-3-4 1-2-3-4 4 1-2-3-4 2-3-4 -2-3 1 4 1-2-3 4 4 1-2-3 1-3 4 2-3-4 1-2-3-4 3 2-3 2-3-4 3-4 Z-3-4 1-2-3-4 2-3-4 1-2-3-4 2-3-4 4 STUTZMAN, PAUL WELTON, JOSEPHINE Tri-Hi-Y 1 Girls' basketball 1 WHITE, DOROTHY NVHITESELL JANICE Hi-Y 1-2-3 Vice-pres. Jr. Hi-Y 2 Science club 2 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Volleyball 4 TAYLOR, ELEANORE Tri-Hi-Y I-2-3-4 Girls' basketball 1-2-3-4 Play day 3 A Capella 4 Play 3 Girls' chorus 3-4 TOWNLEY, BEULAH Girls' basketball 1-2 Hand polo 4 TURNER, HOWARD Class ath'etics 1-2-3-4 Street guard 4 UBER, JOSEPH Tri-Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 Science club 2-3-4 A Capella 2-3-4 Girls' ensemble 2-3-4 String quartet 1-2 Pine Knot staff 1-2-3 Orchestra 2-3-4 Girls' chorus 2-3-4 WHITE, TOM ' Sr. play 4 Football 2-3-4 Hi-Y 2-3-4 Pine Knot staff 3-4 Mixed quartet 2 A Capella 3-4 Boys' chorus 2-3-4 Boys' quartet 4 Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Track 3-4 UBER, ROY Football 1-2-3-4 Special gym 1-2-3-4 Track 1-2-3-4 C0-captain track team 4 Basketball 2 VAN VERTI-I, CATHERINE A Capella ' 4 Girls' chorus 3-4 VAN VERTH, JOHN Class athletics 1-2-3-4 Street guard 4 WADSWORTH, DON Hi-Y 1-2-3-4 Science Club 1-2-3 Class athletics 1-2-3 Band 2 Boys' chorus 4 Page Seventy-four WIGTON, NORMA Slippery Rock High 1 Butler High 2-3 WILSON, AGNES Sha club 4 WILKINS, JAMES Science club 1-2-3-4 Hi-Y 3-4 WILLIAMSON, WILLIAM Class athletics 3-4 WOLFORD, OPAL ZENOBI, JOHN Class athletics 1-2-3-4 HARBISON CHAPEL Grove City College Page Seventy-five Y E R S DeFrance's 8888888888 8888888 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Departmf-21'1tlSt0r'e Cut-Rate Drug Store Grove City, Pa. Grove Clty Pa - - S. Broad St. Broad , . THE GUY IN THE GLASS When you get what you want in your struggle for pelf, And the world crowns you king for a day, Then go to the mirror and look at yourself. And see what that guy has to say. For it isn't your father, or mother or wife, Who judgment upon you must pass. The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life Is the guy staring back from the glass. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear up to the end, And you've passed your most danger- ous, difficult test If the guy in the glass is your friend. You may he like Jack Horner and chisel a plum, And think you're a wonde1'ful guy, But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. You can fool the whole world down the pathway of years, And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heart- aches and tears If you've cheated the guy in the glass. ,. Q I D. S. Peden Cfip' ,101 ' JEWELER WIISOH Co. Grove City Page Seventy-six 8888888 I ISI ISISIXIXIQIXIXIXIQIX 'I2I'IXI2I2I 88 888888888888888888888 8 888888 88888888888888888888 88888f GALLOWAY'S SPORTING GOODS A PORT FOR THE SPOPT 949 South Bioad St. , x, -A . ,8888888 8 8 88888888 88888 8 88 888888888888888888888888 An Invitation .... Penn Grove Hotel Q Grove City Pa. J. P. DILLLY, ,Manager Special Sunday Dinner-81.00 I Special Luncheons-600 I Room Rates-351.50 to 82.50 IIXII XI Xl!! lzlzltlzlxlzlzl I I I I Izlxl I l3I:I2I.I!l Izl Iflz I: 7 ' n X, 88 88888 IMAGININGS Mr. Surrenaga big feudal knight .Miss Burgess-radio announcer Mr. Crowtherfa sailor Miss Frew-Max Schmeling Miss Taggart-as Alley Oop Lunch Room-mass meetings of Sovi- ets. You can tell a freshman by his wide and vacant stareg You can tell a junlior by his high and mighty airg You can tell a senior by his caps and gowns and such: You can tell a sophomore-but you can't tell him much. Now in case anything should go wrong with this experiment . said Mr. Nutt, Professor of chemistry, we and the laboratory will be blown sky high. Now, come a little closer, boys, in order that you may follow me. There was a young lady from Niger, Who smiled as she rode on a tiger, They came hack from the ride With the lady inside, And the smile on the face of the tiger. I oo I N I o I oo I oo I of I N I N I oo I ov I of A I of I N I N I N I I M I QQ I I A I 9 I DANGER IN KNOWLEDGE Before I heard the doctor tell The danger of a. kiss I considered kissing you The nearest thing to bliss. But now I know Biology I sit and sigh and moang Six million Mad Bacteria- I thought we were alone. -J. M. D0 you know the big girl in high school who is so big her shadow looks like a crowd following her around? Yep! And you guess who the fellow is who is so thin that if he stood sidewise in class he'd be counted ab- sent. Can't I take your order for one of our encyclopedias T asked per agent. No, I guess not, said Mr. Letz. it a few the dap- I might be able to use times, but my son graduates from high school in June. Bill Milner: I have heard that you are singing in the church choir now . Anna Mary: Yes, last Sunday I sang, 'I Shall Not Pass This Way Againf and the congregation seemed to like it. very much. XlzI.I IXIXI IzltlxlzlxIXIXISI:lzlzlzlxlzlzlzlzlt Lincoln Meat Market N. W. DUNLAP, Prop. I Corner of Lincoln Avenue and North Broad Street I Fresh and Cured Meats I Bell Phone 226 8888888 fo I oo 2I3IZl!lZlZlXlXlXl!lXl!lXl2lZIZIZIZl!l2l2l2l2lXlZl.l. 88888888888888888888 8888 8888888 88 888888888888888888 BROAD STREET GARAGE H A WALTERS Sz J A WILLIAMS Studebaker Dodge Plymouth Sales and Service Gulf Gasoline and Oil v .-'-z-:-z-z-z-z-:-x-:-:-:-z-z-:-z-:-z-z-. 88 88 Complete Service on all Cars Storage 104 NORTH BROAD STREET I 88 58888888888 888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888884 Page Seventy-seven GRO gg ff 1 'ii ' ' 1 l ,,f ' ' ..,. , ,,.,.. 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UA gentleman, considerably intoxi- cated, came home to his apartment and turned on the hot water to take a bath in-and he would have been scalded to death, only I happened to be the jan-itor of the building and there was no hot water. -Juicy Joe The roadster skidded around the cor- ner, jumped into the air, knocked down a lamp post, narrowly missed a couple of children, swerved back into the road, smacked three cars, ran against a stone wall and stopped. A high- school girl climbed out of the wreck. Darling, she exclaimed, that's what I call a kiss! GURGLE CRUSSIANJ Owata jollitimiv ad, Sinci tooklevov mioldad! Owata merricoviv bin- Iv spenta nofu l0t0Vtin Love is sweetlebut who wants dia- be'fes'I The telephone rings. Big Sister: If it's for me tell them I'm not home. Young Brother: Well-All right. Hello! No! She isn't home. Did you say will she be home tomorrow? Just a minute, I'll have to ask her. Wanta neck ? HNOV, You could use some backbone. Thank you. 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I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I GREAT SAYINGS By A Hi School Prof. Education is the linculcation of the incomprehensible into the ignorant by the incompetent. 'I'I-IE SWEETEST WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE: 1. I love you. 2. Dinner is served. 3. Keep the change. 4. All is forgiven. 5. Sleep 'till noon. 6. Here's that five And The Saddest: 1. External use only. 2. Buy me one. 3. Out of gas. 4. Funds not sufficient 5. Rest in peace. 6. Dues not paid. Mrs. Surrena inveigled her hus- band into minding the children one Saturday afternoon while she went shopping. Upon her return he handed her a slip of paper reading as fol- lows: No. of drinks of Water given to the children .... . 23 Ansl-:Aw I ' All Prize-Winners There was a young girl of Berlin Who was most appallingly thin That when she essayed To drink lemonade She slipped downk the straw and fell in. yr is There was an old Scotehman McDougall VVho invented strange ways to be frugal He learned how to sneeze In the various keys Thus saving the price of a bugle. tWhat did he want with a bugle anyway?l -x 4 is There was a young girl from Fort Rush Who, when asked what she read replied, Hush, I have happened to chance On a novel from France And I hope it will cause me to blush. Some people won't even spare Presi- dent Roosevelt. Among the lines of a play entitled I'd rather be Right , a play satirizing' prominent American public officials, are the following: If I'm not elected And the worst comes to the worst, I'll never die of hunger, I'll never die of thirst, I've got one boy with Du Pont And another one with Hearst. No of times cautioned against crossing: the road . . . . 16 No. of times children were rescued from the road . . . 13 N . ' . . ' . NZ. 'Si 222122 T335 mid . ii Father -, When I was 21 boy, I No. of times I will mind the child- thought nothing of a ten-mile walk. ren ,in future I I 1 0 Son - Well I d0n't think much of it myself. I I Q THE - BEST . IN . 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SHILLITO Cleaners 81 Dyers I PHONE 94 CURRY'S GOOD CONFECTIONS HEPE SINCE 1905 NS SXNNSXXSSSXSSSSSSS Shaffers N :I:IzI2I:I2IzI:I.IzI ,IzIzI:I,I O - 9 OO n O I Grove City s Exclusive Wallpaper and Paint Store I ' l2l2l2l'l3l3l2l Z el!!! I' E. L. Burdick Sz Son I MEN'S and BOYS CLOTHING I FURNITURE I Two Stores Crescent Gift Shop Gifts of All Kinds THE GOLD AND WHITE Romance of Bimbo the Bedbug CB5' W illyumb It's morning, Bimbo, the bedbug parts the heavy whiskers of Mr. Grum- plepuss, where he has been sleeping, and emerges into the sunlight. He makes his way around Grumplepuss' nose and down past his ear. Upon alighting on the pillow, Bimbo starts down its main crease ioward the sheet level of Bedville. Bimbo is the cream of the crop in the eyes of all the fairersexed bed- bugs of Bedville, and as he strides down the town's principle wrinkle he arouses much attention among the fair lady bugs. But Bimbo is oblivious to them, for he has eyes for only one: and he is on his way to see her now. Presently he comes upon her, his diminutive little sweetheart, Lillydip. But she is talking to Bingbong, his arch rival, and whenever Bimbo and Bingbong come together, all the moth- ers take their baby bedbugs far away. As he approaches them, Bingbong deliberately spits in Bimbo's eye. Bimbo, infuriated, picks up a but- tered cracker crumb and hurls it at Bingbong. Boys, boys! cries Lillydip. Can't you please settle your rivalry in a nice way 7 Now both Bimbo and Bingbong are gaga over Lillydip, so they decide to settle the matter in a nice way-for her sake. I'll challenge you to a ha.i1'-pulling contest , says Bingbong. O, K. says Bimbo. Then Bingbong lays down the rules. We'll pull the hair out of Grum- plepuss' head, around his ears. After we've pulled them for ten minutes, we'll lay them out in a string. The one with the longest string of hairs gets Lillydip. The other one leaves town. O. K. , says Bimbo. Lillydip can keep time. Here we must pause in order to acquaint the reader with a few of the customs and things of Bedville. First, perhaps you wonder how Bimbo and Bingbong could pull hair out of Grum- plepuss' head without waking him. The manner in which they do this is very ingenious. They grasp the hair at the top and the middle. If it is sufficiently dirty, as Grumplepuss' always are, it can be bent in a. couple of places to form the shape of a crank. Then the hair is deftly screwed, or rather, crank- ed out of the head, causing no pain whatever to the owner. Another thing that puzzles you, is how a bedbug can keep time. Per- haps not all bedbugs cang but the Bed- ville bedbugs are experts at it. Here's the way: When Mr. Grumplepuss is sleeping normally, he twitches his nose every thirty seconds. When he .is rest- less or dreaming, he twitches it every fifteen seconds. The bedbugs count these twitches and then figure the time. They, of course, have two dif- ferent types of time-Normal Twitch- ing Time and Semi-Normal Twitching Time. Well, the three bedbugs make their way to Grumplepuss' head. Bimbo takes the territory of hairs surrounding the left ear and Bingbong goes to the other side of the head. Lillydip. perch- es herself between Grumplepuss' eyes and as he gives his nose a twitch she screams, Go to it boys! The boys work ' feverishlygcranking the hairs out and piling them up on the pillow. Lillydip counts twenty twitches of Grumplepuss' nose and then yells: Time's up boys! String 'em out. The two rivals begin laying their harvest of hairs out on the sheet. Both boys are strictly on the up-and- up: no cheating is permitted of course. Bingbong did pull a few long hairs from the top of Grumplepuss' head, and he didn't lay them as close to- gether as Bimbo, but he couldn't help that. Lillydip measures the hair lines by pacing off the distance of each one. First she does Bingbong's. Then she paces to the end of Bimbo's line. The suspense is terrible to the two bed- bugs as they watch their female heart- flutter approach them. Who has won? Who would get Lillydip Y Darling , says Lillydip, as she kicks Bingbong in the shins and plants a lavish kiss on Biimbo's mug, you win! Bingbong accepts his fate and slowly departs, leaving behind him the hap py lovers, tenderly embracing each other. Thus this tale ends happily. Happily even for Mr. Grumplepuss, for when he woke up and found his hair gone from the sides of his head, he was overjoyed-he wouldn't have to get a haircut for another year. A Cgnce For Say boys, do you see what the gym teacher is doing? All pupils are going to have their feet examined. Let's hope mine are clean. Oh dear, number 11 is being examined. and I'm num- ber 13. Do tell! He even looks under their toes. Can you imagine that? The doctor examined mine last week when he took care of my broken toe. The only reason I went to the doctor was because our football hero tramped on it and I thought I might have athlete's feet, and I don't see why Mr. Forker has to examine my feet again. Oh! look at the scratch on my leg. I bet the teacher will put some iodine on it and man oh man! how I will yell! Oh, here it is my turn. What's that? the bell? Happy days! now I won't have to wash my feet until next week. Recipe For Knowledge 112 teas. Civics 114 tabl. Physics 11 114 4 cups English 2 cups Latin 1 slice Arithmetic 2 teas. Algebra tabl. History My cup Science 111 Mix and sift dry ingredients. 123 Add Civics, Science, and Arith- metic. Q33 Stir well until you'll always remember them. 141 Add the Latin with a pinch of salt. Q51 Sprinkle thick with English, letting it seep into an active healthy brain. 161 Bake in an even-tempered mind and serve every day at school. The enraptured Martha Jane stood on the shore of Lake Erie, during her va- cation, drinking it all in. A sensible girl is not so sensible as she looks, because a sensible girl has more sense than to look sensible. Page Eighty-seven Anthropology Or How To Tell Friends From Apes 1Part Twoj Well, here is the second in the most delightful series Cwe hope? that has ever teen printed. Here Prof. Tout-a- coup discusses the Heidelberg Man, The Neanderthal Man, and The Mo- dern Man, which we think proves them very similar to lots of people in this high school. I. The 'Heidelberg Man The Heidelberg Man was known as the Heidelberg Jaw, because he had more jaw than any other male fossil. He had brains in all the wrong places. He had a vestigial tail and so have some other people. He was a nudist and his wit and humor ran to prac- tical jokes such as pushing other men off the Alps and hitting them in the eyes with large rocks. He was almost always angry, causing an ove1'flow of adrenalin from the suprarenal cap- sules into the bloodstream. This could- n't go on forever. II. The Neanderthal Man The Neanderthal Man lived in fear of the Wooly Mammoth, the Wooly Rhinoceros, the Wooly Hyena and the Neanderthal Woman, who would drag him to her cave and roll great stones against the door and marry him. She had no charm but she did have a club. There were no icemen because it was the Great Ice Age. These men lived in groups under an Old Man who would drive out all the likely youths as soon as they were likely and then the more intelligent girls would stroll off in the same direction to pick wild flowers. The glaciers at this time were in a wild state and only the fleetest Neanderthals could escape them. This was the survival of the fleetest. III. The Modern Man The Modern Man, or Nervous Wreck, is the highest of all mammals because anyone can see that he is. There are about 2,000,000,000 Modern Men, or too many. His highly developed brain has made him what he is and you know what he is! The development of his brain is caused by his upright or bi- pedal position, as in the Penguin, the Dinosaur. and other extinct reptiles. He has been called the Talking Animal because he talks more than any other three animals chosen at random. His main pursuits are murder, robbery, kidnapping, nepotism, and arson. He matures slowly and makes up for it later. All Modern Men are descended from a wormlike creature but it shows more on some people. It is all very well to have courage and skill, And it's fine to be counted a star: But a single deed with its touch of thrill Doesn't tell us the Man that you are. For there's no lone hand in the game we play, We must work for a bigger scheme, And the thing that counts in the world today Is How do you work with the team? AND NOW .... Kind Friends, what I have wrote, I hope you will pass o'er, And not cniticize as some have done, Hitherto herebefore ...... ln Isaly's Ice Cream Ends the Quest for the Best A . I 4 ' Five Filer Bros. 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Broad U I0 ' .N 2lolXlznlzlilzlxififlzlflfl I 2 ' l:l!lXl'l:lzl:lzl:l: zlzlzlxlzlzlzlzlzlxl l'lxl2l:l2.. l l l , 0 H E U 'J Bob s Blke Shop 5 5 Excelsior Laundry SALES SERVICE 'E : J. W. Clark and son 3 - X e 'c Cl Blcycles For Sale Complete Laundry S rvi e 55.00 and up-Guaranteed 5 Always Ready T0 Serve I N I I i Terms-'Cash on Delivery Bikes Painted and Renickled. Can Put ' Geal' Shift on Your Present Bike. : I ASK BOB u PHONE 318 I .L l l I I l,l,l,l I,I,I,I I,I,l,l,l,u,l,l, W. J. MANNY CLOVER FARM STORE MEATS Phone: Bell 343 GROCERIES - FRUITS 2 lllll.llllllllllllIllllll'l : Compliments E . Compliments ': ' I of ' I Of C I : I I I : UNION HEAT 85 George J. Howe LIGHT CO. : Company Page Ninety A Ditty Look at the globe And be happy: Your face is small And not so mappy. Look at Joe Brown And be happy: Your mouth's not so big Or quite so gappy- Look at China And be happy: You're not so broken Or quite so Jappy. Look at a Mexican And be happy: You're not so dirty Or quribe so nappy. Look at a turtle And be haDDy: You're not so green Or quite so snappy. Read what I've said And be happy: You're not so goofy Or quite so saDDy. Punder This One Many are those from whom I've fled For having made a puny pun, But some day I will get a head Cause goodness knows I need one. gJeanne. Ring! Ring! Christmas bells always bring Cheer. joys and everything. And the heavy falling snow, And heaps and heaps of mistletoe. Whee I -Jeanne. Political Lexicon A. F. of L.:Super-Strike-Caller-Outer. ALIEN: Anybody who believes in the American standard of living for em- Dloyees. BOLSHEVIK: One who disagrees with the opinion of Hearst Newspapers. C. I. O. :John L. Lewis on a picnic. COMPROMISE: Labor's letdown to capital. CONSERVATIVE: One who admires radicals a century after they are dead. D. A. R. :An organization of women who feel that one revolutionist in the family is enough. DEMOCRAT: See Republican. DISARMAMENT: See History, Ancient. EQUALITY: The right of rich and poor, black and white, to bathe in champagne in the summer and the Riviera in winter. FOUNDERS' FATHERS: Dead revolu- tionists., FREE SPEECH: A hundred men slam- ming a hundred million. GORILLA: An animal introduced into the political wild life of North America. Page Ninety-one HISTORY,ANCIENT: See Disarma- ment. INDIVIDUALISM: Three varieties: rugged, ragged, and ruthless. INHERITANCE: Money left by people who didn't earn it, to those who don't need it. for purposes that don't justify it. INTERNATIONAL POLITICS: Ring- around-the-rosy. LIBERALS: Those who act like vul- tures and end as doves. MUNITIONS MANUFACTURERS: Patriots who want to sell us rifles for protection against foreign powers to whom they have already sold can- nons. N. R. A.: The plan to create higher prices: it was 100727 successful-we don't have higher prices. PEACE: Time out. PRIVATE BANKING: The process by which banks redistribute the national income among themselves. REPUBLICAN: See Democrat. UNITED STATES: The country that doesn't know it lost the war. WAR RULES: The laws that make it illegal to hit below the toes. SSXSSSSXSSNSNXXXSSSS Grove City Electric Service SOPHER Sz BLACK 323 S. Broad St. Refrigerators - Washers Ironers I Radios and Study Lamps 5 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ,1 1 1 5 l 1 1 '1 1 1 1 1 1 -1 1 1 I SXSSSSNSSS XSSSSX SS Ode To A Lost Ideal He seemed so strong And great and nobleg My heart was glad To see him so. His ideals and his Understanding Gave to him A heavenly glow. And now My heart is torn And bleeding He is not what He seemed. He is shallow, dull And loathsomeg Not at all like what I dreamed. S858 SXSSSXSSNXSSSSSSSXSSX, E. W. Clarkson's Leader of Low Prices Your G E Store PHONE 444 I I I I I 1 I . . I l I I sSSSSSSXSSSSS SSNS SS SS S Miscellany Boy's invitation to a dance- Come on, worm, let's wiggle! A train smokes and also choos. A pin's a funny thing. You never can tell which way it's going-it's head- ed one way and pointed the other. The elevator and the alarm clock are two things that help men up in the world. A father had taken his small son to a football game and that evening his mother was surprised to hear the fol- lowing prayer: God Bless Ma, God bless Pa, God bless me, Rah! Rah! Ra I High School and College Things Pens and Pencils I G. G. FORQUER Page Ninety-two For All School. Needs See Us First I l G. C. Murphy Co. Merchandise From 50 to 51.00 AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT CFrom The Class of 19383 TO The David Molloy Cover Co. Of Chicago, lllinois TO The Jahn 81 Ollier Engraving Co. Of Chicago, lllinois TO The CamerArt Studio Of Grove City TO The Grove City Printing Co. TO The Beaver Printing Co. Of Greenville TO The Board 'Of Education And Our Faculty TO Our Advertisers TO The Students And All Those Who Have lVlade Possible The Publication of This Annual E Q fa 1,2 3 53 DE 'CSCZCSCF' 3, . III in 33. 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Do you think there is any chance of my becoming acquaint- ed with a real nice girl in G. C.? Jack fmoneybagsl McGill. Answer- Dear John: There is a most remarkable chance of your becoming mighty well acquaint- ed with any girl in G. C. Just take your pick. But I think you should know how to go about it. This is really child- ishly simple . . . One good method is to ask the likeliest looking young thing if you can borrow her cribb for a mo- ment. As you lean over to take it, drop your wallet in her lap. If it is not empty, the chances are that she will go out with you. Gupidity is just another name for Cupid. H. M. My Dear Miss: I am a young man deeply in love with a girl I adore. One evening I sat with her on the chesterfield with my arm a1'ound her shoulders when suddenly she put up her hand and switched off the light. What should I have done? Glendon K. Answer- Darling Glendon: Just what you did! Dear Miss H. M.: I'm a little worried over my present state of mind with regards to a girl. No matter how nice the young lady is my poor heart just won't palpi- tate any faster than usual. Can it be that I am getting over such childish passions as love, or am I just blase? Do you think there will ever be a revival of that old feeling? Yours for a thrill, SLEEPY. Answer- Dear Sleepy: You're lucky. Stay right where you FIGURE IT OUT Hendrik Willem Van Loon defines hap- piness, gives us a good motto for our work, and tells us how to succeed-all in a few words. Here they are: Si ca y est ca y est- Si ca n'y est pas it faut recommencer. Tout le rest c'est de la blague. Valued HeartfMender: I'm in a quandry. Girls hound me constantly. My time is limited-only 24 hours per day am I permitted. Even my car is only a Chevy sedan and its capacity has limits. Nineteen babes in one week: and I really should study a bit. 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Reaching' home quite early in the evening, a discussion on Morons and Maniacs was held, after which the little gents gathered up their play- things and departed, as their mothers and dads called for them. r FRANK S SMITH FLORIST 5 Grove City, Pa. Tel. 26-J Q Say It With Flowersi' Q ,p l l l lil I'I IzI l Isl I2 ' K I I 'I l l l,l l2l: xlxlxlxlzlzlxl ltr:lj!!l2lil2l2l2l2I2u2l:l2l2I2l2l2I' I 3 I ov I ov I 09 I N I QQ I I 00 I ov I oo I ov I ve l oo l N I oo I oe I oo l oo I oe I oo I oo l oo I oo I Sl!!!IZISIRI!!!IXl!l!l2l2l3l2IXlXl!l2l2l2 5 XIXIXIXI lXl2l2:2:Sig!!!Xl2lXIXl1l2lXl1l2lXlXl2l2I NELSON'S FLOWER SHOP Study of Fish Is of Interest To Fam-ous Club An interesting study on the DF0- pagation of fish in a bathtub was conducted by the members of the Science Club in their annual-meeting held on March 34 in the physics lab. Unusual reports on unsuccessful ex- periments were given by D011 Drake and Blanche Bone, who had collaborat- ed in their Work for the Durpose of producing a minnow without scales. Results which had unexpectedly turn- ed out favorably were prepared to be sent to the Rockefeller Foundation, with the hope of receiving an appro- priation to continue their noble labors. One of the features of the session was a solo entitled I'm Like a FISH Out of Water , sung by - yOU guess- The meeting was adjourned after a fish fry had been planned. It is to be held when the bathtub-bred piscator- ial specimens are large enough to be eaten. Everything! HOMEISMADE f 0 r 4: 1? Betty Crocker Cakes, Fruit Pies, Pastries, Donuts, Cookies - - - and Home Made ICE CREAM. Try Sturgeon's First! Broad Street Bakeries 139 N. Broad 225 S. Broad Page Ninety-seven 353553 2l2I2:2I2I2l2I2n2l2lXl2l2l!lXlXl2l IXIXIXIXIXIZI 1 sssssxsssxxxxs sssxssxsxsv ordan Bros OXX X SX S SXXYXNNSSS 99 CF Q 5' . or 5' CD 'U 'a CL U1 Q O . 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I can never hide myself from meg I can see what others may never see: I know what others may never know: I can never fool myself and so, VVhatever happens, I want to be Self-respecting and conscience free -Eddie Guest CAN YOU SPELL? fTry this listy If you think you can spell, try these words. Only one person in 10,000 has been able to give the correct spelling of this group of 18. Ecstasy, exhilarate, hypocrisy, indis- pensable, irrelevant, liquefy, privilege, rarefy, sacrilegious, supersede, inocu- late, embarrass, harass, innuendo, vilify, plaguy, desiccate, and picnick- ing. Now that spring house cleaning is over, and muscles are flexible again, the clever little dandelions poke their heads above the sod and yelp to be dug out. SSSSSSXN ssssxsssssssssxsssxsnsssssxsssssxxxxsxxssssssssxxe, 5 I SER V ICE f 0 0 I 5 TED BROOKHOUSER ARDEN GOURLEY Q Main and Broad Sts. 12th and Buffalo Sts. Grove City, Pa. Franklin, Pa. 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