Groom High School - Tiger Yearbook (Groom, TX)

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PA THFINDER-as-'Z 7 fall with HUMOR Lucile: Meet me at the Drug Store tonight at seven o'clock. Marvin :' Alright: what time will you be there? Coach Trostle: Don't mind that big guy. The bigger they are. the harder they Joe S.: Yeah, but suppose he falls on me. Miss Tummins: Why did Hannibal cross the Alps? Harrison F.: For the same reason the hen crossed the road, you don't catch me no puzzles. A maiden entered a crowded car. And firmly grasped a strap, And every time they hit a bump She sat on a different lap. Mrs. Biggs: Do you realize that we have been married ten years today? Mr. Biggs: It doesn't seem possible. Mrs Biggs: That it has been so long? Mr. Biggs: No, that I could have survived. A dumb wife is one who thinlcs she will have to go to Heaven to see the Angel that husband talks about in his sleep. Allan: Do you know Wendy? Wayland: Wendy who? Allan: Wendy we eat. Lennie B.: What kind of an instrument is a rank? Billie Cornett: Whataya mean-rank? Lennie: Why, It says here- Thomas Edison was an inventor of the first rank. J. N. Burgin: This is the best painting I have ever done. Miss Tummins: Don't let that discourage you. Bert B.: Most people admire my mouth. Do you? Corene: Do I! Ithink it is immense! Marguerite: Marrma, is Daddy going to heaven when he dies? Mrs. Foster: Why, Daughter, who put such an absurd idea into your head? What is so rare as a day in June, Unless it be October: Or What is so rare as a drunken pair, Unless it be one sober Page Sixty